Chapter 78 Chapter 78 Stealing Jiang Chen’s Hair Daily Update (1 update)…
Jiang Chen was stunned.
"Lin Jianyuan, why are you pretending so much!" He stood by the second-floor railing, occupying the highest strategic point and roared at Lin Jianyuan, "If you are sick, go get some medicine! Go to the hospital! I suggest you stop trying to be so arrogant here. With your financial situation, how can I still..."
Pei Shuo also stammered, "Brother, brother, this is too much, this is really too much!"
Jiang Chen raised the corner of his mouth, thinking that Pei Shuo was also going to persuade Lin Jianyuan to stop.
Pei Shuo was about to cry the next second. "I've never seen such a big red envelope! Brother! You scared me to death! Is this money really for me? Why?!"
The rest of the group was also stunned by the sudden drop of 1688. They came to their senses and chased after Lin Jianyuan, asking, "Yes, why?" "Why are you suddenly giving us money?"
Lin Jianyuan smiled like a rich man: "Because you are kind!"
After all, there were less than 10 people present, and the total was only 16,880 at most.
It’s not even as much as the extra money he just earned from Shi Shaoning.
To round it off, this circle of red envelopes was sent by Shi Shaoning.
Shi Shaoning, also good!
Everyone: “…”
Jiang Chen: “…”
I won’t say who was not praised.
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes almost to his heels, and said impatiently: "Lin Jianyuan, what on earth are you doing here! You've already resigned! Now you run into the company and disrupt everyone's normal work, you know, I can definitely call the police to arrest you! If it weren't for you being..."
Lin Jianyuan: "Because I'm a psychopath?"
The tone was light, but full of mockery.
Jiang Chen immediately recalled the painful experience of being toyed with by this lunatic in an omelet.
"You, you..." Jiang Chen's face turned pale and blue, and he felt like he was going to faint in the next second. "I'm warning you not to do anything rash... We live in a society ruled by law now..."
Lin Jianyuan raised his eyes slightly and looked at him.
Obviously didn't say anything.
Lin Jianyuan clearly said nothing and did nothing.
Just like this quietly, raising my eyes and looking at him.
Obviously, Jiang Chen was the one in a high position, but he was actually being stared at by these two eyes... stared at...
My back feels cold!
Nie Nie Le: "Dead eyeball, flap your wings faster! The king is trying to show off!"
Little Stone: "Don't be idle at the Mouth of the Abyss! See if there's anything sticky and disgusting in your stomach, and smear it on the back of that idiot's head and neck! You can even stuff it into his butt crack!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
I can't pretend anymore.
Angel Eyeball + Mouth of the Abyss = Fully Automatic Frog Catching Machine.
Pinching music + small stone = fully automatic pretending machine for the king.
I can't stand it anymore.
Is this what they call "birds of a feather flock together" and "people around the mentally ill become crazy."
How come he hadn't noticed before that these little toys were so advanced in their mental state?
...Anyway, Angel Eyeball heard it.
The three pairs of large wings flapped so hard that the hem of Jiang Chen's clothes almost flew up.
The Mouth of the Abyss also listened.
I dug around in my stomach, and all I found were frogs.
So they stuffed a frog into Jiang Chen's butt crack.
Lin Jianyuan: “………………”
No, this is really too much to bear!
Lin Jianyuan turned around decisively, trying hard to recall the saddest thing in his life, and tried hard to control the twitching corners of his mouth and the wildly shaking shoulders.
Jiang Chen saw that he looked a little strange and was surprised.
However, my back was getting colder and colder, and there seemed to be something wet and sticky twisting in the crack of my buttocks...
This horrible touch shocked Jiang Chen!
What’s going on!
What's wrong with him!
Can mental illness be transmitted through eye contact?
Jiang Chen touched his back in horror and found nothing on it.
He touched his buttocks in horror again...
Before he could touch it, everyone downstairs looked at him with surprise and doubt.
Jiang Chen: “…”
He held back his tears and decisively stopped.
It’s so itchy!
So sticky!!!
I can’t stand it anymore!
What the hell is that inexplicable wetness in his pants!!!
Lin Jianyuan used all his skills to adjust his mood and cast a glance at the fully automatic assembly toys.
He signaled them to stop causing trouble. He was really about to lose his temper.
So the fully automatic frog catching machine continued to catch frogs.
