Chapter 104 Chapter 104 Hmm? Where are my legs? Daily update (1...
After returning home and taking a shower, the two of them lay in bed for a while and prepared to go to sleep.
He was really tired these two days, but after having a soufflé with his wife in a cafe, Lin Jianyuan felt his energy was replenished.
Just close your eyes contentedly and go to sleep.
Then I realized... I couldn't sleep.
Well, it turns out that he is full of energy not only because he is in love, but also because he drank coffee at night, hahahahahaha.
Xieyu fell asleep. Whenever she ate a little too much, she would easily become sleepy.
At this moment, a whole ball of pink underwater was nestling obediently in his arms.
A big warm and soft ball.
Just holding it makes people feel full in the heart.
Life is perfect just like this.
Lin Jianyuan felt secretly pleased for a moment. He took out his phone, dimmed the screen to the lowest brightness, and muted the volume. He casually started browsing the sweet potatoes.
He used to be more accustomed to browsing Weibo, but after finding out that his roommate liked Xiaohongshu, he also started to mainly browse Xiaohongshu.
Today, Lin Jianyuan had a sudden idea and opened his Weibo.
I didn't expect to see such a familiar name.
Hot search number one:
#Shi Shaoning's female assistant
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
It felt amazing to see an acquaintance on the trending search, and Lin Jianyuan clicked on it without hesitation.
Wow, it’s still a scandal.
Having worked with Shi Shaoning for so long, Lin Jianyuan has gotten used to calling him "Captain Shi" that he almost forgot that he has another identity: a popular traffic star!
No wonder Shi Shaoning is always fully armed, whether he's on a mission or not, complete with mask, sunglasses, and a baseball cap. Honestly, when he's wearing this outfit, everyone on the street can't help but stare.
After all, Shi Shaoning only covered his most handsome face.
It did not hide his 185cm tall male model figure with broad shoulders and narrow waist.
Lin Jianyuan doesn't need to read the comment section or the AI summary.
He directly forwarded the trending search to Shi Shaoning and sent a teasing expression.
Shi Shaoning saw that he was still awake. He immediately replied: "What? [rolling eyes]"
Lin Jianyuan: "Is this true? [Eating melon]"
Shi Shaoning: “Fake.”
Lin Jianyuan: "I guess so. You are so busy, how can you have time for love?"
Shi Shaoning: “???”
Shi Shaoning posted a message of "furious", and then posted a message of "slapping the dog's head in anger".
Lin Jianyuan almost died of laughter when he saw those two emoticons.
Although he sympathizes with her, who is Shi Shaoning? Not only is Shi Shaoning his colleague, but he is also a popular young idol!
Lin Jianyuan: "I sympathize, but I'd like to hear more. [I'd like to hear more.jpg]"
Shi Shaoning: "It's nothing, just an ordinary colleague."
Through the person involved, Lin Jianyuan got the first-hand information as he wished.
It turns out that the company had arranged this female assistant for Shi Shaoning since his debut.
The female assistant was very capable and had a good personality. Shi Shaoning got along well with her and felt confident in leaving all sorts of things to her.
After so many years of cooperation, they were familiar with each other, so when Shi Shaoning received the role of Potian Fugui and suddenly became a popular young star, the company wanted to replace him with a male assistant, but Shi Shaoning refused.
Shi Shaoning thought that the other person was doing a good job, so why would I kick him out just because I took off? Absurd.
As a result, this point was seized upon by marketing accounts and made a big fuss about.
At first, Shi Shaoning was photographed by paparazzi riding in a nanny car with a mysterious woman late at night.
The marketing account originally wanted to discredit him, saying he had a hidden girlfriend. However, fans immediately realized that the woman was his assistant, and they turned around and scolded the paparazzi for deliberately posting blurry photos to discredit their brother.
Immediately afterwards, a marketing account suddenly dug up the "sweet interactions" between Shi Shaoning and his female assistant over the years, and listed countless so-called "clues" just to prove that the female assistant was actually his sister-in-law.
The marketing account implied that the two fell in love with each other because of work, and used work as a legitimate excuse to openly appear together.
The most powerful "hard evidence" is that Shi Shaoning is missing for at least 3 days every week.
He neither appeared on variety shows nor on film sets, nor participated in any activities.
And every time he appeared and disappeared, he was always accompanied by his female assistant.
You can tell at a glance that they are going for a secret rendezvous!
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Shi Shaoning: "[Angry][Angry] I disappeared because I was working at the Administration!!! I was either on duty, in a meeting, or working overtime! I was having a secret tryst!!! What the hell was I having a secret tryst!"
Lin Jianyuan: "So the assistant actually went to the mission location to pick you up and take you back to work in the entertainment industry?"
