Chapter 407: It’s Not Easy to Trick This Kid
"Daddy~Where is the mud? Daddy~"
The kid climbed up, looked left and right, and then he lay down under the chair and called out, "Daddy, where is the mud?"
Zeng Jun looked at the kid's mysterious action and asked, "How could your dad, such a grown man, be under the chair?"
"Where's Daddy going?" The kid squatted down, stuck out his butt, lowered his head, and looked back, "Daddy!"
The little guy even found his own butt.
"Why can't I find my daddy?"
Zeng Jun held his forehead and said, "Your dad can't be in your asshole either."
It’s true, if the kid doesn’t go back to school, he will soon become a fool.
"So, where are you going, Daddy?" The kid sat on the chair, his chubby little hands pulling the seatbelt to fasten his round body. "Daddy, are you going to have a meeting? You're going to take me out for some hamburgers?"
He was looking for his dad one second, and the next second he thought that without dad, he could eat hamburgers, and his eyes lit up.
"Your father left and left you to me to take care of for a few days." Zeng Jun said, touching the baby's furry head.
It’s really not easy to pinch!
Looking at that pink flesh, it looks like a duangduang, and just looking at it makes me want to rub it hard.
"What?"
The previously well-behaved kid yelled excitedly, "What?! What do you mean he's gone? Is he dead?"
Zeng Jun was stunned.
"Why did he have to die? I don't want to be an orphan."
The kid suddenly lost his mood. Thinking about his father's passing, his two-year-old head felt like he was dead. His chubby face drooped, and his big watery eyes turned red. Tears were in his eyes, and he seemed to be about to cry. Then he cried out, "Wow~"
The shrill cry was directly into Zeng Jun's ears.
The penetrating cry almost hurt Zeng Jun's eardrums. "No, your father is not dead. He is on a business trip."
"On a business trip?" The kid pouted in grievance. "Did you get scolded by your employees for being absent from work?"
It seems that the kid doesn't know what a business trip means. He only knows how to daydream in class and get scolded by the teacher.
Zeng Jun looked at her pitiful appearance, but asked stupid questions. He was really attracted by her cuteness.
"A business trip means going to a faraway place and not coming back for several days."
Suddenly, Big Rice Pot frowned and looked at him, "You liar! Only a dead person would go to such a far place. Did something shameful happen to my father?"
Zeng Jun was puzzled as to how a two-year-old boy could have such a rich imagination.
"Your dad isn't dead, I swear! He had a problem with his work abroad and he needs to go and fix it. The journey is long, so he can't take you with him."
"Really?"
The girl narrowed her eyes slightly, and even though tears were still streaming down her face, it didn't stop her from questioning Zeng Jun. "Xiao Hei, don't lie to me about not having a kindergarten diploma! Are you lying to me or are you running away with me? I'm telling you, I'm smart and I won't be fooled by you."
Zeng Jun laughed angrily, "It's Huyou, not Youyou! I swear, I didn't lie to you, your father really gave you to me to take care of."
"I don't believe it! Even if I give it to Grandma, I won't give it to you, a wicked boy who has designs on my mommy."
Zeng Jun was so angry that he put his hands on his hips and said, "You little bitch, don't you know I'm your brother-in-law? How could I have any bad intentions? As for why I didn't hand you over to your grandmother, how would I know?"
"So, are you still going to let me meet Daddy?"
The kid stared at him warily.
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