Chapter 112 Chapter 112 The Emperor of the Interstellar Federation is actually me...
Although I don't understand, I respect it.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but give the author a thumbs up.
Lin Jianyuan exited the video and wanted to browse Xiaohongshu for a while longer when a WeChat message popped up at the top of the screen.
Pei Shuo: "Brother, I've been there!"
Lin Jianyuan immediately called.
"Brother!" As soon as the phone was connected, Pei Shuo's enthusiastic voice came from the other end.
Just by hearing this sound, I can imagine a big golden retriever rushing towards me with its tail wagging in excitement.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt very happy. He asked, "How is it?"
Pei Shuo: "I feel great! Brother, did you give me a heads up? They accepted my resume and let me start the job right away, hehehe."
Tsk.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
Shi Shaoning, a guy with a tough exterior but a soft heart, said "whatever", but in the end he was directly chosen.
Lin Jianyuan said, "Jiang Chen didn't give you any trouble after you resigned, did he? If he makes trouble, tell me. I'll help you sort it out."
"No, no! It wasn't that difficult. He just said a few sarcastic words. Brother, you know Jiang Chen, he is..."
Lin Jianyuan: "You're such a jerk."
Pei Shuo: "That's not nice..."
Lin Jianyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "No, you've been tortured in this stupid company for so long, why are you still insisting on not swearing? You make me look very bad, you know."
Pei Shuo smiled awkwardly.
Lin Jianyuan: "It's good enough that I quit. I'm finally out of this sea of suffering."
Pei Shuo: "Yes, yes. Thank you, brother. You are really my benefactor!"
Lin Jianyuan raised the corners of his mouth.
Pei Shuo really has a good personality, is emotionally stable, and never gets angry, but he will stand up without hesitation when faced with issues of principle.
His personality is actually similar to Shi Shaoning's.
Lin Jianyuan felt that Pei Shuo had a kind of pure innocence.
It's like a big golden retriever with eyes wide open, curiously observing the world. Everything it sees is a joy.
Sincere but not stupid.
And he is also very hardworking.
Lin Jianyuan believed that he would be able to do the job of a star assistant.
And there is a high probability that he can get along well with Shi Shaoning.
"Okay. Then do your best. If you later..."
Lin Jianyuan wanted to say a few words to him when he suddenly felt a warmth in the palm of his left hand.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously said, "I have something to do here, let's talk next time."
Almost at the same time as he hung up the phone, a large, cold and soft thing fell into his arms.
"What's the matter?"
Lin Jianyuan touched his roommate.
Throat, stomach, liver, gallbladder, spleen, pancreas, intestines.
Everything was cool and soft.
Because I had been separated from him for the whole morning and hadn't been in bed with him, there was no warmth anymore.
The soft and cool pink water wrapped around him in circles, as if that was not enough. Lin Jianyuan's entire torso, hands, feet, and even his head were all wrapped in the pink digestive system.
Instead of being swallowed, it coiled around him like a python, twisting him into a giant spindle.
Yet thoughtfully, she left him space to breathe.
"What's wrong, baby?" Lin Jianyuan was wrapped tightly in his arms, and he could already imagine how shocked his colleagues would be when they saw this scene.
But that doesn't matter.
Lin Jianyuan just lay there motionless, letting him wrap around him completely, and stayed close to him quietly.
My roommate whispered, “Suck it.”
Lin Jianyuan: “Hmm?”
The roommate's voice sounded muffled because the entire digestive system was wrapped around Lin Jianyuan, so he couldn't hear where the voice came from.
The entire digestive system was resonating with Lin Jianyuan's eardrum.
My roommate said, "Suck you. I have no energy left."
Lin Jianyuan's heart melted: "Okay."
Roommate: “So tired.”
Lin Jianyuan: "I know, baby, you've worked hard."
You can tell he's really tired just by listening to him.
Because there is no "oh" after "I'm so tired".
Gurgle. A stream of bubbles descends from the stomach into the duodenum.
Roommate: "It's so annoying. I don't want to go to work."
Lin Jianyuan said gently, "It's lunchtime anyway, baby, let's go eat first and take a nap together at noon. I don't have anything to do here anyway, so I'll accompany you to work in the shelter department this afternoon, okay?"
Gurgle. The air bubbles in the duodenum move to the ileum.
"Okay." The roommate chuckled softly.
Lin Jianyuan's heart skipped a beat.
He didn't know why, but when his roommate spoke to him in such a low voice, he always felt a little... strange.
Not the bad kind of strange.
It’s a bit... hard to put into words.
Perhaps because my vision was blocked, I couldn't see my roommate clearly. All I could hear was that familiar yet unfamiliar, low, laughing voice.
Lin Jianyuan's heart beat faster, but he soon sank into the tenderness of his roommate.
Its soft body resembles a giant python. Huge yet gentle and affectionate.
The giant snake coiled around Lin Jianyuan, retracting its scales and fangs. It coiled around him affectionately without any aggression.
Just hugging each other like this, both of them can forget all their worries.
At noon, the two of them had lunch together. Lin Jianyuan listened to his roommate talk about what he had done that morning.
