Chapter 98 Chapter 98 Mace God of War Daily Update (2nd update)…
Lin Jianyuan said that herding sheep means really herding sheep.
The chaotic and disorderly heretics are like a pile of sheep, the difference is that the heretics are not only more numerous, but also have lower intelligence than the sheep.
——Because they have never been herded in their lives.
No problem.
Lin Jianyuan has a mace in his hand.
Lin Jianyuan was seen sitting in the mouth of the big mouth, with the shark teeth of the mouth hidden away, and the black bag was tied tightly around Lin Jianyuan's waist.
Fix Lin Jianyuan under the angel's eyeball.
The three pairs of wings of the eyeball flapped vigorously, soaring, diving, and making various turns and maneuvers in the air with agile movements.
It was also thanks to Lin Jianyuan that he got off its eyeball and used it as a hot air balloon instead of continuing to ride it as a horse.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to be so flexible.
As for Lin Jianyuan himself.
Wow, that’s a mace god of war!
He was seen holding the reins (made of social phobia spinal cord) in his left hand and holding high the mace (made of social phobia super calcium supplement) in his right hand.
Under the high-speed dive of the angel's eyeball, it rushed into the sheep again and again... no, rushed into the group of heretics.
Force all heretics to rotate clockwise!
Spin!
Spin!
Death Spin!
Why is it called death spin?
Because the goal of the rotation is to clear the blocked digestive tract! Drive all the chaotic accumulation of heresy into the pylorus in a tense and orderly manner!
The pylorus is the lower opening of the stomach.
The junction of the stomach and duodenum.
Overeating may lead to pyloric spasm, which is equivalent to blocking the outlet of the stomach.
Food naturally accumulates in the stomach.
...It's funny. Lin Jianyuan went from being someone who knew almost nothing about medicine to becoming almost a digestive system expert.
It's all for my wife.
Because my wife is a greedy person, I learned some massage techniques to aid digestion.
Because his wife likes to sleep after eating and her stomach is always rumbling, he learned the physiological and pathological diagnosis and treatment of the digestive system so that if his wife feels uncomfortable in any way, he can help her deal with it in time.
Because my wife is the digestive system, I am passively reviewing physiology and anatomy every day by watching her, hugging her, kissing her, and touching her.
Because I love him, I want to know more about him.
Want to know everything about him.
Even if he is a digestive system.
...So funny.
Lin Jianyuan found it funny when he thought that "everything related to him" here was anatomy, physiology, pathology, diagnosis, internal medicine, and surgery.
He actually laughed.
When the mountains of heretics were gradually being cleared, forming a death spiral that passed through the pylorus bit by bit, Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he thought of Xie Yu.
Although Lin Jianyuan himself is a human, all the little toys on his body are A.
A-level heretics are just the threshold of being a toy for Lin Jianyuan.
But in the entire heretic world, it is already a very advanced existence!
Therefore, the little toys collectively released their pressure, causing a huge deterrent to these low-level heretics who were like mountains and seas.
Most of the heretics instinctively retreated as soon as Lin Jianyuan and the little toy army approached and were driven to a suitable location.
There are also a few blind and rebellious ones who dare to show up and disrupt the formation. Lin Jianyuan doesn't mind giving them a blow on the head with a mace.
You should know that the mace is not just a hard mace covered with bone spurs.
It's also enchanted!!!
It's not even a magical enchantment here.
Because the luck reduction debuff of the small stone has no effect here.
This is purely physical enchantment.
The principle is also very simple——
Fixing a stone to the top of the mace can add weight when swinging.
To put it simply.
It’s more fun to swing!
It hurts more when I hit you!!!
If there are really stubborn people who can’t be awakened even by beating, that’s fine!
Lin Jianyuan simply unzipped his belt...No.
Open the mouth of the abyss, pull them out and swallow them in one gulp!
In short, under the supervision of Lin Jianyuan and his little toy army, the low-level heretics who piled up like mountains and seas were quickly disciplined and brought into obedience!
The whole group was obedient, rotating clockwise, and queuing up in a tense and orderly manner to pass through the pylorus.
Just submit yourself and let Xiyu digest you!
The number of heretics is visibly decreasing.
The pyloric sphincter, which was originally tense and spasmodic, gradually resumed its regular activities.
Opening, closing, devouring heretics in an orderly manner.
It seems that he has recovered?
Lin Jianyuan held the spinal cord reins, looking down from a high vantage point, sitting in the angel hot air balloon and overlooking the entire stomach.
However, his brows, which had just relaxed, furrowed again after he saw a flash of light.
"What is that?"
Lin Jianyuan pointed his mace, and the angel eyeball flapped its wings, leading the entire army of little toys to the direction the king pointed.
