Chapter 75 Who put eggs in the rice pot again?
Gong Lingxiao tried hard to brainwash himself. He couldn't be angry! He absolutely couldn't be angry! My own child!
Because he was too busy during this period and didn't take a serious look at the review progress of the big rice pot, he started to cram while he was in the car.
"How many words do you recognize?"
He flipped through the information sent by the kindergarten and randomly pointed at a word. "How do you pronounce this?"
"Go!" the little girl said in a baby voice.
Gong Lingxiao stared in surprise, unable to believe that the little guy got the answer right!
He was very excited, "How great! It seems that our big rice pot really wants to go to that kindergarten."
When Big Rice Pot heard the compliment, he confidently shouted into Gong Lingxiao's ear, "Go to hell!"
Gong Lingxiao: “…”
This silenced him immediately.
"Are you swearing?" Gong Lingxiao looked at the kid seriously.
The big rice pot thought he didn't hear clearly and repeated, "Go to hell! Go!"
Gong Lingxiao raised his eyebrows, "Are you saying this is for you?"
The big rice pot nodded heavily, "And this pot, it's none of your business."
As she spoke, she became even more excited, and her little fleshy hands continued to recite the new words: "Poop for poop, look at the beauty, look at the meat, I am a beauty, I am the most beautiful!"
All of a sudden, Gong Lingxiao came back to his senses.
No wonder Gong Lingxiao has been hearing the little girl emphasize recently whether she is pretty or not, and whether she is a great beauty.
It turns out she learned it from here.
When the big rice pot finished reading, he laughed happily, "Small waist! Hehehe~"
I read the entire paragraph of new words without making a single mistake.
"Who taught you that!" Gong Lingxiao was suppressing his anger at this time.
He never thought that his child would learn to write like this.
“Liu Zhixiang!!”
Big Rice Pot speaks in a standard baby voice, without even a hint of baby talk.
Gong Lingxiao was shocked!
Instantly, he became jealous and said, "Call daddy's name."
The big rice pot suddenly tilted its head, blinked its watery eyes at Gong Lingxiao, and pouted its pink little mouth, "Gong... Gong..."
Gong Lingxiao lowered his head expectantly and looked at her at eye level.
The little guy just grunted for a long time, smacked his lips, and scratched his head with his little hands.
The originally serious little face became solemn, and the little eyebrows were squeezed into a shape of "八"!
The big rice pot pouted again, "Gong...Gong..."
After trying for the Nth time, she still couldn't say the last three words, as if she had been constipated for a long time. She tried hard to utter, "Wow, chicken way! Wow, chicken way!"
Gong Lingxiao was shocked.
So his son can remember other men's names but can't remember his name?
He refused to accept it and pointed at Special Assistant Li, "What's his name?"
Dafanguo, who had originally looked troubled, suddenly perked up and said, "His name is Xiao Li."
Gong Lingxiao was speechless, but somewhat comforted.
"Xiao Gong!"
Suddenly, a small fleshy hand pressed on Gong Lingxiao's forehead and touched it gently.
"Just call me Xiao Gong!"
Gong Lingxiao laughed out of anger. What a disrespectful little guy.
He closed his eyes, picked up the little guy's fleshy hand, and sucked it hard.
The soft and chewy texture is so cute.
"Ah, my nest is not clean! It's not clean!" Big Rice Pot pushed Gong Lingxiao away. "Damn! Damn! You naughty boy! I'm going to fart, you stinky shit, you bastard!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Gong Lingxiao didn't have time to hide. The little guy turned around and his diapered butt hit Gong Lingxiao's face directly, "Puff puff puff..."
This fart that smells like eggs is like a biological weapon.
All of a sudden, the three grown men in the car felt like they were suffocating to death.
Gong Lingxiao felt like he was going to heaven, "Who! Who gave her eggs again?"
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