Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Late Night Basketball (3 more) Pinch...
The thief was full of anticipation, and the snail was rubbing its hands! Lin Jianyuan, carrying his computer chair, walked towards the Wailing Wall with a rage.
Then, sit down with your legs and swords extended!
Thief:"?"
Wailing Wall: “?”
"You think you're miserable, don't you? How about we switch?" Lin Jianyuan said gloomily.
Wailing Wall: "Ah?"
Ku Wall didn't expect this human to say such a thing. Just as he was about to agree, he heard Lin Jianyuan continue to speak quickly:
"Be my boss and revise this shitty plan I've already revised a fucking hundred and eighty times. You can't leave until you're done."
"Don't forget there's that idiot upstairs who, when asked to change the plan, couldn't tell me what to change and only told me 'it doesn't feel right.'"
"Also, you've been in our company for more than a day, right? I heard you crying the past two days. So you should be proficient in Word, Excel, PS, Canva, and SPSS, right?"
"It just so happens that you're a wall, not a person. You don't have to work weekends, you can be 007. Look how suitable this job is for you."
Wailing Wall: “?”
The Nieniele thief said anxiously, "No, what are you doing? Why are you trying to reason with it? Hit it! Hit it like you hit me!"
Lin Jianyuan ignored Nienile's protests and continued to speak towards the Wailing Wall with a dark aura and resentment rising to the sky, "And don't think that just submitting the plan is the end of the matter. After passing the hurdle of the stupid boss, there are still the even stupider parties behind."
"You never know what the client is thinking. He called me repeatedly at 11pm to urge me to revise the proposal. I stayed up all night to revise it until 4am. I sent it to him but got no response. He finally replied three days later saying we should stick with the first version."
"My family had a new kitten and they wanted me to have an extra cat. They budgeted me 2,000 yuan to hire Mo Yan, and they even asked an AI fortune teller to tell me it's not a good time to have a baby this year. They wanted me to create a festive atmosphere, but I couldn't use the color red..."
It is simply outrageous to both humans and gods! It is beyond description!
Wall: "Stop talking! I'm almost suffocating!"
Lin Jianyuan did not answer, but just kept counting.
Crack! A crack appeared in the wall as it collapsed.
Meanwhile, on the second floor.
Jiang Chen squatted in the office, feeling uneasy.
What’s going on!
Why did Lin Jianyuan suddenly go crazy again when he had a disagreement with something!
Jiang Chen was working overtime when he was suddenly yelled at "Shut up". He was so scared that he didn't even dare to breathe and quickly turned his phone to silent mode.
My voice wasn't very loud... Jiang Chen was scratching his head, but saw Lin Jianyuan pick up the computer chair in extreme anger and walk towards him with a fierce look on his face.
Jiang Chen thought he was going upstairs, so he was so scared that he quickly locked the office door and called 110.
Unexpectedly, when the alarm call was connected, Lin Jianyuan did not go upstairs. Instead, he sat down at the stairs and started talking to the wall.
Jiang Chen was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say to the police officer.
Instead, he was sternly taught by the police not to make a false report.
Outside the door, Lin Jianyuan was still chattering at the wall.
Jiang Chen peeked down through the crack in the door, and discovered with tears in his eyes that Lin Jianyuan was blocking the stairs.
If he wants to leave, he must pass through Lin Jianyuan!
Now that's better.
I don’t dare go home at all!
Half an hour later.
A huge crack suddenly appeared in the empty wall, revealing the miserable brick wall inside.
"So, you make a living by feeding on human sadness?" Lin Jianyuan touched his chin while sitting in the computer chair.
According to the Wailing Wall, it releases sad energy, and the affected humans will be triggered into even stronger sadness.
This is similar to a nuclear fusion reaction, where the energy recovered at the end is greater than the energy initially released. This is how the Western Wall thrives.
"Yes..." the Wailing Wall said with its dying breath, "Now you can let me go..."
"I didn't lock you up." Lin Jianyuan said, "It's you who refused to run away and insisted on listening until now."
"I can't run away!" Ku Wall complained. "My stomach is bursting! All the sadness I ate during the day has disappeared! Now all I have left is anger! I'm not meant to be eaten like this!"
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but look amazed.
My imagination is really big! The world view setting is so perfect!
As expected of me! I make a living from creativity!
"At first I thought you couldn't hear it. It turns out you were deliberately placing the PLAY." The pinching thief glanced at him with his black beady eyes.
Lin Jianyuan was speechless: "Why am I putting PLAY on a wall..."
Niggle: "Then why did you endure it for so long before taking action? You're so patient, it's almost unremarkable of you!"
Lin Jianyuan was surprised and said, "I'm mentally ill. Isn't it normal to have a few auditory hallucinations? It doesn't mean that every auditory hallucination should be picked out and beaten."
