Chapter 57 Chapter 57 Apoptosis (Daily Update (2 Updates) + Major Revision) ^……
Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
He opened the contract and saw a shocking figure in the labor remuneration column!
"1, 2, 3, 4...5..." Lin Jianyuan's fingers were trembling as he counted.
Finally, I counted to the last number, "...6."
6 digits!
6 digits!!!
Lin Jianyuan thought he was seeing things and couldn't believe it.
He rubbed his eyes vigorously and counted again.
It’s actually not difficult to count.
100000.
There are also capital numbers on the side:
One hundred thousand.
100,000!!!
Wait, is this monthly salary or annual salary?
Lin Jianyuan confirmed the details again tremblingly.
Monthly salary.
It’s a monthly salary!
Monthly salary of one hundred thousand!
It’s not even performance!
Performance is extra money!
Lin Jianyuan suddenly had a sudden thought and thought, could this be the money to buy his life?
How much workload?
Lin Jianyuan quickly turned to "work content".
I was immediately dumbfounded.
Minimum attendance 4 times per month.
Because this position requires direct contact with heretics, Party B is at risk of being exposed to pollutants, so an additional mental pollution allowance is provided.
There is not much subsidy for mental pollution.
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand for each attendance.
4 times a month is 40,000.
The total is 140,000.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Hehehe, he is really getting carried away.
He would always say that the subsidy of 10,000 yuan is "not much".
Lin Jianyuan couldn't stand it any longer. He pulled his roommate over and said tremblingly, "Honey, come over and check...check if I have a fever. Or if my...what's that called, has my sanity level dropped?"
"?" The roommate didn't understand what he was saying, but still stretched out his warm and soft intestines and rubbed them against his cheeks and forehead.
Then he said, "No. What's wrong with you?"
"Am I dreaming?" Lin Jianyuan murmured, "Or maybe I took too much psychiatric medication and am hallucinating again... No, I'm not mentally ill. I didn't take any medicine today..."
The roommate seemed to understand something and said jokingly, "This is true."
"This is unreal... 140,000 a month!!!" Lin Jianyuan woke up as if from a dream and quickly took his roommate's contract to have a look.
His roommate's contract was slightly different from his, mainly in terms of work content.
Lin Jianyuan belongs to the "field team" and his roommate belongs to the "housing department".
His roommate's income is even more outrageous than his.
200,000 a month.
200,000!!!
Oh my God, is he dreaming?
No, probably not.
Because he wouldn't even dream of being so bold!!!
Lin Jianyuan took a breath.
Decisively dialed Shi Shaoning's number.
"Hey." Shi Shaoning's tone was as irritable as ever.
"Hey, buddy, let me ask you something." Lin Jianyuan swallowed and asked cautiously, "Your administration, did you really, uh, sign the wrong contract for me?"
It was too outrageous. He really couldn't believe it.
He feels that this income is already a lot even if one zero is missing.
After all, you only need to work 4 times a month!
With this amount of work, even if you pay me 10,000 per month, that’s a lot!
However, there was an extra zero in the contract! A whole extra zero!!!
"That's right." Shi Shaoning said affirmatively, "You have 100,000, and Xieyu has 200,000. Why do you think it's too little?"
"No, no, no!" Lin Jianyuan's tongue was tied, and he said in a cowardly manner, "It's not that it's too little! It's too much! So much that I can't believe it!"
"It's indeed a lot. The field team generally doesn't earn that much." Shi Shaoning snorted coldly, "It's because your wife is a heretic, and an S-level heretic in the combat department."
Who made it so that even their administration’s 100,000-strong army couldn’t break through his wife’s defense?
What's more, after being incorporated, they can be used by the management bureau.
It has a fatal effect on all heretics below S level.
3 million a year, just like buying nuclear bombs (for the heretic version).
Not a loss.
I even feel like I'm making a lot of money.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Good, good, I can finally live off my wife.
But he was still very curious, and he couldn't help but say, "Excuse me..."
Shi Shaoning: "100,000."
Lin Jianyuan: “Ah?”
