Chapter 71 Chapter 71 Kissing cures all diseases (34500 plus...
It doesn't hurt anymore.
After swallowing that thing, my throat miraculously stopped hurting!
"...Holy crap." Lin Jianyuan smacked his lips in disbelief, swallowed a few times, and said in astonishment, "Kissing you can cure all diseases."
My roommate laughed.
Lin Jianyuan grabbed his roommate and said, "A few more times."
Roommate: “Does it still hurt?”
Lin Jianyuan: "It doesn't hurt anymore. I just want to kiss you."
My roommate's lips curved up, and his warm lips pressed against mine.
Lin Jianyuan hugged his roommate, and the two of them hugged and kissed on the soft big bed.
He ate so much that he didn't know what the world was.
After eating for a while, I finally had enough.
Lin Jianyuan licked his lips and felt that they were a little swollen.
That's definitely not for eating.
It must be a cold!
Good taste.
Bad cold!
Kissing your roommate may help with a sore throat, but it won't help with a headache.
According to his roommate, he simply has the ability to heal faster.
The case is solved.
What Lin Jianyuan just swallowed several mouthfuls of was Recovery X.
"What is Rehabilitation X?" the roommate asked curiously.
Lin Jianyuan suppressed a laugh. "Nothing, nothing... Well, I really feel much better. Honey, you're so kind. So, what exactly did you feed me?"
He is really curious.
The roommate came over and kissed him. He said softly:
"It's my seal."
…
Once his throat stopped hurting, Lin Jianyuan felt much better.
He hugged his roommate, rubbing his bare legs against each other in the quilt.
"This bed is so comfortable."
Lin Jianyuan hugged his roommate, a warm and soft ball, as if he was hugging a pillow that belonged to him. "It's worthy of being a top luxury hotel. The bed is so comfortable, the quilt is so comfortable, the pillow is so comfortable, especially the sheets..."
I don’t know what material this bed sheet is made of, but it’s silky, soft, and a little cool.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but rub his bare legs again and again, moving back and forth in the quilt.
The sheets rubbed against my bare skin, and I felt strangely comfortable.
Lin Jianyuan sighed deeply, closed his eyes, and hugged his roommate, saying, "I'll ask the hotel if I can buy a suite to take home... Ah, it's really comfortable..."
Xie Yu only cured his inflamed and swollen throat.
It does not cure colds.
Because I don’t know where to suck.
So Lin Jianyuan fell asleep again quickly.
This time he slept peacefully, his breathing steady and deep.
When turning over, my thighs will unconsciously rub against the sheets.
The touch seemed to make him so comfortable that Lin Jianyuan even raised the corners of his mouth slightly in his sleep.
Let out a low sigh of pleasure.
Carrying jade: "..."
I want to tear off the sheets.
I don't know why.
I want to rip the sheets off!
By the way, what is a cold?
Why did Lin Jianyuan turn into a flat lemon?
Xie Yu was hugging Lin Jianyuan with one hand, and reaching out from under the quilt with the other hand to get her cell phone.
He opened the almighty sweet potato.
A few minutes later.
Xie Yu was so angry that he almost smashed his phone.
What! Colds are caused by bacteria and viruses invading humans!!!
So brave!!!
Reverse Tiangang!!!
Xie Yu was furious and immediately stood up, but was dragged down when he was halfway into the water.
His human was still clinging to his little duodenum.
Carrying jade: "~"
Be soft-hearted for a second.
He bent down and tucked the quilt in for his human.
Just about to leave.
Come back again.
Bending down, leaning over, and giving his human a kiss on the forehead.
Just about to leave.
Back again and again.
Bend over, lean forward.
On his human forehead, throat, collarbone, chest...
Leaving its mark in many places.
Leave his mark.
...No.
When will this kissing stop?
Xieyu used his intestines to pull his throat and angrily pulled his mouth away from the human's thin abdominal muscles.
Finally I made up my mind and left.
The next second, the Administration.
In the deepest part of the Inverted Spire, there is an S-class cell.
The entire space was gloomy and bottomless. From a place darker than the darkness, a metallic whisper continued to echo.
"I knew I shouldn't... I shouldn't have been so stupid as not to run away, but that's the Demonic Realm! That's the Demonic Realm! How can I hide from it? No, no, no, if I had moved faster, if I had arrived earlier, I wouldn't have been caught. It's all my fault. I'm so incompetent. It's all my fault for wasting all my time on regrets... I shouldn't have done this. I really shouldn't have..."
Bang!
A heavy blow!
The entire cell shook, and a huge sense of oppression came from the dark red shadow!
