Chapter 39 Chapter 39 Be my wife, please (revenue 31,000+...
Lin Jianyuan was busy working all afternoon.
He discovered that he was truly a well-trained office worker. He said he was quitting, but when it came time to hand over his work, he not only handed over every detail, but even couldn't help but quickly finish a few small projects.
Lin Jianyuan felt that he was really a despicable person, but when he thought about the person he was handing over to, Pei Shuo, he gritted his teeth and did the job.
You can't let the poor newcomer down just because you have to take sick leave, right?
Pei Shuo has just been promoted to a full-time employee.
Lin Jianyuan let out a long sigh, finally finishing the task despite the pain in his back.
He had just laid down to take a nap when he heard the door of the ward being opened.
I thought it was the calligraphy guy who came back, but unexpectedly, Xiao Liu in the next bed suddenly screamed, "You, why are you here again?"
Lin Jianyuan quickly pulled open the curtain and took a look. Wow, the person who came was actually Red Hair.
The red-haired man, with a sullen expression and a mess of hair, said in a very unpleasant and unpleasant way, "Let me ask you what you mean."
Xiao Liu was confused.
The red-haired man took a step forward angrily: "Stop pretending. Did you do that on purpose? Tell me clearly. Tell me clearly now!"
Before Xiao Liu could react, Lin Jianyuan had already walked over and protected Xiao Liu behind him.
"What are you doing?" Lin Jianyuan said solemnly, displaying the authority of an elder. "This is a ward, and a mental hospital. What if you rush in and upset someone?!"
"It has nothing to do with you." Red Hair stretched out his hand impatiently, trying to bypass Lin Jianyuan and pull out Xiao Liu behind him.
Lin Jianyuan said sternly, "What are you doing? I'm warning you not to touch me! If you do that again, I'll call the police!"
"Call the police?" Red Hair seemed to have heard some ridiculous joke. He suddenly yanked open his collar and roared angrily, "Who should call the police? Look at what he's done to me. Shouldn't he give me an explanation?"
Lin Jianyuan was too lazy to look at him, but the two pieces of white gauze on the red-haired man's chest were too conspicuous - the snow-white gauze covered the wheat-colored chest muscles, and the skin color contrast was extremely strong.
What's even funnier is that the gauze patch was placed right on the nipple.
It perfectly covers the spots that shouldn't be exposed.
Lin Jianyuan almost laughed out loud: "What kind of bikini is this?"
Upon hearing this, Red Hair became even more furious. He pushed Lin Jianyuan hard and roared, "None of your business! Get out of my way!"
No matter how arrogant the red-haired boy is, he is just an 18-year-old high school student after all.
In Lin Jianyuan's eyes, this rude attitude was just a show of strength but weakness.
Lin Jianyuan was not afraid of him. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to talk to him, but he didn't expect Xiao Liu behind him to grab his arm.
"Brother, don't do it, let me handle it."
Xiao Liu's voice sounded a little weak, but his tone was firm.
Lin Jianyuan was a little surprised and glanced at him.
Xiao Liu walked around him and stood in front of the red-haired man. He took a deep breath, but still couldn't suppress the slight tremor in his voice: "If you want to find me, just find me. Don't involve irrelevant people."
"Did you hear that?" Red Hair glanced at Lin Jianyuan smugly and said, "I told you it has nothing to do with you. Why are you trying to get involved? Do you think you're being brave? Do you think people will remember you?"
Lin Jianyuan frowned, and was about to slap the little bastard in the face, but he heard Xiao Liu angrily scolding: "Of course I will remember him well! If I don't remember him well, then how can I remember you well? You purebred idiot!!!"
Red Hair: “?”
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
No one expected that the seemingly quiet Xiao Liu would suddenly swear.
Seeing Red Hair's shocked expression, Xiao Liu grabbed his collar and dragged him out.
Red Hair was so shocked that he forgot to resist. He stumbled a few steps before reacting. He pushed Xiao Liu away in frustration and roared, "Damn! Are you crazy? How dare you grab my collar?!"
Xiao Liu glared at him, said nothing, and walked straight out.
Red Hair was shocked and looked at Xiao Liu as if he was looking at a stranger.
His roar just now was like a punch on cotton.
Instead of being frightened, Xiao Liu walked further away.
The red-haired man was filled with disbelief: "When did this punching bag become so brave?"
As he said this, he seemed to remember something and turned his head to glare at Lin Jianyuan, "Did you teach me?"
