Helpless, Li Lechen began writing "Solution" on the blackboard.
Zheng Fangxing is right. Math is a subject that really affects your grades. If you know how to do it, you can finish it in no time and get full marks. If you don't know how, you can only write down a solution. The worst part is, you don't get any points for writing down a solution.
There's no other way but to resort to the old tricks!
Having made up his mind, Li Lechen suddenly bent down and hugged his calf: "Ouch~~~~"
Zheng Fangxing was startled, and in a moment of stress, he also felt pain in his leg. Although several days had passed, he still felt lingering fear when he thought about it.
People are like those who have been bitten by a snake once and are afraid of ropes for ten years; Zheng Fangxing, on the other hand, once his leg cramped up, could no longer withstand any stimulation.
So they retreated repeatedly, afraid of catching Li Lechen's leg cramps.
The two's sudden, strange behavior quickly diverted everyone's attention.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Li Lechen opened the live streaming platform, entered the online store, and called out to the sales assistant.
"Give me a month, no, a year, of smart assistant!"
"Dear young man, did you rush in just to buy a smart assistant?" The sales assistant greeted him with a smile.
Li Lechen really wanted to slap herself. It was definitely the sales assistant's fault for acting up. Clearly, she hadn't immediately and efficiently secured a year's use of the smart assistant for her.
Rolling his eyes, Li Lechen could only agree with the sales assistant: "Yes, I really need a smart assistant right now, please help me buy one."
“But I think you need to take calcium supplements more. From what I’ve gathered, you’re experiencing leg cramps right now.”
Li Lechen was speechless. He explained, "I was just pretending to have a leg cramp. It wasn't a real cramp. I just need the smart assistant. Could you please hurry?"
"You? You actually addressed me as 'you'? Did I do something wrong? Waaah..."
Li Lechen didn't expect that his slightly resentful remark would make the sales assistant cry, so he forced a comforting tone: "Hey! 'You' is a respectful term, just like how you address me, so it has nothing to do with whether you're doing a good job or not. Please don't cry."
"Waaaaah... I'm the best sales consultant according to big data analysis, and you actually have a grudge against me, and you're clearly showing it. How am I supposed to provide service in the future?"
"......"
Li Lechen was completely speechless.
He was feeling incredibly awkward. He stood on the platform, hugging his leg and pretending to have a cramp. Zheng Fangxing was staring at him warily, and the students below the platform were also watching the stage intently. But this sales assistant was actually messing with him.
This delicate balance lasted for about a minute before Zheng Fangxing, after confirming that he hadn't caught the leg cramp, took a few steps forward, bent down, and asked, "Are you... alright?"
"Ouch!!!"
Li Lechen immediately shouted.
However, since he had only been humming before, this sudden loud shout seemed abrupt and fake.
Li Lechen thought to himself, "Too much is as bad as too little."
By this point, not only Zheng Fangxing, but even the students in the audience could basically tell that Li Lechen was faking it. Of all things to fake, why pretend to have a leg cramp? If he really had a leg cramp, would he look so relaxed? Would just shouting it out be enough?
Upon discovering this, Liu Yu seemed more excited than the others, running straight to the podium and exaggeratingly joining in Li Lechen's act: "Looks like your leg cramp is pretty bad~~~"
Li Lechen immediately rolled his eyes.
It was obvious that Liu Yu had come to see him make a fool of himself.
He stepped forward again, feigning concern, and said, "You can't keep hugging your legs like that. Here, let me help you pull them up."
At this point, Li Lechen had no choice but to take action again. Originally intending to subject Zheng Fangxing to another round of the "tightening spell," it seemed the only option was to have Liu Yu try.
So he quickly retreated to his personal items and clicked on the "tightening spell" on the item.
"ah!"
Suddenly, Li Lechen felt his leg being pulled so hard by an external force that he immediately felt the pain of dislocation.
She glared angrily at Liu Yu, only to meet his smug and cunning smile.
Damn it!
Please provide a "soul cleanser" and confirm the intended recipient.
Suddenly, a message popped up.
"Soul cleanser"? What Li Lechen wants is a "golden headband"!
Damn it! I must have been pulled so suddenly that my hand shook and I accidentally clicked on that "mental cleanser" next to me.
After I just said that one sentence, another message popped up: Please confirm the intended user as soon as possible, otherwise it will be used on me by default.
Go to hell!
Although this so-called "spiritual cleanser" sounds pretty good, Li Lechen would never let such a bizarre thing be used on himself.
Then, through gritted teeth, he squeezed out two words: "Liu! Yu!"
A "spiritual cleansing agent" was confirmed to be intended for Liu Yu.
Liu Yu was suddenly stunned.
Then, he felt his mind go completely blank. He forgot who he was, where he was, and what he was doing. He was completely lost.
Then, a strong sense of guilt overwhelmed me.
"I'm pregnant with your child!" came Wu Qunfang's voice.
"Just because you say the child is mine doesn't mean it's mine!!" That's my own voice.
“I only had sex with you, and then I got pregnant.” Wu Qunfang choked up.
......
"Go ahead and give birth if you dare! Have a paternity test done, then tell everyone this child is mine, Liu Yu's! Can't do that? If you can't, then figure it out yourself!"
These conversations flashed through Liu Yu's mind, one sentence at a time. Because his mind had been blank beforehand, these sentences, both in sound and meaning, were amplified many times over.
Liu Yu began to cover his ears.
That's right, in front of everyone, Liu Yu covered his ears.
What's going on?
Seeing Liu Yu's bewildered and ghost-like expression, Li Lechen was also baffled. Wasn't it supposed to be a "soul cleanser"? Wasn't it supposed to purify the soul? Why had Liu Yu become like this?
Zheng Fangxing, who had been focusing his attention on Li Lechen, now had to turn his attention to Liu Yu, because his behavior was too abnormal. So he bent down and asked, "Liu Yu? You...?"
"Scumbag!"
Suddenly, Liu Yu shouted loudly.
Zheng Fangxing was immediately stunned, and then his old face quickly turned red.
"I'm such a scumbag!"
Liu Yu added another sentence.
After saying that, he raised his hand and slapped himself hard across the face.
If Liu Yu's previous actions of being stunned, bewildered, and covering his ears were merely strange, his current actions of cursing himself as scum and slapping himself were truly shocking.
But the shock only lasted a moment. Everyone quickly thought of the gossip that had spread this morning. A man who does something but doesn't admit it, and even kicks someone when they're down, is indeed a scumbag and deserves this slap.
The scene became increasingly chaotic.
Zheng Fangxing had no choice but to call the infirmary, and the matter was also reported to Jia Chenggong, who was in charge of logistics and miscellaneous matters.
A student suddenly went crazy; this is no small matter!
The crucial point is that this student who might be going crazy is Liu Yu!
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