Shi Shaoning: "My salary is the same as yours, 100,000, attendance is extra. I have a senior professional title. You receive a special position allowance because of your... your connection with the Demonic Realm, so you get the same 100,000 as me."
Lin Jianyuan: “Oh oh.”
Shi Shaoning: "You don't have to feel guilty about taking this money. You are the first person responsible for the evil domain. If the S-level heretic gets out of control, the losses caused will be far greater than this. You must keep an eye on it."
Lin Jianyuan was silent for a moment.
Said: "I understand."
Shi Shaoning said calmly, "Is there anything else?"
Lin Jianyuan: “No.”
Shi Shaoning: "Hang up."
Shi Shaoning hung up the phone.
Lin Jianyuan looked at the two contracts on the table with annual salaries of over one million, and still felt it was unreal.
No, not two million.
One is worth more than one million, and the other is more than two million!
He and his wife! Together they have over three million!!!
No, how come it's over three million?
Why so sudden??
This feeling of unreality is even more unreal than knowing that he is not a mental patient!
It’s even more unreal than his wife is really a pink dick!
After all, that is!
More than three million!!!
"What did he say?" His roommate leaned over, his warm, soft throat touching his. "What did he say to turn you into an idiot?"
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.
Reach out and squeeze your roommate's gallbladder.
Wow, this is so interesting.
He actually felt that being a pink-skinned roommate was warmer and more real than the two contracts on the table.
He didn't even know whether he was mentally ill or not.
Lin Jianyuan relayed what Shi Shaoning said to his roommate.
I thought my roommate would promise sweet things like "I will definitely listen to you" and "I will definitely not do anything wrong as long as you are here."
My roommate was surprised: "He has 100,000? Then why did he only give me 1,000 as a kickback?"
"Huh?!" Lin Jianyuan was shocked. "What kickback? What 1,000?"
Roommate: "Because I caught two A-grade fish on the street before and asked Shi Shaoning for a kickback. I asked for 80%, and they finally transferred me 1600. So the original price of an A-grade fish should be 1000."
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
Lin Jianyuan felt his mind was suddenly at a loss. He raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute. Let me think this through."
Kickbacks? My wife actually asked for kickbacks from the Administration?!
What kind of worldview is this? How can heretics rob each other?!
How could such a big fish catch small fish on the roadside and sell them to the management bureau for kickbacks?
Wait, 1600.
My wife took the risk of taking kickbacks from the Administration, could it be because—
"Cell phone?" Lin Jianyuan suddenly asked.
"Yeah." The roommate nodded. "That time I needed to buy a cell phone. It cost 1559 yuan, so that left 41 yuan out of the 1600 yuan. So I didn't have enough money to pay you back from that trip to the supermarket."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan looked at the digestive system in front of him.
My heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Oh my god!
Oh my god…
Lin Jianyuan's heart suddenly softened. He couldn't help but reach out and hug his roommate, calling softly, "Wife..."
"Huh? What's up?" The roommate's lips curled up, and he leaned in again, kissed him on the lips, and said, "You've been so moody these past few days. Why?"
sky.
He doesn't understand.
He doesn't even understand why I'm moved...
He really is a stupid heretic who doesn't understand human emotions...
Lin Jianyuan's heart had become as soft as a spring.
He couldn't help but hug his wife tightly and rubbed her throat with the tip of his nose.
My wife seemed to be very ticklish. She laughed when he rubbed her and twisted and turned in his arms to hide.
"What are you doing? It's itchy."
"I love you."
"I know."
"I love you so much. I love you so much, my wife."
"ah……"
"Ah what?"
"You said I was hungry."
"?"
"I want to eat you again."
Lin Jianyuan's lower abdomen tightened, but having been informed of the world view, he already knew that what his wife meant by "eating" was not the "eating" that gay men meant.
So he came over openly, pressed his lips against his roommate's, and said, "Eat it."
"You're eating in small bites like this." My roommate seemed a little shy for some reason. "I want to eat in bigger bites. But you might not be able to accept it."
boom!
Blood rushed to the reproductive system. Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but think about his reproductive system again.
"You want to eat..." Lin Jianyuan felt his breathing become hot, "Just eat it."