Sure enough, the most annoying thing about work is never the work itself, but the stupid things and stupid people you encounter at work.
They were idiots, but their crimes were not punishable by death. So the roommates did not rush to smack them.
"Baby, you have such a good temper." Lin Jianyuan said, "If it were me, I would have punched you with two fists a long time ago."
"Really?" The roommate's mouth curled up, and his appendix began to wiggle. "I also think my temper has improved a lot now."
Little toys: "..."
Really.
Who was that flying intestine not long ago?
Lin Jianyuan's heart is really soft now.
He felt like a college student starting out. He knew nothing and had no real social experience. He was bored at work, but he had to keep going. He had no choice but to find someone to talk to.
Key points: “Object” and “Confide in”.
Lin Jianyuan's heart was about to melt.
The lunch break was spent in the quiet whispers.
After a brief tender moment, it was time to start the afternoon shift again.
The roommate clung to Lin Jianyuan like a koala unwilling to work. He would only go to the shelter when held by the keeper.
Who is so happy?
Lin Jianyuan carried his wife to the shelter with a smile on his face the whole time.
Colleagues passing by along the way: “………………”
Everyone consciously avoided the situation, turned their backs in fear and skill, and looked at the wall.
It was as if he had accidentally seen the emperor carrying a shy concubine.
Lin Jianyuan discovered that his roommate's work in the shelter department was more troublesome than he had imagined.
Although the bronze circuit had been repaired, the heretics continued to bang on the door and repeatedly tried to escape.
The frequency of the collisions was far beyond his imagination.
Especially after Lin Jianyuan stepped into the shelter, they banged on the door even harder.
I feel like if the power goes out again, the heretics will pour out like a tide of zombies.
And they all rushed out towards him.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
It's a bit creepy.
Considering that the main power of the Regret Mark still needs to be placed in the S area, the areas below the S level can only be allocated a small part of the energy.
Lin Jianyuan stroked his chin and thought for a long time, then said, "Let me see the circuit diagram."
Although Lin Jianyuan is not an electrician, a bronze circuit is not an electric circuit after all.
Lin Jianyuan still had the most basic knowledge of series and parallel connections, and he also asked the engineer from the equipment department who was responsible for circuit maintenance to come over.
A few people got together, studied for an afternoon, and designed a new set of drawings.
Lin Jianyuan is now an A-level fighter and an S-level heretic breeder. Although he has almost the final say in the management bureau, he still has to show his respect and send the circuit diagram to the director for approval.
Director's Office.
The mobile terminal made a "beep" sound. The director looked down, then retrieved the blueprint and projected it above his desk.
"Look," the director said with a smile, "Lin Jianyuan says he hates going to work, but his eyes are full of work. Look, he's giving me new suggestions for improvement."
Shi Shaoning picked up the phone: "I'll make him change this bad habit right away."
Director: “?”
Secretly happy pause.
The director quickly jumped up and covered his hand.
"Ahem." The director adjusted his collar and sat back down behind his desk, striking the classic chin-supporting pose.
"So what do you think?" the director asked.
Shi Shaoning rolled his eyes. Progress was 40%. He suddenly remembered what Lin Jianyuan had taught him.
He said, "Don't always ask your subordinates what to do. Think more about what you can do for the Administration."
Director: “?”
The director hesitated for a moment, "...give Xie Yu a raise?"
Shi Shaoning: "It's better to give Lin Jianyuan a raise than to Xie Yu."
"It's actually not very meaningful," the director sighed. "It's a boundary effect. Lin Jianyuan's monthly salary has increased from 9,000 yuan at his previous company to 200,000 yuan now. He's already broken through the threshold. Even if it increases to 300,000 yuan next year, he probably won't feel much."
Shi Shaoning: "That's true."
Director: "And we can't always rely on Lin Jianyuan. What if the evil realm gets out of control again?"
Shi Shaoning: “…”
The two fell silent.
Because both of them recalled the flying intestine incident.
That time, although Lin Jianyuan was not actually injured, the situation was actually very dangerous.
According to the report provided by Lin Jianyuan afterwards, the evil domain swallowed him up at that time, and it really swallowed him up without any reason.
If Lin Jianyuan had not been able to think quickly and had not had a large number of A-level vassals in his hands, things would probably have become difficult to resolve.
Nothing else to say.
If even a drop of digestive fluid dripped onto Lin Jianyuan's head, it would be over.
The digestive fluids secreted by the enraged S-Class heretic were incredibly powerful. Many areas of the Administration were corroded, leaving pits nearly two meters deep, requiring considerable effort to repair.
It can be imagined that if Lin Jianyuan had not activated the Seal of Regret in time, that drop of digestive fluid would have been enough to corrode his entire body from head to toe.
The evil realm being out of control is bad enough in itself.
Not to mention that when it woke up and found that it had accidentally digested Lin Jianyuan...
This is probably what the doomsday disaster is like.
"So we have to take some measures." The director said solemnly, "Just in case."
Rarely, Shi Shaoning did not speak for Xie Yu and Lin Jianyuan this time.
