Chapter 142 Chapter 142 New World (1) (Nutrient Solution 49w)…
If someone asks you what is the biggest mess you have made within the system, Lin Jianyuan's answer will definitely receive a lot of praise.
He let all the heretics in the entire Authority go and found that the world didn't have to be destroyed.
“…That’s how it is.”
Administration, central meeting room.
Leaders of all countries and regions in the world.
All Administrations.
Group online meetings.
Lin Jianyuan was so embarrassed that his face turned red. But he still finished reading the report.
The report was written by AI.
Things were too complicated, Lin Jianyuan's brain was about to explode, and he could only take the AI out with him.
Finally managed to finish this pile of warm shit before the global conference.
Although it is true that all of humanity voted to lose, the flying intestines ate living people, and the mother changed her mind and vomited out humans again, etc.
But writing it into a report is really magical.
It is even more magical that it was made public in front of all the top leaders in the world.
It feels like the world is doomed and it’s really just a big makeshift team.
Sure enough, after listening to the report, the leaders fell into silence.
There are a lot of things that need to be discussed and resolved.
But Lin Jianyuan can already go home from get off work.
Because what follows is a common problem for all mankind.
After all, he is just a [window].
She is not the mother of all mankind.
get off work!
When Lin Jianyuan returned home, he felt as if he were in another world.
Thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be true. He first stayed in the hallucination for five years, and then reincarnated in the Regret Mark for 10 minutes*n (n>100).
This is a lot of back and forth.
Lin Jianyuan returned to the baby's room and put the toys away one by one.
Nie Nie Le performed exceptionally well in this global voting campaign, winning the top spot for "Lin Jianyuan's Favorite Toy." As a result, they were awarded a private room.
——Lin Jianyuan upgraded an entire bay window in the baby's room into a single-toy lake-view bedroom, allowing it to receive respect and worship from all the little toys.
The pinching music was so exciting that it made me feel so good.
As for the fact that all the heretics in the Administration were let loose... ahem. It was certain that the entire Administration would be extremely busy for the next period of time.
But Lin Jianyuan came up with another idea.
Why not transform waste into... no. Transform the end into treasure.
Since heresy feeds on negative emotions, then just by looking at where the heresy is, can we know where human negative emotions are concentrated?
The inspiration came from the [bloodline] sarcoma, which had been beaten to the size of a peanut.
Of course, this idea is still immature.
Lin Jianyuan simply mentioned it to the director, and left the rest of the specific plans, details, precautions, approval and reporting, these trivial matters to the director's discretion.
He believed in the director's ability and believed that he would be able to do the job well.
That’s all for later.
Lin Jianyuan now has only three urgent things to do:
doi!
doi!
It’s fucking doi!!!
Damn! I can’t stand it anymore! He really can’t stand it anymore!
First it was 5 years of remote location, then 10 minutes*n in an infinite loop!
During the infinite loop, my wife is still in heaven!
Who can bear it? Huh?!
Lin Jianyuan felt that the only reason he hadn't suffered a mental breakdown until now was because he took a lot of antipsychotic drugs back then!
In short, after I finished dealing with all the urgent matters, I quickly cooked a big pot of instant noodles (beat 20 eggs), and my wife and I each had 10 eggs to quickly replenish our energy.
Lin Jianyuan and his wife began to work day and night.
When supplementing protein, you also need to replenish electrolytes and water. Excessive fluid loss can remove electrolytes, and an electrolyte imbalance can lead to collapse.
It is worth mentioning that Xieyu is actually not very familiar with his limbs.
But it doesn't matter.
After all, Lin Jianyuan had already undergone hellish training in the administration, and his core abdominal muscle strength and lower limb strength had been greatly improved.
There are many other skills that need to be learned online. To be honest, this is also Lin Jianyuan's first time being gay, and there are many things he doesn't understand.
Only by applying what you learn can you master it better.
In short, for the next few days, Lin Jianyuan lived a life where he would stop to eat something when he was tired, eat something to replenish his strength, and then go back to eat again.
In between, there are also daily activities of young couples such as blanching potatoes together, brushing sweet potatoes together, kissing each other stickyly until they fall asleep, etc.
