Chapter 24. Fainted too quickly, woke up suddenly, jumped impatiently
[Xiao Shushu, I'm not in the mood to eat melons right now.]
After being intercepted several times in a row, Yunhua felt that the world was too unfriendly to her.
Doctor Wu's eyes lit up.
It’s really good that this little girl is not in a mood.
The corner of Book of Life and Death's mouth twitched.
[Xiao Huahua, instead of wasting time on yourself, why not bury someone else? Then pat the grave and you'll feel better.]
Yunhua raised his eyelids and thought it made sense.
[What's the point of patting the grave? It's better to sing a song. After all, we are both in the underworld, so there is no taboo!]
Doctor Wu trembled as he took out a heart pill from his sleeve and swallowed it silently.
He was afraid that he couldn't bear it.
"But, every time I eat the melon, I'm the only one who enjoys it. Is there any other way to bury it, so that the other person can feel it touching their soul?" Yunhua said fiercely, almost biting his cheek.
I think he was intercepted badly.
Doctor Wu: ...took another heart pill.
Then, she grabbed Chen Zhehan's hand, tears welling in her eyes: "Remember to send me back later. Thank you very much."
Chen Zhehan looked at his sad expression and sighed softly.
"Don't worry, you and I are colleagues. I will agree to this small matter." Chen Zhehan shook his body. Fortunately, he was not the unlucky one this time.
The Book of Life and Death's little head turned in a circle.
"Xiao Huahua, let me think about this for a moment." After saying this, the Book of Life and Death returned to the book, searching for any useful information.
Just when it was at a loss, a small round pill fell at its feet.
This is......
The one it had thrown in a corner and despised?
When the Book of Life and Death thought of its function, he immediately smiled from ear to ear.
Touches the soul, absolutely touches the soul!
【Little flower.】
The Book of Life and Death flew out holding the pill. When everyone present heard the cheerful voice, they couldn't help but worry for Doctor Wu.
My thoughts were instantly focused on Yunhua.
They all wanted to know what it meant to touch the soul.
Emperor Wenxuan also looked like he was watching a show. This palace banquet couldn't end too early.
Yunhua looked up and saw the black mud ball in the Book of Life and Death's arms, especially the evil smile on Xiao Shushu's face, and instantly became interested.
What's in your hand?
The Book of Life and Death smiled and handed it over. "Didn't I steal something before? This thing came with it. It's called the Three-Month Stinky Pill."
What's it called?
Yunhua looked disgusted. Just from the name, he didn't seem like a good person.
As expected, they are two people with similar tastes, and both of them hate this thing.
"Little Flower, don't underestimate this. It's odorless now, but if you throw it at Doctor Wu, it will immediately release a distinctive odor that's both pungent and disgusting. It will linger for three months within a hundred meters, which is why it's called the Three-Month Stinky Pill."
[Ah, this...] Yunhua was stunned, her eyes widened in surprise. Even she was stunned by the effect of the stinky pill.
[Xiao Shushu, I love you so much! This will definitely make Doctor Wu question his life, hahahaha...]
Yunhua pursed his lips and wanted to laugh out loud.
[Little Flower, does it touch your soul?] The Book of Life and Death never forgets to ask Yunhua for credit.
【Touch, very touch! 】
Everyone: ...
Yun Xiaotian didn't expect that there was such a thing on the Book of Life and Death.
On the other side, Doctor Wu was stunned and his heart was trembling.
Chen Zhehan, who was sitting next to him, looked at his silly look and couldn't help but nudge him with his elbow, "Why are you still standing there like an idiot? Pretend to faint."
Although he wanted to see his colleagues having fun, no one could stand the stench that couldn't be washed away for three months.
Doctor Wu, who was stabbed, looked back and met Chen Zhehan's crazy eyes, and suddenly reacted.
She closed her eyes and fell on Chen Zhehan.
"Your Majesty, Doctor Wu has fainted!" Chen Zhehan shouted.
After all, he had just promised it before.
"Someone come."
Emperor Wenxuan stopped eating melon and put down his wine glass with force. The porcelain bottom made a crisp sound when it hit the sandalwood table. "Send Doctor Wu to rest."
Emperor Wenxuan was having a headache. Could his ministers come up with a better excuse next time, like being drunk?
Is this pretending to be dizzy scene too frequent?
Yunhua, who was suddenly interrupted, looked over.
Um?
Dizzy again? ?
[Are the ministers of this term so physically challenged? ]
The next moment, she saw the guards walking towards Doctor Wu.
Suddenly I became anxious.
[Xiao Shushu, hurry up, that Imperial Doctor Wu is about to faint.]
【Fuck you.】The Book of Life and Death cursed.
"Little Huahua, don't worry. I'll fly over and throw the March Chou Chou Pills at him." After saying that, she flapped her little wings and dragged her chubby body towards Doctor Wu.
Everyone could only hear the sound of the Book of Life and Death but could not see its figure, and they did not know that it was actually flying very slowly.
But Doctor Wu, who pretended to faint, was anxious.
If that 'stinky pill' were really thrown at him, he probably wouldn't be able to go out and see people for three months.
Unable to wait for the guards to carry him away, he suddenly jumped up from Chen Zhehan's body.
Everyone was also shocked!
Before he could come to his senses, he watched Doctor Wu jump into the lotus pond not far away.
The Book of Life and Death stopped in mid-air blankly.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Yunhua was stunned by the sudden situation.
"Xiao Shushu, is Doctor Wu seriously ill? He fainted so quickly, woke up so suddenly, and was jumping so impatiently... It was like a ghost was chasing him."
Everyone: ???
There are indeed ghosts, and they are two wicked ghosts who eat people without leaving any bones!
Until Doctor Wu in the lotus pond was thrashing around frantically in the water: "Old... Old man, I can't... Gulu... Gulu Gulu... I can't swim..."
With his last breath, Doctor Wu finally finished shouting those words!
Everyone came to their senses and saw Doctor Wu still struggling in the water.
"Help...Hurry up and save them..."
Emperor Wenxuan's expression suddenly changed, his majestic voice echoed in the imperial garden, his wide dragon-patterned brocade robe drew an arc in the air, and he walked down the steps quickly.
This girl is really hard to guard against.
The guards acted upon hearing the order and jumped into the water one after another. Amidst the splashing water, Doctor Wu was pulled out of the water by the guards with his head covered in mud.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I am deeply distressed!"
Doctor Wu broke free from the guard's hand and sniffed himself a few times.
Well, no smell.
Then she ran to Emperor Wenxuan, hugged his thighs with tears and snot, and cried very sadly.
"Your Majesty, I am half-buried, and I simply cannot... endure this torture!"
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