Chapter 292 The scholar's opinion was accepted, I drank so much that I had to have an IV drip
“The above is about bamboo products, which is called real industry, and the below is about bamboo culture, which is called virtual industry.
Any industry that does not incorporate cultural factors will not be lively, sustainable, or have added value.
After we have made bamboo products, we will create bamboo culture.
Develop health tourism. Bamboo is high in negative ions. Create a bamboo sea negative ion health base.
Of course, this is being done all over the country. We can be more cultural than them.
The advertising slogan is: Lung cancer comes in, boxing champion goes out.
The audience laughed like crazy.
After laughing, everyone started talking about it again, saying that only Teacher Wan could come up with this idea, but there are indeed many cases of lung cancer and lung diseases.
I didn't laugh and continued, "A few days ago, Secretary Hetian went to Secretary Wei's home in Weijia Village. Oh, his daughter looks just like Yang Yuying."
Everyone looked at Secretary Wei.
I continued, "Secretary Wei said his daughter is just average, and all the girls in the village are pretty. So, there are at least two things we can do."
The first is an annual selection of the most beautiful bamboo women in Dongli Bamboo Township. This event is held in cooperation with a television station and lasts ten days.
The stage was set up in town. Upstate is a city with a population of over ten million, so how many people came to watch? All the restaurants and stalls were mobilized.
There will be preliminary rounds and semi-finals. For ten days, people from other places will come to watch. To attract people, we can use a loud advertising slogan."
Having said that, I deliberately stopped talking.
With the previous "Lung cancer comes in, boxing champion goes out" as a foundation, they were expecting me to say a golden sentence.
My slogan is: The two most beautiful women in the world are my mother and Donglizhu Township.
The audience was in chaos, with some banging their hands on the tables, some hitting their chairs, and some even falling on others' shoulders with laughter.
Secretary Tian didn't laugh, he looked at me in surprise, because that night I only talked to him about the industrial part, and didn't mention these things at all.
I didn't laugh either. I saw Secretary Tian looking at me, holding a pen in his hand, afraid of missing a word.
Xiao Nie from the office brought me a cup of freshly brewed tea. I blew on it and took a sip. He continued, "Do you think I'm just here to pick a few beauties?"
The people in the audience became more and more interested in listening to me and looked at me together.
"We want to promote the benefits of bamboo's well-developed root system, which has the effects of clearing away heat and detoxifying, reducing internal heat and removing turbidity, relieving women's menstrual pain, and treating swollen and painful gums.
The mountain spring and well water filtered through the developed bamboo root system has medicinal properties.
Dongli women are first of all healthy. Only healthy people can have a good complexion. So they all have bright eyes and clean teeth, as beautiful as peach blossoms.
Then, we can produce "Dongli Brand" purified water and sell our Dongli water. Of course, we also need to come up with a slogan.
The people in the audience were ready to laugh at any moment.
My slogan is: If you can’t get married, come to Dongli and drink a bottle of water.”
Everyone laughed.
"Friends, that's all I have to say for now. I guess everyone will be excited after this meeting and can't wait to get started tomorrow. But after a good night's sleep, I'll find that Wan Shanhong is really talking nonsense."
I stood up and bowed: "I have finished speaking."
Swish! Without anyone giving any orders, everyone stood up and applauded enthusiastically for a long time.
Secretary Tian walked onto the stage and pressed his hands several times before the people in the audience sat down.
He said: "Last time I only listened to Mr. Wan talk about industry, he didn't talk about culture.
I have worked in several towns and attended lectures by experts and professors no less than a hundred times. I can say that this time it was truly down-to-earth.
Today, I was truly struck by a chord deep within my heart. It's not that scholars are useless, but rather that there are not enough good scholars in this world.
Let us once again give Mr. Wan Shanhong our warmest applause."
Thunderous applause.
"Teacher Wan's lectures were engaging, engaging, and down-to-earth. I was incredibly excited and thrilled, but his last words irritated me. I was also deeply concerned.
