Chapter 1272 Don’t Let the Boss Fool You
Xiao Peng was surrounded by a group of young men, who offered him cigarettes and drinks, looking very proud. These young men were all poor bastards who couldn't get any girls, and seeing how much fun Xiao Peng was having, they all came over to learn from him.
"Boss, let me light it for you." A little fat man lit a cigarette for Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng sniffed and his eyes darkened. "Oh, I really envy you young people. Look at you, people like you even if you're good at studying. People like you even if you're good at sports. People like you even if you're handsome. People like you even if you're good at talking. But you're nothing like us, the ones who have just entered society. We only like you if we're rich."
After hearing this, the little fat man hurriedly said, "Boss, stop sighing and teach us some tricks!"
Xiao Peng had a look of loneliness on his face: "I do have a special trick, but how can I easily tell you? Try harder, my shoulders are a little sore!"
The brown-haired young man who was massaging his shoulders from behind, squeezed hard twice after hearing Xiao Peng's words. "Boss, your shoulders are sore because you've been working so hard just now. You've really shocked us! We all saw Marilyn and Anna take the initiative to come to us! They're famous for their high-pitched eyes and countless suitors, but it's rare for two of them to take the initiative at the same time. How did you do it?"
Xiao Peng stretched out his hand, and a kid beside him happily handed him a bottle of beer, which he drank in one gulp. They say drinking and bragging go hand in hand.
The little fat boy hurriedly said, "Boss, you have to teach us well. From the moment I saw you, I knew you were sent by God to save us poor people!"
A group of people nearby nodded vigorously.
"Boss, just teach us."
"There weren't any girls in school. I worked so hard to join a fraternity because there were girls there, but when I got here, I found there were still no girls."
"Yeah! Those girls don't even like us!"
"Help us, Boss!"
"Yeah! We really don't want to go on like this!"
After hearing this, Xiao Peng put the bottle aside and waved his hand for them to be quiet. "Alright, then today I'm going to teach you the art of picking up girls! Once you master it, I guarantee you'll be successful wherever you go! Now let me teach you!"
After hearing this, the little fat man hurriedly said, "Transferring skills? I know! I've read Daxia martial arts novels, where masters can directly pass on their skills to rookies!"
The brown-haired man behind Xiao Peng also said, "I know that too! I've also read Daxia martial arts novels, but there's one thing I really don't understand: why in novels can a man teach another man while still wearing clothes, but a man must take off all his clothes to teach a woman?"
A short guy next to him said, "If I had a chance to teach a girl like this, I would also take off all my clothes."
"Yeah, yeah. I'd do the same!"
"You're focusing on the wrong thing! Basically, the skills taught this way are all peerless martial arts! The boss is going to show us the most powerful ones!"
Xiao Peng's face was filled with black lines. These guys were basically nerds or "second-dimensional" people in school. How could such kids pick up girls?
"Hey, do you guys want to discuss this or listen to me?" Xiao Peng interrupted their discussion.
"Boss! We'll listen to you!" everyone said in unison.
Xiao Peng was in high spirits after drinking, so he said to them, "Since you look so pitiful, I will teach you the invincible skills of picking up girls. Remember this in your mind now, it will benefit you for the rest of your life."
"Boss, you say!" A group of people looked at Xiao Peng with expectant eyes.
Xiao Peng pretended to be mysterious: "I call this unique skill the 'Five Waves Divine Art'!"
A group of young people's eyes were wide open. If they had this kind of spirit when listening to lectures during their studies, Xiao Peng would believe that they would win the Nobel Prize in the future!
"Boss, stop keeping us in suspense!" the little fat man asked, "What exactly is the 'Five Waves Divine Art'?"
"I've got my notebooks out and I'm ready to take notes!"
"..." Xiao Peng's face was filled with annoyance. He needed to take notes? Never mind the details. He just wanted to enjoy the show!
He held up his finger. "Five Waves Divine Art, Wave One: Romance!"
"Romantic?" The brown-haired young man was stunned.
Xiao Peng nodded. "That's right, it's romantic! Girls generally like a life with a sense of ritual. A bouquet of flowers, a cup of coffee, a small gift, or even a cup of milk tea can all impress a girl. But which girl would like a dull and unromantic boy like you?"
A group of young men suddenly realized: "Oh... then what?"
Xiao Peng held up his second finger. "Five Waves Divine Art, Wave Two: Wastefulness. This is why I want to criticize you Dutch people for being so stingy with your money. Of course, I'm not saying that being frugal is wrong. After all, we Daxia people also have the traditional virtue of thriftiness. But thriftiness also depends on the circumstances. Are you thrifty on a date with a girl? Do you split the bill for a cup of coffee? That's definitely not okay! You should be more generous in this situation!"
"Boss, keep going!" asked the brown-haired boy.
"Uh, my throat is a little dry!" Xiao Peng said.
As soon as he finished speaking, several bottles of beer appeared around him. Xiao Peng picked up a bottle of beer and took a sip to moisten his throat. "The third wave of the Five Waves Divine Art is 'Wanderer'. What does it mean? They say 'Women don't love bad men,' but it's not the 'bad' men that women love. 'Bad' refers to the 'different' ones. Young people like you all think you're the most unique in the world, the stars of the show, and you want to attract more attention. Being with unique people is one way to attract attention. Look at you all wearing underwear, others wearing leopard print reflective triangles, and you wearing boxers... and you even have Winnie the Pooh on top? That's indeed unique, but girls don't want that kind of 'different'!"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the little fat boy looked a little embarrassed: there was Winnie the Pooh on his underwear.
"The fourth wave of the Five Waves Divine Art is 'waves'!" Xiao Peng continued, "Think of it like, when you're at the beach and the waves hit you, that translucent, hazy feeling..."
"I see!" a young man exclaimed. "That dancing girl was all wet when she came out. Is that the 'wave'?"
Xiao Peng coughed dryly twice. "You're quite observant! You can think so... and the fifth wave of the Five Waves Divine Art is 'screaming'. This is not suitable for children, so I won't explain it to you!"
"We know that!" the young men shouted in unison. "We all heard it!"
"Boss, I didn't hear your voice just now."
"..." Xiao Peng's face was filled with black lines.
On the other side, Hadira sighed to Kasim and said, "Poor kids! I'm afraid they'll be fooled by their boss!"
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