Chapter 116 Chapter 116 Your gay tricks (Nutrient solution 36...
Lin Jianyuan rushed to Xiao Liu's house as soon as possible.
My roommate had to go to work today and couldn't leave for too long, so after sending Lin Jianyuan there, he returned to the administration.
Xiao Liu's family lived in an old neighborhood with no elevator and a very old house. Lin Jianyuan felt a sense of familiarity the moment he entered, as if he had returned to the old, run-down apartment he had shared with his roommates.
Lin Jianyuan knocked on the door just once when Xiao Liu hurried out to open it, holding a half-dry towel in his hand.
"What's going on?" Lin Jianyuan asked as he walked in.
Xiao Liu said, "I don't know either. He just became like this all of a sudden."
Xiao Liu took Lin Jianyuan directly into the bedroom. Lin Jianyuan was puzzled when he came in.
He originally thought that Red Hair would at most lie on... the sofa in the living room?
Lin Jianyuan didn't think much about it, after all, saving people was the most important thing.
I saw Red Hair lying on the bed, and I heard his voice before I saw him.
Buzz buzz buzz!
Buzz buzz buzz buzz!
My goodness, this is not a bedroom, it's clearly a mosquito nest!
The bedroom was already small, and now it was filled with mosquitoes. A dense mass of mosquitoes hovered over the bed like a dark cloud—no, more than a dark cloud, it was more like a living, surging ball.
A ball formed by tens of thousands of mosquitoes!
Shit. That was shocking.
Lin Jianyuan: An elderly man in the subway is looking at his phone while walking back, back, back!
The huge black ball of mosquitoes buzzed. From inside came the desperate voice of Red Hair: "Is he coming yet?"
Wow! Red Hair is in the mosquito ball?
No wonder Xiao Liu calls him the Mosquito King!
"Here I come." Xiao Liu put on his mask and hat. "Do you still want a towel?"
"Yes! Of course!" Red Hair said in a bad tone, "I'm almost dying of heat! Give me the towel first and then go get me two bottles of iced Coke!"
Xiao Liu hesitated for a moment, but still moved closer to the mosquito pile and drove away the mosquitoes with his hands wearing kitchen gloves.
When the mosquito ball was driven out and a small hole was created, the large quilt wrapped in a ball was revealed.
It turned out that Red Hair was hiding in the quilt, and the quilt was surrounded by mosquitoes, forming a huge ball with three layers inside and outside.
Xiao Liu was quick-witted and quick-handed. Before the mosquitoes gathered again, he quickly lifted a corner of the quilt and stuffed the towel in.
Red-haired's furious roar was heard from inside the quilt: "Fuck! Do you have eyes? You almost punched me in the face! You did it on purpose, Liu Lixue!"
"I didn't!...Pah, pah, pah." Xiao Liu quickly backed away, but there were too many mosquitoes. Even though he was wearing a mask, many mosquitoes still got in through the gaps in the mask.
"Ahhh, you let so many mosquitoes in!!!" Red Hair screamed in despair, thrashing around in his bed like a giant insect. "You did it on purpose! You tormented me on purpose!!! Liu Lixue, you bastard! You're killing me!!!"
Xiao Liu stood by the bed with empty hands, at a loss.
Lin Jianyuan decisively pulled him over: "Come out first. Come out and talk!"
living room.
Lin Jianyuan: "Where's the sachet?"
"Here!" Xiao Liu quickly took out the sachet.
Lin Jianyuan took it and took a look. As he expected, [Attraction] was gone.
"What's going on?" Lin Jianyuan frowned. "Where are the things inside?"
Xiao Liu: “…”
Xiao Liu looked embarrassed, but the situation was urgent, so he blushed and said, "Maybe he ate it."
"Eat?" Lin Jianyuan was puzzled. "Why would you eat?"
Which kind person would eat the contents of the sachet for no reason?
This is a mosquito repellent sachet sprayed with floral water!
Xiao Liu gritted his teeth and suddenly blurted out, "When I pressed him against the window, he was masturbating loudly on purpose. I was afraid people outside would hear, so I stuffed the sachet into his mouth. He spat it out and challenged me, saying he was trying to block my mouth. Then I..."
