Duke really didn't care much. With his personality, it didn't matter whether there was this city or not. But since Snake Queen liked to run it, he just let her do it.
That night, Duke took out the scorpion tail he had captured and thought about refining it into a magic weapon.
In the past, when the Buddha gave a lecture, many spirits went to listen to him, and the Scorpion Spirit also went. She was confident of her magical power and grabbed a seat near the front. Tathagata was not happy and raised his hand to push her out.
The Scorpion Demon was also a fearless person. He turned around and slapped the Buddha on the butt. The poisonous stake pierced the Buddha so much that he felt unbearable pain.
Then there is Sun Wukong, who ate countless peaches and elixirs 500 years ago and spent a lot of money to get an indestructible body. He is invulnerable to swords and spears, water and fire. The monkey is so skinny that he has not been killed, relying on his body of iron and steel. Unfortunately, the inverted horse poison stake is like the nemesis of the golden body. Even though the monkey is iron-headed, he was stabbed and screamed.
The poison of the Horse-Falling Poison Stake is of average quality and is not worth mentioning to those with great supernatural powers. The monkey will be fine after a good sleep, but the pain it brings is unbearable even for the Buddha.
Duke thought about it and refined it into a short sword. The poison was secondary, and it was specially used to break people's golden bodies. Snake Queen couldn't let it go and begged Duke to use it for self-defense. She had a lot of treasures refined by Duke, but she just liked new things.
Snake Princess's cultivation was horrible. She couldn't even defeat the White Dragon Horse, let alone Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. The short sword was not as good as the best, but better than the worst. It was just right for Snake Princess. Duke wanted to take out the Three Lights Divine Water for her, but she was too weak to control it.
Snake Princess got her new toy, and that night she tried her best to please Duke, and the two of them indulged in two basic fucks... for 48 hours.
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Back to Tang Seng and his companions, Sun Wukong's Dharma body was injured by Duke, and a hole was made in his golden hoop. He went to the Buddha to complain, and lay at the gate of the Leiyin Temple, refusing to leave, saying that if the golden hoop was not repaired, he would not go on a pilgrimage. He took down the plaque of the Leiyin Temple and hung it on the Flower-Fruit Mountain to be his mountain king.
The Tathagata Buddha had no choice but to order people to fetch the copper from Shoushan Mountain and the essence from Beihai, and send them to Taishang Laojun together with the golden hoop to be re-forged. After the golden hoop was reshaped, the Buddha personally consecrated it and added some meritorious golden light.
After being tossed around by the two big guys, the golden hoop became more shiny than before, and the monkey left happily. A few days later, he returned to the Great Leiyin Temple, not because of quality problems, but because of the plot of the real and fake Monkey King.
Two monkeys came to Lingshan and asked Tathagata to identify the real one. Tathagata immediately raised the price of the monkeys and told the story of the four mischievous monkeys.
The first is the Spirit Stone Monkey, who is good at changes, knows the weather, knows the advantages of the terrain, and can move the stars and change the constellations; the second is the Six-Eared Macaque, who is good at listening, can observe the principles, know the past and the future, and understand everything; the third is the Long-Armed Ape Monkey, who can hold the sun and the moon, shrink thousands of mountains, distinguish good and bad, and play with the universe; the fourth is the Red-Butt Horse Monkey, who knows about yin and yang, understands human affairs, is good at coming and going, and avoids death and prolongs life.
Tathagata praised the monkeys too highly. For example, Sun Wukong, who was born from the Spiritual Stone Monkey, could not know the weather or the terrain before he became an immortal. Moving the stars and changing the constellations was even more absurd. There were also the red-butted horse monkeys and the long-backed monkeys. There were several of them on the Flower and Fruit Mountain. When Sun Wukong was the king of the mountain in his early years, he appointed two red-butted horse monkeys and two long-backed monkeys as generals to command the monkeys under his command.
Tathagata has a big fist, and what he says is what matters. The six-eared macaque was taken to the Great Leiyin Temple, and when his true form was recognized, he could not escape. Tathagata took out the ritual implement bowl to cover him, and after revealing his true form, he was hit by Sun Wukong with a stick, and his brain burst.
Tathagata was very sad that such a good guardian of Buddhism was gone, so he told the monkey to get out of here immediately.
Sun Wukong had been unlucky recently. First he was beaten up by Duke, and then he met the six-eared macaque who pretended to be him. He felt that the Kingdom of Women was poisonous. After returning to Tang Seng, he dragged the white dragon horse and drove Zhu Bajie, and left the Kingdom of Women at an accelerated speed under the stars.
Duke also went there that day because he was afraid that Zhu Bajie would peek at the Queen taking a bath! …
Spring goes and autumn comes!
