Chapter 283: Nanxi Discusses Bone Physiognomy, I Test the Character "Xiu" for Someone
After lunch, I took a nap.
I didn't get up until three in the afternoon, but Xiaolin said she wanted to sleep a little longer.
Sister Yu had already arrived at the tea room and was brewing tea. She smiled mysteriously at me and said, "Brother, to make your vacation here more meaningful, I have made some arrangements. Let's discuss it with you first."
I nodded.
The tea was already boiling. She poured me a cup and then, counting on her fingers, said:
"In the afternoon, let's chat. For dinner, I've invited Monkey Brother, the famous comedian from Upstate, to bring two people to accompany you.
In the evening, we'll have a party on the ground floor below, watching Monkey Brother tell jokes. There will also be people brought by Monkey Brother playing the erhu, and you can also perform any talents you have.
Tomorrow, I will take you to see a strange man, nicknamed Jiao Ye. We will have dinner at Jiao Ye's place."
I laughed out loud: "Sister Yu, you've put in a lot of effort. You've made a lot of friends."
"To be honest, I'm a bit of a social activist. I often organize some activities."
"Who is Lord Jiao?"
"If I don't tell you, how can I solve the mystery?"
I burst out laughing: "You are amazing, say a word and let me test it."
She looked around and said something else: "Wait a minute, there is someone who wants to ask you for a fortune telling."
At this time, Nanxi came in, and after a while Yu Shuichun also came in. Sister Yu got up and made a phone call, then while making tea, she introduced the arrangements for the next two days to everyone.
Nanxi was very happy, saying that this would allow him to truly relax. He also said that he had just gotten up and would meditate for another five minutes. "You guys can do your thing," he said, adding that he would not be affected.
After saying that, Nanxi took off her shoes, crossed her legs, and sat cross-legged on the sofa.
Although Brother Shuichun was a bit impatient, seeing Nanxi sitting there with her eyes closed, he didn't dare to speak. At this time, a man in his forties came in. He looked like a businessman.
Sister Yu whispered, "This is Teacher Wan." Then she lowered her voice and introduced me, "Boss Zhang."
I bowed. Boss Zhang wanted to extend his hand to shake, but he had to bow instead. He was about to speak, but I pointed at Nanxi, who was resting, and signaled him to be quiet.
After a while, Nanxi opened her eyes and said, "Show me the photo again."
Shuichun immediately unlocked the phone, pulled up photos, and handed it over.
Nanxi took a look, handed the phone back to Shuichun, and said, "You don't think it's beautiful?"
Shuichun said, "You haven't seen him in person. He looks very old." Then he pulled up another photo and handed the phone to Nanxi, "This is my nephew. Look how handsome he is."
Nanxi laughed heartily. "You've got it all wrong. You don't know what bone structure is. This girl is a true beauty, while your nephew is handsome because of collagen. He's no longer handsome after 35, but that girl will only get more beautiful as she gets older. She'll still be a beauty at 50."
"This is……?"
Nanxi said, "Let me tell you about bone structure."
Boss Zhang who came in later was a little embarrassed. Seeing that I had no intention of standing up to tell him my fortune, he had to sit aside and rub his hands continuously.
Sister Yu brought each person a small cup of tea.
Nanxi began her lecture: "True beauty lies in bone structure. This bone structure refers to the three-dimensionality of the skeleton, which is reflected in a person's face in one sentence: four highs and three lows.
The tip of the forehead, nose, upper lip and chin should be relatively high, while the junction of the nose and forehead, the philtrum and the bottom of the lower lip should be low.
This kind of person can withstand the ravages of time and is the type that is pleasing to the eye. You may not feel much at first glance, but the more you look at them, the more you like them. They appear mature when they are young, and become more and more charming as they get older.
The girl on your phone falls into this category. He then cited several celebrities, saying that Zhang Mouyi's appearance wasn't stunning, but she had excellent bone structure, high eyebrows, thin skin, and a face with tight bones and skin, and orderly rise and fall.
Even when she is 50 years old, Yu Feihong will still maintain her beautiful face, as if she has been frozen in time.
