Chapter 645 The King of Personality
When William left, Shao Feng happened to come out of the elevator and witnessed Xiao Peng standing at the door to see William off.
"Didn't you say your neighbor is a beautiful woman? Who is this wretched old man? The other neighbor?" Shao Feng asked.
Xiao Peng glanced at him and said, "You're back so soon? I thought I wouldn't see you for a few days!"
Shao Feng looked worried. "Don't even mention it. I had to finish the party I had made an appointment with even if I cried. How could those uncles have such a strong body odor? They don't even use deodorant! I barely managed to escape back home."
Xiao Peng looked at him like an idiot: "Uncle X is white too! You have to get used to this when you're with foreign girls - at least learn to shower before having sex! Come in and close the door!"
Shao Feng walked in and asked, "Who was that wretched old man just now? I saw her eyes were full of lust when she separated from you. You'd better be careful or your ass will be in jeopardy!"
Xiao Peng closed the door and curled his lips, saying, "Fortunately he didn't hear it, otherwise you would be in big trouble!"
"What's wrong with me?" Shao Feng threw himself on the sofa: "Can he eat me?"
Xiao Peng said, "I'll accuse you of destroying the friendship between China and the Netherlands, and I guarantee you'll be in big trouble."
"Who does he think he is? The Prime Minister of the Netherlands!" Shao Feng said disdainfully.
Xiao Peng shook his head. "The Netherlands doesn't have a prime minister. The term 'prime minister' is actually a translation error. The correct term should be 'chairman of the council of ministers' or 'prime minister'. The position of 'prime minister' in the Netherlands was abolished in 1848. However, it's still used in China. Besides, he's not the prime minister of the Netherlands."
"Of course. He looks so wretched that he doesn't look like an official." After Shao Feng finished speaking, he saw some cans of beer on the table, opened one and took a sip.
Xiao Peng continued: "He is the King of the Netherlands!"
"Puff!" Shao Feng snorted: "Are you kidding me?"
"Why am I teasing you?" Xiao Peng pointed at the floor: "Wipe the floor! Why are you still peeing and pooping here?"
"Screw you 'peeing and defecating anywhere'!" Shao Feng said this, but still went to the bathroom to get a mop: "Is that really the King of the Netherlands?"
He was still skeptical.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Indeed, he is King Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand of the Netherlands."
"He doesn't look like a king at all," Shao Feng complained. "I thought he was just some old scoundrel from somewhere. Look at the bruises on his head. It's obvious he got beaten up. Who would dare to hit a king?"
Xiao Peng pointed to his nose and said, "The injury on his head is my fault."
Shao Feng's face was filled with black lines.
Xiao Peng told Shao Feng what happened after he got home yesterday. "But I agree with one thing you said. He really doesn't look like a king. He's also recognized as the most unethical king in Europe. Can you believe it? He's been working part-time as a pilot for KLM Royal Dutch Airlines from 1987 until today?"
"Uh." Shao Feng didn't know what to say after hearing this. After a while, he said, "This... Mr. Wang is quite unique!"
"Of course it's his personality," Xiao Peng said. "You call him vulgar? You underestimate him. Back then, he was a playboy who frequented nightclubs and indulged in all kinds of pleasures. He attended all kinds of parties every day and was known as the 'Beer Prince' or the 'Drug Prince'. For a long time, the Dutch media described him as 'expressive, alcoholic, playful, lustful, and a playboy'... in short, nothing good could be said about him."
"He doesn't even bring a bodyguard?" Shao Feng asked in confusion, "He's the king!"
Xiao Peng spread his hands. "Since he was little, his favorite thing to do has been to shake off his bodyguards, and he never tires of it. Besides, the King of the Netherlands, like the Queen of England, is just a mascot. He only has the power to sign consent, and he can't express any political opinions. He has to maintain gravity. But regardless of his past, he has indeed been a good king in the eyes of the Dutch people since he got married. After all, he is pragmatic and capable. As king, he has been involved in water conservancy work for decades. He is also a genuine academic and has served as Chairman of the United Nations' Advisory Committee on Water and Public Health. Such a king will definitely have supporters."
Shao Feng asked a key question: "Then why have we hardly heard of this person?"
"Because it's illegal," Xiao Peng said. "In 2005, the Netherlands enacted a media law prohibiting any Dutch media from photographing members of the royal family unless it's an official event or a specific media occasion. And the Netherlands is a very important country in the EU, so other European countries also take this law very seriously. Therefore, the Dutch royal family basically lives outside the media's sight. But there's actually a small thing that proves his personality."
"What's the small matter?" Shao Feng asked.
Xiao Peng asked in response, "The Netherlands doesn't have a long history, just over 200 years old, which is a few decades shorter than the United States. But they've had three King Williams in their history: William I, William II, and William III. What do you think this King William should be called?"
"William IV." Shao Feng gave the answer.
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "He's called King William because he said the number in the name sounds like a Dutch specialty."
“What’s a Dutch specialty?”
"dairy cow!"
"...Wait!" Shao Feng suddenly exclaimed, "So your neighbor is a princess?"
Xiao Peng took a sip of beer and said, "She's more like an illegitimate daughter. Watch your mouth on this matter!"
Shao Feng made a 'zipper' motion on his mouth, but after a while he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Why did he come to see you?"
Xiao Peng asked, "Would you believe me if I were invited to be an official in the Netherlands?"
"ah?".
Xiao Peng continued, "Do you believe that he even invited me to become a Dutch citizen?"
"ah?"
"What the hell are you saying 'Ahhh'!" Xiao Peng cursed.
Shao Feng smiled and said, "You can tell him that you can consider giving him a princess as your wife."
Xiao Peng said, "His eldest princess is of marriageable age, but she looks a lot like him... and has a similar build, weighing at least 180 pounds. Besides, how could I possibly become their citizen? I admit, who doesn't want to obtain permanent residency when going abroad? I also have a French green card. When I mention this back home, people look at me with envy, but I really haven't taken the test to change my citizenship. This isn't our home! No matter how well I do here, I'm still a marginalized person. No matter how hard I try, I can't integrate into mainstream society here. This is just a place for me to work, nothing more."
"But you're not working now!" Shao Feng complained, "But it seems these royals aren't doing well. Look at how miserable he is, right?"
"Is he not doing well?" Xiao Peng raised his voice. "He has personal assets of over 10 billion euros!"
"How many?"
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