"Can't they replace testicles at the hospital? Why not penis? If it's damaged, they'll replace it. (Three-inch world)"
"Yes, you can exchange them. Three thousand coins can buy one, longer and thicker, no extra price."
Is this guy advertising for the male reproductive urology department of a hospital?
"Is there a lot of plants in the exclusive area? And herbs too? Legend has it that maca can enhance male virility. If you can find maca, give it to this employee. I believe he will benefit greatly from it."
"But......"
Maca... Although this stuff is said to have aphrodisiac properties, not to mention whether you can find genuine maca, even if you do find it, it definitely won't have any effect in the short term.
To get really bouncy quickly, you definitely need Viagra!
“It seems there’s something better in the exclusive zone,” Huo Jiujian suddenly said.
Uh! That's possible. Li Lechen felt that he hadn't expressed anything this time, yet Huo Jiujian could still guess it. He truly deserved to be called an intelligence expert.
"I'm just someone who posts ads, don't think of me as something great," Huo Jiujian said modestly. "How about this, you find what I'm talking about first, and then I'll connect you two."
"You really want that... can't you just use money?"
"You'd better trust the credibility of the information I provide; it's the simplest way," Huo Jiujian concluded. "And don't try to bribe me, because the 'government' has the most comprehensive anti-corruption system and the strictest anti-corruption measures."
"Fine~~~~" Li Lechen twitched his lips, clearly disdainful.
The strictest anti-corruption measures have existed since ancient times. Even the most severe measures, like skinning alive, cannot deter officials who are willing to do anything for money. The so-called severity only makes the temptation even greater.
Li Lechen never imagined that he would be involved in bribery before even entering university or the workforce.
It's so embarrassing to have to go buy Viagra.
...
...
"Li Lechen!"
"exist!"
Suddenly, the English teacher called out Li Lechen's name loudly, startling Li Lechen, who was secretly looking at his phone, and he immediately stood up.
"Please do this cloze test."
The teacher waved the test paper in his hand, and Li Lechen quickly flipped the test paper to the cloze test.
Completely bewildered, I recognize all the letters, but few of them form words, and when combined into a whole passage, I can't understand it at all.
For cloze tests, Li Lechen always just guessed; there were absolutely no test-taking techniques involved. He either knew the answer or he guessed.
As the head of the English teaching and research group and the English teacher of the top class, Ke Meiyu has been very unhappy since yesterday. She has seen the English scores of everyone in the top class, and Li Lechen's scores are the worst.
Not only was he the worst in the class, but he was also the worst English student in all previous years of the top-performing class.
Even if you're good at science, how can you get into the top class if your English is so bad?
Who says English doesn't affect your score? People who are bad at English are really bad. Looking at an English test paper, some can only recognize ABCD, and when it comes to writing, they can only write "dear xiaohua".
This refers to Li Lechen.
So Li Lechen frankly admitted, "Teacher, I don't know how to do it."
"If you can't do it, are you going to give up on the whole English exam?"
"Then I can try to guess, since there are so many multiple-choice questions."
Li Lechen's confession did not earn him any leniency from Ke Meiyu; instead, it made him feel even more humiliated. The implication was clear: as long as I'm good at science, even if I give up English entirely, it won't affect my grades.
He walked down from the podium indignantly.
Li Lechen quickly hid his phone.
"Give me!"
Ke Meiyu reached out her hand to Li Lechen.
Li Lechen shook his head repeatedly. His phone was already exposed, but he had to hold onto it tightly.
However, this objection was futile. Ke Huayu snatched Li Lechen's phone and opened it.
Fingerprint authentication is required.
He still grabbed Li Lechen's hand without any hesitation and unlocked the door with his fingerprint.
"You actually..."
"Teacher, I..."
Li Lechen didn't know how to explain it, and there was no way to explain it, because he was searching for Viagra on Taobao, and the page was filled with nothing but small blue pills.
I hope the teacher doesn't know what Viagra is.
But is that even possible?
Sure enough, the teacher's face completely changed. Before, she had only caught him playing on his phone, but seeing the contents of the phone clearly angered her more.
So, what was originally just a scolding has now turned into a serious matter!
Anyway, this student's English is so bad, he shouldn't be in the top class.
This is something that Ke Meiyu finds very shameful.
Li Lechen was well aware that if he were caught by his math or physics teacher, he could use his good grades in science subjects to his advantage and try to get away with it by being cute. But his English teacher already disliked him, and would definitely make a big deal out of it, determined to get him punished.
If I've received a disciplinary action, can I still get admitted through the early admission process?
It seems unlikely!
what to do?!
Suddenly, a series of rapid footsteps came from outside the window, and three or four people in white coats rushed over.
So many people have come to the hospital, who must be in trouble!
Although this is the elite class, it doesn't mean that everyone's good intentions were drowned out by the sea of questions, so many people still peeked out.
Ke Meiyu was also stunned for a moment.
At this point, there was no time to worry about anything else! Li Lechen could only resort to the "tightening spell" once again.
"What a huge cockroach!"
Li Lechen suddenly shouted.
"ah!!!!"
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