Chapter 399: Proposal?
"Big brat, why are you kneeling like that?"
Jack was the first child outside to notice and he ran to tell the big rice pot, causing all the children eating melons to look towards the school gate with curiosity.
"Big brat, what's wrong with your poop? Did you do something wrong?"
"Big brat, did your dad get beaten?"
Big Rice Pot frowned and scratched his head, "No, they didn't do anything."
Indeed, the two men at the door, one standing and the other kneeling, maintained the same posture with each other, and nothing moved except their mouths.
"It's time for a chicken bean." Little Fatty came running over, "My dad is proposing to me."
Big Rice Pot's eyes widened. "Proposal?"
"That's right!" Xiaopang nodded heavily, "Kneeling on the floor is only necessary when proposing!"
"Wow~"
Suddenly, all the girls in the classroom cheered.
"How romantic! Propose!"
"Big brat daddy is so handsome! I didn't expect he likes men! Blessings!"
"Wow~ Proposing means getting married! From now on, my big brat will have a boy mommy! My dad loves you so much! I'm specifically looking for someone who can't have children to marry!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! The one called Liu before was also one of them, and now this black one is also one of them. You big brat are so lucky!"
The big rice pot tilted its head.
Really?
Is this really a proposal?
Teacher Zhang was the most speechless person in the entire classroom. "Can you please stop talking nonsense? You can imagine so much from just one scene. I've never seen so many of you talk when I'm talking about pictures."
"Hehehe, because those are boring, these are handsome guys!" Several girls screamed excitedly.
Big Rice Pot frowned, "What's the proposal?"
She was simple-minded and had no idea what a proposal meant. The previous one was called marriage, and she thought it was a robbery.
A girl grabbed the big rice pot's shoulder and said, "It's a wedding! Bride and groom! The muddy guy kneeling on the ground is the groom, and the dark-skinned one is the bride. She's a little ugly, but I think being ugly makes marriage safer and less likely to lead to infidelity."
Teacher Zhang was puzzled. The kids nowadays know so much. They even know that if you are ugly when you get married, your married life will be safe and you won’t likely cheat.
"Cheating!" Big Rice Pot shouted excitedly, "This pot is full of chicken beans, Kuo is Xiao Hei and my uncle, when did Daddy start to like uncle and not Mommy?"
Suddenly, everyone was quiet.
It seems that this is all these two-year-old kids know.
They don't understand why their uncle likes daddy.
Everyone looked at Teacher Zhang, "Why?"
"You can't get married like this, or you'll give birth to a fool!"
"Yeah! What if a big brat has a stupid brother or sister? Poor kid!"
Teacher Zhang is really blessed to have these kids listening to every word they say.
They take gossip so seriously that they act dumb when asked to do their homework.
Teacher Zhang: "Big Rice Pot Clay Baba must have wanted to be with your mother and wanted your mother and her family's consent, so he knelt down to plead. After all, a man's knees are made of gold. Your father was willing to put aside his pride and admit his mistake to your uncle, proving that he truly loves your mother and doesn't want to miss out on your mother as his lover."
The big rice pot covered his head with his hands, and his facial features were squeezed into a ball.
The students who were eating melons all looked at the big rice pot.
Teacher Zhang: "If Dafanguo's father agrees, it means that Dafanguo's family will be reunited soon. Then, Dafanguo will have a father and a mother."
“No, no!” Big Rice Pot shook his head.
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