Lin Jianyuan: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan couldn't keep up with the pace and quickly raised his hand, "No, wait a minute!"
There is too much information, please let me take my time!
Xiao Liu didn't give him time to think and continued, "...I stuffed the sachet very far into his throat to block it. He choked a little, rolled his eyes, and his throat felt swollen. He probably accidentally swallowed the contents of the sachet."
Lin Jianyuan: “……………………”
No kidding, Lin Jianyuan's brain really crashed.
Angel Eyes thoughtfully replayed these two paragraphs for him several times in slow motion.
Lin Jianyuan finally came to his senses.
...Good guy.
When the red-haired guy deliberately provoked you and said, "You want to shut my mouth?", I thought you were going to stuff something in my mouth.
Why is it still stuffed with sachets?
cough.
No wonder the sachet is wet.
Lin Jianyuan threw the wet sachet onto the table in disgust.
Before coming here, Lin Jianyuan: I recruited you, you bastard! I thought you were stupid and wouldn't commit suicide. Now it seems I was wrong. I'm going to take you back and kill you right now! [Furious.jpg]
Lin Jianyuan, who listened to the entire process, said: "Zhaoyin, you've suffered!" [sad.jpg]
When I stuffed you into the sachet, I never thought that this would become a part of their Diamond Tenor Play...
You have really been wronged!
Lin Jianyuan calmed down for two seconds.
Xiao Liu said desperately and anxiously, "What should I do, brother? Will he... really get into trouble..."
"Wait a minute." Lin Jianyuan took a deep breath, "Let me think about it."
Lin Jianyuan came to the balcony, calmly opened his trouser pockets and began to think.
The main body of [Attraction] is a mass of slime-like substance. It is transparent and has a certain fluidity. It is like water but not water.
It seems that some people on the Internet call this kind of slime "fake water".
According to Xiao Liu, the attraction was probably caused by being soaked in the red-haired man's saliva during deep, uh, deep throat penetration, and then it melted and flowed into the red-haired man's throat.
...Is it possible that attraction is soluble in water?
Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched, and he looked at the small toys in his trouser pocket and fell into thought.
"My king," Nienile said hesitantly, "Well, well, I can't seem to help you."
"I second the motion." Little Stone, for once, offered neither a bar nor a cup of tea, saying gravely, "Your Majesty, please reconsider!"
When the other toys heard this, they all said in unison, "Think again, my king!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
A bunch of trash!
Forget it, he never expected these useless court officials to give him any advice anyway.
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and paced on the balcony.
He accidentally bumped his head against something. When he looked up, he felt unwell all of a sudden.
He bumped into a pair of leopard-head briefs.
A pair of underwear hung on the balcony, printed with a whole leopard head.
Lin Jianyuan’s first reaction: Wow, is Xiao Liu so well-mannered?
Second reaction: No.
The corners of Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched once, and then again.
Quietly retreated from the balcony drying area.
……unimportant.
Xiao Liu is always washing Hongmao on the balcony. What's wrong with washing Hongmao's underwear when he has nothing to do?
I don’t know if it was because the leopard head was too fierce, but when Lin Jianyuan was hit by the leopard head, he suddenly had an idea in his mind.
Depend on!
How could I forget again?
I'm a certified psychopath!
Lin Jianyuan decisively took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to his roommate.
Two minutes later, Lin Jianyuan came to Xiao Liu's bedroom holding a handful of glowing filaments.
The black mosquitoes were still swarming densely, buzzing around the quilt.
I have to say that male high school students have great physical strength. He suddenly turned into a mosquito king just after being *ed (or halfway through being *ed?), and now he still has the energy to quarrel with Xiao Liu through the quilt.
Two people were arguing amidst the buzzing of tens of thousands of mosquitoes. The core content is as follows:
Red Hair: I don’t care, it’s you who caused this, so you have to be responsible for me!
Xiao Liu: It’s because you screamed so loudly on purpose, you can’t blame me!
Red Hair: Liu Lixue, I don’t admit what you did to me, you scumbag!
