Chapter 273 What the hell is this bird poop?



"What?!" Mo Longao almost jumped up. "You're saying this on my face is bird poop?"

"Um..." Li Lechen became embarrassed, "I don't have any tissues in my bag, um... why don't you go wash up by the water?"

"Why wash it off?" Mo Longao retorted.

“???”

"Once this sticks to me, it's mine. I might be able to take it back with me when we get home!"

Upon hearing this, Li Lechen was completely taken aback: "Why do you want to take this bird poop back? It's not like it's bird's nest..."

"Can't I like it?" Mo Longao raised his head. He never needed to explain what he liked. Bird droppings are what live birds excrete. Fresh bird droppings prove that there are live birds, and that he has indeed been to the exclusive zone. How could the guys in this exclusive zone possibly understand the deeper meaning behind that?

Thinking this, Mo Longao raised his head even higher and even hummed at Li Lechen.

Mo Longao was fine with it; he could think that way, and he could let bird droppings on his face while proudly holding his head high. But Li Lechen, who was beside him, couldn't.

People who had already been a little curious were now staring at the two of them as if they were madmen.

It's just bird poop, don't exaggerate like that.

"If you like bird droppings so much, can I get some for you to put in your personal shop?" Li Lechen could only plead like this.

"That's different!"

Mo Longao still held his head high with excitement. He could feel the damp texture of the bird droppings and even smell their fresh scent—the scent of nature, the true scent of nature, it was simply wonderful.

When one tactic didn't work, Li Lechen had to try another: "You only have ten minutes left, oh no, now you only have seven minutes. You can't just spend it all with this bird poop on your head, can you? There's a reservoir ahead, and it's all Class I water."

"real?"

"real......"

"Then take me there right away!"

"But how can you walk with your head tilted back like that...?"

"Of course! If I didn't tilt my head back like that, wouldn't bird droppings fall down?"

"This bird poop is really worthless, um..."

Just as he was racking his brains, a yellow cow came into view in the distance. Li Lechen quickly said, "What's bird poop? If you like, there's a whole pile of cow poop!"

"ah?"

Mo Longao was startled and instinctively pulled his head back. The bird droppings on his face, because they were quite dry, fell to the ground in one piece, leaving only some residue.

Although he felt a pang of heartache seeing bird droppings on the ground, Mo Longao calmed down after his initial excitement. There were so many things in his private area; he couldn't be so narrow-minded as to get bogged down in a single bird dropping. There were cows ahead, lots of cow dung, and who knows, maybe even sheep, horses, pigs—they all had droppings.

Pah! Why does it have to be shit? There are so many other things out there!

It must be because the air in the private area was so fresh that I suddenly became obsessed.

Realizing this, Mo Longao's face twitched involuntarily. He reached out and wiped away the bird droppings, then grabbed Li Lechen and strode forward to see the reservoir.

However, Li Lechen did not find it easy to walk this short distance of just over a hundred meters, because Mo Longao's thinking was too unpredictable. He had just recovered from the excitement of seeing bird droppings when he saw a centipede crawling on the ground and got excited again, even chasing after the centipede and stepping on the mud all over his feet.

Then, with his feet covered in mud, he sighed and reminisced for a while.

Looking up again, you see a huge reservoir.

Seeing Mo Longao standing there in a daze, Li Lechen pointed to the steps next to him and said, "You can go down from here."

Mo Longao remained motionless, not only his body but also his eyelids.

"you......"

"Big! So big!"

"???"

"It's much bigger than the lake at Kangshuaifu's house! No wonder they can use natural water to wash their faces and bathe in the private area."

"......"

Okay, I thought it was something else, but it turns out they were just marveling at how big the reservoir is.

In reality, Meixi Reservoir is very small; it's just that the surrounding environment is beautiful and the vegetation is lush, which is why it has become a small scenic area.

But even a small reservoir seemed much larger to Mo Longao, who had already seen the lakes at Kang Shuaifu's house.

With so much water, if only it could be moved to Anqu...

"Senior!"

Suddenly, a clear voice rang out from behind them. Li Lechen and Mo Longao were both startled and turned around at the same time.

"And this is...?"

Xu Ziyuan saw Li Lechen and his group from afar. Of course, he wasn't sure if the rather flamboyant man beside him was with him. However, when the two of them turned around at the same time, it was confirmed.

At this moment, Li Lechen really didn't want to run into acquaintances, especially since they had asked about Mo Longao. He could only stammer, "This is a friend of mine. We just happened to run into each other."

As for Mo Longao's name, Li Lechen couldn't bring himself to say it. In the exclusive zone... ugh, exclusive zone, normally no one would actually use that name. He's even worse than Guo Xiaoming.

Fortunately, Xu Ziyuan didn't ask any further questions, because she didn't care what the name of the man with Li Lechen was. Knowing that the two of them were familiar with each other made things easier.

"Senior, one of the girls in our dorm has diarrhea and can't come today..."

Li Lechen looked at Xu Ziyuan with a blank expression. He obviously thought that if a girl in someone's dorm had diarrhea, she shouldn't need to tell him.

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