As soon as she finished speaking, the host felt a cold wind blow past, giving her goosebumps.
I glanced at the sky out of the corner of my eye; the sun was blazing overhead.
Why do I feel cold?
The next segment was about to begin, and the host couldn't worry about anything else.
"According to the data, my Xiaoyao is in third place."
The host turned his attention to Yu Yao, "Please make your choice first, Xiao Yao."
"Um……"
Yu Yao looked at the three paintings and drawled out the last syllable.
Her gaze finally settled on the paper with the moon drawn on it, and she said with a smile, "Then I'll choose the little moon."
For a moment, everyone's attention was focused on the ghillie suit.
Xu Zhaozhao generously pulled the grass off her head, revealing her delicate face.
She emerged from the sweltering ghillie suit, which felt like a sauna, and waved to the camera, saying, "Hello everyone, I'm Xu Zhaozhao."
Yu Yao chose Xu Zhaozhao.
[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, my "moon-viewing" couple has been broken up like this???]
Sadness comes so suddenly and unexpectedly.
I don't want to ship them either, but he calls her "Little Moon"! [Shaking][Shaking]
My dream is shattered. It's too late now. The female lead and the second male lead aren't out of the question... [crying]
...
After greeting everyone, Xu Zhaozhao walked over to Yu Yao's side.
Both of them were wearing sportswear, and although they weren't exactly the same style, they looked like couple outfits at first glance.
Gu Qingyan was right next to him, and he stared at her without any attempt to hide his gaze.
Xu Zhaozhao pretended not to notice.
"Please make your choice in the second hour."
The second close-up shot focused on Song Jinshi.
With only a sun and a blank sheet of paper remaining, it's quite obvious who these two paintings correspond to.
Song Jinshi frowned, looking very troubled.
Finally, with her eyes closed and a determined look in her eyes, she declared, "I choose Miss Poop!"
Godmother Poop...
Xu Zhaozhao's lips twitched, and she almost couldn't hold back her smile.
[Song Jinshi, you are truly brave! [Thumbs up] A true warrior, daring to face Miss Poop!]
[Is her little butt traumatized by being kicked? She's too scared to choose Xia Huai now, hahaha]
【What? Calling me "Miss Blank Paper" is fine, but is it really okay to be so insulting? Birds of a feather flock together; neither of us are any good!】
Why did Lingling even participate in this variety show? I wouldn't have watched it if it weren't for Lingling. Xu Zhaozhao is clearly targeting our Lingling, always trying to smear her! My Lingling is so wonderful...
...
Miss Poop's limbs stiffened for a moment.
Xu Zhaozhao guessed that she was probably trying to control her facial expressions.
About two minutes later, Miss Poop finally raised her hand, removed her poop head, and revealed a perfect smile.
"Hello everyone, I am Lingling, Qin Yueling."
Oh, the nickname goddess is here. Now she has another new nickname~ Poop Goddess~
【How could she still come? She's messed up with our Sister Zhao twice, what more does she want? [Death smile]】
[I should have checked the guest list first! This guy surnamed Qin is coming?! Director, what were you thinking?! I wish I hadn't come! [vomiting]]
[Watch it or not, our Lingling has our little bells to watch. You guys just have no taste!]
...
Qin Yueling hurriedly took off her casual clothes and walked to Song Jinshi's side.
He extended his hand and said, "Hello, it's nice to work with you today."
Xu Zhaozhao was practically laughing hysterically inside.
She's happy? She's happy my ass.
The opportunity to partner with Gu Qingyan was just around the corner, but Song Jinshi acted unpredictably, and her chance slipped away again.
That's hilarious.
"My hands are dirty; I am not worthy to hold your hand, my goddess."
Song Jinshi put his hands directly into the pockets of the beggar's pants, saying, "I'm very happy too."
Qin Yueling withdrew her hand, and the two remained silent.
[Handsome guy, could you please stop using such a cutesy tone? It sounds like you're a eunuch! Help!]
[Song Jinshi: My happiness was written all over my face.]
Why didn't he choose Xia Huai? Doesn't he know that Actor Gu likes our Lingling? He's breaking them up!
[Oh my god, Actor Gu likes~ us~ Lingling, breaking up~ the couple~ (I'm not involved in any yin-yang stuff)]
...
After both of them made their choices, the remaining faceless woman with the sun painted on her automatically became Gu Qingyan's partner.
Taking advantage of the camera's absence, Xu Zhaozhao took out her phone and quickly tapped the screen to send a message to Song Jinshi.
Hush: Brother Da, what are you thinking?
Shishi: Never mind, I lost the drinking bet. If I chose her, I'd have to take my pants off and fart in the center of the capital today.
Honestly: It's like taking your pants off to fart. [Smile]
He also emphasized one point.
Xu Zhaozhao quietly put her phone away.
Let's unveil the mystery of the last female guest!
The faceless woman ripped off the black cloth covering her body, revealing Xia Huai's aggressive face in the frame.
Xia Huai didn't go to Gu Qingyan's side, but instead went to Yu Yao's side first and handed her the capsule umbrella she was carrying.
"Hey kid, cover up my piss."
Xu Zhaozhao's mild allergy to ultraviolet rays is now common knowledge online.
[Help! Sister Xia Huai, please don't spoil her so much!]
Yu Yao took the umbrella and held it up to shield Xu Zhaozhao from the scorching sun.
Xia Huai stood next to Gu Qingyan with satisfaction, without exchanging a single glance with him throughout the entire process.
This atmosphere is really like a meeting between love rivals.
My love rival has become my partner, what should I do? I need help!
Crematorium! Crematorium! Crematorium!
[CEO Xia Huai (crosses arms) (looks down) (sizing you up and down) (shakes his head slightly): Tsk, you think you can steal my Zhao Zhao away?]
Where's Yuyu? Where's Yuyu? If I don't see Yuyu again, I'm really going to blow up the earth! I'm not kidding! [Throwing a tantrum]
...
Of the three groups of guests, apart from Yu Yao who held an umbrella for Xu Zhaozhao, the other two groups... are hard to judge.
The staff took the three paintings off the easel, preparing to pack them up and send them to the lucky man.
The host then asked, "Ladies, could you explain to the audience the intention behind your drawings?"
As expected, Xu Zhaozhao's little moon is the "moon" from the poem "Crossing the River Moon," and Xia Huai's sun is the "Xia" from his name. But what about the blank paper?
When it was Qin Yueling's turn, everyone's appetite was whetted.
She maintained her perfect smile, saying, "I want to tell myself that even after so many years in the industry, I should remain a blank slate and keep my original aspirations."
silence.
The host, as expected of someone with professional training, quickly hid the blank sheet of paper at the very bottom.
"It seems that all the female guests' paintings are very meaningful, so we will pack them up and send them to the lucky audience members."
They quickly had the staff take it away.
[Actually, you could have just said you were trying to ride on Gu Qingyan's popularity...]
[Who would believe that? Even newspapers pale in comparison to you, you're nicknamed Goddess~]
[I'm warning you, if you mess with my sister Zhao again, I'll make you a blank slate.]
[This is amazing! I can't take it anymore, I'm going to punch her to pieces! (Screams) (Twistache) (Kills the green tea girl)]
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