Chapter 92 Chapter 92 Is this the charm of the social animal BETA? (……
"Ah ...!" Liu Jiajia clutched her stomach in despair. "I'm suffocating to death. I really am! My bladder is going to explode! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Stop talking," Bai Zhihui said tearfully. "I really beg you to stop talking. I'm fine if you don't say anything, but I can't stand it anymore."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Liu Jiajia, like a female ghost in red, clung to the sink and frantically scratched at the mirror. "Why, why can't I use the bathroom even though I'm in it! Why am I so disgusted as to look into this mirror! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm dying, I'm really dying..."
In desperation, the corner of the red-clothed ghost's clothes accidentally got hooked on the faucet on the sink.
As soon as the faucet handle is turned, water pours down!
"Holy shit!" Bai Zhihui was horrified and quickly stepped forward to turn off the faucet. "I can't stand hearing this right now!"
“…” Liu Jiajia fell into deep thought.
"Tell me about this sink," Liu Jiajia said gravely, "is the plumbing in it usable?"
Bai Zhihui: "? What do you mean?"
"That's what I'm saying." Liu Jiajia's face was expressionless. She slowly stood up and placed her legs on the sink. "Can you please turn around and pretend nothing happened?"
Bai Zhihui: “…”
Bai Zhihui turned around with understanding.
Next second.
Bai Zhihui covered her face in pain: "No! There are mirrors everywhere here! What's the point of me turning around!"
Liu Jiajia: "Then close your eyes! Cover your ears!"
Bai Zhihui: "That's... not good! What if? What if the sewer pipe doesn't work?"
Liu Jiajia: "What should I do then?"
Bai Zhihui: “I don’t know!”
Liu Jiajia: "My bladder is about to explode!!!"
Bai Zhihui: "Don't say it! Don't think about it! Come! I'll show you a trembling figure!"
Liu Jiajia: "?"
Liu Jiajia, who was on the verge of collapse, suddenly perked up and stepped down from the sink with dignity. "What's that? Whose?"
The two heads came together, enjoying the spiritual food with relish.
Two seconds later.
Liu Jiajia: "Wait, so the phone has a signal?"
Bai Zhihui: "Oh shit, that's right! The phone has a signal! Then why didn't we call 110?!"
The sanity that had been inexplicably lost suddenly returned at this moment.
The two men each picked up their phones and were about to call the police when they suddenly heard a strange squirming sound.
The mirror in front of him suddenly began to distort and made a wriggling sound like a funhouse mirror.
Both of them were startled.
"What the hell!"
"Is the mirror going to break?!"
Liu Jiajia and Bai Zhihui both took two steps back, looking at the constantly distorted mirror in front of them in horror.
Mm-m-m-m——
All the mirrors around seemed to be distorted by an unknown external force. The originally smooth and hard mirrors were now kneaded into various shapes like a piece of plasticine.
The mirror, like a funhouse mirror, reflected the tightly clasped hands of two girls.
"It's over, it's over, it's going to explode!"
"Help! Does anyone hear me? Help!"
"What should I do? Should I turn my back to the mirror... Ahhhh, even turning my back won't do that! I'll get pierced! If it really explodes, I'll get pierced!"
“Help! Help!!!”
The two girls hugged each other tightly, shivering and clinging to each other.
The next second——
puff!
It seemed as if the mirrors could no longer withstand the huge pressure, and all the mirrors were distorted to the limit at the same time!
The two girls screamed in fright.
However, the imagined sharp pain did not actually fall on the body.
The two girls only felt a huge pushing force, pushing them out hard!
At the same time, a strange, hoarse voice echoed endlessly around—
"vomit!"
"Ugh!"
Liu Jiajia & Bai Zhihui: “???”
What did you vomit?
How come vomiting has reverberation?!
The two girls looked confused and slowly got up from the ground.
"Fuck! We're back!" Liu Jiajia exclaimed in surprise.
"Why are there so many people?!" Bai Zhihui looked in shock at the dozen or so women lying on the ground around her who also looked confused.
"What's going on?"
"Out? I'm out?"
"Wait, are you also..."
"I was so scared, wuwuwuwu. I thought I was going to die. What the hell was that? Mom, I want to go home, wuwuwuwu..."
There was a sound of ghosts howling in the bathroom.
Liu Jiajia and Bai Zhihui looked at each other.
He stood up without hesitation.