Lin Jianyuan spread his hands and said, "I just met him yesterday."
Red Hair cursed in a low voice: "It really is a fucking ghost..."
Lin Jianyuan: "It's not a ghost, it's a mental illness. Have you forgotten that this is a mental hospital?"
The red-haired man angrily said, "Are you sick? You keep saying what I say?!"
Lin Jianyuan was surprised and said, "Of course I'm sick, otherwise why would you see me here? How could you forget that this is a mental hospital?"
Red Hair: “…”
Red Hair couldn't stand it anymore. He glared at Lin Jianyuan fiercely and turned to chase Xiao Liu who was getting farther and farther away.
Xiao Liu actually took the initiative to go out and talk with Hongmao alone. To be honest, if it had happened yesterday, Lin Jianyuan would definitely be a little worried.
However, after witnessing Xiao Liu's sharp tongue (physics) today, Lin Jianyuan felt that if a fight really came to a head, the red-haired guy might not be able to gain the upper hand.
The two pieces of gauze bikini on the chest are irrefutable evidence.
It was raining heavily outside.
By the time Lin Jianyuan realized it was raining outside, it was already raining heavily.
The wind was blowing fiercely. The calligrapher hadn't returned yet, and Xiao Liu was called away by Red Hair again.
At this moment, he was the only one left in the ward.
The wind lashed against the windows, its whistling sound like a roaring beast, ready to pounce and bite at any moment.
However, all the beasts were isolated outside by the windows, and Lin Jianyuan actually quite liked this feeling.
In windy and rainy weather, you will feel comfortable staying indoors as long as you don't go out.
Lin Jianyuan lay comfortably on the hospital bed and played with his mobile phone.
I don't have to go to work tomorrow, and there's no risk of having to work overtime today.
It doesn’t matter how late you play with your phone, you can sleep anytime when you feel sleepy.
It feels really good.
It reminds me of the summer vacation after the college entrance examination when the results were still not released.
I felt a little sleepy while playing.
Lin Jianyuan was holding his cell phone and was about to fall asleep when a familiar fragrance suddenly hit his nose.
Lin Jianyuan looked back and found that his roommate had appeared beside him at some point.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a moment and said, "Why are you here?"
The digestive system floated in mid-air, and the pink throat was like a newborn snake, delicate and soft.
The liver, gallbladder, spleen and pancreas are moisturized and exude a healthy glow.
This is a very fresh launch.
Every time Lin Jianyuan saw it, he couldn't help but sigh, and then he reacted the next second.
Bah, what's new?
It should be said that my roommate is young and healthy.
Roommates are people. Roommates are people. Roommates are people.
Lin Jianyuan had to keep reminding himself over and over again.
If the roommate really has a sewer, then let alone living together, he would be scared to death just by seeing it.
The roommate walked straight towards him, his appendix like a small hook, hooked on a plastic bag.
My roommate said, “I came to give you something.”
As my roommate got closer, the familiar aroma got closer too.
The fragrance was very strong. Lin Jianyuan's first reaction was summer, and his second reaction was nostalgia.
The strong atmosphere of summer vacation is overwhelming.
He was stunned for almost a second before reacting. He smiled and said, "Why do you smell so strongly of toilet water? Did you take a bath with toilet water?"
The roommate was also stunned: "Huh?"
Lin Jianyuan took the plastic bag from his hand and said casually, "When I was a kid, my parents often gave me toilet water to bathe in. I was a real mosquito magnet. I was always bitten and it itched like crazy. My skin was so tender when I was little that it would break if I scratched it, and I would cry when it broke...Have you had dinner yet?"
The roommate patted his belly... No, he didn't have a belly, so he patted his intestines.
The roommate patted his stomach and said happily, "I've eaten."
Lin Jianyuan raised his eyebrows: "What did you eat to make you so happy?"
My roommate said, "We eat in the hospital. There's a lot of food here."
Lin Jianyuan was surprised: "Are there a lot of delicious food here? Well, I ate in the cafeteria at noon today. The cafeteria is just average, not as delicious as your cooking."
"Oh." The roommate raised the corner of his lips slightly, "My cooking is delicious, right?"
"Yes, of course." Lin Jianyuan has always been generous with his praise for cooking. "Otherwise, why would I beg you to cook for me? Your cooking is really delicious. If my wife in the future--"
Lin Jianyuan paused here.
He thought, “I hope my wife can cook as deliciously as you in the future.”