When it got closer, Lin Jianyuan could see clearly that it was a transparent crystal similar to crystal.
The crystals are of various sizes, some as tall as a person, and some as small as a fingernail. At first glance, it looks like a mine.
But the amazing thing is that each crystal has a different color.
Black, white, yellow, pink...
As the heretics gradually entered the lower digestive tract, the stomach gradually emptied.
As the gastric juice recedes, the crystals growing in the stomach wall are gradually exposed.
The bloody mouth on top of its head was still wide open.
The light leaking through the esophagus refracts the crystals into brilliant fire.
Lin Jianyuan: "What is this?"
Nie Nie Le: "...Looks a little familiar."
Little Stone: "Is that it?"
Nezha: "Not sure, it's too big."
Little Stone: "The evil realm itself is bigger than humans."
Nie Nie Le: “That’s it.”
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan said angrily: "Speak human language!"
Nienilele and Little Stone quickly shouted in unison: "Report to the King! This is the crystallization of emotion!"
It turns out that heretics feed on human emotions, but some strong emotions will solidify into crystals.
It’s not that crystallized emotions are inedible, they just hurt your teeth.
It's like drinking porridge and suddenly finding a small stone in it. It's very unpleasant.
"Why are there so many here?" Lin Jianyuan frowned.
Niggle: "Yeah, that shouldn't be the case. Doesn't it get chewed up every time?"
Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
Little Stone explained, "When the princess sucks on your head, she'll occasionally get some crystals."
Nienile added: "Especially when you were working in an advertising company."
Lin Jianyuan looked around and murmured, "Then these..."
He subconsciously raised his hand and touched the black crystal closest to him.
"The S-class heretic [Hesitation] is on the run! [Evil Domain], please return to the Administration immediately to assist in containment!"
"Repeat! The S-class heretic [Hesitation] is on the run! [Evil Domain], please return to the Administration immediately to assist in containment!"
A familiar alarm sounded beside his ears. Lin Jianyuan was startled and was about to look down at the terminal, but found that the sound did not come from the terminal.
Almost at the same time, a picture appeared before my eyes.
Xieyu said with suppressed anger: "I'm going to kill it... I'm going back to kill it now!"
Turbulence, chaos. The image depicts an inverted spire, a blurry figure at its center, and countless intestines dancing around it.
The figure dodged left and right, and every time the wildly dancing intestine was about to catch it, it would encounter invisible obstruction. The intestine paused slightly in the air.
Taking advantage of this pause, the blurry figure rushed out and barely avoided the attack.
Is this... the battle with Jade against [Hesitation]?
Lin Jianyuan opened his eyes wide.
More images are presented to the retina.
"Wife!"
The self in the picture was full of joy, opening his arms and rushing towards Xie Yu.
There were chewing sounds in the background.
Carrying jade and chewing it.
Gulp.
He swallowed the food in his mouth. Then he became puzzled and asked with his head tilted slightly:
"What did you just tell me to eat?"
"Wife." Lin Jianyuan in the picture was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, and reached out to pinch him - Lin Jianyuan remembered that he seemed to have pinched his throat.
Lin Jianyuan in the picture seemed to be surrounded by a layer of soft light. When he looked at Xieyu, there was a smile on the corners of his lips and light in his eyes.
"Honey, why did you swallow it before you remembered to ask me? You trust me so much, huh?"
Lin Jianyuan came over and hugged him affectionately before saying, "That was [regret] just now."
The screen shook violently.
Lin Jianyuan, who was standing next to the huge black crystal, felt like he was hit hard by a sledgehammer and could hardly stand.
In the picture, Xie Yu's voice was full of surprise.
“[Regret]?!”
"You just—you encountered [Regret] alone?!"
Bang!
Bang!
There was a metallic collision sound coming from deep within the screen.
The sound was incredibly familiar, it was the sound of bronze engravings hitting the inner walls of the digestive tract.
It was [Regret] that was constantly trying to escape, trying to break through the body's digestive system.
There is only Lin Jianyuan in the first-person perspective of the picture.
The entire picture is filled with only Lin Jianyuan.
Xieyu's worried voice sounded off-screen.
"and you……"
Lin Jianyuan in the picture smiled and said, "I'm fine."
"Really? But that's [Regret]. Its power is very... very..."
"It's really hard to deal with. Fortunately you are here."
Lin Jianyuan in the picture touched his nose and smiled triumphantly, "Luckily, I have you, baby! Otherwise, I really don't know how to deal with it! Come, let's go home - oh no, wait, we still have to go back to the Administration to hand in a mission..."
"Are you really okay?"
"Really? If you don't believe me, come and check it out?"
"good."