“……!!!” Hui Nian shuddered all over, and immediately collapsed again, covering his face. “Oh my God, I shouldn’t have mentioned its name just now. Now it’s here. What should I do? I have to do it again. Maybe if I hadn’t mentioned it, it wouldn’t have come. No, I must…”
"Regret. Hand over the seal."
The voice was cold and gloomy, carrying an undisguised threat.
"Or I'll kill you."
The next day.
Lin Jianyuan woke up to the sound of thunder and rain.
Rumble——
Thunder roared.
It was very dark, and Lin Jianyuan was still a little dazed after just waking up. He couldn't tell whether it was daytime or evening.
Wait, what time is it?!
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously reached for his phone and was horrified when he saw it.
It’s already one o’clock in the afternoon!
Finished today's trip -
Lin Jianyuan was about to get up when he suddenly found his roommate snuggling in his arms.
It’s a big, warm and soft ball, but actually it’s not “small” in terms of size.
But he just thought his roommate was petite and cute.
It makes people feel protective~
Lin Jianyuan's nose moved and he smelled the fragrance of floral water.
At the same time, boom—
There was a thunderstorm outside the window.
Lin Jianyuan hugged his roommate and turned to look out the window.
The mountain rain continued, and the big raindrops hit the huge French windows with a crackling sound.
The wind was strong, and the branches of the trees were swaying wildly, but the trunks remained firmly rooted to the ground.
It’s like they are snuggling together in this stormy little house, and although the outside is windy and rainy, they are at peace inside.
...Forget it.
The wind is so strong and the rain is so heavy, let's cancel today's trip~
It’s nice to just cuddle and sleep all day in a big, comfortable bed.
Lin Jianyuan lowered his head and kissed his roommate's throat.
The aroma of floral water rushed into my nose again, just like the summer after the college entrance examination many years ago, that carefree summer full of hope for the future...
--etc? !
Carefree shit!
Bullshit toilet water!
This isn't toilet water, this is a sobering potion!!
Lin Jianyuan's heart tightened, and he quickly shook his roommate: "Wife, wife? Why did you get splashed with sober potion again? Is someone trying to cause trouble for you again?!"
“…Hmm…” The roommate was dazed and snuggled into his chest, refusing to move.
My roommate was sleeping soundly, like a snake that should have been hibernating but was warmed in front of the fireplace.
Lin Jianyuan finally woke him up, and his roommate yawned "Ha-ah".
Then he pointed to the bedside table.
"No one's looking for you," my roommate said. "I went to the containment department and got you a seal."
Lin Jianyuan was shocked: "Engraving?!"
Lin Jianyuan picked up the bronze pendant on the bedside table.
The bronze pendant is a bronze pendant.
You can tell what's going on at a glance.
Lin Jianyuan's heart was suddenly filled with warmth, and he couldn't help but say with emotion: "Wife..."
His roommate came over, tied it around his neck, and as he pressed it against his body, he said gently, "This is the mark of [Regret]. If you wear it, colds will never invade you again... ugh!"
clang!
The moment the bronze pendant was hung up, a metallic sound erupted in front of Lin Jianyuan!
My roommate was flung out with a bang!
roommate:"?"
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
"Wife!" Lin Jianyuan was shocked and crawled towards him using his hands and feet. "Wife, why are you..."
My roommate stood up and tried to get back into bed.
The right colon just touched the edge of the bed——
clang!
It was like two huge bronze bells colliding!
Then there was a snap!
My roommate went into the water and was ejected again!!!
"Wife!" Lin Jianyuan was shocked, and then said angrily, "Damn, it must be this stupid..."
He yanked off the bronze pendant and was about to say, "What a stupid thing," but suddenly realized that it was a gift from his roommate.
It definitely can't be "Stupid stuff!"
Lin Jianyuan quickly changed his words: "It must be that idiot [Huinian] who is behind this!!!"
The roommate slowly got up from the ground.
"Wait a minute." The roommate's mouth twitched slightly, and he said with murderous intent.
"Wait a moment. I'll go back... I'll go back and kill him right now."
It is said that the whole day.
The deepest reaches of the Inverted Spire echoed with the crackling sound of metal being repeatedly smashed.
And regretful and devastating mumbling:
"No, I don't have this. It's really not me. My mark is just like this. Can you be reasonable? No, no, no, I can't say that. If I say that, that unreasonable villain Xie Yu will definitely be even angrier... Ah! Ah! I know I was wrong! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that! I'm sorry, it really wasn't me... Ah! Ah! Ah!!!"
…
Lin Jianyuan studied it for the entire afternoon.