But it seems a bit weird to say this.
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan changed the subject subtly and took the things out of the plastic bag one by one.
These are daily necessities that he asked his roommate to bring from home.
Clothes, underwear, towels, toothbrushes, etc.
When he asked his roommate for help, he didn't check the weather forecast and didn't expect it to rain heavily tonight.
If he had known it was going to rain heavily, he would not have let his roommate make this trip.
After all, my roommate was a digestive system without clothes, so it was impossible to tell whether he was wet or not.
However, to his surprise, not only his roommate, but also the plastic bag that his roommate brought was clean, without a single drop of rain on it.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously looked out the window. The storm was still going on, and the wind was whistling so hard that it seemed it could kill someone by hitting the window.
Lin Jianyuan felt a little strange and asked casually, "Wasn't it raining when you came? How did you get here? Subway? Taxi?"
If you take a taxi, it's not cheap.
His roommate didn't have much money, so he had to reimburse his roommate for the car fare.
"It just came over so quickly."
There was a smile in my roommate's tone, and the ending tone rose slightly, "What is this, a gun?"
His attention was attracted by what Lin Jianyuan took out of the plastic bag.
Lin Jianyuan looked down and said, "Oh, this is a fascia gun. Haven't you used it before?" Then he turned on the switch.
The shape of the fascia gun is very similar to that of a pistol, the difference being that the head is not a muzzle, but a spherical detachable massage head.
As soon as the switch is turned on, the massage head vibrates under the action of the motor, making a low buzzing sound.
"Where is this massage parlor?" asked my roommate.
"Massage...massage for the muscles! What do you think?" Lin Jianyuan burst into laughter and couldn't help but poke his roommate's liver with a massage gun.
Although the roommate's tone of voice when asking questions was normal, they were all boys, so how could he not guess what his roommate was thinking?
"I didn't think so." The roommate said with a smile, "I really don't know how to use this."
"Use it like this." Lin Jianyuan originally wanted to try it on his roommate, but when he saw that his roommate's body was covered with internal organs - although his roommate was actually a human being and definitely had bones and skin, Lin Jianyuan really couldn't bring himself to "shoot" this bunch of soft internal organs.
So he decisively aimed the buzzing massage head at his shoulders.
The massage head is very powerful, and the vibration quickly penetrates the skin and muscles, loosening up my shoulders that had been sore all afternoon from working on the computer in an improper posture.
"Hiss——" The sour feeling made Lin Jianyuan gasp.
"Let me try." The roommate was eager to try.
Lin Jianyuan handed over the fascia gun, feeling a little excited.
He really wanted to see the effect of the massage head acting directly on the internal organs.
After all, those underwater creatures look very soft. It feels like once a shot is fired, the entire group of roommates underwater will vibrate along with it.
Hahaha, just imagining that scene is so funny.
However, under Lin Jianyuan's expectant gaze, his roommate did not turn the gun on himself.
Instead, he aimed at Lin Jianyuan with great interest and shot him in the shoulder.
"Ah! - Be gentle!" Lin Jianyuan almost jumped up.
He had already used the maximum force of the fascia gun, and his roommate didn't know how to hold back. The bullet hit his shoulder blade directly, and Lin Jianyuan felt like his bones were almost shattered.
My roommate burst out laughing and said, "Weren't you just like that?"
Lin Jianyuan pinched his gallbladder in anger: "That's different! You have to aim for the muscles, not the bones! Bones hurt!"
Roommate: "Oh. So where are you going to hit now?"
Lin Jianyuan thought for a moment, then turned his back and lay on the bed, saying, "Please give me a massage on my back. Don't hit my spine! Hit the muscles around it."
A buzzing sound came from behind.
Lin Jianyuan: "Hmmmm... That's it..."
The buzzing sound stopped, and his roommate lay on his back and laughed non-stop: "Your voice is shaking when you speak."
Lin Jianyuan: "Yes, because the lungs were shaken."
Roommate: “That’s so funny.”
The buzzing sound started again, and his roommate deliberately vibrated his lungs. Lin Jianyuan's lungs were itchy from the vibration, and he resisted hummingly: "You...you...please do it properly. If not, I will do it myself..."
His roommate imitated him: "Okay, okay, I'll do it..."
Both of them laughed so hard.
The roommate straightened up again and pointed the fascia gun at him. The roommate was not familiar with the human body structure and did not know how to control his strength. If he was not careful, he would hit the bones. Lin Jianyuan grimaced.
