Chapter 1635: The Country of Drunkards
Xiao Peng sat in the back seat of the car, looking out the window at the scenery without saying a word. Van der Laupe, who was sitting in the passenger seat, asked curiously, "Boss, what are you thinking about?"
"The boss said that men are either after money or women." Kasin, who was driving, said cheerfully, "Van der Laupe, you don't know that the friendship between our boss and Miss Anna is a pure one. Would the boss be comfortable if she got married?"
Xiao Peng rolled his eyes at Kaxin and said, "You're the only one who talks too much nonsense, aren't you? Are you itching to get your ass kicked? How about we stop the car and practice?"
Kaxin coughed twice: "Boss, I was wrong!"
Xiao Peng snorted coldly and said nothing.
But after a while, he saw that the atmosphere in the car was frighteningly oppressive, so he said, "Okay, don't think too much. I just don't like this country - it's too weird."
Del's wedding was held at the Castle Hotel in Penschwein, Czech Republic, and they directly booked the hotel for the wedding.
In fact, many Europeans come to the Czech Republic specifically to hold weddings, not because of the beautiful scenery, but because of the large number of castles. It is probably the country with the highest density of castles in all of Europe - there are more than 2,000 castles in the country.
The reason for this is that the strategic location here is too important. It is basically the crossroads of Europe and is under threat from both the east and west of Europe. Therefore, building a castle was the best means of defense at the time.
Xiao Peng didn't know much about this country. His best understanding came from the animated film "The Mole's Story." Back then, it was called "Czech Republic and Slovakia," but now it's split into two. Oh, and there was the soccer star Nedved, and then... that was it.
It was only after he arrived in Europe that he learned that the capital of the Czech Republic was the famous Prague.
Because there are so many castles and ancient buildings here, it seems to have become a holy place in the minds of women all over the world. There are also female singers in Daxia who sing songs about Prague, and female directors come here to shoot movies. Those who can afford it, like the Hook family, will rent a castle in the Czech Republic to hold their wedding. For example, the Penschwein Church where they held their wedding this time is a castle hotel that specializes in hosting weddings.
But Xiao Peng really didn't like this place. He felt that this place could only be described as "inexplicable". Although he had only been here for a few days, his feeling about this place had directly fallen from heaven to hell.
When Xiao Peng first arrived in the Czech Republic, he felt that this was a "paradise on earth"!
Without exaggeration, there are beauties everywhere on the street!
Texas was also full of beautiful women, but many were relatively short and stocky. And what about the Netherlands, where he often spent time? Women there had slender figures but more Germanic faces—more square. The Czech Republic, on the other hand, had both the slender figures of Western Europeans and the rounded faces of Eastern Europeans. Walking down the street, there were handsome men and beautiful women everywhere, and even Xiao Peng couldn't help but take a second look. Furthermore, there were many tall, magnificent ancient buildings, brimming with cultural and historical charm. After all, this was once a stronghold of the Habsburg family.
But after staying here for a few days, Xiao Peng's impression of this place plummeted.
First of all, there are so many drunkards in this country, both men and women. It's terrifying! Beer is even cheaper than mineral water here! Men, women, young and old love to drink, and their alcohol tolerance is alarming. Xiao Peng has seen many six- and seven-year-old children playing and drinking beer on the street.
The average annual beer consumption per person is over 160 kilograms, and this is no exaggeration!
And there are so many drunkards here at night! It’s troublesome for men and women after drinking!
When Xiao Peng went to the bar here, he got into trouble with a drunk man.
He invited Xiao Peng for a drink: a one-liter beer mug was filled to the brim, and after they clinked glasses, he gulped down the beer in one gulp. Seeing that everyone else was already drinking, Xiao Peng had no choice but to chug down his own beer in one gulp.
Then the trouble started: the drunkard attacked Xiao Peng directly on the pretext that he "didn't look him in the eyes when clinking glasses"!
Xiao Peng thought they were racists deliberately looking for trouble. After beating up seven or eight of them with Kaxin, he realized that there was indeed a local custom of glaring at each other during toasts... But you can't start a fight just because someone isn't looking you in the eye, right? So they deserved the beating!
Maybe it's because they drank too much here, so the things they did were all weird.
Europe is teeming with religious believers, but here? Most people are atheists, and it's Europe's largest producer of marijuana. Over 80% of people smoke marijuana, and they basically just let loose. Compared to here, the Netherlands is a good kid.
Moreover, the people here have a peculiarity: they don't care about their own politics, but they love to dictate what's happening in Daxia, thousands of miles away. Shortly after Xiao Peng disembarked, he noticed a place displaying a flag that would be absolutely unacceptable in Daxia! Someone even knew Xiao Peng was from Daxia and ran up to him, holding up that filthy flag and shouting obscenities in protest. Xiao Peng then slapped them three times in the face, backhand and forehand, and they were completely obedient.
She was an old lady in her sixties... But there was nothing Xiao Peng could do, he really couldn't help it!
Here, the older the men and women, the more likely they are to do such rubbish! "Bad guys getting old" is a problem that needs to be addressed worldwide.
Their diplomatic style is also very confusing: it can basically be described in three words: "love whoever you want".
Anyway, it seems that in their eyes, everyone on the earth is trash, and they can criticize anyone they want.
Don't even mention Daxia, which is on the other side of the world. Even though their economy is very dependent on Germany and Poland, they never hesitate to criticize these two countries. Their message is like: beg me, beg me to make money! If you don't beg me, I will starve to death rather than make money...
However, according to Xiao Peng's understanding of this place after coming here, he found that they really did not just do this to Daxia. Their presidential candidate, Japanese-American politician Tomio Okamura, directly called on the public to walk pigs around the mosque, and some people actually responded to the call!
No matter how you look at it, he looks like he's still hungover from drinking!
It’s so fucking exciting!
The funniest thing is that their own domestic affairs are a mess: the Czech Republic itself has not yet been unified!
After they and Slovakia split into two countries, the current Czech Republic was also divided into two, the western Bohemian region and the eastern Moravian region. Although both sides speak Czech, there are also differences. To this day, Moravia has always considered itself a sovereign state and has never listened to the Czechs.
Xiao Peng and his team are not returning to the Netherlands, but are going to Mount Viktofra in Moravia.
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