He could feel the heat because he was too close to his roommate.
Their lips were almost touching, only parting briefly when they spoke.
He could hardly bear even this brief separation.
He wanted to kiss his roommate hard, deeply, passionately and wantonly.
He wanted to do something more intimate with his roommate than kiss.
"Eat if you want to..." Lin Jianyuan said in a low voice almost with a sigh.
He kissed his roommate tenderly on the lips.
"Well, I ate it."
There was a smile in my roommate's tone, with a noticeable rise in the ending tone.
The mood is obviously very, very good.
Lin Jianyuan smiled dotingly.
I have already prepared myself mentally for seeing some bizarre scenes.
Then he watched his roommate open his mouth.
He watched helplessly as his roommate's mouth grew bigger and bigger, until he could see every inch of the oral mucosa, until he could see deep into his throat, deep inside, until—
So big! Unimaginable!!!
Then Lin Jianyuan’s eyes went dark.
The roommate took a breath and held his head in his mouth.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Lin Jianyuan: “???????”
no?
no? ? ? ? ?
This wasn't the bizarre scene he had mentally prepared himself for?!?!!!!
Too close.
He could clearly feel the softness of his roommate's oral mucosa rubbing against his cheeks and forehead. His muscles twitched.
It's too deep.
He could clearly hear the sound of his roommate gulping down negative emotions with relish.
Gulp.
Gulp.
Bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang!
Lin Jianyuan, his heart started beating wildly!
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
No, not?
Is this heart-moving?
My entire head was held in my roommate's mouth, and everything in front of my eyes was pitch black - no, after I got used to it, I found that there was actually a little light.
A little bit of light passed through the pink inner wall of his roommate's stretched throat and reflected into Lin Jianyuan's retina.
What a strange sight!
It’s a strange experience to have your entire head wrapped by the mouth and the muscular mucosa of the esophagus!
Help!
Is this what they call a big bite?
Is this what my roommate loves so much, “Eat it with big mouthfuls”?
It turns out it’s true!
Such a big mouthful!!!
Bang bang bang bang!
Something even more terrifying happened.
Lin Jianyuan discovered that when he was being eaten by his roommate, his whole body was stiff.
Not only did his heart beat faster.
He also experienced chest tightness, flushed face, tingling scalp, and dizziness.
etc.
no?
He wouldn't, he shouldn't...
He wouldn't be excited by being "eaten" like this by his roommate, right?!
“……?” My roommate suddenly stopped eating and opened his mouth.
Then he gently patted Lin Jianyuan's wet face with his duodenum.
Puzzled, he asked, "Why aren't you breathing?"
Lin Jianyuan: "What...?"
Lin Jianyuan felt dizzy.
Lin Jianyuan didn't even understand what his roommate was saying for a moment. He could only ask blankly, "...Huh?"
"Don't humans need to breathe?"
His roommate poked the tip of his nose with his duodenum.
As if this wasn't enough, she leaned over and kissed the tip of his nose.
"Don't humans die if they don't breathe?" the roommate asked. "Why are you holding your breath in my throat?"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
????? ?????
What?! It can actually breathe?!
Wait, it turns out he wasn’t suffocated by his roommate, Ah Wu, swallowing him whole!
Is it because he accidentally forgot to breathe?!
Him? A former straight man?
He was eaten so hard by his roommate that he forgot to breathe?! ! !
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
My spirit and energy suddenly collapsed.
"What are you doing? If I really eat you, you won't be happy."
The roommate smiled and pinched his nose and face with his duodenum.
Like coaxing a sulky puppy.
"Nothing, I just feel like I'm screwed."
Lin Jianyuan covered his head in despair.
"My XP is really getting weird. Aaaaah."
The phone suddenly rang. Shi Shaoning was calling again.
"Meet at your house tomorrow morning at five. I'll take you to the Administration for induction training."
Shi Shaoning's tone already sounded a little dead.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously exclaimed, "Fuck!" "Young Master Duo? Five o'clock?! Do all the donkeys in the Administration get up so early?"
