Chapter 71 Vongola Otaku Survival Chronicles: Sawada Tsunayoshi stomped his feet...
Sawada Tsunayoshi stomped into the room. Damn it, even Reborn has taken it to a perverse level!
Feng smiled as he watched them go inside, but only put his luggage there without disturbing them. He closed the door, and the smile on his face vanished the moment he turned around. He then stormed downstairs to the kitchen.
The melon sat on the stair railing, licking its paws, and quietly watched the whole thing.
Meow~
It extinguished the red flames around it, used its head to brace against the slightly ajar door, and slid inside.
"Hey, Gua, what brings you here!"
Tsuna immediately noticed the fluctuations in the flames in the room. He picked up the kitten that had jumped onto him and stroked its clean fur.
"Xiao Gang has a kitten at home."
Hinata leaned closer, watching curiously as the kitten licked the loose strands of hair from its stylist.
"He's grooming you! Can I touch him?"
Sawada Tsunayoshi was pleasantly surprised to escape unscathed from his feline overlord. He hadn't reacted yet, but he grinned, clearly indicating he didn't want to be touched.
"Gua rarely lets strangers touch it. Even Hayato sometimes gets scratched when he touches it. Ah, Hayato is Gua's owner."
"It's a very alert little cat, so cute." Hinata nodded, not insisting on touching it.
Tsuna thought for a moment, then seemingly from behind, but actually from the box, he took Natsu out. The Box Weapons were their companions, and they would be lonely if they were kept in the box all the time.
Gua is alright; I often see him and Kojiro fighting in the backyard, with cat and dog hair flying everywhere.
Then the two owners weren't much better off, they would exchange sarcastic remarks, and the little leader would just separate the two pets and then turn around to coax the adults.
"And then?" Hinata listened with great interest.
Sawada Tsunayoshi: "What else can I do? If you ask me, animals are much easier to please than their owners. At least they won't feel disliked because of something I say wrong."
"Look, this is my pet lion cub!"
He lifted Naz up, like he was lifting Simba.
Hinata's eyes widened. "A lion!"
The conflict between cats and dogs is insignificant compared to the lion's power. Hyuga is itching to make a move, while Natsu silently shrinks his body.
"Gah~"
"What an adorable roar! Wait, is that how lions roar?"
"Natsu is a little lion." He patted Natsu's head, reassuring his timid companion.
"This child is timid and shy, but has a very good temper."
Natsu nuzzled and rubbed against Tsuna's palm, while Gua licked the lion's mane several times. After so many years of getting along, the two little animals finally didn't have the confrontation they had when they first met.
"Competing head-on" doesn't seem quite right here, Sawada Tsunayoshi pondered, after all, it was Natsu who was being bullied by Gua on one side.
Yeah, they bullied him too.
The past was too painful to recall. Seeing Natsu also looking at Hyuga with curiosity, Tsuna invited him...
"You can pet Natsu, he won't bite."
"Hey, really?"
Hinata very honestly reached out and gently patted Natsu's head a few times before stopping, after all, he wasn't very familiar with Tsuna's family's animals yet.
"Tsuna, Natsu, looks like Tsuna is terrible at naming things too, hahaha!"
Hinata chuckled, thinking of something amusing, while Sawada Tsunayoshi puffed out his cheeks, "Even Sho is saying that."
"Is my name really that bad?"
"No, no, the name Zina is super cute!"
"Hey, did you call me by the wrong address?"
"No, hehe~"
After Hinata finished packing her clothes and luggage, Sawada Tsunayoshi, carrying a cat in one arm and a lion in the other, walked downstairs under Hinata's envious gaze.
In the huge villa, only the faint sounds of conversation could be heard from the first floor. Hinata remembered that Tsuna had asked if his family had demolished the kitchen, and suddenly felt that Tsuna's family was also full of energy.
For example, taking a vacation and blowing up the kitchen or something.
Judging from Xiaogang's skillful reactions, this kind of thing has obviously happened quite often.
Upon reaching the first-floor stairwell, a seven or eight-year-old boy dashed towards Sawada Tsunayoshi and crawled into his arms. Gua moved swiftly, climbing onto Sawada Tsunayoshi's head and breathing on it. Unexpectedly, Natsu reacted quickly as well, hanging on Tsunayoshi's neck and timidly watching the little bull nudging around.
"...What's wrong, Lambo?" The leader caught his younger brother, afraid that the boy would poke into his arms with his hard bull horns.
Lambo pointed to the kitchen, his expression fearful.
"They, they are definitely going to make a biological weapon to kill everyone!"
"No, no, Lambo."
Even Sawada Tsunayoshi himself didn't believe what he said. Looking at the kitchen, which was emitting a strange blackish-purple mist, the closed door seemed to lead to a passage to hell.
Hinata seemed oblivious, her tone light and cheerful.
"Blue wavelengths are so fast! It only reached me last time we met."
"Hmm," Lambo vaguely remembered this older brother's good friend whom he had met a few times.
"But you haven't grown at all—waaaaaah!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly covered Lambo's mouth, "Haha, he didn't say anything!"
This is like trying to hide something obvious! Hyuga retorted that the other person's lying skills hadn't improved at all, but even a child could tell that he hadn't grown taller!