He discovered that the pendant works like this:
The bronze plaque below is engraved, and the hanging rope above is actually part of the engraving.
Equivalent to an electric wire.
Or a loop.
If you simply keep this thing around, it's just a decorative sign and has no real use.
But when you hang it around your neck and snap it on, the circuit is connected.
You can use the ability of [Regret] to bounce everything away.
Lin Jianyuan conducted several tests and found that this skill would only repel objects that tried to approach, but objects already carried on the body would not be affected.
Lin Jianyuan fell into deep thought.
Lin Jianyuan was inspired.
Lin Jianyuan slapped his thigh!
Otherwise, why do people say that I make a living by being creative?
The sky cleared up after the rain and the sun was shining brightly.
Lin Jianyuan came to the roof, stood on the edge, and took a deep breath.
Jump!
The feeling of weightlessness grew stronger. Just in case, Lin Jianyuan connected the bronze circuit the moment he jumped.
Click.
Lin Jianyuan was instantly bounced off the ground!
Yay!
Lin Jianyuan was overjoyed. Sure enough! He had guessed right!
Even "approaching ground" will be considered "approaching"!
So it will be bounced away!
In that case...
etc!
Before his thoughts could expand, Lin Jianyuan was shocked to realize a fact!
After being thrown into the air, he lost his balance and was heading towards a big tree at high speed!
"Ahhhhh, wife! Wife, save me!!! Wife!!!"
Lin Jianyuan screamed and bared his teeth in the air.
“Hmm!”
Countless intestines entangled softly, forming a fine and dense net that enveloped him.
Lin Jianyuan was dizzy and tried to get up with weak steps, but his wrist was suddenly entangled.
With a gentle hook of pink, Lin Jianyuan fell into a warm and soft ball.
His roommate's delicate intestines slipped through his fingers, and he played with the bronze plate with great interest.
"You react so quickly."
My roommate said, "It's a good thing you untied the rope, otherwise I wouldn't be able to catch you."
Lin Jianyuan's on-the-spot reaction was really quick.
The moment he lost control and crashed into the tree, his first reaction was to call for help, and his second reaction was to disconnect the bronze circuit and remove the effect of the imprint of regret.
If he hadn't done this, Xieyu would never have been able to get close to him.
He would be thrown back by the tree again, and might even faint or suffer fractures due to the huge recoil force.
"This thing is amazing!" Lin Jianyuan excitedly grabbed him and said, "Wife, I have a good idea!"
Xieyu was startled. Then he understood immediately.
Ten minutes later.
A remote mountain lake.
“Wuhu!”
Lin Jianyuan fell vertically from a height of more than ten meters, and when he was about to fall into the water, he pulled the loop!
Click!
The reaction force from the water surface bounced him back up!
Lin Jianyuan flew straight into the sky again!
This water flying man is so cool!
Carrying jade: "..."
Xieyu was at a loss for words: "Is this the 'good idea' you're talking about?"
"Yes! Honey, do you want to come and play? It's so cool!! Wuhu!!" Lin Jianyuan was as excited as a child. His whole body was soaked in the lake water, but his eyes were as bright as a lake shining in the sun.
Xieyu: "I thought you were going to use it to fight."
Lin Jianyuan is a human being after all.
No matter how strong his mental resistance is, he is still human after all. A fragile human.
After leaving with the jade yesterday, Lin Jianyuan encountered [Regret] alone. Fortunately, [Regret] was not aggressive, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
I still feel uneasy carrying Yu.
This was also the reason why he rushed back to the Administration and beat up [Regret] for the entire afternoon.
On the one hand, it is to extort the seal.
On the other hand... it's also a way to vent some negative emotions.
How strange.
He is clearly a heretic.
That disgusting, sticky, and suffocating negative emotion was clearly once his food.
But now he is affected by food instead.
He also began to be controlled by negative emotions like humans, and did things he would never do before.
How strange.
Lin Jianyuan was soaked all over, and water was dripping from his hair.
He came over affectionately, hugged his roommate, and held his fingers together.
Holding the bronze plate in his palm.
"Honey! Come play with us! It's so cool!"
Lin Jianyuan laughed loudly and said,
"After gunpowder was invented, not everyone used it for war! Some people also used it to make fireworks!"
roommate:"……?"
Gunpowder? Fireworks?
don't know.
but.
"Okay." Xieyu turned around and wrapped himself around his human in circles.
The two people held hands tightly together.
Come play!
Play together!
The purpose of traveling is to have fun!
Those others - Xieyu learned a word from Lin Jianyuan, and he felt it was very appropriate to use it here.
The rest - screw them all!!!
Play together!
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