Chapter 1184 Four Great Miracles of the Contemporary Era
Kasin was confused. "The Four Wonders of the World? Are you talking about the Pyramid of Khufu, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Temple of Artemis, and the Statue of Zeus at Olympia?"
Xiao Peng said disdainfully, "I'm talking about contemporary times! Do you understand the meaning of the word 'contemporary'?"
Kasin surrendered: "Boss, tell us!"
Xiao Peng said: "Of course, Japan drinks nuclear waste water, India drinks Ganges water, the Americans drink disinfectant water, and Korea drinks Wei Ge water."
"Brother Wei's water?" Bruch came closer and asked, "Do Koreans drink Brother Wei like water?"
Xiao Peng shook his head. "No, no, no, how should I explain this? Let me ask you a question first. Which country in the world has the highest per capita erotic industry?"
Kasim thought for a moment and said, "It must be the Americans!"
Khedira said, "I guess it's Japan! I've been there, and Kabukicho there is so prosperous!"
Bruch said: "Yes, I guess it is Japan!"
Walter said, "I support Kasin's conjecture. American men always think about women wherever they go! Boss, which of us has the right answer?"
Xiao Peng snapped his fingers and said, "You all guessed wrong! Korea ranks first in the world, and Japan ranks second. Korea's data is basically four times that of Japan!"
"WHAT?" Several people exclaimed in surprise, looking at Xiao Peng: "Boss, you are kidding us, right? The Americans and Japanese are the ones with the most developed erotic industries."
Bruch also said: "Boss, I believe you said Spain and France, I also believe you said Belgium, how can this be Korea?"
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Among the countries you mentioned, in which country is the pornography industry's share of GDP greater than agriculture?"
Several people looked at each other, this was indeed impossible.
Xiao Peng said, "And Korea can do it. The annual output value of their country's erotic industry exceeds that of agriculture! Let me ask you, are you convinced? 58% of adult Korean men have experienced prostitution, and more than 20% of adult men do so at least four times a month! Do you still think it's the country you're talking about? What did I mean when I said Koreans drink 'Wei Ge' water? Korea's so-called 'Mother River' is the Han River. Professor Jin Xuanxu of Environmental Engineering at the University of Seoul discovered a problem: 'Wei Ge' was found in the water of the Han River. The concentration is high in the prosperous Gangnam region, low in the Gangbu region, and higher on weekends than on weekdays. Seoul's tap water is drawn from the Han River. This is the origin of the saying 'Koreans drink Wei Ge water.' India's main exporter of Wei Ge is Korea."
Kasin was dumbfounded: "Korean men need Brother Wei so much?"
Xiao Peng curled his lips. He raised his right hand and made a short gesture with his thumb and index finger. "Don't ever make this gesture to Korean men. It can really touch their sensitive hearts."
"Ah?" Kaxin imitated Xiao Peng's gesture: "What's wrong with this gesture?"
Xiao Peng explained, "There's an online women's community in Korea called 'Megallia,' a feminist organization dedicated to fighting Korean men. Their logo is this hand gesture, implying that Korean men's penises are too small. This gesture is generally considered unacceptable to Korean men. A while ago, a Korean girl group advertised a bread brand, and one of the photos showed a member pinching a piece of bread. Isn't pinching bread an exact gesture? Korean men couldn't handle it, and they collectively boycotted the brand of bread. Ultimately, the ad was scrapped."
Khedira laughed after hearing this: "Boss, this Korean man is making a big deal out of nothing, isn't he?"
Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "This isn't the first time something like this has happened. There was another time when a convenience store made a poster promoting a camping event. It showed a night scene outdoors, a tent, and a figure holding a sausage. The Korean men got angry, saying it implied their penises were too small. Seeing no other solution, the convenience store quickly modified the poster, removing the sausage figure and replacing it with a moon and stars. The Korean men got angry again, saying the moon element was a reference to another Korean feminist group, Moonlight. In the end, the store had no choice but to apologize again."
Bruch shook his head and said, "Boss, you said that anyone who generalizes from a single point is a hooligan. This should be a low-probability event, right?"
"A low-probability event?" Xiao Peng shook his head. "If that were the case, it would be fine. Basically, Korean variety shows don't feature people pinching things with two hands. If they do, it causes an uproar. This has happened dozens of times: Two fingers pinching lipstick in a commercial? Protest! Two fingers pinching fried chicken? Protest! Two fingers holding chocolate? Protest... There are too many examples like this. You don't understand Korea. We're neighbors with them, so we know them better. We can only feel helpless when we have neighbors like that."
Walter nodded and said, "I think I understand. Why are they so sensitive?"
Xiao Peng explained, "Their country is extremely patriarchal, so when women's rights groups criticize them, they can't accept it. When I say they're patriarchal, I'm not trying to vilify them. Let me tell you a fascinating story: the government in Seoul, Goryeo, once issued an official guide for pregnant women."
After hearing this, Walter said, "This is a good thing. Our country has also released it. After all, many people are first-time parents. The guide for pregnant women has a lot of things to pay attention to during pregnancy, and it's quite complete. It helped me a lot when my wife was pregnant."
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "You say that because you haven't read the Korean version of the pregnancy guide. If you read it, you will doubt your life."
"Oh?" Walter and others looked at Xiao Peng, and Bruch said, "How can a pregnancy guide be any different?"
Xiao Peng said, "There's so much information in the Korean version of the pregnancy guide that I can't explain it all. I'll just tell you a few things. First up, it says 'Pregnant women are advised to hang small-sized clothes in a conspicuous place to encourage themselves to maintain their figure.'"
"WHAT?" Everyone suspected they had misheard. Walter said, "It's normal for body shape to change during pregnancy! My wife used to have a good figure, but she became like this because of pregnancy. If you don't believe me, you can ask Bruch."
Bruch nodded and said, "I'll testify. What do they mean by this? Is it a crime to lose control of your pregnancy or a crime?"
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this and said, "She's afraid her husband will think she's ugly and embarrassed! It also advises pregnant women to check their food reserves to avoid inconvenience to their families; reminds them to clear out any leftovers in the refrigerator and prepare edible dishes for their families before hospitalization; and to prepare three to seven days' worth of changes of clothes for their families in advance... There are so many, it's all about this!"
"Is this a pregnancy guide or a babysitter's guide?" Walter exclaimed.
Xiao Peng said, "In such an extremely patriarchal country, a feminist organization called Megallia suddenly emerged, and used such a gesture to imply the size of their penises. How could they not be angry?"
Ka Xin complained: "Consuming so much Wei Ge, are Korean men afraid that others don't know they are small?"
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