That's infuriating! He's clearly grown a few centimeters taller!
(Tsukishima: "If we change the ruler, then it won't be a problem.")
Soon, a creature that could still be identified as human crawled out of the kitchen. Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly went over and picked it up. Hyuga stood on tiptoe to look.
It was Fuuta, Tsuna's younger brother; he remembered him too.
But the other party's current state was as if they were waving at them from the other side of the Sanzu River and then suddenly ascending to heaven with a whoosh.
"Ah, Tsuna-nii? Have I somehow ended up in heaven...?"
The boy's eyes were vacant, and his face had an eerie bluish-purple hue.
"Wait, should we call 119? An ambulance? This is definitely food poisoning!"
Hinata had never seen anything like this before. Flustered, he frantically pulled out his phone and started typing on it, but Sawada Tsunayoshi stopped him, pressing down on his hand which, in its panic, had accidentally dialed the police.
He doesn't want to go to jail yet.
“I have a family doctor, I’ll call him over right now.”
The young boss was so skilled at this moment that it was heartbreaking. He found Shamal, who was hiding somewhere, handed him Futa, and then asked Hinata to look after Lambo.
Then, the boy casually tied his hair up, and with a lion and a cat on his head, angrily pushed open the kitchen door and rushed in without hesitation.
In Hyuga's eyes, this action was nothing short of self-sacrifice, truly the act of a hero.
Then, the noisy kitchen erupted with the sounds of fighting, and finally, the dark purple mist, which seemed to emanate the resentment of vengeful spirits, vanished, and Sawada Tsunayoshi emerged unharmed.
"It's all alright now. It might be a while before we eat. Xiao Xiang, would you like to go to the volleyball court with me?"
They all knew why it would take a while to eat, and Hyuga didn't dare to ask any more questions. Seeing his childhood friend bring out another little girl, he seemed to finally understand where Tsuna's wish to "be an octopus" came from.
Indeed, with so many younger siblings and pets in the family, even eight hands might not be enough.
The thought briefly crossed my mind before I was immediately occupied by the volleyball court.
"Does Xiaogang's family still have a volleyball court?"
"Yes, because my family knew I liked it, they specially built one when they were renovating. It's not very big."
"Xiao Gang's family really loves you."
"I love them so much too."
"By the way, is the volleyball court at our school finished too?"
"Hmm! We can start using it tomorrow! But the first qualifying match of the Spring High School is also starting soon, ah, I really need to practice even harder!"
"Then we can play for a while before dinner, and then we should rest well after dinner. If Zheng Yi-kun finds out about our training load all day, he'll scold us again."
Hinata stopped in her tracks upon hearing this. "Sho knows, why?!"
Isn't the other person overseas?
"Because the usage time and records of the volleyball hall can be seen by Shoichi-kun, if we don't train and eat according to his standards, he'll call and nag us!" Tsunayoshi had obviously been nagged before, and he felt the same way.
"What a responsible and dedicated father of Xiao Zheng."
"So, he's become a father now?"
That evening, sitting at the long table in that luxurious restaurant, Hinata Shoyo was surprised to find that the little boy who had just been suspected of food poisoning and was about to die was also sitting at the table, eating with a fork, his smile showing no trace of the gloom one would expect from someone who had just passed through the gates of death.
And the others,
Those whom Hinata knew, whether familiar or not, all sat there eating obediently as if nothing had happened, as if they weren't the ones who had just triggered a new series of biohazards.
First, they welcomed Hinata's arrival. Because he liked to run to Namimori to visit his childhood friends, there were almost no people Hinata didn't know, and he might even have exchanged a few words with them before.
At the head of the table, Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced cautiously at Bianchi, then picked up a perfectly normal-looking piece of food.
Chew, chew, chew, swallow.
He's not dead!
He casually asked, "Who cooked dinner tonight?"
Gokudera sat down next to Sawada Tsunayoshi, and seeing that Tsuna liked it, he picked up his chopsticks and added a few more servings for the Tenth Boss.
"To my shame, because we were in such a rush, we didn't cook ourselves and ordered takeout instead."
That's great! Sawada Tsunayoshi breathed a sigh of relief and went to eat the food in his bowl.
"...But I'm still learning. Next time I'll definitely make a feast that will satisfy the Tenth Boss!"
"Cough cough cough!" Sawada Tsunayoshi let out a tremendous cough.
Yamamoto, sitting on the other side, quickly picked up a water glass and held it to Tsuna's lips, his tone disapproving.
"Gokudera, you scared Tsuna."
"No, no!" Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly explained, recovering his composure.
"I just feel that there's no need for everyone to specifically learn it. Hayato's hands are precious. If you really want to learn, let's pick a time when we're all free and do it together?"
Well, the premise is that he has time and can't let these guys come secretly in private, otherwise his heart won't be able to take it!
Hyuga watched all of this.
Tsuna and his family do have a very good relationship.
But isn't it too good?
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Author's Note: My family member Hinata: Beware! Beware!
Work has kept me from writing extra chapters even though I wanted to. I definitely need to stockpile tons of drafts for my next book! [crying emoji]
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