"Ahhh wait! I'm not talking about this kind of examination! Not... not here! Go back, baby, go back, okay... Um..."
Checked it out and it's in perfect condition.
The slightly trembling vision finally stabilized.
The scene changes to night.
The only person in the picture was Lin Jianyuan, soundly sleeping on the hotel bed.
A piece of intestine stretched out and gently touched his face.
The picture zooms in.
It was as if the camera was stuck to Lin Jianyuan's forehead.
When the picture left, a light red line appeared in the center of Lin Jianyuan's forehead.
The pattern flickered slightly and then disappeared.
The picture moves. Zoom in.
When he left again, the same light red lines appeared on the left side of Lin Jianyuan's forehead.
Move again. Zoom in again.
Leaving again...
Repeat countless times.
Lin Jianyuan's entire body was covered with dark red lines.
It's like being stamped with seals.
Lin Jianyuan, who was sleeping soundly in the picture, knew nothing about this.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help laughing as he pressed his palm on the black crystal.
There was moisture in the corners of my eyes.
"Baby." Lin Jianyuan whispered.
Xieyu in the picture seemed to hear his murmurs across time and space, and also sighed softly.
Did Xie Yu sigh before?
I don't remember.
I don’t remember... I always feel that Xieyu has never sighed.
He always smiles gently and good-temperedly with the corners of his mouth curved.
In the picture, after a low sigh, there is a very familiar voice.
chu~
"Baby." Xieyu said sullenly.
Lin Jianyuan's eyes suddenly turned red.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously raised his hand and wiped his eyes.
As soon as the palm left the black crystal, the image on the retina shattered and disappeared like a soap bubble in the sun.
The scene before my eyes returned to being filled with crystals, like the pink stomach wall of a crystal cave.
"My king," Nienile said worriedly, "Why are you crying? What did you see?"
"Don't ask." Little Stone said, "At times like this, we just have to pretend to be dead."
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Lin Jianyuan was amused by the two little jokers. He rubbed their heads, one on the left and one on the right, and said with a smile, "It's okay."
I suddenly realized that my wife loves me more than I thought.
"There are so many." Lin Jianyuan looked around and found that the stomach wall was covered with crystals.
Most of them are black, followed by pink and white, and a small amount of yellow.
Lin Jianyuan touched a few more black crystals.
I found that these black crystals are: go to work, go to work, overtime, fuck overtime, I want to kill the director, I want to kill hesitation, I want to kill regret, why the hell do I have to work overtime again, I want to tear up the contract, I want to tear up Shi Shaoning.
Lin Jianyuan: “………………”
As expected, even an S-rank heretic can't stand working overtime!!
Lin Jianyuan said, "Mouth, eat these."
The Mouth of the Abyss was surprised: "Ah? Me?"
As soon as I heard it, I knew that this waste was waste again.
Lin Jianyuan had become accustomed to this and no longer pinned his hopes on the garbage bag. Instead, he raised the bone mace in his hand and twisted his body.
Bang!
The mace smashed hard on the black crystal!
The black crystals remained motionless, solid as a rock.
Instead, the socially anxious Lego screamed: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
It can be seen that the S-level suppresses the levels below the S-level in all aspects.
Any crystal growing in my wife's stomach can kill them.
What should we do then?
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and thought.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
The little stone secretly congratulated itself on having removed the enchantment from its mace. However, to prevent Lin Jianyuan from continuing to pick up rocks and smash the crystals, it hurriedly and cautiously said, "Actually, it's okay to leave these crystals alone. They should have been here from the beginning. They have nothing to do with this heretic's escape from the evil realm."
"Yes." Angel Eyeball also agreed, "The princess's bowel sounds are gradually returning to normal. Once all these heresies are digested, he should be fine."
Lin Jianyuan said without hesitation: "That won't work. We're already here."
"But..." Little Stone looked terrified at the stomach lining above his head. The stomach lining was secreting gastric acid again, and the corrosive liquid began to drip down.
It said nervously, "It's dangerous for us to stay here..."
"That won't work." Lin Jianyuan said, "I'm already here."
Lin Jianyuan picked up all the small toys and put them back in his pocket.
Then press the bronze engraving.
Click.
Just then a drop of stomach acid fell on the top of my head.
It was bounced off by the bronze engraving.
The little toys were all terrified.
"At least I have to smash this largest black crystal. Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep after I get out."
Lin Jianyuan stared at the huge black crystal, looked around, and began to retreat.
The little toys: "?"
What are you going to do?
Lin Jianyuan took a few steps back, thought about it and seemed that it was not enough, then he took dozens of steps back.
Go back 50 meters.
Then, assume a running stance.
Rushed out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint!
"What are you going to do!!!"
The little toys in my trouser pockets screamed in fright.
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