Chapter 231: In kindergarten, better than dad
As for the big rice pot, it was intact.
She stood there panting, eating a lollipop in her hand.
That was given to her by Teacher Zhang. If she wasn't given it to eat, she might even tear down the podium.
The one who was crying heart-wrenchingly now was Liu Xingxing, because Liu Xingxing was not as strong as the big rice pot, and his ability to destroy the house was not as strong as the big rice pot. All he could do was curse and cry.
"Teacher, I tell you! Shui Baba is awesome." Liu Xingxing cried with tears and snot, and still wanted to prove that his father was a superhero.
Teacher Zhang soothed him, "Everyone's father is very capable."
"No!" Liu Xingxing protested, "My dad is amazing. Not only can he eat shit, he can also poop."
Teacher Zhang closed his eyes. This was the first time he had encountered such a kid in all his long career.
The big rice pot was even more dissatisfied, "Water can't poop! The poop is even bigger."
Teacher Zhang's face was full of black lines. "Hey kids, can you change the topic of your quarrel?"
"No!" The two guys with a strong desire to win said in unison.
Liu Xingxing was sobbing and gasping for breath, "Humph, my daddy's poop is also huge, a hundred times bigger than your dad's."
The big rice pot was propped up on his fat waist. "My dad is the king of shit. No matter how big the mud is, it is not as powerful as the king of shit."
Liu Xingxing was anxious, "My dad is the big shit king, your dad is just the shit king."
The rice pot gritted its teeth, clenched its chubby little hands into fists, and said, "My dad is the invincible giant shit king of the universe, and my mud dad is just the giant shit king."
As he spoke, he did not forget to spread out his little hands and make a big circle.
Liu Xingxing stamped his feet. Seeing that he couldn't win the argument with Dafanguo, he looked at Teacher Zhang and said, "Teacher, you think my dad, Dashiwang, is the most powerful, right?"
Teacher Zhang no longer wanted to respond, he just felt his ears buzzing.
"Dongdongdong~"
Gong Lingxiao knocked on the office door.
The big rice pot, who was originally angry, had his eyes light up when he saw Gong Lingxiao.
"I've always said that my dad is invincible and super powerful in the universe! Look, my dad is faster than your dad." The big rice pot ran towards Gong Lingxiao with its little footsteps.
Liu Xingxing cried even louder, clutching her skirt anxiously, "Daddy will be here soon! Daddy is a Super Boy."
Dafanguo's competitive spirit returned, and he turned to Liu Xingxing and continued to rant, "Baba is the super invincible super fast boy in the universe."
"No! Wo Baba is the super invincible super fast man in the universe."
"It's not the mud daddy, it's my daddy!"
Gong Lingxiao frowned.
No man wants to be a super boy!
He picked up the rice pot and said, "Be good! The rice pot is the most obedient, thinnest and most beautiful child, so let's not quarrel."
The big rice pot was held high, and he stretched his neck to continue scolding Liu Xingxing, "My father praised me for being a good child, but my father didn't praise me."
Just as he finished speaking, a man in sports casual clothes walked in.
When Liu Xingxing saw his father, he ran over and asked for a hug: "Dad, I was beaten by a motherless child. You have to save me!"
The man looked at his daughter's disheveled appearance, then at the scrap metal beside him. He pointed angrily at the rice pot and said, "She's a wild child born of a mother but never raised by one! She eats like a pig and has a brainless head like a pig!"
When Liu Xingxing heard her father scolding the big rice pot for her, she clapped her hands happily, "I told you, my dad is awesome! What the hell is a mud daddy!"
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