Just when Duke thought that the coffee table of his life was full of tragedies and there would be no more tragic protagonists, his original body hit a new low. He failed dozens of times in a row, and after learning from his mistakes, he transformed into a female-oriented writer, so Duke became a woman.
Maybe he was suffering from a literary youth disease, or maybe his brain was caught by a steel door when he was writing a book, the heroine that Duke traveled through appeared in a brothel...
After this time travel, Duke wanted to die. He tried to insert his hand into the power strip, but ended up traveling through time again.
It is still the same eunuch story as the original one, but this time it seems different, it is a refreshing story. The hero is of noble birth, a hereditary noble, and he is the only one in his family for nine generations. At the age of eighteen, he was the best in the world in terms of appearance and martial arts, and even the donkey under his crotch was extremely majestic. Having learned from the previous lesson, the villain was killed on the spot as soon as he appeared, and the hero grabbed the artifact, the opportunity, and the girl, and pushed forward without thinking.
Duke was secretly happy, and finally he had finally made it. That night, he pushed the three generations of beauties onto the bed, and just as he was about to kill the enemy with his spear, it was 404! This novel was the best-selling one in its original form. Although it was a bit shabby, readers subscribed to it, and his success was all based on it. Who would have thought that when he was overtaking on a curve, the car overturned, and the people were killed. It was a horrible sight!
There is no greater sorrow than a dead heart. This is what Duke is like now. No matter what tragic time travel happens next, he says he doesn’t care.
After reading the newcomer's memory, Scavenger Duke collapsed on the spot, as did the remaining two big guys. The Lord God Duke's body trembled, revealing his original giant light ball, flickering. I didn't know if anyone thought the Lord God had a short circuit.
"Why not? We are not the official history!"
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Hey, handlebars? Duke's eyes widened immediately, and he realized that the newcomer Duke who had been talking before was a tricycle.
Looking at the sci-fi world with mechas flying all over the sky and Decepticons attacking the earth from time to time, Duke was confused. He chose the hell mode when he was reincarnated.
Duke: “…”
Fortunately, there is always a way out. The mechanical life in this world can evolve. As long as there is enough energy, the parts on the body can be constantly updated. Even a 28-inch bicycle can one day evolve into a 28-inch bicycle equipped with a nuclear power reactor! The 28-inch bicycle equipped with a nuclear power reactor is a bit exaggerated. Duke's evolutionary path is like this: 28-inch bicycle - electric lamb - electric tricycle - kart - van - Iveco - Dongfeng heavy truck! After that, there are no restrictions. Whether to become an Autobot like Optimus Prime, or go the Gundam route, or join the EMU, it all depends on Duke's own choice. With Duke's tireless efforts, he finally successfully entered the field of electric tricycles. He was only a little bit away from surpassing Optimus Prime and beating Megatron! After a burst of "kukukukikiki" sound effects, Duke the tricycle transformed into a two-meter-tall mechanical life form. The appearance was horrible. He couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed into the appearance of a proctologist before crossing.
Duke, who failed to get out of the street, became more and more sad. He decided to take revenge on society, stay in the unknown space, and share his memories with other newcomers. Sharing happiness and hardships together, this is what it means to be a family!
"Hey, old man, what are you talking about... Damn it, I'm going to hit you to death, you bastard!" The newbie on the tricycle was wondering why the victim gave up on himself, but after exchanging memories, he instantly understood the reason. He then gathered his strength and hit Duke, who had fallen to the ground, flying away.
The third newcomer was confused when he entered the unknown space. He saw a brutal beating. The strange thing was that the victim lying on the ground did not resist at all. He did not fight back and silently shed tears. The most annoying thing was that a large round ball that flickered on and off jumped up and down on the victim, as if using a spherical collision attack.
"Isn't there the anti-Japanese hero Duke? He's appeared before!"
"Thank you for speaking up for me, but I don't blame them. If the physical pain can make me forget the pain in my heart, then let the storm come even harder!" Duke, the failed time traveler, stood up holding the handlebars.
The memory of the woman who traveled through time and space almost made Duke of the Space Administration vomit blood. The three looked at each other and surrounded the traveler, punching and kicking him. Pujie shed tears silently. The pain on his body was nothing. What really hurt him was his heart.
