Chapter 209 I said, "You are one month pregnant."
Educated people are still different.
It is much easier to take care of Shiyu than Yifan.
This kind of ease is called tacit understanding. He understands everything I say the moment I hear it.
After training him for half a month, he made rapid progress.
It was the weekend and there were many people coming, so we cut the Gordian knot quickly.
The first person to come in was a thin old man who complained of cervical pain.
I laughed and said, "Read less and look at your phone less."
He asked, "Just these two reasons?"
"Yes, no ancient people, especially ancient intellectuals, suffered from cervical spondylosis."
"Why?"
I said, "Shiyu, tell me."
He had heard me instruct others yesterday, so he stood up and said:
"This is how the ancients read: The great river flows eastward, the waves wash away all, and through the ages, the heroes and heroes are gone."
He shook his head as he read.
I said, "This is essentially doing cervical spine exercises."
The old man said, "Oh, I see."
Shiyu said, "There's more." He stretched out his palm, made the shape of a book, and his chin moved up and down like a chicken pecking at rice.
I said, "Ancient books were written in vertical format. To read them, you had to look up, then look down again. This up-and-down movement was like doing exercises for your cervical spine."
The old man understood and said, "Shake it up and down and left and right every day, and your cervical spine will be fine."
Shiyu said: "When you go back, do this, but the master must cast a talisman on you so that you can complete the task from beginning to end."
I quickly drew a talisman, Shiyu took it, burned it, put the ashes into water, and let the old man drink it.
The old man finished it in one gulp.
"Master, how much is it?"
"You can count it or not; it can be more or less, it all depends on your mood."
The old man said, "How can I not count the money?" and took out two hundred yuan. Shiyu refused to take it and pointed to the box on the table.
The old man clasped his fists and said, "Thank you very much. Doctors only know how to prescribe medicine. Yours is simple, and I think it will be effective." After that, he walked away shaking his head.
The second person to come on stage was a tourist. She had just sat down when she asked, "Should I remove the mole at the corner of my mouth? Some say it's okay, while others say it's not."
I shook my head. "You can't choose any of them. The corners of your mouth, the tip of your nose, and the middle of your forehead are all good moles. You make a living from them."
"Depend on it?"
I said, "Yes. If I'm not mistaken, you have a mole on the sole of your right foot."
This sentence completely conquered her, and she asked, "How did you tell that?"
I gestured to Shiyu. He had studied the entire "On Moles" with me.
Shiyu said: "People with a mole on the lower left corner of their mouth usually have a mole on the sole of their right foot. The master didn't say that you must have a mole, but guessed that you have a mole."
"It takes skill to guess correctly. I just can't guess it."
I smiled and said, "A mole on the sole of your foot is like stepping on a ton of gold. Since you admit you have a mole, I can infer that you are a very ambitious woman, very strong, just like that Miss Dong."
She smiled brightly: "How can I compare with Miss Dong?"
Shiyu said, "You have a way of managing people, and others are afraid of you."
She turned her head and looked to both sides: "Are you two masters?"
"He is the real master." Shiyu pointed at me.
I said, "Others are afraid of you because you have a habit of remembering everything others said.
For example, if someone promised something, at the meeting next week, you would point out when they promised but didn't complete it on time, and you would criticize them so that they have nothing to deny.
She looked at him in surprise and said, "I don't want to go to work anymore. I want to be your apprentice."
Shiyu smiled and said, "Master does not accept female disciples."
She then asked, "Is it good to have a mole in your ear?"
I gestured to Shiyu again.
Shiyu said: "Moles in the ears and eyebrows are called hidden moles, which means that the person is very smart and often has special talents in certain areas."
She said, "That's right, my dad has a mole in his ear."
I smiled but said nothing.
She asked hurriedly, "What's the matter?"
Shiyu said, "I don't mean anything else. The master thinks you are like your mother, more serious. Your father is more romantic."
Her face flushed and she said, "You're so accurate! I'll ask all my friends from the company to come next time."
Then he asked, "How much?"
Shiyu said, "The master doesn't talk about money; he thinks it's vulgar. You can count as much as you want. It's okay if you don't have any money."
