Chapter 1728 Divergent Thinking
Seeing Ekaterina and Eugenia looking at them, Kasin coughed twice: "Um, ladies, don't mind, Lao Xiao is a patient..."
"Patient?" Eugenia looked at Xiao Peng. No matter how she looked at him, Xiao Peng didn't look like a sick person.
Cashin explained, "Oh, our boss has ADHD, which stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Simply put, it's divergent thinking. Well, it's also the most suitable and the most unsuitable disease for writers in the world. On the one hand, he's good at associating, which facilitates his creativity, but on the other hand, he has trouble concentrating."
Ekaterina was dumbfounded: "Is this also a disease?"
Eugenia was also shocked and asked, "Is there such a disease?"
Xiao Peng: "You're the one with the disease!"
The two women: "..."
Ka said with a hard-working face: "Boss, am I not trying to save your situation?"
Xiao Peng said, "Why do I need a step? They are the ones who need a step! They are the ones whose butts have truly been kissed by God! Look at what stupid things they have done!"
The two women blushed but didn't dare to object. Just like Xiao Peng said: They really are quite naive in their actions.
In fact, the two Indians were not in good spirits either.
The reason their car stalled was a little funny.
While traveling to the village of Arsale, Shakar and Jain were studying a strange problem in the car: Some people say that if you stick out your tongue to lick metal in such cold weather, your tongue will instantly freeze to the metal.
When the two of them arrived in Noyabrsk, they were warned not to lick metal.
The two men started arguing about this statement. Neither of them believed it - they thought the Russians were trying to scare them.
After all, tongues have temperature, how could they freeze together in seconds?
As Indians who dare to challenge authority, the two of them just stopped the car and went to the front of the car. Then, they both stuck their butts out, counted one, two, three, and kissed the bumper together. Then... naturally, tragedy struck. Their tongues froze to the bumper.
The two were completely dumbfounded. When Ekaterina and the others approached, they were lying on the bumper with their tongues frozen and unable to speak. If they hadn't arrived in time, the two would have either torn their tongues or frozen to death.
In fact, it is not difficult to rescue a person with a frozen tongue. Just rinse the frozen area with warm water.
But a problem arose: Chagall and Jain had finished all the hot tea in the car, and Catherine and Eugenia had not brought any hot water for their impromptu trip. How could they thaw their tongues?
Well, there is another way, but it's a little hard to accept.
Ekaterina went to find two bottles and gave them to the two men, indicating that they should use their own urine to save themselves.
This method was useful, but because the temperature of the urine was still a little low, the urine of the two of them alone was not enough. In the end, it was with the "generous help" of Catherine and Eugenia that their tongues were rescued.
Their lack of spirit wasn't limited to this. They'd actually turned off the car when they got out—a fundamental rule of thumb in the wild here: a car must never be turned off! It could be turned off for a few minutes and then become unrestartable. And a stalled car in the wild is essentially a dead end.
Fortunately, Ekaterina was not that stupid, their car did not stall, and their destination was the same village of Arsaleh, so the two Indians got in their car and went to Arsaleh together.
In the car, they and the Indian man had a great time meeting each other, especially the two Indian men who sang and danced, which made the two women very happy. You can't deny that Indians are really good at singing and dancing. Just watch Indian movies and you will know that they usually start with singing and dancing.
Being a film star in India? Acting skills aren't the most important thing; singing and dancing are! Even Aamir Khan, known for his acting prowess, got into the industry by singing and dancing.
The world's leading film producer isn't the US or Bhutan, but India. The combined output of Bhutan and the US is comparable to India's. And almost every Indian film runs at least three hours—a big reason Indians go to the cinema is to enjoy the free air conditioning. Shorter films are ignored.
Ahem, that’s a bit off topic.
All in all, the two Indian guys coaxed the two girls into wanting more, and then Shakara suggested that he would drive to let Eugenia have a rest - in fact, he felt that Eugenia was driving too slowly.
Eugenia let them drive the car, and Shakara drove it like crazy. At that time, Ekaterina said it was too dangerous, and the result was...
Shakara convinced them with the incomprehensible and mysterious confidence of Indians, and Ekaterina and the others also wanted to get to Arsale Village as soon as possible, so they let Shakara drive.
But they overlooked one thing: Shakara is Indian.
Indians drive right-hand drive, while Russians drive left-hand drive. While the driving style is essentially the same, their sight lines and habits lead them to veer to the right, much like the Daxia people tend to drive left to the center of the road. And Shakara's veer was even more extreme, practically to the riverbank.
He did this out of fear. As an Indian, he couldn't imagine that driving on the river was safe! He was afraid that the ice would break and he would sink into the river with it.
The problem with driving near a river? The snow is thick and filled with rocks and branches. Their car hit a branch and drifted wildly, finally coming to a stop. Then they discovered the fuel line was shattered and wouldn't start.
After the engine was turned off, the temperature inside the car dropped rapidly. There was no mobile phone signal here, so it was really difficult to call for help. However, Jain came up with a brilliant idea: several people took off their clothes and hugged each other, then covered the four of them with all their clothes to keep each other warm with their body temperature.
Admittedly, this is a good idea, at least it can help you last longer, but the two Indians' real thoughts are: I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well have sex before I die.
This made Ekaterina and the others unhappy: Even if we have a good impression of you, it hasn't reached that point. Besides, it's already this time and you're still thinking about this?
Picking your nose is a very pleasant thing, but if someone holds your head and picks your nose for you, will it still be comfortable? So the two girls who had not taken off their clothes ran and ran, and the two Indians chased them.
After finally catching up, Kasim's single shot ended the battle...
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