Chapter 281 Scratching Shit with Bare Hands



His fair palm covered her muddy little hand, and his hand also got muddy.

The impact of this scene was overwhelming.

It feels like... dragging a god into a quagmire.

[I knew it! The ship I ship must be real!!]

[My OCD: Can you guys at least show some respect for me when you're showing affection? - ?]

[This is ridiculous! These days even OCD doesn't work on certain people. Enough said, let's just get to the household registration! [Sending flowers]]

[Key point: Holding hands the entire time. [shy] "Moon Viewing" CP fans, assemble!!]

[They're holding hands!!! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Ahhhhh, I'm going crazy (completely obsessed)]

...

When Gu Qingyan uttered the first two words, Xu Zhaozhao's mind went almost blank.

The next two words calmed Xu Zhaozhao's racing heart.

Oh, it's just a publicity stunt for the couple.

"Once we've held hands, we can't let go."

It has a hidden meaning.

His words echoed in her ears again, and Xu Zhaozhao felt a pang of panic, instinctively trying to pull her hand back.

When his eyes fell on the words on the surprise box, he abruptly stopped in his tracks.

If the challenge fails, all the Wish Stones you have obtained so far will be reset to zero.

Each wish stone was dug out by Yu Yu, so Xu Zhaozhao was naturally reluctant to reset them.

"Of course we can't separate them, not a single wishing stone can be missing!"

Xu Zhaozhao steered the conversation toward the wishing stone.

He tried to conceal the turmoil in his heart caused by his words in a more natural tone.

Gu Yulin was about to say that resetting everything to zero was no big deal.

He looked up and there they were, their hands clasped together in front of him.

He frowned slightly upon noticing the two men's empty fingers.

The wedding rings are gone.

Noticing the mud on their faces, his slightly furrowed brows relaxed.

They must be afraid of getting the ring dirty.

"Then let's keep going!"

Gu Yulin's little hands were covered in mud, but she didn't touch Xu Zhaozhao. She just excitedly waved the small shovel in her hand.

Hurry up and get to the finish line, so Mom can be free sooner.

In this sweltering heat, it must be so uncomfortable to have your hands stuck together like this.

But... some people aren't upset.

They even deliberately slowed down their pace; Gu Qingyan slowed down, and Xu Zhaozhao slowed down as well.

Gu Yulin couldn't live without Xu Zhaozhao; if they were a little further apart, he would stop and wait for her.

Uh... what was supposed to be a proper adventure turned into a stroll [sweat]

[No, this is just a theme. Nobody really wants to see a thrilling jungle adventure on a children's reality show, right? Really?]

Honestly, if you look at the other two groups, their walks are even worse than this group's.

[What's wrong with taking a walk? The man is handsome, the woman is beautiful, and little Fish is so cute!]

[Hahaha, if you want to see an adventure, watch the Poop Goddess! It's really an adventure, I'm dying of laughter...]

...

Immediately, the number of comments on the screen increased, with more and more people mentioning Qin Yueling's side.

When the phone zooms in on one of the images, the other two images become very small and practically invisible.

After being reminded by the comments, many people switched the view to Qin Yueling's side.

Then it started...laughing out loud.

Here's what happened.

At first, everything was normal; Yu Yao, Qin Yueling, and Yin Qi walked side by side.

However, they ignored the clues given by the production team and walked a short distance without finding anything.

Qin Yueling couldn't resist any longer, so she turned on her phone and glanced at the live stream.

It was discovered that Xu Zhaozhao's wishing stone was red.

"The wishing stone is red, it looks like it was buried in the ground by the production team!"

She spoke with a slight blush.

[Lingling, keep it up! You definitely have more wishing stones here than Xu Zhaozhao!]

[In the tiny patch of ground, they dug and dug and dug...]

[It seems like none of these three people would actually make the move to dig...]

[This is boring, I'm going back to watching the fish.]

"Hey! I think I've figured it out!"

Qin Yueling looked at the tree next to her that was relatively close to her and said excitedly.

The soil around that tree was tinged with red, very similar to the scene in Yu Yu's live stream.

The wishing stone must be right here!

Gu Yulin has already found many wishing stones, while she hasn't found a single one yet.

Even with mud on their hands, they still get praised by the audience...

Without thinking twice, Qin Yueling reached out and started to pry open the red thing under the tree.

You'll get your first wish stone soon...

With fingers forming a claw, dig hard at that spot!

The excavation went too smoothly; Qin Yueling was still somewhat bewildered looking at the lump of stuff in her hand.

Why can't her wish stones take shape?

A foul odor filled the air, and Qin Yueling couldn't keep her composure; her features scrunched up.

"Ahhh—"

She screamed and flung the lump of stuff in her hand away.

The stench only intensified, causing Yu Yao and Yin Qi, who were just over a meter away from her, to stop in their tracks.

The expression on his face was very subtle.

Suddenly, her tear ducts erupted, and crystal tears rolled down Qin Yueling's cheeks. Her sobbing was amplified through her microphone.

Why are you suddenly crying? Can you really cry during a jungle adventure of this level? [Speechless]

[Hahahaha, it can't be what I'm thinking, right? [Almost died laughing]]

Based on our five years of pig farming experience, this is just like poop!! And a bloody pile of poop!!

[She truly lives up to her name as the "Goddess of Poop"! Obsessed with poop, crazy about poop, she'd bang her head against a wall for poop!! [wink]]

Oh dear, not all red things are wishing stones; they could also be poop!

[Help! Help! Help! I'm eating!! I shouldn't have watched this as a show to watch while eating!! [Frustrated]]

...

The shocking news that Qin Yueling had grabbed a hand full of bloody poop immediately went viral in the comments section.

Looking at the half-eaten dumpling in her hand, Qin Yueling was almost out of tears.

Um... what is she crying about...?

I'm laughing so hard I feel like I'm going to die. The harder she cries, the louder I laugh. What should I do?

【Hey goddess, I told you not to mess with Bodhisattva Xu. Look, our dad's here to stand up for her. [Grinning face]】

【How can you all be like this?! This is the first time Lingling has encountered something like this, and instead of feeling sorry for her, you're kicking her when she's down! You're all a cancer on the internet!】

...

In the end, Yin Qi found a bottle of mineral water in the bag given to him by the production team and took it out to wash Qin Yueling's hands.

But such a small bottle of water has its limits; it can only clean up the obvious things, not the smell...

It is also very torturous.

"Thank you."

Even though the smell on her hands was making her feel like she was about to collapse, she still had to maintain her image and thank everyone in front of the camera.

I think I know why the production team let her continue participating. A guest who picks up poop with their bare hands—you won't find another one like them in the entertainment industry, right? [winking]

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