The woman said: "I really don't have any money with me, let me scan it."
She scanned the QR code on the wall and turned back to say, "Next time, I need to be this accurate. There are still many people coming."
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I watched eight of them in a row. Shiyu was very cooperative and the effect was very good.
Then two women came in at the same time. They seemed to be companions.
One of them, the thin one, sat down first, while the other, the fatter one, stood.
The thin man asked, "My family is having a fire, and on the way we have to pass a temple. Some people say we should take a detour, while others say we shouldn't. Master, who do you think we should listen to?"
Shiyu said, "Listen to me and take a detour. And put a few coins in your pocket. If you're still worried, put a few handfuls of rice in your pocket and scatter them along the way."
Skinny asked a few more questions, and Shiyu answered them without hesitation.
The thin woman stood up and the fat woman sat down.
She was about to speak, but I waved my hand, signaling her not to speak, and then said to Shiyu, "Make a cup of hot tea."
We don’t usually make tea for customers. Shiyu asked, “For her?”
"Yes, she is one month pregnant and needs a cup of hot tea if she stands for a long time."
When these words came out, both of them opened their mouths wide. The thin woman asked, "You can tell in a month?"
I didn't answer, but said, "What's the matter? Tell me."
The fat woman said, "I've been having trouble sleeping lately, and my husband told me to ask a master to pour some talisman water."
I shook my head. "You're pregnant, why are you drinking water? You have to be careful with what you eat. Don't eat anything you don't like. Have you taken any supplements recently?"
"My mother said 'one pigeon is better than nine chickens' and sent me two stewed pigeons without any other supplements."
"Let me see your tongue."
After looking at her tongue, I said, "Pigeons are suitable for people with yang deficiency. You have yin deficiency, so don't eat them. Go back to a Chinese doctor and ask him to prescribe some yin-tonifying Chinese medicine."
Do not take too much, one course of treatment is enough. Pregnant women should eat less other foods and just eat whole grains."
"You're so kind. We have a wizard in our village. I've seen him twice and taken the magic water twice. The more I take it, the more I can't sleep."
Shiyu said, "This is Master Honghui. You've found the right person. No one can tell you're one month pregnant, but he can tell just by looking at you."
The two women said that I indeed have the vision, style and level of a master.
He asked how much it cost again. I said, "Shiyu, since it's hard to answer every time, write a notice and post it on the wall.
Shiyu said, "Master, what you said is so random."
The two scanned the QR code and left.
At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock.
No one came in. Shiyu asked, "Master, how did you tell she was a month pregnant? You couldn't tell after a month, not to mention she's fat."
I began to teach Shiyu: "This is a physiological reaction. Once a woman becomes pregnant, she will yawn constantly."
He asked, "Why do you keep yawning?"
"After the fertilized egg implants, the embryo begins to develop. Imagine a young woman suddenly having a mouth full of food and drink, which then needs to be used for excretion.
So I get sleepy easily, have to go to the bathroom frequently, and my whole body aches. The symptoms are constant yawning. When I stand in one place, my shoulders are uneven.
"Why are the two shoulders uneven?"
"I feel sleepy and weak all over. I have to switch legs from time to time to support myself. This is also a symptom of menopause. In the past, there was an idiom to describe prostitutes: 'leaning on the door to sell smiles.'
"Yes. Why do they like to lean against the door?"
"These women have irregular menstruation and often stay up late, which makes them weak, so they have to lean against the door."
"There's one thing I'm still confused about. You said you feel weak and sleepy after one month of pregnancy. I think you feel weaker the longer the pregnancy goes on because the fetus grows bigger and needs more nutrients."
I laughed and asked, "Were you nervous when you first learned to drive, or do you get more nervous the longer you drive?"
"Of course I was nervous when I first learned it."
"It's the same principle: as the fetus grows, the mother's adaptability improves. All the functions in the body work together to support the uterus, which in turn makes it less fatigued."
Shiyu said, "Master, you are truly a man of real kung fu."
I said, "You are quite smart. If you learn more, I can drive my car and go out for fun."
Shiyu was really good at talking. He said, "My greatest wish is to make Master feel at ease."
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