Chapter 737: Sages and wise men have always been lonely
Xiao Peng found himself caught in a conspiracy.
What's the saying? There's no cat that doesn't like fish, especially when that fishy smell is right at its mouth. So Xiao Peng made the all-male mistake, and went all out, treating everyone equally.
It seemed like Xiao Peng had gotten a great deal, but things turned out to be completely different from what Xiao Peng had imagined: How come he seemed to have fallen into a trap?
They had originally planned to go straight to the Lesser Antilles after leaving Sweden, but this route turned out to be a travel itinerary.
It's said that men and women have two different faces before and after sex. Now Xiao Peng finally understood: this woman is the same! Now Xiao Peng wished he had a time machine to go back in time and slap himself twice: I taught you not to control your crotch!
The worst part was that Xiao Peng constantly claimed he was "averse to romance," and the three women had picked up on their tropes, repeating their own claims, causing Xiao Peng endless frustration. One day they were going on a date, the next they were going to see a handsome guy. Because the journey took so long, Felix couldn't even follow them back to school, so Xiao Peng had to ask Boko to take him back.
As a result, as soon as Felix left, Marlene started to torment Xiao Peng like crazy and no one could stop her.
Otherwise, it is said that men are "cheap". If everything between them was innocent, Xiao Peng would not care about them. However, since this kind of relationship came into being, Xiao Peng felt uncomfortable after hearing about it.
"I shouldn't have bothered with them!" Xiao Peng, sitting in his scooter, said angrily, "Confucius said: 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise. If you're close, they'll be disrespectful; if you're far away, they'll resent you.' The ancients were right!"
Walter and the other three looked at each other and said, "Boss, you are really testing our understanding of your culture. What do you mean by this?"
Xiao Peng explained, "It means women are difficult to get along with! If you stay away from them, they resent you, and if you get close to them, they make you angry!"
Everyone looked at each other, and finally Walter asked, "Boss, have you ever been in love?"
Xiao Peng was furious: "You look down on me, don't you? Even if I can't catch up with Fabian, I still have plenty of women!"
Khedira said, "Boss, what the boss means is, have you ever been in a real relationship with a woman? Not the kind that you just play around with. The kind that you've seriously confessed your feelings to."
Xiao Peng held his chin in his hand and thought for a long time before saying, "I did confess my feelings to our class monitor when I was in school, but that was just to make it easier to copy homework. Who could I date with my family's situation? Later, I moved to Marseille. Life was so hard back then, how could I have the time for a relationship? Besides, I didn't know any women back then. They were either students who came with their boyfriends to learn diving, or I was volunteering every month to help the J girls with their physical examinations. But I swear to God, I was still chaste at that time, and I didn't have any relationships beyond friendship with those J girls."
After hearing this, Kasim asked, "What's the boss's catchphrase?"
After hearing this, the three of them shouted together: "I shook my head and believed it!"
Xiao Peng watched the three people take out a small notebook from their pockets and start writing and drawing.
Kasin asked in confusion: "Boss, what are you writing?"
"Keep a record! I remember clearly all the bad things you said to me along the way. Just wait for the reckoning in the future!" Xiao Peng said.
"Settlement of reckoning later? Boss, are you talking about next autumn?" Khedira asked back.
Xiao Peng said angrily, "Do you understand adjectives? Adjectives! I can settle accounts with you right now!"
"No!" Khedira said, "Boss, you're a man of your word. If you say it's autumn, it's autumn!"
Xiao Peng sneered, "I'm afraid that next autumn I'll read the contents of this little notebook and kill you all!"
"Boss, you always say you're a law-abiding citizen and don't kill people!" Kasim shouted. "Is it too late for me to apologize now?"
"What do you think?" Xiao Peng asked back.
Kassin and Khedira said in unison: "It's still in time!"
Xiao Peng gave them the middle finger. Their banter had made him feel a little better, but now that the conversation was over, he felt depressed again. "Damn it, Khedira! Didn't I tell you to book a hotel on Jost Van Dyke Island? Didn't I tell you to rent a yacht? Where are they? Where are they going?"
After hearing this, Khedira looked up and whistled.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Peng suddenly came to his senses: "Damn! You sold me out?"
Khedira said helplessly after hearing this: "Boss, Miss Abby is so scary. It's like she can see through me! She guessed your thoughts directly! Boss, I did book the yacht, but the hotel was booked here at Miss Abby's instruction."
Xiao Peng was furious: "This is too much! Khedira! Who is your boss?"
Khedira hurriedly said: "Boss, of course you are our only boss!"
"Then why did you listen to her? They've been playing this game all the way!" Xiao Peng said angrily.
Khedira then said: "We only have you as our boss, but we currently have three boss ladies!"
Xiao Peng didn't know how to respond after hearing Khedira's words. He wanted to slap himself again: "I'll teach you not to control your crotch, I'll teach you not to control your crotch."
Seeing Xiao Peng's expression, Walter smiled and said, "Boss, don't be so entangled. Aren't you enjoying it now? You've had more fun than anyone else along the way! You complain like this every time and then have fun like crazy. Can I understand that you are showing off now? Why are you pretending to be so reluctant now that you are like this?"
Khedira said, "That's right! Boss, if I had as much money as you, I would be living a more comfortable life than Hugh Hefner!"
Hugh Hefner is the founder of Playboy magazine. There are many people in the world who are richer than him, but he is the man who most thoroughly implements the saying "Life is short, enjoy it while you can". When talking about his life, it can basically be summarized in two words: Bunny Girls and more than a thousand female companions.
That’s right, he was the first to come up with the well-known bunny girl costume!
He owns a super mansion worth 1.3 billion US dollars on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, where he openly lives a chaotic and gregarious life... After all, his mansion has artificial caves, large aviaries, private zoos, luxury RVs, private jets... With these, he will never lack young girls.
If he had done this when he was young, it would definitely have given him a bad reputation, but the old man persisted in this kind of life until his death at the age of 91. When he was 86, he married a 24-year-old girl and lived with three other girls!
This is definitely a master!
Since ancient times, saints and wise men have often been lonely, and only the lustful have left their names...
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