Chapter 156. Trust me, I can make you pregnant
"emperor?"
Concubine An was horrified.
[Hmm? I haven't even revealed the truth yet, how did the Emperor know that Concubine An drugged Concubine Shu?]
Emperor Wenxuan:!!!
Eunuch Cao immediately stood up.
"Empress An, don't try to make excuses. The secret guards have just found out everything you've done, so just stay in the cold palace."
[Xiao Shushu, did the secret guards report just now?] Yunhua was trying hard to recall.
The Book of Life and Death scratched his head, [I didn't notice! ]
[Bibi was just watching the big show, not paying attention.]
[Never mind, let it be.] Yunhua was carefree, as she knew her little golden bowl wouldn't get away.
Shupin gnashed her teeth and got up from the ground, rushing towards Concubine An and knocking her to the ground.
Then he turned over and sat on Concubine An, slapping her hard in the face.
"It's you..."
"I knew it was you who drugged me..."
"I'll kill you!"
For a moment, the two men wrestled on the ground, causing Yunhua's eyes to gleam.
What's the point of relying solely on your hands to fight? Don't you know how to use props?
Yunhua's hands were itching, she really wanted to pass a brick up.
[Oh, why don't they just pull out the hairpins on their heads so that they can pierce into the flesh...] The Book of Life and Death was used to seeing Yun Hua's ferocious fighting, so this gentle fighting style really made it anxious.
[You can even bite it with your teeth and tear off a piece of flesh!] The Judge's Pen was very excited and flew to the two of them, waving the flag and shouting.
Everyone: ...
The Queen Mother smiled with her lips pursed. It turned out that with these little sisters around, the harem was very interesting.
The veins on Emperor Wenxuan's forehead were throbbing.
"Come here, drag them both down to me."
Yunhua felt a little regretful: [Hey, hey, why did it drag on? I haven’t seen enough...]
[Xiao Huahua, how about you bribe the old emperor a little and wait until they can no longer fight, then drag it out?] The Judge's Pen hadn't had enough yet.
[I won’t watch a movie that costs money!] Yunhua refused outright.
The guards quickly dragged the two away, and the winter plum blossom viewing banquet ended there.
As for the pregnant palace maid, Emperor Wenxuan kept her for the time being and made other plans after she gave birth to the child.
Yunhua originally wanted to return to the Yun Mansion, but the Queen Mother said that it was better to eat hot pot when it was cold, so she turned back smoothly with the leg she had taken.
[Little Flower, you... you're too spineless. A single word of gold or food would have taken you down immediately.] The Book of Life and Death is filled with regret.
"Xiao Shushu, you're not human. You don't understand the joy of being human. Tiny gold can heal my heart, and food can fill my stomach. This is what it means to experience life in the human world."
Book of Life and Death: ...
The judge's pen licked his lips and said, "Huahua, I also want to experience life in the human world."
[My dear little Bibi, the human world is not for you. Ink is your only food.]
Judge's Pen: ...
"That's enough. That's enough."
Yunhua's bowl was piled high with food. Seeing that the Queen Mother and Princess Su were still serving food, she quickly asked them to stop.
Although her stomach was like a small bottomless pit, it was now full.
"You...you really can eat, just like a little..."
The Crown Prince and the Crown Princess were having dinner with the Queen Mother today. Before he even took two bites with his chopsticks, all the food on the table had been picked up by the Empress Dowager and put into the bowl of the melon-eater.
The smile on Yunhua's face gradually froze.
The Queen Mother and Princess Su glanced at him, and the Crown Prince swallowed the last two words.
He can't afford to offend!
[Xiao Huahua, the prince's last two words should be "fat pig."]
The Book of Life and Death glanced at the prince.
Good, it remembered again.
[I know, but he swallowed it back. As long as he didn't say it, I'll just pretend he didn't say it.]
Yunhua put down his chopsticks and rubbed his belly.
[This is fucking terrible. If I keep eating like this, I'll probably eat even more in the future.]
The Book of Life and Death probably guessed the reason. "Xiao Huahua, you've only just started practicing, so your Yin Qi is insufficient. Naturally, you need to use food to fill the void."
"Huahua, you should think about yourself first, and then think about others."
If this continues, when will its little flower's strength reach the next level?
After so long, I'm still stuck at the entry level.
【knew. 】
Everyone listened to their conversation, and the Queen glanced at the Crown Princess.
Seeing that she was in a low mood and hadn't eaten much, he patted her hand comfortingly.
“Let it be and don’t overthink it.”
The Crown Princess and the Crown Prince have been married for more than a year, but there is still no good news.
She never put pressure on the Crown Princess, but instead she got herself into a dead end.
In the Donglin Royal Family, before the wife gives birth to the eldest legitimate son, the concubine will not allow any illegitimate son to be born first.
Unless after three years, the wife still has no children.
The Queen Mother glanced at it.
She doesn't bother to care about her grandchildren's affairs.
The Judge's Pen had been paying attention to everyone's expressions, and the Crown Princess's strange behavior also caught its eye.
[Huahua, that Crown Princess seems to be worried.]
Yunhua looked up.
There was a trace of sadness between the Crown Princess' brows, and she couldn't help but tense up after hearing the inner voice.
[Xiao Shushu, do you know what's going on?] After Yunhua had eaten and drunk his fill, he wanted to dig up some more melon.
【Wait! 】
The Book of Life and Death was brought out, and it sat on Yunhua's head and began to flip through the pages. The Judge's Pen also secretly stretched out its little head and began to peek.
[Oh, women...] The Book of Life and Death sighed.
[Oh, how miserable...] Judge Pen shook his head.
Yunhua: ???
[No, what do you two mean? ]
The Crown Princess paused. Is she miserable?
It seems so!
It’s all my fault that I can’t even get pregnant.
She looked at the prince, her face full of bitterness.
The prince knew what she was worried about, and his big hand under the table tightly grasped her slender little hand.
The Book of Life and Death said: "Xiao Huahua, I am lamenting the difficulties of being a woman. Why do you have to marry? Why do you have to have children? The Crown Princess has only been married for a year, and there are rumors that she is a hen that doesn't lay eggs, occupying the toilet without shitting."
The prince's expression suddenly became extremely gloomy.
[Huahua, Bibi said she was miserable. That's because the Crown Princess had a poor health as a child, and it was difficult for her to conceive. But after the Imperial Physician's treatment, she can get pregnant this year. However, her medicine was tampered with, making it even more difficult.]
What!
Everyone was shocked, but they immediately calmed down and there was no flaw on their faces.
The Crown Princess was shaking her body, her eyes were filled with sorrow, and she almost fainted.
【Well......】
Why is it that every news item today is about pregnancy? Last time, it was a father and son being cuckolded, and this time, it's about a father and son being involved with a child.
Yunhua scratched his head in annoyance.
The prince is a nice person, and the princess looks nice too, beautiful and gentle.
Yunhua moved his position, pushed the prince away with his butt, and patted his chest.
"Crown Princess, my fortune telling is very accurate, you don't have to worry."
"Trust me, I will definitely make you pregnant."
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