After that, an electric tricycle joined the crowd!
After transforming into a human form, Duke the Tricycle kicked the monster several times without thinking, and then he felt refreshed and clear-headed. Coming to the unknown space, he no longer worried about the energy problem, and could not wait to evolve to the final stage. He had a brief conversation with a few people and left in a hurry.
When Duke traveled through time, an option panel popped up in front of him: American, German, French, Japanese, Korean... There seemed to be nothing good to choose from. The socialist successor who grew up under the red flag happily chose the Chinese model at the end, and then he turned into a... Phoenix 28-inch truck.
Before leaving, everyone remembered to spit at the person lying on the ground!
Duke, who failed, was lucky. After a long wait, he finally met some new people. Six new people came in one after another. Their clothes and attire were from ancient times.
A long time ago, a group of four swordsmen appeared in the unknown space, including the dead fish eyes in the Gintama world and the martial arts knight Duke, who has ascended to heaven and is still unknown whether he is alive or dead. The six people who appeared this time are also connected. Counting the worlds they are in, Qin's Moon (Qin), Romance of the Three Kingdoms (late Han), The Legend of the Twin Dragons (late Sui and early Tang), Water Margin (Song), The Legend of Chu Liuxiang (Ming), and The Legend of Shushan Swordsman (Qing), can be roughly defined as a historical group of six.
The 28-inch bicycle... is also pretty good. Down-to-earth science fiction blockbusters are popular these days. Duke comforted himself in this way and glanced at the Yamaha Tyrannosaurus next to him. He wanted to ask if it could be remade.
"None of the worlds you traveled through are official history. Even if you became an emperor, you were an emperor in a novel. What does it have to do with official history?" Duke, the poor guy, poured cold water on him and immediately killed the conversation.
"Stop! How can you bully the weak in broad daylight?" The newcomer rushed over righteously and stood in front of Duke, the failed time traveler.
Group of six: “…”
After sending Tricycle Duke away, the other people were unwilling to stay any longer. They received three newcomers in one night, so they thought there would be no other newbies. Lord God Duke and Duke of the Space Administration Bureau left one after another, and so did Scavenger Duke, who walked out of the unknown space one after another.
Duke the Tricycle comes from a world of hodgepodge of machines, a world where mechanical life and humans coexist, where one can see RoboCop, Gundam, Chibiusa, Gallant Tank, Motoko Kusanagi, Marvel's Ultron, Pacific Rim's Jaeger, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee... Without exception, these machines have their own lives at the moment of birth, even household appliances.
The new Dukes only felt that the big man in front of them was amiable and had an inexplicable sense of closeness. They had no idea that the other party had malicious intentions, and stupidly exchanged memories. After that, screams rang out one after another, and the Dukes were beaten up again.
The six people accepted the bad memories of Duke, and started to talk after cursing. After they traveled through time, their identities were different. There were children of meritorious service, peddlers, royal relatives, poor scholars, and martial artists. They were all excited to have met a big boss today, and they were ready to go back and show their skills and leave their names in the history books.
Mechanical science fiction world!
Looking at the third newcomer, the other Dukes all took a deep breath, because the newcomer looked, or should I say, looked like an electric tricycle.
After beating for about three to five hours, the Dukes finally stopped the brutal beating and started chatting with the newcomers on the tricycle.
"It's really strange, why didn't I appear when I traveled through time to modern history?" Duke asked puzzledly.
Duke lay on the ground feeling hopeless. Even his own people despised him. Although he despised them too, but... they were from the same roots, so he should at least give them some face and not be so open!
“Can a divine drama be counted?”
"Could it be that the dimensionality reduction attack was too powerful, so we dare not travel back to that era!"
The group of six began to chatter again, not taking modern history seriously.
Duke, who was listening to this, frowned. Modern history can be regarded as a century of shame and the greatest pain of the Chinese nation. It ended up in a situation where no one dared to wear it. He was depressed and said in a deep voice, "In the face of national crisis, you are afraid to act. This is not my style. You must know, beep beep beep beep, ******..."
With a long sigh, Duke felt that he was in a different state. Looking back, there was no sign of him.
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