Chapter 137 Chapter 137 Come! The truth of the world! Everyday...
"So," Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered, and said with sudden enlightenment, "the leg you put in your stomach before was also your own leg you made yourself?"
"?" Xieyu was surprised. "How did you know? ...Oh!"
Lin Jianyuan laughed: "Oh what?"
Xieyu: "You stole my leg!"
Lin Jianyuan: "How can you call it stealing! I was helping you hide the body!"
Xie Yu: "Ah?"
Lin Jianyuan explained the situation with a mixture of laughter and tears, then pinched his nose. "How come you didn't tell me you lost a leg you're so big with? Huh? You didn't even ask me?"
"Then I didn't expect you to steal legs from my belly." Xieyu said.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
That's true.
No normal person would imagine that someone would steal a leg from their stomach.
No way.
So funny.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Lin Jianyuan finally couldn't help laughing.
Xieyu looked at him and smiled, and her eyes, which were already smiling, smiled even more brightly.
So the two people who couldn't stop laughing chose to kiss to celebrate.
朱!
The celebration is over.
Gurgle.
Both of them lowered their heads at the same time.
Lin Jianyuan's stomach was growling.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
My first reaction was that I ate so many last night and yet I was still hungry today.
broken.
He was *stupid*.
Fortunately, Xiaoyu is simple and innocent.
Although Xieyu fed him every bite personally yesterday, Xieyu was still simple and innocent when it came to sex.
I didn't realize how much dirty trash was hidden under Lin Jianyuan's subtle expression.
He leaned over and kissed Lin Jianyuan, then said gently, "I'll make breakfast. What would you like to eat, baby?"
Lin Jianyuan answered immediately: "Big wontons!"
The hearty DOI erased five years of nightmares very well.
Lin Jianyuan has now recovered both physically and mentally to the state he was in before entering the illusion. He even remembers what he bought in the refrigerator five years ago.
He really likes the handmade wontons he buys from the supermarket. They're stuffed with spring bamboo shoots, shepherd's purse, and pork. They're fresh and fragrant, and they're also very convenient; you just need to cook them straight from the refrigerator.
"Okay. I'll make you some wontons." Xieyu curved her lips and leaned over to rub his cheek with her nose.
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
No thanks. So handsome.
Lin Jianyuan was immersed in the secret joy of "How come my wife has become so beautiful? I can't stand it" the previous second.
The next second, the handsome man came back to his wife and said innocently, "No, baby. I can't walk yet..."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
ha?
Lin Jianyuan thought he had misheard and asked, "What do you mean?"
"That's right, I can't walk." Xieyu slowly moved his body to the edge of the bed and tried to stand up.
Bang!
He fell headfirst.
"Shit!" Lin Jianyuan was startled and quickly reached out to catch him. Fortunately, he caught him in time.
The handsome man avoided hitting the ground with his handsome face better than his wife.
"It's so hard," Xieyu said. "It's so hard for you humans to walk. You have one leg on the left, one on the right. It's fine when you're standing normally. But when you walk, both legs can't be on the ground at the same time. You have to walk and maintain your balance at the same time..."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Xieyu sighed: "It's so difficult."
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
I finally understand why my wife kept staring at him yesterday.
And they also praised him from the bottom of their hearts for being "good at walking".
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw Xieyu, who had such a handsome face and said such unkind words.
No wonder they just kissed and didn't cuddle or touch each other...
(Lin Jianyuan took advantage of the kiss to touch his chest, abdominal muscles, back and waist.)
——It turns out that you are not familiar with your own limbs!
Ha ha ha ha.
"It's okay, I'll teach you. Come, put on some clothes first."
Lin Jianyuan held back his laughter and went to the closet to get two sets of pajamas.
I was so tired yesterday that I took a shower, wiped myself clean, and went straight to bed. He was naked all night.
Carrying jade is even more so.
Even the human body was secretly put on in the middle of the night, and of course no clothes were worn.
So Xieyu sat obediently on the edge of the bed, like a life-size bjd doll, watching Lin Jianyuan lift his hand and teach him how to put it into his sleeve. Then he walked around to the other side and taught him how to put on the other sleeve.
Xieyu looked at it very carefully. After reading it, he said, "Let me try it."
Lin Jianyuan felt soft in his heart, and said with a curved mouth: "Okay."
Xieyu lowered her head and began to clumsily unbutton her pajamas.
It was clearly a pair of long and beautiful fingers with fair skin and distinct joints. It was a very sexy man's hand.
But it was clumsy and stiff. I couldn't unbutton that button no matter what I did.
Like that.
Lin Jianyuan looked more and more familiar, and after a while he suddenly realized: "You look like that stroke patient who had a cerebral thrombosis ten years ago..."
OK, OK.
The murderer who cut the body into pieces exploded my wife who had suffered a cerebral thrombosis for ten years.
Carrying jade: “?”