"Stop twisting around!" The roommate laughed so hard that he put his hands on his shoulders.
"It's all your fault! Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's heavy! Gently...gently! Ah!" Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but scream, and then remembering that he was in the ward, he quickly covered his mouth with his hands.
Damn! My roommate was so quick. After avoiding his lungs, he hit the spot where his muscles hurt the most.
The good thing about the fascia gun is that it can loosen muscles, but its bad thing is that the process of loosening muscles is too painful, and it feels like the muscles are being torn apart.
Lin Jianyuan only felt a sharp sour feeling reaching the top of his head, and an electric current ran along his spine to both sides, making his tailbone numb.
"Don't...ah!..." Lin Jianyuan covered his mouth and groaned. He was caught off guard and the soft flesh on his waist was poked by him again.
Unable to control himself anymore, Lin Jianyuan jumped up from the bed like a fish.
"You did it on purpose!!!" Lin Jianyuan was furious.
"I don't have any." The roommate still looked good-tempered.
"You're still pretending!" Lin Jianyuan accused him. He rushed over, pressed his roommate onto the bed, snatched the fascia gun from his hand and threatened, "Now it's your turn!"
"Ahh——" the roommate screamed.
Lin Jianyuan held the fascia gun and pinched his right colon. On the human body, it should be the right side of the waist.
Lin Jianyuan pinched his roommate's waist, and seeing him shrink back in unbearable pain, he said smugly and fiercely, "Why are you screaming? I haven't even started pressing yet."
The roommate dodged his hand and panted a little, saying, "Why don't you press it? I'm waiting for you."
Lin Jianyuan reacted and realized that his roommate was waiting for him to use the fascia gun to convert "Ahhh" into "Ahhh (buzz buzz buzz) Ahhhhhhh (buzz buzz buzz)".
This kid! He's actually looking forward to it!
Lin Jianyuan suddenly found it funny, but he didn't know where to start with the fascia gun.
My roommate's whole body was soft, from his long, thin throat to his liver, gallbladder, spleen, and pancreas, all of which were extremely delicate internal organs.
I always feel that it will be punctured if I use a little force, not to mention using a fascia gun.
Lin Jianyuan really couldn't bring himself to do it, so he simply threw away the fascia gun and poked his roommate's throat with his fingers.
"Just scream." Lin Jianyuan said.
A low laugh escaped my roommate's throat.
Lin Jianyuan ordered: "You scream like you did just now."
The roommate obediently shouted: "Ahhh——"
Lin Jianyuan seized the opportunity and quickly shook his fingertips against his throat.
The vocal cords hidden deep in the throat began to vibrate rapidly under the action of external force, and the roommate's deliberate shouting soon changed into a trembling laughter.
The wind and rain beat against the windows, sweeping away the summer heat.
The air conditioner was on in the room, which was very comfortable. The scent of toilet water wafted into my nostrils.
The air was made drowsy by the fascia gun, and the nostalgic fragrance dragged Lin Jianyuan back to the summer of his youth.
Lin Jianyuan pressed his roommate down on the bed, with the tip of his thumb against his throat, and somehow slowed down his pace.
It changed from a mischievous quick vibration to a gentle and slow pressing, one by one.
It feels very strange.
My roommate's throat was smooth and soft, like a real tube without skin, with the slightly moist and cool feeling unique to the mucous membrane.
Lin Jianyuan rubbed it gently with his fingertips, and his eyes moved uncontrollably to his roommate's Adam's apple.
My roommate seemed to have noticed something and stopped screaming in an exaggerated manner.
His lips were slightly parted, and his Adam's apple rose and fell slowly with his breathing.
...looks very friendly.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but lower his head and kiss his roommate on the lips.
It was a quick kiss.
No one expected it, including Lin Jianyuan himself, that he would kiss his roommate.
The roommate’s lips were as soft as Lin Jianyuan had imagined, and a little bit cold.
After the kiss, Lin Jianyuan realized what he had done and was stunned.
He hesitated and stepped back a little, but the distance between the two was still very close.
So close that if he just lowered his head slightly, he could kiss his roommate on the lips again.
My roommate opened his mouth slightly, as if he was still surprised by what had just happened.
The soft and docile digestive system seemed to be fixed by that kiss, with only the gurgling digestive juice still bubbling quietly.
My roommate sighed and murmured, "Kissing is actually like this..."