The other type is the beauty of appearance. The beauty of appearance is full of collagen, and when she is young, it is easy for people to feel stunning at a glance.
For example, Er Donghong, Wang Mouxian, and Mouping, who were all popular when they were young, could not withstand the butcher knife of time when they got older.
So, your nephew is a handsome man in appearance, but he has plump skin, without the sharp edges and firmness of a man. He is commonly known as feminine and beautiful, a pretty boy.
When you reach middle age, you gain weight, your belly becomes protruding, your oil secretion increases, your hair becomes oily, your hair becomes limp, and you gradually become bald. You are a greasy middle-aged man.
Before you become a greasy uncle, if a girl likes your nephew, take action immediately."
Nanxi's last words made Boss Zhang, who was listening, burst into laughter. Sister Yu and I were even more amused. Brother Shuichun looked embarrassed.
At this moment, Boss Zhang took advantage of the moment when everyone had finished laughing and no one had spoken to speak and hurriedly said, "Master Wan, I've heard of your great name for a long time. Could you tell me a fortune?"
I was originally here to relax and chat with friends, but I wasn't very interested in fortune-telling for someone I didn't know. But since she was Sister Yu's customer, I had to do it.
"Say a word."
"Xiu, my name is Zhang Xiufeng. I'm working as an agent for maternal and infant products. I wonder if there's a future for me."
At this time, Xiaolin came in and sat down with me. To be honest, she rarely listened to me tell fortunes for people.
My emotions suddenly grew stronger, and I patted her shoulder: "Learn from your husband."
Everyone laughed, and Xiaolin gave me a glare.
I said, "You're not making a mature, famous brand product, but a new product. Your idea is to make this new product a success, become a provincial agent, and then have cities and counties promote it, and then you'll become a big boss."
Boss Zhang's eyes were stunned.
When everyone saw Boss Zhang's expression, they knew I was right. Sister Yu was the most curious. She asked, "How do you know he's making a new product?"
"Xiu, the first appearance of millet, is called Xiu. It has a character called 禾 on top and a character called 乃 on the bottom. 乃 means yours, so when you put them together, it becomes your 禾. If your 禾 wants to turn into rice, it must produce ears. The earing is the first appearance of millet, so it's called Xiu."
Yu Shuichun laughed and said, "Master, everything makes sense in your mouth."
If someone provokes me, I will ask him to look up the dictionary to see what I said wrong. Brother Yu, I can't bother with him.
I continued, "You're not doing well right now, and your sales are not going well."
Boss Zhang nodded repeatedly and said, "The product is indeed good, but the sales are not good.
Sister Yu nudged Boss Zhang with her arm and said, "You want to ask the master for some advice?"
Boss Zhang said quickly, "Yes, Master, please give me some advice. If I continue to lose money like this, I really will have no choice but to jump into the river.
These past two days, I simply stopped thinking about it and went to Sister Yu's place to fish. Sister Yu sympathized with me and asked me to ask you for advice."
Sister Yu helped out, saying, "He thinks it's the same as it was in the past: every time a new product comes out, the first one to try it gets rich.
So, after investing a lot in the early stages, I didn't expect to get stuck in this. As the saying goes, the boss is worse off than the average person, wearing shorts with a hole in his butt.
Everyone was laughing wildly, except Boss Zhang and Sister Yu.
It seems that Boss Zhang is really trapped in this, and Sister Yu is really worried about him.
I wanted to lighten the mood, so I said with a smile, "You can't fish anymore. If you go fishing, you'll wear a straw hat. Zhang Xiufeng will become Zhang Youfeng. You can't do business with that character."
He actually believed it and quickly said, "I will wear a sun hat from now on."
Everyone laughed again.
I said, "Okay, let me analyze it for you. I'll tell you a few truths and give you some ideas."
Everyone was immediately interested. Even Nanxi sat up straight. He'd been the one who'd suggested I get into counseling, and he wanted to hear how good I was at helping people solve problems.
So I took a sip of tea to moisten my throat.
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