Xieyu blinked with an expression of "What do you mean?" The more Lin Jianyuan looked at him, the funnier it became. Finally, he couldn't help laughing and rushed over to hug him tightly.
So cute! Wife!
It turns out that Xieyu, now with facial features, has such a cute expression!
So naive, so cute.
So cute.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but kiss him again. Kiss his eyes, kiss his cheeks, kiss the tip of his nose.
Kiss on the lips.
The handsome guy with fair skin and good looks was kissed so hard that the corners of his mouth curved up.
Her less flexible arms were raised awkwardly and wrapped around his waist.
Just like when Lin Jianyuan held him.
Lin Jianyuan's heart felt like it was soaking in a hot spring, so soft.
The reproductive system is awakened again in a very spirited way.
"I can't stand it anymore. I want to do it again." Lin Jianyuan hugged his wife tightly, buried her face in the crook of his neck and rubbed it, "Baby, let's do it like this."
Xie Yuwen said gently: "Okay~"
The accessory in the human form of the jade bearer still looks like Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan looked down and felt his face getting hot. Just thinking about it made him feel excited.
Lin Jianyuan kissed and pinched the familiar accessory, and was about to eat it, when the handsome man in front of him suddenly went limp.
The perfect body of 185cm fell down as if the soul had been sucked out.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Before Lin Jianyuan could react, he saw a large dark red shadow whizzing past.
A soft touch that was more familiar than anything else wrapped around him, pulling him back and shielding him with her body.
The jade returned to its pink, submerged form. Its intestines, like a thick, long whip, poised to strike, silently and murderously intimidated the newcomer.
Lin Jianyuan looked up and saw the uninvited guest.
The white-haired old lady stood quietly beside their bed.
Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched, and he pulled the quilt over him calmly.
Covering his body and the lower half of the human carrying the jade.
...Fuck it.
The old lady didn't come earlier or later, but came just when the young couple was about to have a big meal.
You are crazy!
A vicious mother-in-law who can't stand seeing a sweet couple?!
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have to fart, fart quickly!" Lin Jianyuan clutched a corner of the quilt and said viciously.
His naked body doesn't make him look fierce.
The Flash old lady's gaze always stayed on Lin Jianyuan, as if she couldn't see Xiyu's body that he was protecting in his arms, nor did she care that Xiyu's body was about to open its bloody mouth and snap her in two at any time.
I don't know if it's an illusion or a coincidence.
After Lin Jianyuan yelled at her fiercely, the old lady Flash immediately opened her mouth.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a moment.
[Flashback] disappeared.
"……let?"
During the video conference, the director and Shi Shaoning frowned and fell into deep thought after hearing Lin Jianyuan's words.
Lin Jianyuan nodded: "It's probably 'let'."
There are only a few words with the pronunciation of "rang".
Referring back to the previous text, the most likely option is “let”.
Let’s review the toothpaste squeezed out by the old lady:
xu
ni
world
kan
dao
And this time: rang.
Shi Shaoning: "Can you see it in the virtual world?"
Shi Shaoning and the director fell silent at the same time.
In the encrypted video communication, the only sound was Lin Jianyuan eating large wontons with spring bamboo shoots, shepherd's purse and pork.
Eating wontons doesn’t make much noise, but the chicken soup cooked by Xieyu is so fragrant.
——The handmade wontons delivered by He* came with a seasoning packet, but Xieyu did not use the ready-made seasoning packet. Instead, he quickly cooked a pot of chicken soup in a pressure cooker.
The chicken soup also contains astragalus root, angelica root, codonopsis root, wolfberry and red dates. It is very nourishing.
Lin Jianyuan drank the chicken soup with a slurp.
He also uttered interjections such as "ha", "tsk", and "hmm~" from time to time, fully expressing the author's enjoyment of the drink.
Xie Yu, who was not in the video call: "~"
Shi Shaoning, who had worked all night and still hadn't eaten, said: "......###"
"Lin Jianyuan!" Shi Shaoning suddenly roared, "Stop drinking! Come back to work!"
"What?" Lin Jianyuan was very proud, holding a big, soft-cooked chicken drumstick in his mouth and showing off, "Are you jealous that I have a wife~"
The director suddenly said, "Lin Jianyuan, if your health allows, you'd better go back to the bureau."
The director's tone was serious.
Lin Jianyuan put down the chicken leg: "What's wrong?"
The director said, "The task you assigned to the Confinement Department before the Mid-Autumn Festival has been completed 95%. We will soon reach a final conclusion."
……Task?
Lin Jianyuan recalled it briefly and remembered it.
He asked the director to collect the delirium contamination and contaminate all the heretics to see what they said during the delirium.
Delirium is a key.
In other words, it's like a special mechanism that forces heretics to expose their underlying code.
What is the underlying code of heretics?
Why does heresy still have "underlying code"?