Shi Shaoning: "Yes!!! What else!!"
Lin Jianyuan really felt sympathy now.
Lin Jianyuan: "What should we do now?"
Shi Shaoning: "What else can we do? Clarification + public relations."
Lin Jianyuan: "Where's your assistant?"
Shi Shaoning: "Change."
Lin Jianyuan: "The assistant is also in trouble."
Shi Shaoning: "Not really, she's quite happy. Because she actually doesn't know why I disappear every time I disagree with her. She suspects I'm secretly doing something illegal, and she lives in fear every day of going to jail with me. Now she can be relieved."
Lin Jianyuan almost laughed out loud.
If you think about it this way, the confidentiality agreement of the Administration actually has a significant impact on the daily lives of most employees.
After all, even to the people closest to you, you can't explain what you do every day.
Unlike him and Xieyu, they worked in the same unit. One was a prison guard and the other was a criminal police officer, so their daily work had so much overlap.
Really lucky.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly had an idea and sent a message to Shi Shaoning: "By the way, have you chosen a new assistant?"
Shi Shaoning: "No. I'm just annoyed. The company thinks I have a bad temper and they're afraid I'll find fault with the new assistants, so they said they'd find me 10 at once and let me choose. And if I choose one, I can't go back on it."
Lin Jianyuan: "Then what kind of person do you want to find?"
Shi Shaoning: "Whatever. Actually, I don't have any requirements."
Lin Jianyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Not having any requirements like you is actually the highest requirement."
Lin Jianyuan recalled that it was Pei Shuo who helped to comfort Shaoning after he became delirious last time.
Not to mention, this kid Pei Shuo might actually be suitable.
Pei Shuo has a good temper and is patient. He's been tortured by that idiotic company for so long, yet he still doesn't swear. This shows he can definitely adapt to Shi Shaoning's bad temper.
Moreover, Pei Shuo is young, energetic and in good health.
But I'm only in good health now. If I work at that stupid company for another two years, I'm not sure.
Get out of the fire pit as soon as possible!
Lin Jianyuan said decisively: "I have a young man here, he is a very good person. He is my former apprentice. How about I let him be one-tenth of the apprentice?"
Shi Shaoning: "Whatever."
Shi Shaoning looked uninterested.
Lin Jianyuan thought to himself that you were not interested now, and what if you found out that this was the guy who coaxed you into a fetus when you were delirious...
Lin Jianyuan found it funny when he thought about it.
Lin Jianyuan turned around and sent another message to Pei Shuo, telling him about his application for the assistant position.
He didn't say it was Shi Shaoning, nor did he say it was his fellow patient from last time. He just said "a celebrity friend of mine."
Unexpectedly, Pei Shuo, who always replied immediately, did not reply immediately this time.
Lin Jianyuan had no choice but to go to bed first.
However, when he hugged his warm and soft wife and tried to fall asleep again.
A leg suddenly appeared in my mind.
Lin Jianyuan's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly remembered the thing he almost forgot.
——Although time was very tight at that time, Lin Jianyuan still remembers the feeling when he touched that leg.
Icy, cool, fresh, soft and springy.
But there is no temperature.
That cold feeling is so terrifying. Is this a corpse?
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan looked at his wife who was sleeping obediently in his arms with mixed feelings.
Lin Jianyuan was torn between his conscience and his desires.
A second later, the battle between heaven and man ended.
Lin Jianyuan decided to pretend that he knew nothing.
Lin Jianyuan hugged his wife tightly, closed his eyes, and let out a long breath.
Trying to make yourself fall asleep.
Lin Jianyuan finally fell asleep.
Late night.
Xie Yu woke up.
He was a heretic and didn't need sleep. He only wanted to take a nap when he was full.
Now the time of "a while" has come, so he wakes up again.
Look at the time, it’s only 3 am.
This is when humans sleep the deepest.
The silvery moonlight crept across the room. Tonight, the moonlight was so bright that even the social anxiety lights seemed dim in comparison.
Xieyu didn't know why the moon was sometimes bright and sometimes not so bright.
But he would prefer the moon to be big and round.
Lin Jianyuan said that was called "perfection".
"Perfection".
don't know.
Xie Yu stretched out his duodenum out of boredom and poked his lover's face.
I fell into a deep sleep again.
No matter how I poked him, he wouldn't wake up.
Xie Yu was bored and poked for a while, then suddenly remembered how Lin Jianyuan hugged him and rubbed him all over the bed before going to sleep.
Lin Jianyuan seemed to like rubbing like this, especially the legs.
His lover likes to hold him, and the two of them crawl into the bed together, and then use their bare legs to rub between the sheets and the quilt.
