Chapter 245. The Unlucky Cui Cousin.
only......
As soon as the Cui family members walked to the gate, they were frightened by Cui Jingchu's miserable appearance.
"Jing Chu, what...what on earth happened?" Jing Mulan wanted to get closer, but was stopped by his horrified call.
"Mom, don't come near me!"
Cui Jingchu took a few steps back.
He looked around and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Before he could say anything, a pile of bird shit fell on his head.
Everyone: ...
Cui Jingchu's mentality collapsed. He encountered all the bad luck along the way.
"Mom, this is a friend I met while studying abroad. His name is Zhou Mingxi. Please ask someone to make arrangements first."
He stinks so badly that he doesn't care about anything else right now. He just wants to wash himself properly.
As soon as he finished speaking, he hurried towards the yard.
Bang......
A basin of dirty water was poured directly on him.
The servant knelt on the ground with a pale face, his voice trembling: "Master, I'm...I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I know I was wrong."
Cui Jingchu took a deep breath.
"Get up, it has nothing to do with you!"
He has become numb. For some reason, he has been having bad luck more and more frequently in the past half month.
After Cui Jingchu left, everyone was confused.
Jing Mulan turned around and nodded at the clean-cut young man in front of her, thinking that he was a student who participated in the Spring Examination together. "Come here, take this Mr. Zhou downstairs to wash up first."
"Thank you, Mrs. Cui. Mingxi, sorry for disturbing you."
Zhou Mingxi bowed to everyone and was led to the guest room by the servants. The corners of his mouth raised slightly, showing that he was in a very good mood.
Yunhua, holding the braised pork, met her cousin.
Cui Jingchu was stunned at first, then grinned and said: "It turns out to be my little cousin..."
"It's been two years since we last met. You've grown up into a big girl. But I'll catch up with you later."
Cui Jingchu said hello and left first, but he didn't see Yunhua staring at the top of his head with a look of horror.
[Holy crap! Xiao Huahua, did you see that? Your cousin's luck is as black as ink.] The Book of Life and Death rubbed his eyes, his expression filled with shock.
[Bibi felt that he looked like a little crow in human form, pitch black.]
Yunhua's eyelids were twitching wildly.
Her strength has improved to a certain level, and she can already see the so-called luck.
His eldest cousin is black with red, and he is in danger of bloodshed!
【Let’s go and take a look. 】
After Yunhua licked the bowl clean, he still held it in his arms and ran towards Cui Jingchu's yard.
The servants had already fetched water, and Yunhua casually climbed in through the window.
Cui Jingchu's hand that was unbuttoning his inner clothes was startled, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently.
"Little cousin, I'm taking off my clothes!"
"Take it off."
Yunhua didn't care at all, "By the way, let me count, do you have eight-pack abs?"
Her little Yuanyuan also practices martial arts, and his abdominal muscles must be very attractive.
Cui Jingchu looked at Yunhua with an indescribable expression, "You are a woman, do you understand the difference between men and women?"
"Then just treat me as a man."
Yunhua glanced at the luck above his head. The black air looked a little strange.
Cui Jingchu:! ! !
With a dark face, he grabbed Yunhua's collar and dragged her out.
Yunhua didn't dare to use brute force, and his body kept twisting, even the bowl in his hand fell to the ground.
"Cousin, how about I rub your back for you? I have a strong hand. My mom even praised me for the comfortable rub!"
Yunhua seemed to be struggling, but in fact he was pulling out the black energy from Cui Jingchu's head.
But as soon as he got it, the black energy ran back as if it had consciousness.
Yunhua's little face was twisted into a ball, and she was also pulling at the Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Pen. After pulling for a long time, it turned out to be exactly the same as Yunhua's situation, the black mass could not be separated at all.
Yunhua tried to use Yin Qi to disperse it again.
Sure enough, there was no effect at all.
"Cousin, cousin, please let me stay..." Yunhua was thrown out before he could finish his words, and the sound of a door closing was heard behind him.
Yunhua stood at the door with an angry look on his face, gnashing his teeth.
"You deserve this bad luck!"
She just finished speaking.
There was a 'bang' sound in the room, followed by a scream that echoed throughout the yard.
Yunhua kicked the door open.
"ah--"
"ah--"
Two screams sounded at the same time, and Cui Jingchu was so scared that he grabbed the clothes on the ground to cover himself.
As soon as he sat down in the tub, he exploded.
As luck would have it, the moment I was washed out by the water, I was pierced on the butt by a piece of porcelain, which was the big bowl of meat that my little cousin was holding just now.
Yunhua turned around suddenly in shock.
[It’s over, it’s over, my eyes are dirty...]
She had never seen Xiao Yuanyuan's body, and in a trance she seemed, seemed, or might have seen her cousin's big white butt.
【return......】
【It’s quite curvy! 】
The Book of Life and Death was speechless, but kindly reminded him, "Xiao Huahua, were you just wanting to see eight-pack abs?"
"That's different. Abs are pleasing to the eye, but butts are unbearable to look at, okay?" Yunhua patted his chest, looking frightened.
[Huahua, Bibi just finished reading the whole thing, it's really pretty! ]
Cui Jingchu:......
His innocence!
And what the hell is Bibi?
Yunhua was pulled down by Jing Mulan to wash his eyes. The palace doctor suppressed his laughter and examined Cui Jingchu's wound, "Replying to the Marquis, Master Cui, the eldest son's fart...
"Ahem... that wound... it's not very deep. Just be careful for the next few days. Don't bathe or eat spicy food."
After the court doctor left, Cui Jingchu asked his little cousin what was going on with Bibi in a hopeless manner.
"Brother, I know, I'm telling you!"
Cui Jingxing jumped out and told everything about his little cousin.
Cui Jingchu's eyelids were twitching wildly.
"In other words, my little cousin is the daughter-in-law chosen by the underworld, Princess Donglin, the Empress Dowager's sister, and Prince Su's Mansion?"
"That's right, big brother!"
Cui Jingchu calmed himself down and continued, "Have you also seen the Judge of the Underworld, the Black and White Impermanence, and the Yun family's ancestor as a ghost messenger?"
"Yes, big brother."
Cui Jingchu lay on the bed with his butt sticking out, secretly hating himself for going on a study tour. He had missed so many shows.
"Brother, let me continue to tell you, my little cousin has also done..."
The other side.
Yunhua sat together with a few little ones, and the real body of Xiao Shushu appeared in front of them.
She looked at her cousin's fate and her brows never relaxed.
That ball of black air wasn't caused by an evil cultivator, and there wasn't any aura of an unlucky ghost on him.
[Huahua, your eldest cousin has been either unlucky or in danger for the past half month...] The Judge's Pen sighed.
The carriage was frightened and almost rolled off the cliff, and was almost hit by rocks.
At worst, he was mistaken for a thief and was almost chased and beaten to death by the villagers.
Yunhua didn't say anything and kept flipping forward.
My cousin was normal during the first year of his study abroad.
only…
In the second year, there were one or two bad things happening every month.
No one has never been unlucky in this world.
Perhaps for Cui Jingchu, he doesn't care at all.
But Yunhua felt something was wrong, and a flash of blood appeared in his eyes.
No matter how unlucky you are, it won't happen every month.
That is to say.
The black cloud above my cousin's head appeared a year ago.
Guest room.
After Zhou Mingxi finished washing up, he walked towards Cui Jingchu's yard.
Along the way, he heard the servants of Cui's house chatting, "Brother Cui is in trouble again..."
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