Chapter 100: This after-sales service is a bit cold.



"The fresh cucumbers, eggplants, lotus roots, and yams I just recommended are all poisonous; they're 7D printed products. If you want non-toxic fresh fruit, you'll have to go to the auction section. However, the sales assistant there is a complete idiot; he's incredibly quiet and unresponsive. I don't recommend buying those expensive and pointless items there. A rational consumer like yourself would certainly..."

"Enough, enough! Aren't you trying to sell us products? Give us a dozen of these 'tightening spells' first!" Li Lechen said hurriedly.

"You are truly wise. A dozen of the Tightening Spells only cost 100 Sunshine Coins and can be used twelve times. The item has been added to your personal inventory. 100 Sunshine Coins will be deducted from your account. Is there anything else you need?"

That's incredibly efficient!

Although I haven't seen what the "golden headband" is or how to use it, the quick and convenient shopping experience makes the sales assistant's talkativeness commendable.

"Thank you for your positive feedback. Giving me five likes will earn you some store points. Also, there will be after-sales follow-up regarding how you use the product, so you can rest assured."

"......"

"Actually, I still suggest you buy some cucumbers and eggplants to take home. Now the detoxification company has launched a 'processing without packaging fee' service. You can buy 7D printed food and then have it detoxified, which is more cost-effective than buying ready-made food directly."

"I need the Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill! I don't need cucumbers or eggplants!" Li Lechen said speechlessly.

"What about lotus root and yam? Think about it."

"I need! Nine! Flavors! Emperor! Pills!" Li Lechen was almost going crazy.

"If you want the Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill, then you should have the Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill. Why are you being so fierce? It's not like I can't receive your brainwaves."

"......"

Women are known for their fickle nature, but are robotic women really like that too?

This doesn't make sense!

Isn't the customer always right?

I just bought a dozen headbands.

Looking at the sales assistant again, she no longer showed eight teeth, but was rolling her eyes: "One Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill has been placed in your personal items, deducting 1 Sunshine Coin."

So fast? And so cheap?

I can't believe this life-saving Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill only costs 1 Sunshine Coin. Could it be that there's no profit margin on this product, so the sales assistant doesn't want to promote it?

"You knew that and you still bought it? You've wasted my time!"

"......"

This robot is way too emotional...

Li Lechen originally wanted to browse around some more, but the sales assistant was a bit unpredictable, and she couldn't handle it, so she quickly left.

Click on your personal information again.

[Level: 3]

Experience Points: 5203.101

[Sunshine Coins: 1]

[Red envelopes: 10]

[Personal Items: Tightening Headband x12, Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill x1]

[Mall Points: 3 points]

Compared to before, there's now a "Personal Items" section where I put two newly purchased items, and I've lost 2 points in the store.

Does it mean I lose 1 point for every item I buy? How do I increase my points?

Also, since items bought in the mall can be placed in this "personal items" section, why should items received from red envelopes appear in front of you immediately?

If we could put it in this "personal items" category, wouldn't that avoid the embarrassment of losing a bottle of water on the bus like last time?

If you had such a storage space, you wouldn't have to worry about red envelopes. You could just grab them, open them, and store them in the space, then look at them one by one at your leisure. You wouldn't have to worry about them expiring or exploding.

"You're overthinking it. The mall's cloud space does not accept the storage of explosive items."

Suddenly, another voice rang out.

Compared to the sweet voice of the previous sales assistant, this one was much colder, and it was even impossible to tell if it was male or female.

The key point is that I didn't see any virtual human figures standing there.

"I'm not a sales assistant, I'm just an after-sales customer service representative. I'm only responsible for following up on the items you bought from the store. But because you're overthinking it, I'm just reminding you."

Well, the after-sales service has never been very good, so Li Lechen didn't have much hope.

"So, this... the mall cloud space can be used to store other things?" Li Lechen also communicated with the after-sales service through his mind.

"Can."

"Can I put the items I get from the red envelopes inside?"

"Can."

That's wonderful!

Now you don't have to worry about the red envelopes expiring, or about ten items falling and damaging the flowers, plants, and saplings.

"Ten is too many to handle." The voice suddenly appeared. "You still have 3 points left, which is at most three storage slots."

"What? Are the mall points stored in a storage location?"

"That's not the right way to look at it. Mall points are the qualification to purchase items in the mall. Since you've bought something from the mall, we'll naturally provide a storage space for free. But if you want to store other things, you'll need to use mall points to redeem the storage space."

Uh! So that's how it's used.

"If I eat one Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill, will I have an extra storage space?"

"You're overthinking it. Once the items are consumed, we'll take back the storage space. However, the storage space you purchased with mall points has a usage right of 10."

"How can I earn points in the store?"

"I am an after-sales customer service representative, not a sales consultant or a smart assistant."

"......"

"Let me briefly explain how to use the headband. Each headband consists of a stimulus and an activation/deactivation incantation. The stimulus is generated randomly and is usually a small, common item around the user. Place it on the user's body, then recite the corresponding activation incantation. This will cause the user to feel pain in that part of their body. Recite the deactivation incantation, and the pain will disappear. Note that the headband is a one-time use item. The maximum duration of use is thirty minutes. That is, if the activation incantation is not recited within thirty minutes of activation, it will become ineffective. If the activation incantation is recited but the deactivation incantation is not, the pain will last for a maximum of half an hour."

Aside from the fact that it's unclear what exactly the so-called "common everyday items" are, everything else has been explained very clearly.

It seems quite fun to use.

"Oh, by the way, how painful is this? It won't kill me, will it?"

"The pain level will gradually increase, generally starting at about level four and reaching level ten after thirty minutes."

Li Lechen had searched the pain levels on Baidu before. Level 4 was roughly like being slapped in the face, Level 5 was like being pinched in a door, Level 7 was like being beaten with a stick, and Level 10 was severe pain, similar to having a finger cut off.

Ugh! Just thinking about it hurts.

But that's not the most painful part, so this "tightening spell" is quite nasty.

"If there's nothing else to explain, I'm exiting the program," the voice suddenly said in a sarcastic tone.

"No, no, no, there's also that Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill, how do you take it?"

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