Although I'm a fan, I also think... wearing a black suit to a forest park is ridiculous...
【Huh? Is that outrageous? Can't you all understand? Haven't you ever gotten mosquito bites all over your legs in the forest park?! [Screaming]】
Indeed, anyone who's been through it knows that insect repellent is completely ineffective... I wear long sleeves and pants when I go to the park, he's just wearing nicer long sleeves and pants.
...
Xu Zhaozhao, who wasn't going to appear on stage yet, was watching the live stream on her phone in the preparation room.
Naturally, these comments from the audience were also seen.
Although it was only 9 a.m., the sun in the capital was already very hot, making people sweat profusely.
Gu Qingyan's black suit made him look rather out of place in the forest park.
You look really good in black.
This sentence popped into Xu Zhaozhao's mind for no reason.
The movement froze.
This guy came over in a black suit... could it be for her?
"Gu Qingyan."
"Hello everyone, I am Yu Yao."
One voice was cold, the other hot – those were the same voices that came through the headphones one after another.
This interrupted Xu Zhaozhao's chaotic thoughts, and her attention returned to the screen.
"Welcome to our two guests!"
The host was very friendly, saying, "Viewers who have watched our previous episodes know that our show has always had a third mystery guest."
"Let's give a round of applause to welcome our third guest!"
Snap snap snap—
The applause was so sparse it was practically nonexistent.
Throughout the entire event, only the host and Yu Yao were clapping weakly; if they hadn't been so close to the camera, even that little bit of applause wouldn't have been recorded.
The comments section was flooded with clapping emojis.
The audience was much more enthusiastic than the guests.
[Is he being arrogant? Why isn't he clapping?]
Even though there are only three people... you can't be this perfunctory, can you? [sweat]
The moment the complaint was uttered, viewers watching the screen noticed something new and interesting.
Gu Qingyan: [Applause][Applause][Applause]
Looking into the camera again, Gu Qingyan was looking down at his phone screen, tapping [applause].
Ugh, I thought he was being arrogant, but he's just a comedian...
[Clapping in the live chat doesn't seem wrong... My head is so itchy, like it's about to grow a brain! [Aba aba]]
Song Jinshi, dressed in his beggar-style outfit, strode into the camera's frame.
"Hello everyone, I am Song Jinshi."
[Aww, I know you! You're that ass!]
Which butt? oo?
"Thank you for the enthusiastic applause."
The applause was so enthusiastic it almost deafened me; I couldn't hear a sound at all [crying]
Why was there only a male guest at today's opening? Where are the children and female guests?
【Give me back my fish!! Give me back my sister Zhao!! (Throws a tantrum)】
[Three seconds! If I can't see the fish, I'll detonate the Earth! (Complete madness)]
...
The reason why Song Jinshi's outfit is described as resembling that of a beggar is because his jeans have no fabric from the upper thigh down to the ankle.
The front is covered, but the back isn't.
This is a truly explosive phenomenon in the entire denim industry.
The three of them standing together were succinctly summarized by one netizen.
[One is a domineering CEO, one is an ordinary person, and one is a beggar. This show is something else! It depicts the daily lives of parents from different social classes, right? [laughing and crying emoji]]
"Welcome again to our three guests!"
This time, the host didn't dare ask for applause.
"As you may have noticed, our lovely children and beautiful female guests have not yet come on stage."
The host stepped aside, and as she spoke, the camera moved, "Please welcome our female guests to the stage!"
Two minutes earlier, Xu Zhaozhao had been reminded by a staff member.
She quickly put on her headgear and turned off the live stream.
To make her features less noticeable, Xu Zhaozhao chose a relatively tall hood, inside which nothing could be seen, and she could only rely on the staff to guide her.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, the staff signaled her to stop, presumably because they had reached the camera.
"In the first two episodes, the female guests blindly chose the male guests. This time, we're switching!"
The host's next words were: "Male guests, please blindly select our female guests."
[This is hilarious! Who's wearing a ghillie suit? Hahaha!]
[And then there's No-Face... oh no, No-Face woman, it's hilarious.]
The blind auditions are always the most anticipated part of each episode! It would be even better if the audience participation could be improved a bit.
Is the lady in front still there? It's been ten minutes and I haven't seen YuYu!! Hasn't she detonated the Earth yet? [Tears]
【Wait...which female guest was so daring as to conduct a thesis defense? [Jaw dropped]】
...
Xu Zhaozhao is the faceless woman. Although she can't see the outside world, she can secretly look at her phone!
The black cloth was to block out light, and Xu Zhaozhao secretly turned on her phone to observe the scene through the live stream.
She was wearing a ghillie suit, and there were two others.
A faceless woman, and a pile of excrement, which is also a pile of excrement with hands and feet.
She and Xia Huai had always been together, so she knew that Xia Huai was the Faceless Woman, and this excrement was undoubtedly Qin Yueling.
Of course, it wasn't Qin Yueling, who cares about her image, who chose the clothes herself.
At this point, we have to give Ms. Song a thumbs up.
Just as the host was trying to increase audience participation, he announced, "The order of the blind auditions will be decided by audience votes."
"in addition,"
The host began his usual long pause, "We will randomly invite one lucky audience member to ask one of the three female guests to do something."
"This matter cannot directly expose the female guest's true identity, such as making unreasonable demands like removing her disguise."
"Reasonable requests from lucky viewers will be adopted by the production team."
The host emphasized the word "reasonable".
I watched this variety show because of the "Moon Viewing" couple. Your Majesty and Empress, you absolutely have to pair me up!
[Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!! Lucky viewers, quickly tell me your request to help my Shangguan Du and Zhao Yue successfully meet!!]
【No, where's Yuyu?】
[I just finished watching "Flip-Flops" today, and tomorrow I'll be watching "Crossing the River Moon"! I can't even imagine how happy I'll be! [drooling]]
...
"The voting channel is now open in the live stream."
The host took the phone from the staff member and said, "At the same time, we immediately dialed the lucky number!"
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