I was afraid that everyone would get too excited when they heard it and forget about it after a good night’s sleep.
Therefore, I, Tian Dehan, would like to express my stance first: Just one word: do it.
As he spoke, he slammed his fist on the table so hard that the water in the teacup jumped out.
"We must be single-minded and make a start in one year, see changes in two years, see improvement in three years, and see a big change in five years.
I, Tian, may not have any other abilities, but I do have the ability to copy others! I also have the ability to cling to the green mountains like a bamboo, and I do it better than others.
After saying that, he punched again.
There was warm applause in the conference room.
Secretary Tian said, "We'll have lunch in the office cafeteria and adjourn the meeting."
Many people were reluctant to leave and gathered around the podium. Secretary Tian waved his hand and said, "You can leave. Teacher Wan and I need to talk privately for a few minutes."
Everyone walked away, looking back every few steps.
"Teacher Wan, what I'm saying today is sincere. If this is truly accomplished, Dongli will become famous throughout the country. But, do you have any specific suggestions on how to do it?"
"First, we should set up a model, just like we did with Shenzhen back then. Once we have a model, it will naturally drive the industry forward.
Let’s start by activating the four villages around Bainiao Lake. Resources are most concentrated there.”
Secretary Tian said, "Wait a minute." Then he called Secretary Wei and asked him to call up the secretaries of the other three villages.
After a while, the branch secretaries of the four villages in Raohu arrived.
Secretary Tian said, "Teacher Wan believes that your four villages have the most concentrated resources. You should take the lead and go first."
Before Party Secretary Wei could say anything, Party Secretary Zheng from the neighboring village said, "I only heard half of it and was eager to try. My father is a bamboo carver."
Secretary Wei said: "The town doesn't hold a beauty pageant, so our four villages held one first, and the girls are all so pretty.
I think Teacher Wan is not kidding, the water is really good, the water flowing down from Zhushan Mountain is so sweet."
Secretary Zheng said, "I'm a small business owner, so I have some spare money. I'll take care of the winter bamboo shoot detector. I've been digging for winter bamboo shoots my whole life, so I know exactly where they are."
I became interested: "Tell me about it."
He said: "I have experience in how the roots of yellow bamboos and green bamboos move. I know how the roots move when they encounter rocks and which section of the bamboo shoots grow the largest.
When the time comes, we will set these parameters in the camera, and the location of the winter bamboo shoots will be clearly visible on the camera."
Secretary Tian said, "You didn't tell me how to get there."
Secretary Zheng chuckled. "I've said it all. You guys go contact the research institute first. I'll just drink the soup."
Everyone laughed.
Secretary Tian smiled awkwardly, "I was too impatient. Okay, let's leave it at that for now and discuss the details next time. Later, toast to Teacher Wan. He can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
As soon as we entered the restaurant, Xiao Nie instructed the canteen chef to serve the dishes.
On each table stood a large pot. Secretary Wei picked up the pot and poured wine directly into my bowl: "People in the village don't care about courtesy. We drink from large bowls and then eat after we finish drinking. We share the bowl."
Secretary Tian was in high spirits. He picked up his wine and started singing a song he had composed:
The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky form the Big Dipper.
Everyone laughed and the secretary got drunk without even drinking.
Secretary Tian ignored people's comments and continued to sing. Hey hey yo, hey hey yo.
Let’s drink from a big bowl and toast to Teacher Wan together.
Everyone sang:
Hey hey yo, hey hey yo, let’s all toast to Teacher Wan!
I didn't lie during this meal and got half drunk with everyone else.
I drink for Tian Dehan's courage, for the cadres who want to change Dongli, for the fact that someone finally adopted the scholar's opinion, and for the bright future that can be expected for Dongli Town.
Later, there was a rumor in the company that after I killed the snake, not only could my snake-calling technique no longer work, but even my skill of turning white wine into water also became ineffective.
Otherwise, why would Teacher Wan be sent to the town hospital for an IV drip?
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