Xiao Liu: Can you please stop repeating this over and over again? Haven’t I already agreed to everything you said? I’ve tolerated you for so long. What else do you want from me?
Red Hair: I...you can't—
The red-haired man was originally very aggressive, but after he said the word "I", for some reason his voice suddenly became a little tearful.
But the sound of her crying was drowned out by the buzzing of tens of thousands of mosquitoes, making it seem as if Red Hair was buzzing too.
That doesn't sound cute at all.
Lin Jianyuan stepped forward decisively and interrupted their gay tricks.
"Brother!" Xiao Liu had been looking irritated, but when he saw it was him, hope rekindled on his face. "What's the matter? Is there a solution? What is this?"
Xiao Liu's eyes fell on the glowing filament in Lin Jianyuan's hand.
Lin Jianyuan: "This is optical fiber."
Xiao Liu: "Oh. Then why do we need fiber optics?"
Lin Jianyuan said calmly, "Because I need to do a gastroscopy on him. You may not believe this, but I'm actually a gastroenterologist."
Xiao Liu: “Huh?”
Xiao Liu was stunned. Red Hair, surrounded by the buzzing noise, couldn't hear clearly and shouted across the covers, "What did he say? What is he going to do to me?"
Lin Jianyuan shouted: "I want to do a gastroscopy for you!!!"
Red Hair: "Huh???"
As we all know, you need to open your mouth to make the sound "ha".
So Lin Jianyuan was quick-witted and pulled back the quilt, finding the right spot and pushing the optical fiber into the red-haired man's mouth!
Red Hair: “??!!!”
Lin Jianyuan didn't give him a chance to react. He quickly covered the quilt back on and said sternly, "Don't move! Just swallow the gastroscope tube! Otherwise, I'll pull the quilt off you!"
Red Hair: “…”
Xiao Liu: “…”
Red Hair had never seen such a scene before, and he was completely stunned in the quilt.
It was Xiao Liu who reacted first. He approached with fear and said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Lin Jianyuan held the optical fiber in one hand and patted Hongmao's back through the quilt with the other hand: "Didn't I tell him to do a gastroscopy on him? Swallow it, did you hear me? Be honest and don't force me to give you a fist numbing!"
As he said this, he raised his fist and punched the red-haired man threateningly through the quilt.
"You're crazy!!!" Red Hair came to his senses and started to squirm like crazy in the quilt. "Let me go! Stop pressing on me, I can't breathe! It's so hot! I'm going to suffocate you!"
"Don't move!" Lin Jianyuan shouted angrily, "Hurry up and swallow the gastroscope! Quick!"
"Brother, brother!" Xiao Liu panicked and stepped forward to hold his fist.
Seeing Lin Jianyuan's ferocious face, Xiao Liu suddenly remembered two terrible facts.
1. They met in a mental hospital.
2. He is pretending to be sick, but Lin Jianyuan is not! Lin Jianyuan is really mentally ill!
Thinking of this, Xiao Liu suddenly panicked. He spat at the mosquitoes and said, "Brother, you, bah, bah, what on earth are you doing!"
It is well known that Xiao Liu is as strong as an ox.
But Lin Jianyuan is no longer the same Lin Jianyuan as before!
He is now the Emperor of the Interstellar Federation. He has undergone hellish physical training in the Administration. He is an A-class specially hired combatant and has super strength. Yuan!
Despite Xiao Liu's desperate pulling, Lin Jianyuan remained as still as a mountain.
And he said coldly:
"Do you want to save him?"
Xiao Liu said without hesitation: "Yes!"
Lin Jianyuan roared: "Then let go!"
Xiao Liu was shocked by Lin Jianyuan's aura. He was stunned for a moment and involuntarily let go of his hand.
"Liu Lixue!" From the quilt came the helpless cry of the crazy red-haired cricket pupa, "Liu Lixue, save me! You useless thing! You—wuwuwu——"
Lin Jianyuan reached his hand directly into the quilt, touched the red-haired man's mouth, pressed him down and forced the glowing filament in.
"Gastroscopy." Lin Jianyuan said coldly, "Did you find it?"
The glowing filament trembled: "Found it!"
"Alright! Reclaim all [Attractions] immediately!"