The fully automatic pretense machine twisted and rolled obediently and returned to his pocket.
Lin Jianyuan said, "Boss Jiang, I'm here to visit an old colleague. This has nothing to do with you. So please go wherever you feel comfortable."
Jiang Chen also recovered, sneered, and said: "See colleagues? During working hours? Don't they have to work? Lin Jianyuan, you are unemployed and homeless yourself, don't you want to hurt others..."
Lin Jianyuan: "Can't chatting with me be work? Maybe I need some cooperation? After all, I'm a rich man now."
"You?" Jiang Chen raised an eyebrow, still furious at Lin Jianyuan's recent behavior of sending 1,688 to everyone but one person. He chuckled, "Lin Jianyuan, seriously, even if you're showing off, there's a limit. Don't think you can come back and show off just because you won the lottery or had some other windfall, just because you've had a stroke of luck..."
Lin Jianyuan interrupted him: "I didn't win the lottery, I'm a rich second-generation."
Jiang Chen: “?”
Lin Jianyuan: "My parents wanted to train me, so they kept telling me that my family was broke. Now that they see me working like crazy, they've stopped pretending. They suddenly told me that my family is actually rich."
Jiang Chen: “???”
Lin Jianyuan: "I have 200,000 yuan in pocket money every month, and the basement alone is several stories high. The house is so big that I don't know what to put in it, so I even built a hot spring spa center... I'm getting off topic. Mr. Jiang, you're right. I'm truly unemployed now. I really don't know how to spend 200,000 yuan a month. What do you think I should do?"
Jiang Chen: “???”
Lin Jianyuan remembered that the confidentiality agreement stated that one should not reveal one's organization.
Then he can only be a simple rich man with tears in his eyes.
Anyway, the real information cannot be revealed, so he can just make it up.
Otherwise, why do people say that Lin Jianyuan was born to be creative?
Lin Jianyuan opened his mouth without hesitation, and with his pretentious remarks like a rich man, Jiang Chen was left speechless.
And it's not just Jiang Chen.
Everyone in the office is frustrated by him.
"Brother, brother..." Pei Shuo said cautiously, "Really?"
Lin Jianyuan looked at him with a smile and was about to say "really", but suddenly he found that everyone was looking at him with compassion and sympathy.
Including Pei Shuo.
Pei Shuo was so worried and sad that he almost cried!
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
broken.
How could he forget again?
He is still a psychopath in everyone's eyes!
Lin Jianyuan coughed and said hurriedly: "It's true, it's true. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my bank card balance..."
Lin Jianyuan quickly pulled Pei Shuo over, pressed his head and forced him to admire his six-digit balance.
Pei Shuo: “?”
He showed a look of shock, confusion and doubt about life.
"No, are you serious?" Su Zhiwei's curiosity was piqued when he saw Pei Shuo's reaction. He hurried over to take a look, and his face was immediately filled with disbelief. "Damn it, Lin Jianyuan, you didn't borrow money from a loan shark just to show off!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Not really, not really..."
Qin Shi: "It doesn't necessarily mean he's borrowing money at high interest rates. He could also be hooking up with a rich woman! Didn't he meet a wealthy aunt when he attended a classmate's wedding last time? He even recognized Teddy as his cousin!"
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
What? When did this happen? There's still this?!
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a second, then remembered.
Keywords: wedding banquet.
Wedding wine, rich aunt, Teddy cousin...
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help laughing when he thought of the dinner party full of pink bubbles.
"Okay, I won't pretend anymore." Lin Jianyuan coughed and said seriously, "I really did lie to you just now. The idea of being a rich second generation is just a lie."
Everyone: “…”
Compassion and sympathy are brewing rapidly!
Lin Jianyuan immediately interrupted the spell: "--But I really found my destined lover. This alone is absolutely true."
Everyone: “?!!”
So you're really with that auntie who has such great teeth and can finish eight king crab legs in a minute?!
Jiang Chen: “…”
This psychopath keeps talking nonsense non-stop, right?
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth, but was helpless against this psychopath.
After all, after Lin Jianyuan came, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary except giving money to the entire company (except him).
Even if the police were called, they would have no reason to arrest him.
And what if, there is a very small probability, what if Lin Jianyuan really becomes rich?
What if he really came with a collaborative project?