Just like that, two weeks passed since they became friends.
The administration gave him and Xieyu each a year-end bonus with countless zeros at the end.
Only then did Lin Jianyuan remember that he still had a job.
It’s almost time to rest.
It's time to go back and check on the director's progress.
So, Lin Jianyuan took his wife's hand - this time it was a real hand.
The two of them teleported to the Administration together.
Today's administration is making great efforts to improve the system.
The original containment department has been greatly reduced in size because human attitudes towards heretics have changed, and there is no need for so many cells and prison guards.
The Field Affairs Department expanded significantly. Its daily work was no longer about arrests, but about inspections and supervision, determining where new heresies had appeared, what caused them, and whether there were any incidents requiring the intervention of the Administration.
The Administration is transforming into a supervisory body.
Of course, it still retains the elements of a violent machine - the target is not humans, but heretics.
Heretics, like humans, have their good and bad sides and need to be regulated.
In this process, human beings' understanding of heresy will gradually deepen.
After reading the work reports submitted by the director and middle-level cadres from various departments, Lin Jianyuan felt that human development of heresy was less than 1%.
For example, the hair-stealing Bald Monster can work in the bathroom drain. This way, hair that falls out while showering will no longer clog the drain. The Bald Monster can also get fresh hair that falls naturally every day.
No hair follicles are harmed during this process.
For example, [attractors] that do nothing but attract mosquitoes can be placed in mosquito-infested areas to attract mosquitoes for centralized disinfection and avoid large-scale spread of diseases.
Sorry, mosquitoes. For the sake of human health, you better die.
Another example is the drowsiness that makes one extremely sleepy, and the insomnia that makes one unable to sleep. The Medical Department is currently researching both, attempting to extract substances that are harmless to humans and produce a combined drug.
Take a pill of [Insomnia] when you need to stay up late to refresh your mind. You will not feel sleepy even if you work all night long.
After finishing work, take a [Shenkun] pill to quickly wake up and fall asleep. And it won't affect your ability to wake up. The [Shenkun] extract, modified by the medical department, is primarily designed to induce sleep. It's completely metabolized in the body in about half an hour, preventing drug buildup and a deep sleep. You won't feel lingering sleep the next day.
"Well, what about this, Captain Lin?" The colleague from the field department handed over a new heresy file with shining eyes.
Lin Jianyuan took a look.
Name: [Twist]
Job Number: 11893
Ability: Causes stomachache and a strong urge to defecate.
Current position: [Not yet assigned]
Yes, that's right.
This is the new heresy file.
Ever since Lin Jianyuan carried out drastic reforms to the Administration, the previous lengthy and cumbersome records of heresy containment had long been abandoned.
Instead, there is heretical individual information (minimalist version) similar to personnel files.
As everyone knows, the Emperor of the Interstellar Federation, the Lord of Heretics, and the S-class heretic Flying Intestine who kissed in front of thousands of people, was nominally Captain Lin but actually Director Lin Yuan. He hated writing reports the most and had the least patience to read fucking reports.
Therefore, the information on each side of heresy is minimalist, and the highest requirement is: get to the point.
As for naming.
In order to facilitate unified management, new principles have been established for the naming of heretics:
If the heretic can speak human language, they will state their name. Any name that is not too outrageous will be recognized by the Administration and registered.
If heretics cannot communicate, the first discoverer will be named.
certainly.
The Emperor of the Interstellar Federation, the Lord of Heretics, and the one who kissed the S-class heretic Flying Intestine in front of thousands of people, was nominally Captain Lin but actually Director Lin, Yuan always had the highest naming right.
Lin Jianyuan took the report, glanced at it, and said casually:
"Shit monster?"
Subordinate: “…Pfft.”
Here it comes!
The magical naming method of the Miracle Forest Team!
This is the moment he’s been waiting for! Hahahahaha shit monster! He’s dying of laughter, shit monster! Hahahahahaha!
In the past, this [Twist] would have been rated at least B!
Now I can only be a [shit monster]!
Ha ha ha ha!
The subordinate suppressed his laughter and nodded, "Yes, Captain Lin, this [Shit Monster] hasn't found a suitable position yet. You see..."
