Chapter 44: Cold and Strong Pressure on Him
Seeing Zhou Yili's narrowed eyes, Shen Jixing's long, wet eyelashes moved slightly.
"It's okay, if you can't..."
He will catch the rest.
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhou Yili's cold sneer: "No? Wait."
"Fishing for stars!"
"Yoyoyo is ready~"
"Young Master, I will catch a hundred fish today even if I have to bite my back teeth (heart)"
"After catching 100 fish, the young master found that his back teeth were all broken (heart)"
"A man can't say no, go get your star wife!"
Zhou Yili perfectly embodies the hunting ability that is inherent in the animal instinct.
One hundred fish were caught in ten minutes.
"Take a long time?"
"So strong, so powerful, I'm talking about fish"
"How long did it take my wife Xingxing to catch that fish? Three minutes?"
"Shut up, it's two minutes and forty seconds!"
"...That's enough. You didn't let Mr. Shen go either."
Actor Shen realized the differences among people. Fortunately, Zhou Yili was a little idiot with low IQ, which allowed him to find some psychological comfort.
Five clue cards were handed to him——
“He is a man”
"He loves dyeing his hair"
“He Can Sing”
“He is rich”
Shen Jixing slowly raised his eyes and landed on Zhou Yili, who was shaking his hair like a little animal.
Zhou Yili has always been casual and unrestrained. He casually pushed his wet hair on top of his head, revealing his handsome face with clear contours and a disdainful look.
"What?"
Catch some fish, Shen Jixing falls in love with him again?
"The lover the mermaid is looking for is you." Shen Jixing handed the clue to him calmly.
Zhou Yili: “?”
What a joke.
He doesn’t even know he has an ID card?
He took the four clue cards, and the descriptions on them were exactly like him.
"What about the other one?" Zhou Yili didn't believe it.
Shen Jixing opened the last clue card, and the two of them looked at it together -
"He...seems to be a woman?"
Shen Jixing: "..."
Zhou Yili: “…”
Zhou Yili half-closed his eyes and was about to speak when he suddenly noticed Shen Jixing's scrutinizing gaze on him, scanning him back and forth leisurely and calmly.
"Are you sweeping for mines?"
Zhou Yili approached him with gritted teeth: "Whether I am a woman or not, you don't know..."
This topic has gone beyond the scope of this article.
Shen Jixing covered his mouth fiercely and pressed him directly under the table.
Are you rebelling again?
Zhou Yili was about to turn over when Shen Jixing pressed his long legs against his knees and pressed down on him coldly and powerfully.
With a cold hand, he pulled his collar and rolled under the table——
"Tsk."
Shen Jixing pressed her cool and beautiful lips against his ear and whispered in his ear as quietly as possible: "Hunter."
Zhou Yili's body was as stiff as a piece of wood.
Hold.
Hunter is hunter.
I am far better than him. You are pushing me under the table just to sexually harass me, right?
In the dim darkness, Shen Jixing noticed that he remained silent for a long time, and looked at him with cold eyes——
Zhou Yili turned his eyes away, his breath boiling: "Oh."
"What about the paid view?"
"I am a Nobel Prize winner, a student from the same country as Tsinghua University, a resume submitter for Fortune 500 companies, a participant in a billion-dollar lottery project, and a former member of iQiyi, Youku, Mango, and Taobao 88VIP. Am I not worthy of having a paid viewing angle under the table?"
"Wait a minute, sir..."
Shen Jixing looked normal when he came out.
Zhou Yili came out like a cooked shrimp.
He got red fever again.
"It's too hot." Zhou Yili held up his collar and fanned himself, explaining in a self-consistent manner.
Shen Jixing hummed: "I feel it."
The human body temperature is shockingly hot.
He glanced at Zhou Yili's slightly damp collar and quickly and calmly looked away: "Let's go, find someone."
"Who are you looking for?"
"The Mermaid's Lover."
Zhou Yili followed him closely and grabbed a coconut to drink from: "Don't you think I look like a woman?"
These words might not mean anything to other people, but Shen Jixing knew this little lion too well.
He turned his eyes away and gave him a cold warning look.
Zhou Yili bit the straw and chuckled quietly, not knowing what to do.
"Can you sing?" The two finally fixed their eyes on the NPC lady with dyed hair standing at the door of the bank.
The young lady cracked melon seeds gracefully: "Singing? Guo'er, tell them."
Her roommate's maid clapped her hands and said, "Singing? Our young lady is a famous singer in Haizhen. All the albums in my house are hers."
Zhou Yili: "Sing a line for me."
The young lady raised her orchid and pointed at her: "Guo'er."
"The old slave is here!" The maid held the young lady's arm and said, "Young lady, please speak."
The lady raised her head confidently and said: "Don't look at me as just a sheep. Sheep are incredibly smart. No matter how high the sky is, my mood is still as unrestrained as ever, chasing the sun every day."
Shen Jixing held his forehead with a headache.
He felt that this variety show was about to become a stain on his life.
"You must have enjoyed your performance, girl. Remember to give me two episodes next time."
"I want to (blows up her face)...I want to (blows out hot air)...to be an NPC on a variety show (rolls over on the floor with tingling sensation)"
“Haha ...
Zhou Yili blocked her mouth with a melon seed plate.
"That's enough, we are one family, don't say anything."
Shen Jixing rubbed his ear: "Is the full name Death Diva?"
The first round of verification is almost here.
Shen Jixing decided to take her to try: "Since she is a singer, she should be the one to be mentioned."
He looked at Zhou Yili: "Do you want to go together or..."
"Together."
Zhou Yili replied lazily, "If we encounter hunters, we'll push you out as a shield."
“…”
Facts have proved that their conjecture was correct.
When they avoided the hunters and came to the sea, the mermaid turned around a dozen times excitedly: "It is Him, it is Him, I remember, I remember everything."
"Successful?" Zhou Yili raised his eyebrows. So simple?
“No…” the mermaid pondered, “His face changes. I have seen many of Him. I need to hear His song…”
Shen Jixing nodded: "Okay."
Then he covered his ears.
Zhou Yili glanced at him and followed suit by covering his ears.
The mermaid's eyes moved between the two of them, and finally her azure eyes locked onto Shen Jixing.
"I want to hear you sing."
Shen Jixing paused: "What?"
This time the mermaid was very easy to talk to. She looked at him with a tender look: "At night, there was singing in the town."
The lady reminded him quietly and unpleasantly with a song: "Don't look at me as just a sheep~~"
Shen Jixing: "..."
Zhou Yili suppressed the urge to curl his lips and said, "Teacher Shen, please speak."
Shen Jixing: "..."
It doesn’t matter, life passes quickly.