Chapter 99 The Noisy Shopping Mall Salesperson



Then, Li Lechen quickly checked his information panel.

[Level: 3]

Experience Points: 5203

[Sunshine Coins: 1]

[Red envelopes: 10]

[Mall Points: 5 points]

Finally, I saw the words "shopping mall".

But what's with the 5 points? How did they come about?

Never mind, I'll just open it first.

Perhaps because her expectations were low, given how low the live streaming platform was, Li Lechen didn't have much hope before entering this online store.

In his mind, he pictured those rural shops that sold everything, with two rocking cars at the entrance, shouting, "Handsome guys, come and play!" A dollar could buy you three minutes of fun.

In short, Li Lechen's plan was simply to go inside and find that Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill.

As a result, the next second after clicking on the store, I was completely dumbfounded.

Before my eyes appeared a huge supermarket, or rather, a shopping mall that truly lived up to its name. It was indeed a shopping mall, with all sorts of shops and a dazzling array of goods, all presented in three dimensions.

If Li Lechen hadn't already gotten somewhat used to this virtual world, he probably would have rushed straight into the store.

The mall probably has many floors. The first floor, as far as the eye can see, is not like a modern mall that sells women's cosmetics and jewelry. Instead, it is filled with bottles of all sizes, shapes and styles. The bottles are either filled with liquid or empty.

Being able to occupy the most prominent position in the mall, it's no surprise that it must be the most scarce natural resource in the future world.

However, Li Lechen had absolutely no interest in it, even less than when he went to a shopping mall and saw cosmetics and jewelry on the first floor.

Looking up, I was instantly transported to the second floor.

This is a great experience; things automatically move closer to your eyes, and men no longer have to worry about being dragged shopping by their girlfriends or wives.

The second floor should have all kinds of food, fruits, vegetables, canned goods, snacks, you name it. It reminded me of the fruits and vegetables that were used for cooking earlier when someone said "Get out of here."

"Dear 'Wind Chaser Boy,' would you like a cucumber?"

Suddenly, a voice rang in his ear, startling Li Lechen.

The voice was actually very gentle, but I didn't expect there to be any sound, and being in the woods at school made me feel a little guilty.

Once he calmed down, Li Lechen realized that besides the voice, there was also a beautiful virtual waiter standing to the side, showing him eight teeth.

"No, no, no, I don't need it!" Li Lechen shook his head repeatedly.

Cucumbers are something only women need.

I heard that applying slices to the face is very moisturizing and also effective in removing acne.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately felt incredibly stupid: since thinking about it would lead to a salesperson asking him questions, then deciding whether to buy or not could naturally be done simply by thinking.

Fortunately, this was in the woods, and there were no men or women around.

Then, Li Lechen really started thinking. However, once the word "cucumber" was combined with the quantifier "one," even if he forced himself to think that it was edible and could be used to make face masks or something, he couldn't shake off that whimsical use from his mind.

"If you don't want cucumber, we recommend eggplant. Although it's softer than cucumber, it has a better shape..."

"Pfft—" Li Lechen coughed up blood.

"...Multiple detoxification processing methods are available, and the taste is fantastic!" the sales assistant continued sweetly. Judging solely from her tone, it was impossible to tell that she was merely an automated sales assistant—basically a robot.

Li Lechen couldn't help but marvel at the advanced level of artificial intelligence development, impressed by the capabilities of intelligent shopping guides.

Fortunately, it seems that in the future, artificial intelligence will not rebel or compete with humans; instead, it will continue to serve humanity wholeheartedly.

"Yes, I am your dedicated shopping assistant for this trip. You can call me Kexin," the sales assistant suddenly said.

satisfying......

Let's forget about it.

Li Lechen said he wasn't familiar with the sales assistant and would never dare to call her by that name.

Also, I want eggplants even less than cucumbers.

"Your name doesn't matter. Whatever you call me, as long as I recognize you're calling me, even if you call me 'Silly Girl,' 'Ya Dan,' or 'Cui Hua,' I'll serve you wholeheartedly." The saleswoman was completely unperturbed and continued, "You could also check out lotus root; it's crisp and refreshing, and most importantly, it helps with drainage. Or consider yam; it's fragrant, soft, and has a thick, smooth juice..."

"No need, no need!" Li Lechen shook his head repeatedly. Was he fixated on cylindrical objects today?

"So what do you want?"

"I just want one Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill." Li Lechen thought about it seriously for a moment.

"You should have thought of this sooner. You just need one Nine-Flavor Emperor Pill. You could have thought of it as soon as you came in. If you didn't think of it, how would I know what you need? I will only know if you think of it. If I don't know, I can only try my best to capture your thoughts and recommend the things that best suit your wishes. But there will inevitably be some deviations. After all, you are a human and I am a robot. My brain can't turn corners, but you can make multiplication tables all the time."

"..." Li Lechen was speechless. This guy is even more like Tang Sanzang from Journey to the West!

"Do you need to buy another one of the headbands?"

"I don't want any of them!" Li Lechen shook his head subconsciously.

Um?

What just happened?

What is the golden headband?

"The headband is the one you thought of before, the headband that Tang Sanzang used on Sun Wukong. It costs 10 Sun Coins per set, and it works quickly and intensely. It's truly one of the best tools for pranks, revenge, and strong resistance."

I never expected to find such interesting things in the store! Let's go...

Wait a moment!

"I bought this headband for someone else, right? It won't bind me, will it?" Li Lechen suddenly thought of this crucial question before placing the order.

"You really have a vivid imagination. How could you possibly use the props you bought on yourself? We'd be bombarded with complaints!" the sales assistant chuckled, still covering her mouth with her hand as she laughed.

Is this for real, or is it a robot?

"Of course I'm a robot. Do you need one like me? The best-selling robot right now is the 'Intelligent Assistant,' but it's running into some problems. The company is conducting a political review of it, and I don't recommend using a robot with flawed thinking. Alternatively, you could rent me. I can introduce you to products, and my price is very cheap—only 10 Sunshine Coins per person. 10 Sunshine Coins is a bargain for you; it's a drop in the ocean. Just 10 Sunshine Coins can take me home, and I can detect your needs anytime, anywhere, and recommend the most suitable products for you..."

Damn it! This thing is poisonous!

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