Seeing this, the other women around them subconsciously looked at them.
The two girls' legs became weak, and they dragged their trembling bodies, covering their stomachs.
Bang! Kick open the nearest bathroom door!
Another bang! He slammed the door shut again!
The movements are uniform!
Two bangs merge and overlap into one sound!
Everyone: “?”
The people who fell to the ground finally remembered why they were in the bathroom.
In an instant, everyone jumped up!
Quickly occupy all the bathrooms!
…
Lin Jianyuan was also "vomited out".
And because he still had the bronze mark on his body, his entire body maintained the characteristics of rigid collision, so when he was spit out from the mirror of the sink...
He bounced around the bathroom like a marble several times.
Men: “???”
Everyone was stunned by this sudden performance.
But when I thought about how I was just trapped in the infinite mirror, this strange human marble in front of me didn't seem so outrageous in comparison...
Lin Jianyuan was completely stunned.
I almost peed because I had so much urine in my stomach.
"I……"
Lin Jianyuan struggled to get up from the ground in a daze, holding on to the wall and stumbling towards the toilet.
While urinating, he cursed with gnashing teeth.
"Fuck you..."
Damn. I feel dizzy.
The trajectory of the bullet could not be stabilized and the hand holding the gun was shaking.
Everyone: “???”
So who is this person?
And who was he scolding?
Never mind. It doesn't matter.
What’s important is that this man’s actions reminded everyone.
Everyone stood up and quickly occupied a corner to carry out important life events.
...feeling comfortable.
Finally feel comfortable!
After Lin Jianyuan finished dealing with the major event in his life, the first thing he did when he came out was to get a call from the director.
"Hey, Chief—" Lin Jianyuan was still a little dizzy, and couldn't help but curse the unknown stupid heretic a thousand times in his heart, "I met an idiot at the XX sales office. Please send someone to clean up the mess quickly. There are so many people here now..."
it hurts.
Oooooh, it hurts.
Jingyuan was running for his life, and still had no idea what had happened.
That man looked so ordinary! So ordinary! He might have the Administration's mobile device, but he looked so unremarkable!
This is not the first time it has seen people from the Administration.
But this time it seems like I've run into a tough opponent!
Ouch…it hurts…it hurts so much!
Its stomach hurts so much. It has no idea what that ordinary human did to its stomach, which made its body hurt like it was torn apart!
It hurts! It hurts!
It was in so much pain that it vomited out all the humans it had just absorbed!
The food that had just been eaten was also ejected!
Ouch...it hurts...vomit, vomit, vomit, I can't take it anymore, it still hurts so much that I want to vomit...
Jingyuan fled frantically.
Since the body reflects everything around it, it is invisible to humans.
Fortunately, there were enough people in the sales office.
It ran away desperately, hoping to take another bite of these people.
However...I can't eat it.
Its food is quite special. Right now, this group of people are showing astonishment, fear, curiosity, and all sorts of other emotions...
But the only one missing is the one in the recipe.
Woo woo woo, I’m so hungry. It hurts so much. My stomach hurts so much!
Its body, which had not long ago been divided into several pieces and secretly hidden on every mirror in every bathroom, now gathered together.
Pain and hunger also erupted in a concentrated manner.
It was in pain and hungry, and it couldn't bear it any longer. Finally, it swam like a snake to the entrance of the sales office.
The magnificent and luxurious sales office sparkles in the sun.
"Wow, this is a great angle."
A girl with delicate makeup adjusted her phone and tripod, took two steps back, and smiled brightly while paying attention to the video recording on her phone.
Yay!
It’s edible! It’s edible! It’s edible!
I’m so hungry, so hungry, so hungry.
It hurts so much, I’m so hungry, it hurts so much ...…
So hungry
Jingyuan no longer cared about anything else and rushed into the camera of his mobile phone excitedly.
The camera was pointed at the girl, and the bright sunlight was reflected in the smooth lens.
"Huh?" The girl suddenly noticed something and blinked again and again in surprise.
Why do I feel like I suddenly look better?
Is it the light?
I clearly forgot to bring a reflector, but today's natural light is so perfect!
The girl's smile became more charming.
Just as I was about to press the video record button, a figure suddenly flashed before my eyes!
Bang!
The phone was smashed to the ground!
The tripod also fell to the ground!
"?!!!!" The girl was horrified, her eyes widened, and she looked at the man in front of her in disbelief, "You, you, you, what are you doing!"
