Chapter 248. Fellow countryman!
Zhou Mingxi's eyes lit up instantly.
Seeing this, Yunhua put his hand down. Zhou Mingxi tentatively replied, "One hundred and eighty per cup."
Then he asked, "How much is the big hammer and two small hammers?"
Yunhua said seriously, "One hundred and sixty."
This was something she heard ghosts talking about when she was making Meng Po soup. She didn't expect that she would actually agree with it.
"Fellow countryman!"
Zhou Mingxi's eyes welled up with tears, and he wanted to rush over and hug him. "My fellow villager, when did you come? Did you travel in body or soul? And how did you die?"
Yunhua blinked, "My soul traveled through time and space. I came here thirteen years ago. I was so excited about eating melons that I was kicked to death by an unscrupulous boss."
Zhou Mingxi looked at Yunhua in horror, "Damn, your boss is so wicked?"
"Don't talk about me, how did you die?" Yunhua asked him back.
Zhou Mingxi sighed and smiled bitterly, "Well, the current economic situation is not good. I haven't found a job in half a year. I bought the last hundred yuan in my pocket on the lottery, and I actually won the jackpot."
He excitedly raised three fingers towards Yunhua, "My fellow countryman, thirty million, do you know how excited I was at that time? As soon as I got the money, I was about to go traveling, but I didn't expect that some ghost system..."
Zhou Mingxi's words stopped in his throat, his eyes widened, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.
[Warning, warning, do not reveal the existence of this system to outsiders!] The system said sinisterly, looking at Yunhua greedily.
[You…fuck you!]
Zhou Mingxi growled. This time the electric current wasn't as strong as during the day, but it still left him paralyzed.
[She's from my hometown. I don't believe she hasn't read the novel and doesn't know about cheat codes and systems.]
The system looked at him coldly.
[Don’t say that!]
Yunhua called out to the Book of Life and Death and the others, "Xiao Shushu, what is the golden finger?"
I know. I know.
Judge Pen raised a small hand, [Meng Po's Stories wrote about essential cheats for time travelers, such as the Blood Recognition Space, the Trade Mall, and so on...]
Judge Pen chattered on and on, and Yunhua's eyes sparkled.
"My friend, when I traveled through time, I met the King of Hell. He gave me a small stone, which turned out to be an infinite space, and also contained many treasures..."
"What!"
"Your golden finger is space!"
Zhou Mingxi's defenses were instantly broken. He endured the numbness in his body and burst into tears regardless of the system's crazy warnings.
"Woo woo woo, comparing yourself to others is so frustrating!"
"My golden finger is a useless system. I am still alive in the modern era. It is the system that forcibly bound me and dragged my soul into this world."
Yunhua narrowed his eyes, revealing a horrified expression: "Ah? Then you can... can you still go back?"
"able!"
Zhou Mingxi wiped away a tear and said, "My modern body is just unconscious. The system wants me to help it complete its mission before sending me back."
"What mission?" Yunhua asked.
[Warning again, warning!] The system increased the current, and Zhou Mingxi convulsed again.
[Your uncle, do you understand what it means that two cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang? I'm telling my fellow villager, who knows, she might find a way to help me and let you lose your luck.]
system:......
It seems to make sense. I'm trying to control her, and by the way...
Cui Jingchu has some relationship with her. If the relationship is not good, then he will get the luck directly. On the contrary, if the relationship is good, then he will threaten her and exchange her merits and luck for it.
The system smiled evilly, [Agree!]
Zhou Mingxi breathed a sigh of relief when the system agreed. "Help it absorb luck."
"Suck the luck!" Yunhua covered his mouth with a look of fear.
"Then... this system doesn't look like a good thing. Will it give you rewards?"
Zhou Mingxi shook his head. "Nothing, except electric shocks and threats about taking back the modern era!"
When he thought of this, he was so angry that he vomited blood.
Novels are harmful!
[Hahaha, Xiaohuahua, Zhou Mingxi is pretty unlucky too. He didn't get anything good.] The Book of Life and Death laughed. This must be the most miserable time traveler in the world.
【Hehehe, then Bibi, light a candle for him! 】
"Then my cousin's misfortune could not be caused by this system!" Yunhua's smile remained unchanged, but the light in his eyes was extremely dark.
Zhou Mingxi nodded heavily, "Yes, that's what did it!"
"When I was dragged into this body, it sealed my original body in a corner. It threatened me to find someone with good fortune, and unfortunately, I ran into your cousin."
"It set its sights on your cousin and marked him, then insisted I approach him. I plucked a fingernail-sized amount every month and gave it to him, which pissed him off so much that he gave me an electric shock every day."
"However, it was still recuperating at that time, and could still withstand the force of the electric shock it gave me. As it recovered, I could only pull out a little more of the shock it had given me half a month ago.
"It's not satisfied yet, so it created an accident of its own, hoping to kill your cousin. This way, the remaining luck will automatically fly into its hands. I have tried my best to help your cousin survive this disaster."
"Eh..."
Zhou Mingxi let out a breath of foul air.
He continued with a hopeless look: "My friend, it has set its sights on you now. It has been asking me to help it suck your cousin's ass off so that it can suck yours."
"It says you have good fortune!"
Yun Hua's eyes flashed with a hint of coldness, "Can't you take the lead?"
"cannot!"
Zhou Mingxi shook his head in frustration: "It's bound to my soul. I can't catch it, nor can I resist it. I'm always in a passive state."
[Waste!] The Book of Life and Death gave him a look of disdain.
[That's right, that's right. Those time travelers in Meng Po's book have a firm grasp on the system and don't dare to say a word!] The judge was equally disgusted.
Yunhua touched his chin.
Soul binding.
She just didn't know how to start.
"My friend, ask the system if you can bind me to it. I have a lot of enemies in this world, and you can help me get revenge!"
[Xiao Huahua, you’re crazy!] The Book of Life and Death yelled at her.
[Bibi disagrees!] Judge Bi stamped his foot on Yunhua’s shoulder anxiously. That’s a bad guy.
Yunhua waved his hand nonchalantly. "Silly! If it gets inside me, can't the three of us just catch it and squeeze every last ounce of its value? As for the electric shock, haven't we been struck by lightning enough?"
[It's not even enough to tickle me.]
The two little ones' eyes lit up instantly, and they shouted in unison: [Xiao Huahua, tie her up!]
Zhou Mingxi looked at Yunhua with horror on his face and roared, "My fellow villager, I... was totally wrong about you!"
"You're a modern person, but you have no principles at all. This is something that can harm people, and you actually want to use it to get revenge!"
Yunhua raised his eyebrows and looked at him with appreciation.
[Oh, I thought he would happily agree. He still has some conscience.]
【Shushu also looked at him with admiration.】
「Eh, now it seems like I can’t fry him even more……」
Judge Pen licked his lips, looking regretful.
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