Shi Shaoning gritted his teeth, "It's not the Administration, it's my stupid crew. That stupid director suddenly changed the show schedule, and I have to rush back to the crew early tomorrow morning to shoot all day..."
Lin Jianyuan then remembered that Shi Shaoning was still an actor on the rise.
Good guy, a star during the day and saving the world at night.
These days are so fulfilling.
But then again, being a celebrity is also a high-income profession.
For Shi Shaoning, the income of the Administration is not particularly high.
It seems that he really loves both jobs.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be reluctant to throw away any of them.
Lin Jianyuan remembers Shi Shaoning saying "acting is his ideal."
What about the Administration?
The Administration too?
Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered his roommate's question about kickbacks, so he flipped through the contract.
He discovered that the contract did not clearly stipulate the performance requirements for containing heretics.
Just as Shaoning hadn't hung up the phone yet, Lin Jianyuan asked about this matter.
Shi Shaoning's answer was: "No."
Lin Jianyuan: "What about the kickbacks you gave to my wife?"
Shi Shaoning suddenly became angry: "That's my own money! It's for catching S-level heretics!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan was about to praise him for his high level of ideological awareness when Shi Shaoning added viciously:
"I've already reported this to the higher-ups! It's so annoying! Damn it! I finally got promoted to an A-level professional title, and your wife turned around and gave me two A's! Do you know how many words I wrote to explain this? Do you know?"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
I understand.
The contract states that promotions in the Administration are dependent on catching heretics.
Shi Shaoning had just been promoted when his roommate forced him to buy two heretics.
Do write a statement of the situation.
No wonder you have to pay for it yourself.
After all, when his wife didn't give him an invoice, Shao Ning had no way to go through the reimbursement process, hahahaha.
night.
Lin Jianyuan lined up the little toys on the table.
—Just kidding. These aren't real toys!
These are all heresies!
A talking, self-aware heretic!
How can this be placed in the bedroom!
How can he do this and that with his wife happily if it’s in the bedroom!
"...Come to think of it." Lin Jianyuan closed the door and suddenly seemed to remember something. He turned around and asked his roommate, "Were they also here when you sneaked into my room every day in the dark to secretly suck on me?"
My roommate was lying on the bed eating sweet potatoes.
The appendix swung like a cat's tail, and the gastrointestinal tract gurgled, indicating that Lin Jianyuan had fed it very well.
My roommate said, “Yes.”
Lin Jianyuan came over and pinched his throat: "You don't feel embarrassed at all. Huh? Not shy at all."
"Why should you be shy about eating?" asked my roommate.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Well, he really couldn't answer that.
Although he felt that his roommate's eating process was a bit too bitter.
But to his roommate, he was really just eating.
Is this the difference in values between young lovers?
Lin Jianyuan shook his head.
Having said that, my roommate’s throat is really nice to touch.
It was soft and cool, but after a while it would absorb his body temperature and become warm.
Well, a little erotic.
When I think about this being my throat, it makes me feel even more astringent...
Lin Jianyuan's thumb slowly stroked his roommate's throat, and he felt a strange and slightly cool touch on his fingertips.
The touch is so amazing that I never get tired of touching it.
As Lin Jianyuan was touching her, he couldn't help but lean over and kiss her.
My roommate is ticklish and hiding.
Lin Jianyuan held him down and ordered, "Don't hide."
"But it's so itchy." The roommate laughed softly.
Lin Jianyuan said coldly: "Get over it. I want to kiss you."
The roommate was stunned for a moment, then he let out a long breath and said gently, "Okay~"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Bang!
Bang!
Oops. Heart.
My heart started beating wildly again.
When the heart beats wildly, one loses strength.
Lin Jianyuan could no longer be aggressive towards his roommate.
There was no way to give orders in a harsh voice, so I had to put my soft lips on him.
chu~
One kiss was followed by another.
chu~
More kisses.
chu~
chu~
…
The two of them hugged each other and were very sticky.
He was so engrossed in eating in the bedroom that he lost track of the world.
While eating, Lin Jianyuan began to think about a very serious question.
Are they going to continue to be platonic like this?
Just keep kissing like this?
Don't you want to do something else?
