Chapter 283: Imitating My Wife's Signature is So Romantic



Xu Zhaozhao had a headache.

How can two people wash their hands clean when their fingers are intertwined?

There was no other way but to rinse their clasped hands in the river water, just like when you're making hot pot.

[They look so tender and white, they'll be cooked if they soak any longer! [drooling]]

[Damn, those two are so fair-skinned! (Envy) (Jealousy) (Twisted)]

[Gu Qingyan, you've gone too far! You're even fairer than Sister Zhao!! (This doesn't mean Sister Zhao is dark-skinned.)]

...

After rinsing for a while, I finally got rid of all the obvious mud spots.

Gu Qingyan watched the whole thing from the side, while only Xu Zhaozhao moved.

Washing her hands almost killed her.

Gu Yulin also walked up to the two of them and squatted down. "Mom, wash all those stones."

Naturally, this refers to the wishing stone in Xu Zhaozhao's small bag.

Finding the wishing stone isn't enough; you need to mark these stones to include them in your final score.

Xu Zhaozhao nodded in agreement.

But she only had one hand and it was inconvenient for her, so Yu Yu took off her small bag.

They poured all the wishing stones onto the ground, pushed them to the riverbank, and rubbed them with their little hands to clean the mud off the surface of the red wishing stones.

These stones are quite heavy, and the gentle river cannot wash them away.

After washing it clean, I took out a clean cloth and placed it on the stone to let the surface dry.

The little bag prepared by the production team is indeed quite versatile.

"Mom, let me write some words for you."

Xu Zhaozhao took the wishing stone from Gu Yulin and wanted to raise her hand to mark it, but then remembered that she was "inconvenient to move around".

How can you write with only one hand?

Gu Yulin took out a marker from his small backpack and noticed that Xu Zhaozhao didn't have any extra hands.

Just as she was about to suggest marking him, Gu Qingyan, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up.

"Fish, come here."

Gu Yulin paused in his action of removing the pen cap, walked forward somewhat blankly, and tilted his head, "What's wrong?"

Gu Qingyan handed over the umbrella, saying, "Take it and use it to shield Mom."

Gu Yulin did as he was told. After taking the umbrella, he immediately took the pen from his little hand and handed it to Gu Qingyan.

Xu Zhaozhao and Gu Qingyan squatted down, while Gu Yulin stood, holding up an umbrella to shield himself and Xu Zhaozhao.

*Smack*

It was the sound of a pen cap being pulled off.

His voice followed, "Pass me a little, I'll write it down."

Without making any movement with her hands, Xu Zhaozhao turned her head to look at him.

With his shield gone, Gu Qingyan's fair skin was exposed to the blazing sun overhead, almost making it transparent.

It dazzled Xu Zhaozhao.

He glanced at her, then lowered his eyes again, and moved her hand a little closer. "Hold on tight, I'll write."

Xu Zhaozhao nodded blankly. Her eyes were blinded by the bright light, and she saw double images of things nearby.

All that could be vaguely seen was Gu Qingyan holding a large pen, carefully writing words on the wishing stone.

"Okay, next one."

Xu Zhaozhao blinked frantically, and finally she could see clearly.

The heart-shaped stone in my hand was marked with black ink.

The three characters “Xu Zhaozhao” are written in black on a red background, and are very neat and clear.

The more I look at it, the more familiar it seems.

Xu Zhaozhao tried hard to recall.

Isn't this... the elementary school student's signature she signed on her photo album?

The camera was right next to them, so the audience naturally saw the small stone with Xu Zhaozhao's name on it.

[What?! Just two seconds ago I thought he was going to sign his own name...]

[Um...the actor's handwriting is so elementary school level! [sweat] As expected, these celebrities aren't very well-educated.]

[Hilarious! Anyone who's ever seen Lao Gu's autograph wouldn't say something like that. It's obvious he's imitating Sister Zhao's signature! [picking nose]]

[Sister Zhao's autograph has only appeared on photo albums given to fans. Judging from the picture posted by that fan, Sister Zhao's autograph is so childlike.]

Please, imitating your wife's signature is super romantic! [Rose]

[Gu Qingyan, you really love it! You only signed five copies in total, and you even copied this trick, Xiaozhi! [crying][heart emoji]]

...

When Sister Yan placed those photos in front of Xu Zhaozhao and asked her to sign them.

Having just finished the college entrance examination and having been filming variety shows, Xu Zhaozhao is very unfamiliar with writing and can only sign her name like an elementary school student.

Xu Zhaozhao felt ashamed.

He placed the wishing stone in his hand into a clean bag and accepted the new wishing stone handed to him by Gu Yulin.

Why didn't you sign your name?

Xu Zhaozhao pouted, "There are more than a dozen of these. If I sell them, won't I become rich overnight?"

Gu Qingyan didn't respond, but instead solemnly signed his name "Xu Zhaozhao" again on the wishing stone in Xu Zhaozhao's hand.

It's almost identical to the previous one.

Imitating her signature in front of the person in question.

After finishing writing, Gu Qingyan looked up at her, his thin lips slightly moving, "Your signature is more expensive than mine."

?

A question mark popped into Xu Zhaozhao's head.

When did she become so famous? Her autograph is even more expensive than Gu Qingyan's autograph?

[I can vouch for him, what he said is true. If you don't believe me, go search for it yourselves at the seafood market [crying emoji]]

[Sister Zhao's autographs are so few! She gained 50 million followers recently, but only signed five autographs. Does anyone understand?!]

[My sister Zhao is probably busy signing contracts every day and doesn't have time to sign photo albums. I understand, I'll understand. [Daiyu wipes away tears]]

Of course it's expensive. Not a single one sold; they were all asking for a string of 9s as a protection price, longer than my ID number, sob sob sob.

...

After Gu Qingyan spoke, Xu Zhaozhao had nothing more to say.

She didn't dare say it, because she didn't know the going rate for her signature.

After signing two contracts, a complete "assembly line" was formed among the three.

After signing one, she put it in a clean bag, then took the next wishing stone handed to her by Gu Yulin, held it tightly, and let Gu Qingyan write her name on it.

Xu Zhaozhao originally thought that Gu Qingyan would be very slow in imitating her elementary school handwriting, and she even planned to use this as an excuse to have Gu Qingyan sign the first letter of "x".

As a result, the more he signed, the more skilled he became, the faster he signed, and the more convincing his signature looked.

Xu Zhaozhao did not voice this reason until the signing was completed.

"Signed!"

Gu Yulin weighed the somewhat heavy wishing stone in the bag, and a happy smile appeared on his little face.

Today was the day I saw Yu Yu smile the most.

Gu Qingyan capped the marker with one hand and casually put it into his suit front pocket, monopolizing the right to make the mark.

He took the umbrella back from Gu Yulin and helped Xu Zhaozhao up.

As soon as she stood up, Xu Zhaozhao's legs went numb, and she almost fell over. Gu Qingyan pulled her back into his arms.

Unfortunately, the two had their backs to the camera, so the audience didn't see this action clearly.

Are you dizzy?

Before Xu Zhaozhao could answer, his voice came through again, "I have candy in my pocket, strawberry flavored."

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