After Lin Jianyuan finished eating the wontons, he went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
His roommate came over from behind and hugged him. The warm and soft touch was incredibly familiar, the original form of Xieyu.
"No more body clothes?" Lin Jianyuan smiled and touched his wife's intestines.
"It's inconvenient." The roommate rubbed his neck with the pipe and said, "Just leave it at home when you're at work."
work.
really.
The aftermath is over, the sweet moments of the young lovers are over, and it’s time to go back to work. Haha.
Lin Jianyuan finished washing the dishes, wiped his hands, and then turned around and hugged his lover tightly.
"It's better to keep it in your belly, baby." Lin Jianyuan said with a smile, "I'm a little worried about leaving it outside. What if someone sees it?"
Xie Yu: "Okay."
Lin Jianyuan pinched his stomach and ordered, "Put it on when you get back from overtime. I want to have sex with your doll."
Carrying jade: "~~~"
Xieyu: "Okay~"
Ten minutes later, the Administration.
When Lin Jianyuan arrived, the big data analysis report had just come out.
Lin Jianyuan received the complete report on his mobile device. It was a massive amount of data, but thankfully the conclusions were immediately presented on the first page.
In the days since he issued the mission, the Administration has mobilized all its forces possible to contaminate the heretics registered so far.
Record their speech in a delirium state and analyze it using big data algorithms.
Finally, we get 3 high-frequency words.
——Or, it can no longer be called a “high-frequency word”.
Rather, it is the key word that every heretic will mention sooner or later in his delirium:
【Mother】
【window】
【Macrophage】
"Macrophagocytosis..." Lin Jianyuan subconsciously turned his head and glanced at his roommate.
My roommate was standing by the window, playing with the curtains in the director's office like a cat.
A gentle breeze blew, and white curtains enveloped him.
The pink digestive system seemed to be shrouded in a layer of holy light.
The roommates never participated in their administration's discussions.
Anyway, he was here only because Lin Jianyuan was here.
He doesn't care about anything else.
He only cares about Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan looked at him quietly.
Just looking at him, the corners of my mouth curled up unconsciously.
The director and Shi Shaoning looked at each other.
The director asked: "Lin Jianyuan, what should we do next?"
This time there were no rhetoric or tricks.
The director was seriously consulting him, waiting for his next instruction.
Lin Jianyuan shrugged: "What else can I do? I'll go find a translator who can translate delirium."
He didn't have the patience to continue to dilly-dally with reasoning.
Hurry up!
Hurry up and get it done! He's in a hurry to go back and do it with his wife!
Inverted spire, entrance.
The baby storage area was also growing. Since the last time the Director and Shi Shaoning were stored there, a few more teahouses had opened.
This prevents the two of them from actually sitting at the same table with Lin Jianyuan's little toy army, and preserves the last bit of dignity for the director and Captain Shi.
Both the director and Shi Shaoning had an expression on their faces that seemed like they wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.
I don’t know why, but I always feel that something big is about to happen.
But the thought of them sitting in the baby storage area waiting for something big to happen seemed damn funny.
It's impossible to be serious.
The director was silent for a long time before he could only utter one sentence: "Be careful."
Shi Shaoning commented sharply: "What bullshit."
Director: “…”
Lin Jianyuan smiled, took his lover's hand, and waved without looking back: "Let's go."
The figures of the two people are about to disappear at the entrance of the inverted spire.
“Your Majesty!!!”
In the baby locker, Nienile seemed to have finally made up his mind. He suddenly jumped down and caught up with him with a DUANG DUANG sound.
Lin Jianyuan stopped.
Nienile twisted and turned, and hurriedly chased after him with the snail shell on its back.
After finally catching up with it, it grabbed Lin Jianyuan's trouser leg and climbed up grunting.
Lin Jianyuan bent down, pulled it off his pants and held it in his palm.
"What's wrong with you?" Lin Jianyuan raised his eyebrows.
Nie Nie Le whined, "I want to go with you, my king!"
Lin Jianyuan: "What's the point of you coming here? You'll be delirious the moment you get close."
"I know..." Nie Nie Le hesitated for a moment, then shook his antennae and said with excitement, "But I still want to go with you!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Why?"
"Because——" Nienile held his head high and chest out, his two small black bean-like eyes full of energy.
"——Because I am your eldest son!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
OK, OK.
Before the final battle, the key favorability plot is triggered and you are forced to join the team, right?
"What a mess." He smiled and randomly RUA'd the tentacles of the pinching machine.
He casually put the small thing in his trouser pocket.
Xie Yu held his hand, and her appendix swayed.
"Let's go, wife." Lin Jianyuan snapped his fingers, "Go see Delirium."
Xie Yu came over and stood side by side with him.
"good."
Come on! The truth of the world!
Lin Jianyuan is ready to go.
Get it done quickly!
After finishing the main storyline, I went back to eat a big meal with my wife!
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