The girl rushed over excitedly, "Why did you throw my phone? Are you sick?!"
The man was being pulled by her, with an impatient look on his face, mumbling something into his phone.
The girl stamped her feet in anger, wishing she could drag the man to the police station right then and there.
"Why did you throw my phone! I just bought this phone! Why did you throw my phone!!!" The girl obviously didn't want to cry, but as she cried, tears started to flow uncontrollably.
A strong sense of grievance blocked her nasal cavity, causing her indignant questioning to quickly turn into tears.
"Why are you like this? Wuwuwu... Why did you throw my phone... I saved up so much money to buy a new phone... Wuwuwu..."
"Compensate you."
The man's face was full of annoyance, the collar of his white shirt was wrinkled by her pulling, and he was still talking to someone on the phone in a low and rapid voice.
There were extremely manic words mixed in with the gibberish.
"Send someone over here quickly, things have gotten out of hand. This thing can even be seen through a cell phone camera... I'll compensate you! How much! Stop pulling it, I ripped the button off! I'll compensate you twice as much! Stop crying, damn it! How about three times?... I can't stand this. There's a girl here who was almost killed... Okay! Stop crying!!! I'll compensate you for the tripod too!!!... It's okay, they saved her... Why are you still crying?? Damn it, then... you... are you a fan? Do you know Shi Shaoning? Do you want an autographed photo? Shi Shaoning! The one from that... that drama!"
The girl was originally crying uncontrollably, but when she heard Shaoning, she suddenly sobbed.
"The Black Hairpin?" the girl asked timidly.
"Ah, right, right!" The man in the white shirt rolled his eyes. "That so-and-so note! Anyway, it's Shi Shaoning! Are you pursuing him? It's okay if you don't! I'll ask him if he knows any other celebrities! Or just tell me who you're pursuing! Please stop crying, okay? I beg you!"
"Chase! Chase, chase, chase!" The girl immediately wiped back her tears and snot. She frantically wiped her tears with the back of her hand while asking excitedly, "Really? Do you really know Shi Shaoning? Are you his friend? Are you a star too?"
"..." The man hesitated for a moment, then immediately said, "Ah, right, right. Actually, we're recording a reality show challenge, and we have hidden cameras... You won't find them if you try to look for them. The PD is like invisible, so even I can't find them. Damn, I'm almost being driven crazy by the production team, I'm really telling you..."
"So, you just slapped my phone away because you were filming?" the girl asked cautiously. "Is that your job?"
man:"."
Man: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my mission. You're so smart. Do you think the production crew is crazy? It's okay, just add me on WeChat and I'll transfer the money to you. I'll give you 3 times the money for the phone and tripod combined... Stop crying, girl, you're making my head hurt."
"No, no, no, don't cry." The girl immediately burst into laughter and looked around with a shy smile. "Um, um, Shi Shaoning, are you also recording the show with us? Are you teammates?"
"Shi Shaoning? Shi Shaoning is on a business trip..." The man answered her in a low and fast voice while talking on the phone.
Girl: “Ah?”
The man reacted and quickly waved his hands, saying, "No. Wait a minute, I'm a little busy here..."
"Oh, okay." The girl stood still obediently.
After the man finished a phone call, he took the opportunity to exchange WeChat with her.
Then he made another frantic call.
"Hey, Captain Shi, are you busy? I'm Lin Jianyuan, and I'm relying on the underworld for help. Do you have any autographed photos or..."
The girl excitedly reminded him, "Xiao Ka! Xiao Ka is also fine! Xiao Ka!"
Man: "...A small card is fine too! One with a signature!"
I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, but the man made an "OK" gesture to the girl.
Then he walked quickly back to the sales office while talking on the phone in a low voice.
...Oh my god, what good luck I have today.
The girl watched the man in the white shirt disappear into the sales office, wondering who he was. A newcomer? Or just an amateur?
It's pretty handsome when you think about it.
Although he seems to be grumpy and impatient, he is actually a very good and gentle person!
And the feeling of being a social animal who is almost dead is also very funny.
Ha ha ha ha.
Is this the charm of corporate slave BETA?
The girl thought of the song "Shi Shaoning Narcissus·Cool guy A with a hard mouth and a soft heart x Office animal and grumpy cat B" that she had been watching last night, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly.
A blush of happiness appeared on her cheeks.
Wuhu!
My luck is so good today!
So happy!
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