Chapter 121. Judge's Pen Gets Beaten, Jiang Wenchang's Melon
Jiang Wenchang wanted to cry when he saw the smile on Yunhua's face.
He's finished!
His decades-long secret is about to be exposed...
"Xiao Huahua, didn't we say before that we wanted to kill him and then take over?"
It’s a pity about the Book of Life and Death, he was actually a good official.
Yunhua was a little excited. The position of Minister of Justice was a little difficult to get right now, but he could find someone else.
After all, the position of Imperial Censor was still on her shortlist.
The Book of Life and Death saw through Xiaohuahua's thoughts at a glance and couldn't help but sigh.
[Xiao Huahua, he is the emperor's uncle and your sister's younger brother.]
As soon as these words were spoken.
Yunhua immediately dismissed the idea. It turned out that she was a relative of the empress dowager. Such a lovely little old lady must have a good family.
"Little clerk, forget it then. We won't be interested in the position of censor anymore."
Judge Pen blinked blankly, looked at Huahua, then glanced at the elderly Jiang Wenchang, and clenched his fists.
[Huahua, Bibi thinks he's had enough. I'm going to kill him off right now to make room for Huahua!]
Jiang Wenchang: !!!
With trembling hands, he took out a heart pill from his pocket.
This was the life-saving pill he had prepared since the first day this girl targeted him.
The Book of Life and Death slapped the Judge's pen as it was about to write, its eyes widening: "You're looking for death! I allowed you to do something behind the scenes, not to allow you to casually cut off someone's lifespan."
[This old man is a good person. We must have principles. Only those who provoke Xiao Huahua and commit serious crimes will have their lifespan shortened.]
[Besides, using your true self to change the fate of one or two people might be fine, but if you do that to too many people, and the King of Hell notices something's wrong, all three of us will be doomed!]
【Wow......】
Judge Pen burst into tears, hugging Yun Hua's cheek, heartbroken. "Hua Hua, Shu Shu bullies me. It hits me and yells at me. I don't want to play with it anymore."
[Don't cry, don't cry, Xiao Shushu is right, we can't do this again in the future.]
She was really scared just now.
Lord Jiang almost died!
Judge Pen paused in her sobbing, her face looking even more aggrieved: "Hua Hua, why don't you speak up for me? You and I are the best. Let's not play with Shu Shu anymore, okay?"
Yunhua:!!!
She is so difficult...
"Well, you little bastard, you dare to sow discord between me and Huahua? Today, I, your sister Shu, will let you know how the three of us rank."
The Book of Life and Death was so angry after hearing its words that it pounced on it with a roar, and the two little ones started fighting again.
I learned the fighting power of the Book of Life and Death from Yunhua, and I beat the Judge Pen so hard that he screamed.
Jiang Wenchang, who was standing aside, kept praying in his heart: Hit him, hit him hard, and preferably beat him until the end of the court session.
The Book of Life and Death used its last wing to blow the Judge's Pen away, then pointed at it angrily.
[Remember this: Xiaohuahua is first, I'm second, and you're third.]
[Especially regarding the life span thing, you can talk about it, but actually listen to my and Xiaohuahua's instructions. As for everything else, you can do whatever you want.]
[Also, if you ever try to get Huahua to stop playing with me again, I'll beat you up too.]
Judge Bi immediately leaned on Yunhua's shoulder and cried bitterly.
Shushu was so cruel, it hurt so much when he hit it.
[Sister Shu asks you, did you hear me?]
The Book of Life and Death tugged at its wings.
[If you don't say anything, I'll continue.] The Book of Life and Death felt it needed to teach it another lesson. Who was it showing this aggrieved look to?
When you are with Xiaohuahua, you can only be cruel, not a crybaby.
【I know, I know! 】
The judge's pen wiped all the tears on Yunhua's body, and ran back to the pen in a wronged manner.
It plans not to come out today.
Yunhua breathed a sigh of relief.
Civil and military officials also breathed a sigh of relief.
At least, they don't have to worry about their lifespan being crossed out at any time.
The fight ended, and the Book of Life and Death sat on Yunhua's head, continuing the previous topic.
[Xiaohuahua, Jiang Wenchang is an upright person, and he is diligent and conscientious in supervising all officials. He is truly a rare good official.]
Jiang Wenchang stood up straight and was praised as a good official by the Book of Life and Death. This life was worth it.
He also doesn't have to worry about anyone trying to make things difficult for him or put him in a bad light in front of the emperor.
[Just as I suspected, the Queen Mother's family members are all really great.]
The Book of Life and Death looked mysteriously at Jiang Wenchang, who was calm and composed beside him, and laughed a little crazily.
Jiang Wenchang listened to its devilish laughter, and his old legs couldn't help but tremble.
You can’t avoid the fifteenth day if you can’t avoid it. What is coming will still come!
Enough of the laughs about the Book of Life and Death.
"Xiao Huahua, let me tell you, although Lord Jiang has made no mistakes in his political career, privately..."
Yun Hua couldn't help but be curious and quickly took over the conversation: [He secretly keeps a mistress?]
Jiang Wenchang almost jumped up.
Not only slander, she also defamed!
He is the censor, how could he have a bad style!
Everyone pricked up their ears and was extremely excited. They were under surveillance by Jiang Wenchang at all times, and this time they could finally get a taste of his melon.
Emperor Wenxuan was not discussing state affairs at this time, but leaned forward slightly.
Those officials who could not hear the voices in their hearts stood there in a daze.
Why?
Why did it turn into a scene where no one spoke? Could they be communicating with each other in their hearts?
[No, he's already this old, so of course he doesn't have the physical strength, so there's no point in having a mistress.]
Yunhua suddenly realized, "No wonder he's just like Master Chen, always fainting. It must be kidney deficiency that's to blame."
Jiang Wenchang said: She is still spreading rumors!
Chen Zhehan rolled up his sleeves and said, "Old Yun, don't pull me, I, I..."
Yun Xiaotian stretched out his hands in front of Chen Zhehan to prove himself, "I didn't pull it!"
"If you're not afraid that my daughter will continue to pick your melons, then go ahead!"
Chen Zhehan silently retracted his forward leg and glared at Yun Xiaotian, "Can't you just pretend to pull me back? Are we still relatives?"
At this time, Prince Su came up secretly and said, "No, these two little brats are not engaged yet, so they are not relatives at all!"
Chen Zhehan regretted it.
If he had known what would happen yesterday, he shouldn't have pulled Yun Xiaotian over and asked him to beat him up, beat him hard!
The Book of Life and Death nodded and said that all mortals are weaklings.
[Xiao Huahua, let me tell you, the person he admires most is your grandfather. In the early years, he did a lot of stupid things for your grandfather's calligraphy, such as tracking and recording your grandfather's hobbies.]
[He even personally cooked your grandfather's favorite dishes and sent people to block the road every day, insisting that your grandfather try a bite. This scared your grandfather so much that he didn't dare to go out for a while.]
[And Madam Jiang, who thought he was having a mistress, was eager to catch him every day.]
Everyone:......
Jiang Wenchang felt their gazes on him and simply closed his eyes.
Die!
Social death!
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