Chapter 385: How to dress up for a "horse-faced" beauty
Miti Resort and Spa is located on Panglao Island in Bohol. The resort is a forest-style retreat. Don't worry if you haven't been there. Just search online and you'll find it.
He Yun had already arrived, and we had dinner in a seaside pavilion. It was similar to the pavilions in our park, with both square and octagonal shapes.
But it was grander and more luxurious than the one in the park. There was a long table in the middle, with two rows of chairs around it. There were five of us in total. Liu Qiming and President Zheng sat on one side, and the three of us sat together.
As for the food, it was at least better than that at Sixiaguan. Eating at a place like this was completely different from eating at home.
In China, people enjoy delicacies from land and sea, fine wine and delicious food, clinking glasses, and loudly urging people to drink. In foreign countries, especially in tourist hotels like this, people mainly enjoy the scenery and the quiet.
The azure sea, the coconut trees by the sea, the white sand beach, a woman in a bikini, her hair blowing in the breeze. Food and nature, a perfect blend.
After dinner, He Yun said, "You can chat here. I have already paid the advance."
Chairman Zheng frowned. I knew he wasn't happy with He Yun's arrangement. This isn't the place to chat. The sea breeze and waves are too loud.
Chairman Zheng said, "This place is suitable for couples."
He Yun blushed and said, "Then I'll go and return it."
Chairman Zheng stood up and said, "Let's go back and have some tea. Listening to Teacher Wan's conversation is much more interesting."
After crossing the boat and disembarking, the electric car drove to the dock to pick us up. About twenty minutes later, we were back in Chairman Zheng's office.
This time, He Yun learned his lesson and served everyone green tea. Then he left.
Liu Qiming was still concerned about his future wife, so he asked, "Teacher Wan, do you think the girl in the photo is pretty?"
Tang Man asked, "What are you talking about? Which girl?"
President Zheng explained it to her with a smile, and she finally understood what was going on.
I said, "Human skeletons are also named after the twelve zodiac animals. For example, we often talk about snake-like faces. The skeleton resembles the head of a snake. The head is small, the face is small, and the chin is pointed. Although snake-like faces are not good-looking, women with this kind of face are very fashionable now.
Many women in the arts have this face shape, and their temperaments are volatile, but this suits them well. Acting requires them to burst into laughter and tears. However, most women with this face shape are vain and lazy.
When Tang Man heard this, she exclaimed, "Teacher Wan, can you also tell fortunes?" President Zheng and Liu Qiming smiled at each other.
I remained unmoved. "Your future daughter-in-law is born in the Year of the Horse. I know you don't like her because her face is a little long."
He said, “That hits close to home.”
"Let me analyze it for you. A horse's skeleton naturally means a long face. This involves the question of whether one knows how to dress well. Women with long faces are better off with long hair."
Tang Man interrupted: "Teacher Wan, do you understand this too?"
President Zheng laughed and said, "You only know one-tenth of Teacher Wan. He knows everything."
Tang Man was skeptical and waited for me to speak.
Liu Qiming asked: "You have a long face and you have long hair. Doesn't it make your face look even longer?"
I burst out laughing. "It looks shorter. First, the hair is hanging down, which has a modifying effect on both sides of the chin. It seems that the chin has become shorter.
If you look at the hosts, for example, Li Hong, the host of "Cross-Strait," you might be familiar with her hairstyle. Her hair hangs down on both sides and is relatively long.
Furthermore, there is another principle in vision: if you draw a longer line next to a long line, the original long line will appear shorter.
It's the same in life. For example, a graduate student at work seems highly educated, and soon a doctoral student arrives. Everyone starts to feel that graduate students aren't so unattainable. Do you understand what I mean?
Liu Qiming said, "It's very comfortable to listen to you speak. You always use analogies to explain things in simple terms. I understand."
I took out my phone, typed in "celebrity skeleton horse face", and a long list of celebrities popped up. I put my phone on the coffee table, and everyone bent down to look at it together.
I rotated through the photos: "Flora Chan, horse face. Long hair. Janine Chang, horse face, long hair. Charmaine Sheh, horse face, long hair. Zeng Li, horse face, long hair. They all have long hair, and they all look good, don't they?"
Everyone said in unison, "Yes."
I said to Liu Qiming, "Your future daughter-in-law doesn't know how to dress herself up. She can't wear her hair in a bun. Tell your son to let her grow her hair long."
"What if I get older? I don't have that much hair anymore. What should I do?"
Chairman Zheng joked, "Are you looking for a wife or is your son looking for a wife?"
Everyone burst into laughter, with Tang Man laughing the loudest.
"She's very beautiful when she's old. People with horse bones become very kind when they get old and their chins are plump. Judging from the shape of your future daughter-in-law's face, she will look plump in middle age and even more beautiful than when she was young."
I entered the photos into the software and showed them. Sure enough, in her thirties and forties, she looked even more dignified and graceful than in her twenties. She possessed a kind of graceful, composed beauty.
"Of course, you focus on her appearance, but I can tell her character from her face. She's resolute, generous, and cheerful, a sign that she will bring prosperity to her husband."
Liu Qiming said: "It's worth the trip, it's worth the trip."
President Zheng said, "Look, I told you this girl is good, but you hesitated. But when Teacher Wan spoke, you nodded repeatedly. Teacher Wan is definitely on to the point."
I said to Liu Qiming, "Didn't I say last time that a good woman can bring prosperity to three generations? Appearance is secondary.
How many popular actresses, when they are in their fifties or sixties, look like either their father or their mother, but with a better temperament.
"Master, you are quite right."
Tang Man said, "Teacher Wan, please help me take a look."
It makes me feel embarrassed.
She said, "You analyze things so clearly for others, can you give me some advice?"
"If you have the help of a noble person, you will definitely become rich and powerful."
"Perfunctory, absolutely perfunctory."
I stopped talking, and President Zheng advised, "True teaching can be conveyed in one sentence; false teaching requires ten thousand books. Teacher Wan just said so much, but in reality, he meant that Mr. Qiming's future daughter-in-law has the appearance of a prosperous husband. It's just three words. Teacher Wan read your face and gave you twelve words."
Everyone laughed. Then they discussed tomorrow's plans. Chairman Zheng said, "Let's go together tomorrow. It would be a chance to visit and chat with Crook."
I said, "President, I suggest you talk to Cruz first. He's more likely to understand than Crook. He's a doctor."
President Zheng nodded: "Hey, you are very thoughtful about this."
Everyone started talking about other topics. Seeing that Tang Man and President Zheng were chatting enthusiastically, I signaled Liu Qiming to stand up.
When I arrived at a meeting room next to the office, I sat down and talked about the "Finger Pressure Method Lecture Notes" I found in the two books he lent me.
He smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. I wrote it by hand and later recorded it on the computer. The original manuscript is still tucked away in that book. I usually teach apprentices and I also teach students.
It’s just that it’s difficult for Filipinos to learn because the acupoints are easier to understand, but the meridians are too difficult for them.”
I said, "I'm treating Cruz with acupressure, and it's working pretty well."
He said, "Tomorrow, I will teach you in person."
I said happily, "That's great."
(Next chapter will be published at 9:00 AM on February 2nd.)
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