Lin Jianyuan reflexively said, "You've never kissed anyone?!"
Roommate: “Yeah.”
Lin Jianyuan's scalp was throbbing.
No? Wait? This is my roommate's first kiss? He's never been in a relationship before?
No, no, no, never having kissed doesn't mean you've never been in love.
but--
Lin Jianyuan always thought he had a natural scumbag temperament. He thought he must have dated many people because he was so handsome, but he turned out to be so innocent?
This is too contrasting...
Lin Jianyuan was in a daze when his roommate suddenly came over, chuckled softly and said:
“It feels good.”
As he said that, he kissed me too.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Very good.
Although they have no experience, there are some things that men are born with.
No need to teach at all.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but smile, hugged his roommate and kissed him gently.
My roommate’s lips were cool, but very soft.
How could it be so soft? The two of them caressed their lips, and as they kissed, the roommate's lips became hot, as if they were marked by Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan was so happy.
He took a deep breath, and his breath was filled with the nostalgic scent of toilet water.
Suddenly, his mind got hot and he blurted out, "Be my wife."
My roommate was stunned for a moment and said, “Are you sure?”
Lin Jianyuan lowered his head and hugged his roommate, burying his head in his roommate's soft throat.
"I think I'm a little bit lesbian. Can you be lesbian too?" Lin Jianyuan whispered, "Will you be my wife?"
The roommate was stunned for a while.
Then a long, pink burp came out.
roommate:"."
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
The roommate laughed out loud. Lin Jianyuan also laughed to death.
Both of them couldn't stop laughing. Lin Jianyuan leaned over and kissed his roommate, saying, "Be my wife, okay? Okay?"
My roommate smiled and said, "You love me to death, huh?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Yeah, how did you know?"
Roommate: "Kissing you turned my stomach acid pink. You must be in love right now."
Lin Jianyuan: "What about you?"
Roommate: "I think it's a little weird to be in a relationship with you."
Lin Jianyuan: “Oh.”
Roommate: “But I’d really like to try it.”
Lin Jianyuan raised the corner of his mouth: "Oh."
Gurgle.
Pink's digestive tract is bubbling.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but want to laugh. He picked up his roommate and said, "Don't lie down. Lying down right after eating can easily cause acid reflux and hiccups."
"Is that so?" My roommate's lips curved up a little, very cutely. "I don't know."
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but curl his lips.
After getting up from the bed, both of them sat seriously beside the bed.
It's like a serious patient and a serious friend who comes to visit.
You can't tell at all that they were eating each other's mouths just a second ago.
Inexplicably, Lin Jianyuan felt a little embarrassed. He rubbed his face, unable to put his finger on the feeling, and had no choice but to pick up the fascia gun again and shoot it at his shoulder.
Amidst the buzzing sound, someone pushed the door open and came in.
Lin Jianyuan pulled up the curtain and saw that it was Xiao Liu.
Lin Jianyuan had something to hide, and the feeling of embarrassment and discomfort became even deeper.
He quickly said to Xiao Liu, "My roommate came to give me something. Um, well, how are you? Did Red Hair do anything to you?"
Xiao Liu had a complicated expression, as if he wanted to say something but didn't know how to start. After a long while, he could only manage one sentence: "I slapped him twice, and he praised me for my courage, and then left."
Lin Jianyuan: "He left when it was raining so hard outside. Did he have an umbrella?"
Xiao Liu: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan finally realized what the hell he had said. Why was he still concerned about the red-haired man?
What's wrong with Red Hair, a school bully, going out and getting caught in the rain?
He deserved to be blown away by the typhoon.
Lin Jianyuan coughed awkwardly and quickly said, "No, I'm not talking about Red Hair. I'm talking about my roommate."
Roommate: “Huh?”
His roommate was sitting next to him, and the two of them were very close.
The low "Hmm?" was like a small brush gently sweeping across his eardrum, making Lin Jianyuan's ears and tailbone itchy.
The uncontrollable awkwardness returned, and Lin Jianyuan felt a little restless. Trying hard to suppress his surging emotions, he said to his roommate, "Well, do you have an umbrella? It's going to rain heavily tonight. How about, uh, you stay here tonight?"
Still living here?
Still sleeping in one bed?
Okay, that shouldn't be a problem, right? After all, I slept like that yesterday. Today... well. Today.
Should it be okay today?
"Okay." The roommate smiled lightly, and his appendix swayed like a little tail.
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