Jiang Chen could already imagine that if he drove Lin Jianyuan away, Lin Jianyuan would go to the head office and sue him for contradicting the client, and how the head office would disgust him openly and covertly, and punish him in various ways...
Very bad! Lin Jianyuan!
They have all learned how to use fishing enforcement!
Fortunately, he is smart!
Don’t be fooled!
Jiang Chen was so angry that his teeth were itching, but he could do nothing.
I could only return to my office in a cowardly manner.
Bang!
Slam the door.
However, glass doors can only block vision.
The sound insulation is so poor that it can't block out the laughter coming from downstairs.
Jiang Chen opened the Candy Crush game in annoyance.
First floor.
There were so many frogs. While waiting for the fully automatic frog catching machine to catch frogs, Lin Jianyuan chatted with his old colleagues.
As everyone chatted, the topic shifted to hair.
right.
For some reason, everyone suddenly started paying attention to Lin Jianyuan's hair.
"It's true that not working can cure all diseases," Su Zhiwei sighed. "Lin Jianyuan, you're in great spirits now! Your hair has grown back thicker! You've only been away from work for a few days, and you look 108 years younger!"
Qin Shi: "It's not that they have thick hair, it's that we are bald."
As he said this, he drank the sesame paste with tears in his eyes.
Lin Jianyuan saw a large box of sesame paste on her desk, and a bunch of black beans, black sesame seeds, black wolfberries, and other random things soaking in the health pot. He couldn't help but say, "Sesame is fine, but you should eat less sesame paste. It contains a lot of sugar and starch, which can easily affect blood sugar."
Qin Shi decisively put down the sesame paste.
I started drinking tons of black X black XX black XXX health tea.
Lin Jianyuan's eyes suddenly twitched.
There was actually a small area on the top of Qin Shi's head that was almost becoming bald.
It's not quite alopecia areata, but the hair loss is severe. You can even see the scalp at a glance.
At first glance, I thought it was pulled out when someone was dragging it on the ground by the hair.
"So, Lin Jianyuan, besides not going to work, do you have any other tips for preventing hair loss and growing hair?"
Su Zhiwei picked up a pen and handed it to Lin Jianyuan pretending to be a microphone.
His shiny forehead confirmed his rapidly receding hairline and the urgency of his needs.
Lin Jianyuan: "Go to bed early and get up early? Have a relationship? Say good morning and good night to your beloved wife every day?"
Su Zhiwei: “…”
Everyone: “…”
Su Zhiwei angrily shouted, "Go to hell, you damn rich, love-brained bastard!!! I won't allow you to be richer than me, have more hair than me, or have more wives than me!!"
Lin Jianyuan: “~~”
Meanwhile, in the office on the second floor.
Jiang Chen sat in front of the computer desk, playing the stuck Candy Crush game on his phone.
Also scratching my head frantically.
As he scratched, a bunch of hair fell off.
Jiang Chen: “???!!!”
Jiang Chen was terrified.
Jiang Chen quickly placed an order for sesame paste.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly looked up.
Crowded.
There is something, densely packed.
They lined up like black sesame seeds and walked into Jiang Chen's office.
It's like ants moving.
——Move out countless strands of hair.
"Lin Jianyuan, what are you looking at?" Nienile was closely following Lin Jianyuan's every move and was the first to notice something unusual. "Is there something wrong?"
Lin Jianyuan: "I think I saw Black Sesame stealing hair."
The little toys: "?"
Colleagues who had been paying close attention to Lin Jianyuan: "???"
They knew that Lin Jianyuan’s mental illness had not been cured at all!
"But they stole Jiang Chen's hair, so it's okay." Lin Jianyuan said happily.
When everyone heard this, they all felt relieved.
Black sesame seeds are stealing your hair? Oh my god!
But it was Jiang Chen’s hair that was stolen?
Oh, that's fine. Haha.
"Report to the King!"
The angel eyeball carried the Mouth of the Abyss and flew back to Lin Jianyuan.
"We've caught almost all the frogs in the area, except for the closed room on the second floor!"
The Mouth of the Abyss burped.
Lin Jianyuan raised his eyes and found that the angel eyeball was referring to Jiang Chen's office.
That idiot Jiang Chen closed the door as soon as he went upstairs, and Angel Eyeball couldn't get in.
Lin Jianyuan said to everyone, "Okay, it's almost time, everyone, get back to work! Otherwise, we'll have to work overtime again!"