The Bull Demon King came to Qi Jue City again to write an IOU and ask for sex. The Snake Queen ordered that no one should give him the convenience. The little demons dared not disobey, but they did not want to offend the Bull Demon King, so they secretly reported to Duke.
Duke smiled and took the blame of Bull Demon King on himself. After the old bull had been eating and whoring for half a month, he told him that Tang Monk and his party were almost reaching the Flaming Mountain.
The old cow knew the monkey's temper, that is, he was a simple-minded monkey. He would not care that Princess Iron Fan was his sister-in-law. With one blow of the stick, Red Boy was left without a mother. He dressed neatly, rode on the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, said goodbye to Duke, and hurried back to the Pipa Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.
Sun Wukong did not disappoint Lao Niu. He was indeed a fool who could not say nice things. If he had brought Red Boy to Guanyin and let Princess Iron Fan relieve the pain of family affection, she might have borrowed the banana fan. But he chose to say things that offended people, and Princess Iron Fan was enraged by him and started to chop without saying a word.
Princess Iron Fan was no match for Sun Wukong. After three or five moves, she was defeated. She took out the palm leaf fan and sent the monkey to the Small Xumi Mountain thousands of miles away. Sun Wukong asked Lingji Bodhisattva for a wind-fixing pill. The palm leaf fan was useless. Princess Iron Fan had no idea what to do with him, so she closed the mountain gate and ignored him.
Sun Wukong was so stubborn that if he had said something nice, or at least went to the Bull Demon King to admit his fault, there would still be room for maneuver. But he was too smart and turned into a small insect, jumped into the water cup, and got into Princess Iron Fan's belly.
It was such a coincidence that when the Bull Demon King hurried to the Pipa Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, he heard the monkey's shouting before he pushed open Princess Iron Fan's boudoir.
"Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, I am coming out!"
The old cow was so angry that he kicked open the door of the boudoir. Although things were not as he imagined, when he saw the monkey bullying his wife, he still picked up an iron stick and fought with the monkey.
The old cow had been working day and night in Qi Jue City, and his legs were weak. After fighting with the monkey for three hundred rounds, he was at a disadvantage. Princess Iron Fan saw this and raised her sword to support him, and then... the monkey gained the upper hand.
Now that things have developed to this point, if Sun Wukong still wants to borrow the palm-leaf fan, it would be really weird.
The Bull Demon King's feet and hands were sore from fighting, so he took Princess Iron Fan back to Pipa Cave and rested for a while before recovering. It happened that Tang Monk saw that Sun Wukong had not returned for a long time, so he asked Zhu Bajie to chase him and see. The two brothers broke down the mountain gate and fought with the Bull Demon King again.
The Bull Demon King was furious and used his magical powers to transform into a giant white bull that was eight hundred feet tall and more than a thousand feet long from head to tail. As the leader of the Seven Great Sages, he called himself the Great Sage Ping Tian. All the monsters in the world were willing to give him face. He had some strength, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were completely helpless against him.
Maybe it was a coincidence, or maybe it was some other reason, but suddenly a group of gods from heaven jumped out of the bushes and surrounded Cuiyun Mountain. Later, the four great Vajras of Buddhism came in accordance with the Buddha's order to subdue the demons and eliminate the evil.
Under the net of heaven and earth, the old cow had no way to go up to the sky or down to the earth, and he showed his true body and stirred up boundless demonic clouds. He fought alone against the Buddha in heaven, showing his majestic demeanor. Duke even sensed the monstrous demonic aura of the old cow in Qijue Mountain.
The momentum came and went quickly. After the Bull Demon King had a great fight, he began to let go and wandered around the Heavenly Palace and Buddhism for a while before running into the Heavenly Net. Nezha the Third Prince used the Demon Slaying Sword and cut off more than ten heads of the Bull Demon King in a row, but they were all regrown by the old bull. Although the gods and immortals surrounded him, none of them could kill him.
Duke rode a cloud to the vicinity and shook his head repeatedly. The swords of Nezha looked like a show by the Bull Demon King. Duke could only sigh that the old bull was so omnipotent that he could make friends even in the Sky Palace.
Afterwards, Nezha the Third Prince took out the Wind Fire Wheel and burned the old cow so hard that it surrendered willingly, and the battle came to an end.
Princess Iron Fan handed over the banana fan to put out the fire on the Flaming Mountain, while Nezha, the Third Prince and other heavenly generals tied up the old cow and went to the Jade Emperor to report on their work. Three or five days later, the old cow came back and was appointed a third-rate general who was not very knowledgeable, to maintain order on earth for the Heavenly Court.
The position is not high, but Lao Niu is very satisfied. Being in the official system is better than being far away!
As for Sun Wukong, he passed the Flaming Mountain and completed a challenge, but this incident also ruined the friendship between him and the old cow, and the other brothers were unwilling to associate with him from then on.
(End of this chapter)