Shi Shaojing was silent for a while.
"Um."
"bite."
The mobile terminal made a prompt sound, and Lin Jianyuan looked down and saw that the approval was passed.
"There's still an hour left." Lin Jianyuan pushed the engineers out. "If we hurry, we'll still have time before the end of the day. Let's go, go, go!"
The engineers looked deathly angry.
As expected, once people become leaders, they lose the ability to empathize with their subordinates.
There's only one fucking hour left before work ends, so we have to get them out and start working hard!
Lin Jianyuan saw a familiar resentment on the engineers' faces, and as someone who had experienced it, he naturally understood it immediately.
I immediately ordered drinks, fruits and dinner for everyone, and created a group and sent a red envelope to everyone.
Smiles immediately appeared on the engineers' faces.
Although paying for meals and giving out red envelopes out of your own pocket may seem like working at your own expense, it is also done to reduce your wife's workload.
Just a few thousand dollars can help his wife's appendix move a few more times, and Lin Jianyuan thinks it is money well spent.
Sure enough, with Lin Jianyuan's sincere encouragement, the capable engineers adjusted the circuit before leaving get off work.
Lin Jianyuan asked the engineers to go home first, and he and his roommate stayed in the shelter for a while to test whether there were any problems with the new circuit.
The test results are satisfactory.
The flow of remorse imprints assigned to cells below S-level remains unchanged, but after the flow is redistributed according to the level of the heretics themselves, resource utilization becomes more reasonable.
All heretics have reached the ideal state of "being bounced away and stunned for 10 seconds if bumped into head-on".
In cells with good effects, the dizziness duration can even last up to 1 hour.
Even if the heretics riot again next time, the situation where all the cells were broken open at once will not happen again.
The premise is that these heretics do not receive any epic enhancements...
evening.
The two returned home and cooked together as usual.
The setting sun shone through the window, casting a gentle orange glow over the figure of my roommate who was cooking in the kitchen.
When Lin Jianyuan was washing vegetables, he turned his head inadvertently, and his heart was inexplicably filled with warmth.
"Hey, the cooking wine is gone." The roommate picked up the bottle and shook it.
Lin Jianyuan hurriedly said, "I'll go buy it."
"Okay." The roommate held the handle of the pot and continued to flip the pot skillfully.
Lin Jianyuan turned off the faucet, wiped his hands, and went downstairs.
Their apartment was an elevator apartment. As soon as Lin Jianyuan stepped into the elevator, he heard a clanging sound.
There was a dull clanking sound, like plastic colliding with each other.
Lin Jianyuan frowned, rubbed his ears, and looked up at the elevator floor suspiciously.
——Could it be that the elevator descended too fast?
Fortunately, after rubbing my ears a few times, the strange plastic clanging sound disappeared.
The elevator continued to descend, and Lin Jianyuan casually took out his cell phone.
My fingers have formed muscle memory, and when I pick up the phone, I subconsciously unlock the screen and click on the Little Red Potato.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Is this considered a work injury?
Lin Jianyuan found it a little funny and was about to leave when the first push in the upper left corner caught his attention.
"I went through some twists and turns along the way but finally made it downstairs. I was so conflicted about whether or not to meet him."
The cover showed the girl with pink, blue and purple twintails that he had seen earlier in the day. She looked very troubled.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
No, I just clicked "like" once, why did big data start pushing it to me repeatedly?
The note reminds me that it was posted 1 minute ago. Currently, there are still 0 likes.
Wow, I spent more than 6 hours putting on makeup yesterday, and it took me a whole day to get to my destination?
This girl has put so much thought into it, yet she is still hesitating about whether to meet him or not?
Lin Jianyuan started to feel annoyed after putting himself in their shoes.
Damn it, stop wasting time!
Lin Jianyuan decisively clicked into the post and replied:
"See!"
Comment sent.
bite.
The elevator opens.
Lin Jianyuan walked out of the elevator door, and Xiao Hongshu reminded him that he had received a new message.
Lin Jianyuan clicked on it casually and found that the comment he had just sent out had received a reply:
"Okay! Then I'll do it!"
Almost at the same time.
Lin Jianyuan raised his head.
A girl with pink, blue and purple twintails jumped into view.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Girl: “!!!”
The moment their eyes met, the pink, blue and purple girl opened her eyes wide!
The left eye with dark blue contact lenses and pink eyeshadow + the right eye with pink contact lenses and blue eyeshadow shine at the same time!
The girl ran towards him in surprise!
More than a hundred pink, blue and purple accessories all over his body were jingling and clanging!
Lin Jianyuan had never seen such a scene before, and he took a step back in horror.
The next second, a shadow flashed before my eyes.
His roommate, wearing an apron and holding a spatula, appeared in front of him and whipped the girl through the air, forcing her to retreat!
"Baby?" Lin Jianyuan asked in surprise, "How are you..."
The roommate didn't answer, but just stood coldly between Lin Jianyuan and the pink, blue and purple girl.
"Hesitate." Xie Yu said, "Get lost."
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Good job.
The Emperor of the Interstellar Federation is actually me.
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