Nienile beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Then why did you only hit me! Why! Huh?! Why!!!"
Lin Jianyuan ignored it, turned his head and said sternly to the Weeping Wall: "Don't make my colleagues cry again!"
"Then what should I do?" Ku Wall was in a dilemma. "I can't move if I don't have enough to eat. I don't want to stay here either. Your company is so fucked up..."
Lin Jianyuan is a kind-hearted person. He pointed to the second floor kindly.
Half an hour later, when Lin Jianyuan came to Jiang Chen's office with the revised plan, he saw Jiang Chen with tears in his eyes, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass window looking at the dimly lit street scene.
"What do you think is the meaning of life?" Jiang Chen said lonely.
Lin Jianyuan's forehead veins popped when he heard this. He flexed his wrists and said angrily, "You're only alive to review my proposal! Do it now!"
When Jiang Chen heard this, he stopped feeling sad and ran over to see the plan.
…
Finally off work.
When Lin Jianyuan arrived at the subway station, it was already the second to last train.
On the way home, there is a section of the subway that is built above ground.
There were only a few passengers in the carriage. Lin Jianyuan sat on the hard seat. He felt dizzy and didn't even have the mood to look at his phone. He just propped up his head and looked at the scenery outside the window.
The street lights were dim yellow, illuminating his face one by one before quickly disappearing.
There was a young couple playing around in the carriage, and after a while they stuck together listening to the same pair of headphones.
The subway passed by a stadium, where a few college students were playing basketball on the empty basketball court.
The young boy in a basketball vest sweating profusely, his fleeting figure lingered on the retina for a long time.
Lin Jianyuan withdrew his gaze and thought tiredly: It's already ten o'clock, Pei Shuo's work should have finished.
Forget it, let’s not ask. If I do, I’ll probably ask him to go out for a midnight snack.
How much money could Pei Shuo, a newly graduated college student, have? If someone said they were going to treat everyone, it was certainly impossible for them to invite just him.
Nowadays, it is quite expensive to have barbecued crayfish for midnight snacks, and a group of boys will definitely eat more after exercising.
Obviously, as the senior, Lin Jianyuan was the one who should treat everyone, but he was really short of money.
He didn't want Pei Shuo to treat them, but he couldn't just wave his hand and say, "Bring your brothers with you, and I'll treat you all."
Thinking of this, he felt very helpless. He had been working for five or six years, but as a senior, he was not even willing to treat the intern to a barbecue.
Feeling depressed.
Ding Dong.
A message popped up on WeChat.
Hao Menghai: "Brother, are you there?"
Hao Menghai was his junior high school classmate. They hadn't been in touch since graduation. Lin Jianyuan subconsciously replied, "What's wrong?"
Hao Menghai: "I'm getting married next week. Would you be willing to come to my wedding if you have time? [grin]"
Lin Jianyuan’s eyes went dark.
Lin Jianyuan quickly looked up online the question of "how much should I give as a wedding gift to a junior high school classmate I'm not very close to?" and then checked his bank account balance. Then, with a sigh, he replied to Hao Menghai, "Okay. Congratulations!"
Lin Jianyuan returned home exhausted, took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole.
The keyhole still swallowed it without any obstruction and it was extremely smooth.
"You're back."
Pushing open the door, the familiar pink submarine was floating in the air.
Lin Jianyuan: “Yeah.”
"Why are you back so late today? Are you tired from working overtime?" Pink tilted her head, her eyes seemingly fixed on his empty hands. "Are there no company benefits today?"
Company benefits? ...Oh, frog.
No wonder his roommate came out to greet him in the middle of the night; it turned out he was waiting for a midnight snack.
Lin Jianyuan smiled self-deprecatingly, but was too tired to say anything.
Just as he was about to enter the house, Lin Jianyuan suddenly discovered that the floor in his house was unusually clean.
The ground had slight water stains on it, and was so clean that you could see your reflection in it.
He was surprised and asked, "Were you mopping the floor just now?"
Pink went into the water: “………………”
After a strange silence, Pinky went into the water and responded with an ambiguous "Ah."
The pink mucous membrane under the water sparkles with moist water color and looks very fresh.
They had agreed to take turns mopping the floor once a week, but unexpectedly the roommate mopped the floor early.
It seems that his roommate really likes cleanliness.
And very hardworking!
Thinking of this, Lin Jianyuan immediately forgave his roommate's somewhat strange behavior.
After all, sharing a house with a boy who loves cleanliness and is not noisy is like winning the lottery.
And my roommate can even cook!
This is no longer just winning the lottery, it's winning the first prize.
Lin Jianyuan said casually: "Want to play ball?"
Pink went into the water and was about to go into the house, but when she heard that, she turned around and said, "Huh?"