His wife said it was "very comfortable".
Xieyu actually doesn't quite understand because he has no sense of touch.
Yes, the digestive system has no sense of touch.
So I don’t know what it feels like when humans say “it’s comfortable to rub against the sheets.”
With this thought in mind, Xieyu decisively took out the sweet potato and began to search for "Why do humans have a sense of touch?"
A few seconds later, Xie Yu got the answer.
——Nervous system.
Heretics rely on "perception" to perceive the outside world.
The reason why humans have the sense of touch, the feeling of hot and cold, and the perception of temperature changes is because of nerves.
The nerve endings distributed in the skin, the spinal nerves protected in the spine, and the most complex organ of human beings that has not been fully studied so far - the brain.
Nerves everywhere.
Since Xie Yu has a digestive system, he naturally doesn't think it's complicated to grow a nervous system.
But when he opened the anatomy atlas—
Carrying jade: “?”
No? Wait?
Is this nerve???
This whole hundreds of pages of detailed anatomical atlas, is it nerves???
He turned to look at his lover in disbelief.
This seemingly simple body actually contains such complex nerves?!
...When Xieyu used to pinch hands and legs, he only pinched out the shape.
After all, he copied the homework of Bai Yueguang in Lin Jianyuan's dream.
Lin Jianyuan only dreamed of Bai Yueguang washing underwear, and did not dream of Bai Yueguang's detailed anatomical illustrations.
So you can’t copy this homework!
If you want to grow a nervous system exactly like humans, you can only read books!
I can only rely on Xie Yu to look up information and read books by myself!
Carrying jade: “.”
Click.
There was a clear rumbling sound from my stomach.
Carrying jade: "..."
Social phobia atmosphere light: "?"
The social phobia atmosphere light, which was diligently providing Lin Jianyuan with calcium supplements at night, was now watching in horror as Xie Yu opened his mouth and stretched his intestines in.
Rummaging in your own stomach.
Take out, take out, take out.
He took out a large piece of black crystal.
Evil Realm: "."
Familiar scenes and familiar actions, but missing the most critical process.
——Has the Evil Realm not sucked Lin Jianyuan's head yet? How come there's already a crystal in his stomach?
The Social Phobia Atmosphere Light was surprised for a second, and quickly reacted: Oh oh oh, it was grown by Xieyu himself!
Xieyu looked at the large black crystals on his duodenum and fell silent.
You know what it is without chewing...
And I don’t want to chew at all!
If Lin Jianyuan were a heretic facing the same dilemma, the evil Big Devil would have no hesitation in having his angel eyes randomly select a lucky medical student who had just memorized the entire book on the nervous system, steal his memory, and kindly remind him:
You forget everything as soon as you memorize it!
Why are you sleeping? Get up and recite again!
However, Xieyu has never worked in the advertising industry and is not a genius who makes a living from creativity.
That’s why we say work experience is so important.
Xieyu, who had no experience working in the advertising creative industry, could only study the electronic anatomy atlas on his mobile phone.
Good news: now you have something to do when you can’t sleep at night.
The bad news: He won't be able to sleep for the next month.
Xieyu wanted to take out the limbs that had already been sculpted for comparison.
He turned over and over in his stomach, but could only find two arms and one leg.
There was still another leg left, but he couldn't find it even after searching his entire gastrointestinal tract.
Huh? Where are my legs?
Xieyu thought for a long time but couldn't remember where he had lost his leg.
never mind.
If you can’t find it, just make a new one.
Xie Yu decisively gave up internal friction.
With tears in his eyes, he began his long journey of learning about the nervous system.
…
It was not until the next morning that Lin Jianyuan received Pei Shuo's reply.
Pei Shuo replied with a voice message: "Brother, I might not be able to make it. I've been getting blisters on my hands these past few days, and they're itching like crazy."
Lin Jianyuan called him directly: "What's wrong with you? Chickenpox?"
"Brother, why did you call me directly? You scared me." Pei Shuo said he was shocked, but his tone was delighted. "It's not chickenpox. It's not contagious. It just looks disgusting, and the medicine I applied didn't work. Sigh."
Lin Jianyuan heard the noisy background noise on the other end of the phone and asked, "Where are you, the hospital?"
Pei Shuo: "Yes."
While Lin Jianyuan was on the phone, he shook his roommate's duodenum - his roommate happened to be on vacation today.
Lin Jianyuan: "Oh, XX Hospital, right? My wife and I were just strolling nearby. Which floor are you on? We can come over... It's really nearby, just a two-minute walk..."
Xie Yu took his hand.
The next second, the surrounding scene changed.
Lin Jianyuan and his roommates have appeared outside the outpatient building of XX Hospital.
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