At Lin Jianyuan's command, the head of the luminous filament immediately tightened, wrapping the slime in the red-haired stomach layer by layer!
The next second, Lin Jianyuan pulled it out!
"vomit!"
The red-haired creature arched its body, becoming like a large shrimp.
The transparent fake water slime, wrapped in glowing filaments, was forcibly pulled out, drawing a wet arc in the air.
"Slap in the face!" Lin Jianyuan shouted.
"Got it!" The mouth of the abyss that had been waiting on the side opened its mouth at the speed of light like a trash can that was stepped on.
Ah! Swallow the dangling transparent slime in one gulp!
The angel's eyes took over, picked up the Mouth of the Abyss and flew out the window.
Buzz buzz buzz!
The tens of thousands of mosquitoes were no longer a dark cloud overhead, but were leaving one by one like a hurricane.
It's quiet.
Finally it's quiet.
Lin Jianyuan let out a long sigh and got off the red quilt while winding the fiber optic coil.
"Huh?" Red Hair pulled back the blanket in disbelief, revealing a face covered in mosquito bites. "Are you okay?"
"What, what's the principle behind this?" Xiao Liu was completely stunned.
Lin Jianyuan said calmly, "When you stuffed the sachet into him, he accidentally ingested the transparent fake water slime. Slime is soluble in water, so he swallowed it, and it then attracted mosquitoes in his stomach."
Xiao Liu & Red Hair: "Huh?"
Lin Jianyuan: "But it's okay now because I used fiber optics to perform a gastroscopy on him and fished out all the slimes. Then his mouth ate them, and now his eyes have taken them out. So the mosquitoes are gone too."
Xiao Liu & Red Hair: "Huh???"
Lin Jianyuan suddenly smiled mysteriously: "You don't understand, right?"
The two high school students nodded blankly.
"Well, it's okay if you don't understand." Lin Jianyuan said kindly, "Because these are all medical terms. It's okay if you don't understand."
Xiao Liu & Red Hair: "..."
This guy is really sick.
The red-haired man's skin was a healthy wheat color, but at the moment, he was covered in countless mosquito bites, which looked dotted with red marks and looked very miserable.
In addition, he had been stuck in bed for so long in such a hot day, and he was now covered in sweat, and his vest was soaked.
Lin Jianyuan noticed two bottles of iced cola under the covers. One was half drunk, and the other was still unopened.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt that his original decision was right.
He should not worry about Diamond Boys High School’s affairs and just let them develop on their own.
Anyway, Xiao Liu will definitely come to him if he needs help.
Since you didn't come to find me, what else is there to say?
Xiao Liu thanked Lin Jianyuan profusely and sent him to the door.
Red Hair was exhausted from all this trouble and sat on the sofa like a big boss.
He lifted up his long, straight legs, which were covered with red mosquito bites, and drank ice cola through a straw.
His face was full of displeasure, but hidden within that displeasure was a hint of secret happiness.
Xiao Liu was about to take Lin Jianyuan downstairs when Red Hair called out from the living room, "Liu Lixue! Where are you going?"
Xiao Liu turned around and yelled, "I'm going to take Brother Yuan downstairs!"
"Then go buy some toilet water!" Red Hair yelled, "Go quickly! I'm itching like crazy!"
Xiao Liu gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.
But he didn't say anything, just sent Lin Jianyuan downstairs with a depressed expression.
"Brother, he's really got me."
Arriving at the convenience store at the entrance to the community, Xiao Liu said with a sad face, "He stays at my house and won't leave, forcing me to do this and that every day. If this continues, I might really become gay... Brother, what do you think I should do?"
Lin Jianyuan watched him honestly take two bottles of anti-itching cologne and two bottles of mosquito repellent cologne from the shelf, and then went to the freezer to get an iced cola.
I even bought three sausages when I checked out.
I handed one to him and packed the other two to take home.
Lin Jianyuan took the sausage with a smile.
Haha. I don't believe you.
Anyway, if I were a straight man, I wouldn't bring sausages to the boys I hate when I go to the convenience store.
You two diamond high boys are already adults anyway.
You two can play however you like!
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