Ten minutes later, at the neighborhood basketball court.
It was the middle of the night and the basketball court was empty except for Lin Jianyuan and his roommate.
Lin Jianyuan held the basketball, patted it a few times, and passed it to his roommate: "Please be kind to me. I haven't exercised in a long time."
A piece of intestine wrapped around a basketball.
The next second, bang.
The basketball slipped from my roommate's hands.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan burst out laughing.
The roommate said helplessly: "I don't exercise much..."
"Okay, okay, let's just fight each other. Come on!" Lin Jianyuan ran over to pick up the ball, turned around and dribbled for a layup.
He had good jumping ability and almost made the varsity team in college.
But I haven't played for five years, and it's hard for me to even make a layup.
Lin Jianyuan gently lifted the ball and passed it into the basket like a wild crane stretching out its wings.
Bang! The basketball fell freely along the net.
The streetlight cast a warm yellow halo on his face. Lin Jianyuan landed on his feet and smiled as he passed the ball to his roommate: "Here you go!"
My roommate took the ball, but this time he used his brown liver instead of his intestines to wrap it around it.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a moment, then realized: the intestines are too slippery to hold the ball. The liver has a larger contact area, perfect for hitting the ball...
But this is just the world seen by a mentally ill person. What is his roommate doing in the real world?
Bang!
Just as Lin Jianyuan was stunned, the basketball had already gone into the basket!
Lin Jianyuan opened his eyes wide in surprise as the soft pink color filled his vision. Only then did he realize that he had not jumped into the water at all.
——He went into the water and, relying on his long intestines, stretched out his intestines and dunked the basketball!
——God damn gut dunk!
Although it is very curious, I have to say that it is really very entertaining!
"Pfft, hahahahahahahahaha..." Lin Jianyuan couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud, holding his stomach.
"What are you laughing at?" My roommate juggled the ball with his gut. He'd only been playing basketball for half a minute, but he was already dribbling like a pro.
Lin Jianyuan: "How tall are you?"
To be able to dunk so easily, he must be almost 1.9 meters tall.
The roommate was holding a basketball and seemed to be thinking.
He smiled and said, "I'm taller than you anyway."
"You're such a show-off!" Lin Jianyuan smiled and tried to grab the ball from him.
The sound of dribbling and laughter echoed on the midnight basketball court.
For boys, playing a game of basketball can bring them closer together.
Lin Jianyuan is no exception.
After fighting for a while, Lin Jianyuan was sweating all over.
He pulled at his collar, panting, and looked around to see if there was a 24-hour convenience store to buy a bottle of water.
He accidentally glanced at the sky and found that it was dark pink. Looking closely, there seemed to be some kind of patterns on it, but it was hazy and unclear.
"What are you looking at?" The roommate dribbled over with his liver.
Snap. Snap. The basketball hit the ground with a resilient, crisp sound.
"I'm tired. Go buy some water?" Lin Jianyuan bent down and picked up his coat.
My roommate didn't have a coat.
Lin Jianyuan wasn't sure whether it was because he was in such good physical condition that he didn't sweat after playing basketball for such a long time, or because he didn't wear a jacket when he went out.
"Okay." The roommate walked side by side with him, and suddenly stopped.
Lin Jianyuan turned his head to look at him.
"Forget it." The roommate said, "You go back first."
"You're not going back?"
"There's something I need to take care of." A piece of intestine softly covered Lin Jianyuan's shoulder.
Lin Jianyuan turned his head and took a look, feeling that this illusion was too real.
My intestines are so soft that I can feel the sticky, slippery, cold feeling even through my T-shirt.
Lin Jianyuan shuddered for no apparent reason. He put on his coat and left.
The sky was a dark pink and the asphalt road had become soft.
Lin Jianyuan felt that the sensation under his feet was becoming increasingly strange, as if he was stepping on his intestines.
No.
Lin Jianyuan looked up at the sky and found that the dark pink lines that he could not see clearly before seemed to be wriggling slightly, like an infinitely expanded stomach wall. The soft mucous membrane replaced the sky and enveloped him tightly.
He felt as if he were walking in the intestines of a giant beast. It was endless.
...Overtime work really makes people crazy.
Lin Jianyuan thought calmly, "I should increase my medication. I'll go see Dr. Cen for a follow-up visit next week."
"Why did the marking disappear?"
At the side of the basketball court, several people in black combat uniforms approached quietly.
The leader used the detector to confirm repeatedly, and finally looked at the empty basketball court in confusion.
"That makes no sense." He frowned. "There was clearly an S-level alarm just a moment ago..."
"Everyone knows it's S-rank."
Suddenly, a chuckle came from the darkness, full of mockery and cynicism.
"—Come again?"
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