Pei Shuo was reluctant to leave: "Brother, are you leaving now?"
Qin Shi said, "Oh no, I have to work overtime whether I'm busy or not. That idiot Jiang Chen has announced a meeting after get off work today. I'm really impressed by him. He just had an emergency meeting at noon and he wants another one tonight. Go, go ...
Lin Jianyuan went along with it and said, "I'll go and persuade him."
When everyone heard this, they were delighted and curious and asked, "How do you persuade me?"
Lin Jianyuan rolled up his sleeves and said, "Of course, I will convince people with reason."
Everyone instantly showed expectant eyes.
Okay, okay, a mentally ill person can convince others with reason, right?
good!
Lin Jianyuan quietly turned on the terminal alarm, confirmed that there was no frog left in the large office on the first floor, and then went upstairs.
He knocked on Jiang Chen's office door, and heard Jiang Chen's unpleasant voice from inside: "Who is it?"
Lin Jianyuan said politely, "Mr. Jiang, it's me. I have something in my heart that I want to tell you."
Jiang Chen deflated when he heard that, and said flatly like a deflated balloon, "Oh, you."
Lin Jianyuan: "Just leave after you finish speaking."
Jiang Chen came to open the door immediately.
Beep.
As soon as the door opened, the terminal started to alarm again.
"A C-rank heretic derivative has been discovered: [Frog Rain]!"
Lin Jianyuan brought the fully automatic little toys into the house, and the frog catching machine started working obediently.
Jiang Chen looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "What do you want to say?"
Lin Jianyuan stared at his throat. "Boss Jiang, if you keep talking nonsense all day long, your throat will become an incubator, croaking and spewing frogs everywhere. Luckily, I have my eyes and big mouth to catch frogs automatically, otherwise the whole office building would be killed by your noise."
Awesome.
His skill in speaking without human language is getting better and better.
It rhymes too.
Jiang Chen: “???”
Oh my god! Lin Jianyuan is going crazy again!!!
Why!
Why does Lin Jianyuan always give red envelopes to others!
I just go crazy in front of him!!!
Jiang Chen was so upset that he almost couldn't even cry. The more he thought about Lin Jianyuan's weird words, the more creepy he felt.
He quickly said, "I know, I know! Are you done? If you're done, let's go!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Promise that you will never deprive everyone of their rest time to hold meetings again."
Jiang Chen: "I promise!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Sign a document!"
Jiang Chen: “…”
Jiang Chen was either frightened to death or pissed off by him. At this moment, he just wanted to get rid of this lunatic as soon as possible, so he had no choice but to beg for mercy and said, "Stand up, stand up!"
Lin Jianyuan smiled like a people's hero.
After receiving the written document from Jiang Chen, Lin Jianyuan said, "Jiang Chen, remember this."
Jiang Chen angrily said: "What?! What else!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Don't worry about what to remember, just remember it."
Jiang Chen was going crazy: "What?! What on earth do you want me to remember?"
Help! Are you asking him to remember the oath he made today?
No, Lin Jianyuan is sick! He's already resigned, so why do you still care whether he holds the meeting or not?
What's the point of writing a document? If you can't do it, will you come back and beat him?
etc.
Lin Jianyuan is really sick!
He is a psychopath!!!
This psychopath might actually rush back and beat him up!!!
Jiang Chen was desperate.
Having successfully broken Jiang Chen's mentality, Lin Jianyuan felt relaxed and ready to leave.
Now that we have caught all the frogs, we can call it a day.
In this way, the source of the frogs has been solved, and the only thing left is the finishing touches on the other floors.
Speaking of which, why is this heresy called Frog Rain?
Is it because it will evaporate when it encounters the sun?
That is indeed quite "rainy"...
Lin Jianyuan hummed a song happily and left Jiang Chen's office.
Jiang Chen: “…”
He looked at Lin Jianyuan's back as he finally left and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But thinking back to what I just had,
Jiang Chen started scratching his hair again in annoyance.
Lin Jianyuan paused.
Snap. Snap. Snap.
Rows of black sesame seeds, like marching ants, carried their hairs as they passed by him.
Passing by his leather boots. Passing by the crack in the door.
After passing the steps, it flows downstream and disappears from sight.
Lin Jianyuan frowned and looked at the mobile terminal suspiciously.
No.
This time, there were no alarms.
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