Chapter 268: Jumping in front of the villain
The big rice pot staggered and rolled directly onto the sofa.
Yuanyuan's head was hurt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she stuck her butt out and got up from the ground.
Huang Xiao finally felt the air flowing and was able to breathe.
He took a deep breath. Why did the smell become stronger?
Turning around, I saw the big rice pot walking by again.
"I told you not to come over."
The big rice pot shook his head and said, "I have to come here."
Huang Xiao quickly took two steps back.
The big rice pot clattered back two steps, "You're not coming back again!"
Huang Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "Just stand there and don't move."
"Here I come again!
Huang Xiao stamped his feet anxiously, "Back off, back off..."
"I want to come, come, come..."
Huang Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears, and really wanted to hug the door.
"I can't get in here."
"Here I come again!"
"The nest is here again!"
"I'm not coming over again."
"Here I come again!"
After this back and forth, Huang Xiao clearly realized that this kid was playing a trick on him.
So he stood still, stopped making any noise, held his nose, and let her make a fuss.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s been going on for too long, but now he has adapted to this environment full of shit smell, and it doesn’t smell as bad as before.
"Why aren't you dazed?" Dafanguo saw Huang Xiao standing there motionless.
She took a few cautious steps forward, "I'm really coming over here."
Huang Xiao didn't move!
The big rice pot frowned and said, "I'm really coming over."
She took another step forward with her fat feet.
Huang Xiao really didn't move, even ignored her, and leisurely lit a cigarette.
"Ah! How dare you smoke in front of a two-year-old?"
Huang Xiao raised an eyebrow and saw the kid covering his nose in disgust at the smell of cigarettes. "Why? Dislike it?"
This time, he was proud.
As expected, you will have to pay for what you have done sooner or later.
Before he could feel proud for two seconds, Big Rice Pot walked up to him, stared at him with eyes wide open, pinched his nose, and said in a whimpering voice: "Don't smoke, you will die of lung cancer."
Huang Xiao rolled his eyes in disdain and held the cigarette in front of the big rice pot's nose. "I want you to smell this smell, what's wrong? Those who smoke secondhand smoke will die first!"
The smoke choked the rice pot, and it turned sideways angrily, "Hmph! You're not listening!"
The little guy lifted his fat feet and stuck out his butt, "Die, you serial farter!"
Saying, "Puff puff puff..."
Like firing a salute, they fired a series of shots at Huang Xiao's cigarette!
The cigarette is out!
Huang Xiao's face turned green, and he rolled his eyes twitchingly. "What a...what a...smelly...fart!"
As if receiving praise, the big rice pot raised its head proudly, imitating the way Gong Lingxiao usually scolded his subordinates, "Do you know how to be obedient now? Do you still dare to smoke?"
Huang Xiao never dreamed that after all his evil deeds, he would lose to a child.
"The nest needs to be cleaned."
The big rice pot began to dislike the stinky smell, especially since he didn't wipe his butt, which always felt sticky and uncomfortable.
Huang Xiao's head clicked, thinking that the kid might not be so smelly if he washed it.
He pointed inside, "Go over there yourself, there's a bathroom."
Big Rice Pot walked to the bathroom door with his feet turned outward, and turned to look at Xiao Huang who had not followed him.
She scratched her head in distress, "Xiao Huang, I don't know how to take a bath in this pot."
She walked to the bathroom and looked at the shower head which was taller than her and she couldn't reach it at all.
"Xiao Huang, come quickly and help me take a bath!" the big rice pot shouted.
At this time, Huang Xiao was trying to find a way to take out the diapers from among the tens of millions of white porcelain antiques.
He said impatiently: "It's up to you to take a bath or not, but you still want me to bathe you. Who do you think you are?"
The big rice pot scratched his head in distress and looked at the tall shower head, "Then... the nest will be demolished!"
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