...Okay. He certainly thought so before today.
Or rather, that was what he was thinking until his roommate "took a big bite" of it.
But after taking a "big bite", he was a little scared.
He was really scared.
He was so afraid that his roommate would do something that would push his physical limits!!!
…
Meanwhile, outside the bedroom.
Nie Nie Le: “Alas.”
Little Stone: "Alas."
Angel Eyeball: "What are you sighing about?"
Nie Nie Le: "So boring."
Angel Eyeball: "I'm bored, so I'm going out for a walk."
Nienile was speechless. "Going out for a walk? You wish! We work illegally in the Lin family and never get off work! If you take a step out now, the evil domain will bite you to pieces in the next second, believe it or not!"
Angel Eyeball: "..."
As the only heretic present who had actually been bitten to pieces by the evil realm, Angel Eyeball's PTSD broke out.
Nienile looked at the trembling angel's eyes with satisfaction, turned his head, and continued to teach another new brother: "And you, I'm talking to you, you wicked big mouth! Be honest and don't do anything rash! I'm warning you, don't think you can take the opportunity to run away while they are all out at work during the day and you are alone at home loading the garbage! Lin Jianyuan is now a member of the Administration! If you dare to run, ten Administrations will hunt you down together, you know!"
Mouth of the Abyss: "..."
The two new heretics were made extremely uneasy by Nienile's words.
Little Stone comforted him, "Don't take it to heart. He's just being petty and holding a grudge against you for sending him flying with a single wing."
Nienile Le said angrily: "What did you say? What did you call me?"
"Niezi, the chief steward. Oh, I almost forgot, the official appointment hasn't come down yet. Oh, look at my memory. Since Lin Jianyuan didn't let you be the chief steward, then we are still equals and we still have to get along well. Don't you agree, little Niezi?"
Neng Neng Le: “…####”
Nienile was instantly enraged and rushed towards Xiao Shitou with a smacking sound.
The little stone didn't hide, just let the snail sprint forward.
Baji!
Nieniele bumped into a small rock!
Then he was tripped by a small stone and fell to the ground!
He fell off the table with a thud!
Nie Nie Le: “…”
Little Stone: "Oh, how could I forget again? I'm the stumbling block! Look at what's happened!"
Nie Nie Le: “…………”
Angel Eyeball: "Alas."
Mouth of the Abyss: "Brother, why are you sighing too?"
Angel Eyeball: "They're so boring. By the way, brother, how's your junk food been these past few days? Are you able to eat enough?"
Mouth of the Abyss: "How can that be? Lin Jianyuan has a family and a company, and that's only a few of them combined. This is just the beginning."
Angel Eyeball: "Ah, everyone is like that. I haven't eaten in a few days. That bastard Xie Yu (whispering) is only busy eating for himself and doesn't even leave a single bite for us."
Mouth of the Abyss: "Stop talking. We've been transformed into this body, how can we expect others to treat us well?"
The two old toys were lamenting their unfortunate fate.
Little Stone, who was standing at the table and happily arguing with Nienile, suddenly stopped talking, turned around and said "Huh".
Angel Eyeball: "What are you talking about?"
Nie Nie Le jumped up and down under the table: "Come on! Keep fighting with me! Who's afraid of who? Just wait, wait until I climb back onto the table and then..."
"I suddenly remembered that I haven't eaten for a long time..."
Xiao Shitou's tone was a little confused.
Angel Eyeball & Mouth of the Abyss: "And?"
Little Stone was silent for a moment, then spun around, turning back to Nienile and shouting, "Hey! Snail! Did Lin Jianyuan feed you before I came? Or let you out to find food?"
"No! I'm so important! Lin Jianyuan can't leave me for a moment! How could he... Huh?"
Speaking of this, Nienile also began to feel something was wrong.
The angel's eyes were sharp and noticed something was wrong. He said in a deep voice, "What do you mean? What do you want to say?"
Little Stone was bewildered: "Ah, so...we haven't eaten for so long..."
The little stone lowered its "head" and looked at its round and black body, which was no different from an ordinary stone on the roadside.
"Why haven't we died yet?"
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