Lin Jianyuan thought for a moment and then said with a flourish: "Go to the Criminal Police Brigade."
"Huh?" The subordinate was stunned. "Is it used during interrogation?"
Reasonable.
When a person is craving diarrhea, he or she will not lie. This can greatly improve the efficiency of interrogation!
The subordinate suddenly understood: "What a good idea, Captain Lin!"
"Huh?" Lin Jianyuan gave him a suspicious look. "Using it during an interrogation would be torture, wouldn't it? Comrade, wake up. We are a legitimate state agency. How could we do such a thing during an interrogation?"
The subordinate was puzzled: "Then..."
Lin Jianyuan: "It's used when catching criminals."
Lin Jianyuan thought for a moment and added, "How many of these [Shit Monsters] are there now? Is the production high? They should be supplied to drug enforcement officers first."
subordinate:"……"
Imagine that scene.
Indeed. People are most vulnerable when they are pooping!
This [Shit Monster] that can cause terrible stomachaches should be used on fugitives who try to resist!
As expected, it’s Captain Lin!
He is indeed a genius who used to make a living from creativity!
What a good use of heresy!
The subordinate left with a mixture of respect and amusement, trying hard to suppress his laughter.
After Lin Jianyuan finished arranging work for the new group of heretics, he looked at the time and was about to call his wife to go to the cafeteria for lunch.
As soon as he went out, Wang Yong ran over.
"Lin, Teacher Lin!" Wang Yong ran out of breath. "The prototype of the [Luminous Filament] endoscope is ready! Dr. Luo asked me to invite you over to take a look!"
Seeing him running out of breath, Lin Jianyuan said helplessly: "If you have anything, just give me a call. Why are you running in person? Look at you, you are sweating profusely."
"No problem!" Wang Yong grinned, "It's just right for losing weight!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Indeed. Although Wang Yong is still tall and strong, his spirit is obviously much better than before.
Since the reorganization of the shelter department, Wang Yong no longer has to work in the shelter department.
Lin Jianyuan let him choose, and he chose to stay in the Administration and transfer to the Research Department, working under Dr. Luo Xuan.
Wang Yong and Luo Xuan were both hard-working individuals. They hit it off immediately, with Luo Xuan sharing her knowledge and Wang Yong studying late into the night (after all, heretics don't need to sleep). The two of them worked furiously on their research, spiraling upwards, with no regard for the lives of the others in the research department.
Amidst his passionate scientific research enthusiasm, Wang Yong's "guilty" pollutants are becoming less and less.
He saw his scientific research results being transformed into practical technologies one after another. The huge sense of accomplishment made his scalp tingle, and his whole being was sublimated.
Still [blaming oneself]? What self should I blame?
He's a little proud now! Hehe.
The luminous filaments are nearly weightless, extremely flexible, and made from raw materials at no cost. They are ideal for replacing endoscopes in gastroscopy, colonoscopy, and various minimally invasive laparoscopic surgeries.
Most importantly, its essence is light.
What is light? A harmless, pollution-free, infinite material!
Medical consumables are prone to allergies and contamination. [Luminous Filament] perfectly solves this problem.
Allergies? As long as you're not allergic to sunlight, you can use it without worry.
Pollution? Light has a wave-particle duality. Just use the [luminous filament once and let it transform into a wave. Shake it to remove the contaminants. It will instantly become a clean, absolutely sterile, weightless filament again.
The prototype has been very successful and is expected to pass clinical trials and go into large-scale production in the near future.
As for patent fees, after all, this project is funded by the state. Domestic medical systems naturally do not charge fees for using this consumable. As for foreign countries...
I can only make a lot of money with tears.
Although science has no borders.
——But scientists do, hehe!
After coming out from Wang Yong, Lin Jianyuan was stopped by Heshen again.
Looking at the little girl jumping and running towards him, Lin Jianyuan was really worried that she would accidentally fall.
If you hesitate and fall, two small jewelry stores will fall off your body.
"What's wrong, sister?" Lin Jianyuan asked.
"Brother! Are you free now?" The little girl, who looked like a strawberry shortcake, blinked her big, blingbling eyes, hugged his arm, and shook it coquettishly, "Come with me to take a video, okay?"
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