Chapter 444 If It Was You, I Would Be Deceived
At 7pm, I sat down in the studio because someone had made an appointment to have their fortune told. As soon as I finished making tea, Siyu brought in a woman and said, "Newcomer." Then she introduced her to the woman as "Teacher Wan."
The woman said, "Hello, Teacher Wan."
I nodded and said, "Hello, please sit down." Then I poured the tea and pointed at the cup and said, "Hold it yourself."
She placed a cup of tea on her left hand and looked at me with a smile.
I glanced at her and took in her key features. She had long, wavy hair, and plenty of volume. The left side of her hair hung down, longer, while the right side was shorter, creating a dynamic asymmetrical look.
She has a chubby face, but fair skin, peach blossom eyes, sexy lips, and big breasts. She is in her early thirties.
I had a rough idea in mind, so I said, "Let me first tell you why you came to me for a fortune-telling."
She looked at me in surprise, then pointed at her nose and asked, "Do you know why I came here?"
"Of course. I'm not sitting here to make money, I'm sitting here to conquer others."
When she heard this, she actually grinned like an old acquaintance, with a look of anger and disdain in her eyes, as if to say: Blow it, blow the sky apart. He can't stand the sight of beautiful women, and when he sees one, his bones become light.
I said, “You are here for tourism.”
"You must be here for tourism." She showed a little more disdain in the corner of her eyes.
I said, "At that time, you were walking down the street and passed by Fanhua Terrace. You thought the name was a bit strange, so you walked up the steps and stood at the door, looking inside."
She pursed her lips and listened to me talk nonsense.
"At that moment, the proprietress came over and said, 'Come in, come in! The conditions here are quite good. You hesitated, especially you.'"
She asked, “Why am I more hesitant?”
"Because you're always wary of the shop owner's enthusiasm. The more enthusiastic she is, the more you think there's something fishy going on. But then the lady boss says, 'We have a fortune teller here, and if he's not sure, he'll charge.' So, you all chuckled and said, 'Let's stay.'"
She smiled faintly: "You must have been there at the time, otherwise how would you know so clearly."
"Whatever you say, I can't prove I wasn't there. Now, let me tell you why you're the first one to come when no one else has."
She was quite interested. She stared at me.
"Because you have something on your mind and don't want to come with others. That's why you came so early."
"I'm worried?"
"Yes. Because you never believe in fate or fortune-telling."
She reached for the tea. This is a principle. Whenever you reveal someone's privacy, they cover it up by keeping a straight face but making subtle movements with their hands and feet.
She took a sip of tea, put down the cup, just smiled slightly and said nothing.
I said, "Although I still don't know the month and day of your birth, I do know the year and hour of your birth."
"What year and time?"
"Born on a certain day after February 5, 1989, between 9:00 and 11:00."
At this point, she sat up straight, expressing great surprise at my skills. She hurriedly asked, "How did you know this?"
I said, "Can I have a cigarette?"
She hesitated for a moment and said, "It's better not to smoke."
After testing her, I added water to her cup, added some myself, blew on it a few times, took a sip, and said:
"After February 5, 1989, the Lunar Calendar officially entered the Year of the Snake. During the daytime hours of 9:00 to 11:00, which belong to the zodiac snake, you are a typical snake with a strong start but a weak end."
"Oh, but how can you tell that I'm a snake?"
"Okay, let me tell you about my observations."
At this time, she had already accepted me from the bottom of her heart and leaned forward slightly.
"Your skin is fair and smooth."
"People born in the Year of the Snake also have bad skin."
"You didn't hear me finish. You have a typical snake fate. Not only is your skin good in the visible parts, but the invisible parts are also good."
She pursed her lips.
I continued, "Your hair is beautiful, permed into big waves. When you let it down, it's longer on one side and shorter on the other, creating an asymmetrical hairstyle. This shows that you're good at dressing up. People born in the Year of the Snake not only love beauty themselves, but are also very picky about their partners."
She smiled faintly.
“Judging from your clothes and appearance, you exude three auras.
First, there is a sense of art and subconscious romance.
Secondly, he exudes an air of mediocrity and laziness. This air does not mean laziness, but rather that he comes from a wealthy family, has a calm demeanor, and doesn't care about anything.
Third, he has a homely vibe and doesn't work formally for any company. He's probably a freelancer.
Please tell me the above three points truthfully so that I can proceed with the calculations."
There was a hint of admiration in the corner of her eyes, but she still just smiled faintly and nodded.
"There's a fourth point, which I didn't mention."
"Fourth point?"
"Yes, the most crucial point is that you're very cautious. To put it nicely, you're used to thinking independently. To put it bluntly, you don't trust others easily.
This is both good and bad. The good thing is that you won't be deceived. For example, someone like me, Wan Shanhong, would probably fail if he tried to deceive you. The bad thing is that it's hard to have true friends."
"Your name is Wan Shanhong?"
I nodded.
"It's even harder to fool people like you. Because you're such a big talker, and I'm naturally wary of people with big mouths."
I smiled. "Yeah, I hit your sore spot. Secondly, you are honest and kind-hearted, vindictive, and have endurance. Not just ordinary endurance, you have a strong ability to withstand setbacks."
She still had her signature faint smile. After taking a sip of tea, she said, "Honestly, you can fool me."
"Why?"
"Are you married?"
I nodded.
She blushed and said, "Other liars won't work. I like liars like you."
I laughed out loud.
"Indeed, there aren't many liars like me. I can see into your heart and respond to whatever you're thinking. However, you can tolerate a liar like me for a month, but you won't be able to tolerate it after a year."
"Why?"
"Because you are a sentimental person, and I am a traveler. I am not at home all year round."
"Then I'll find someone like you, who's at home all year round."
My God, this woman is ready for a divorce, there's no doubt about it, she's here to settle her marriage. I'm even more clear-headed now.
I smiled gently and said, "You don't need to calculate your horoscope. You want a divorce. The reason you came to me is to ask one thing: can you divorce and marry another married man?"
She was not overly surprised, because the previous calculations had strengthened her confidence that I know everything and can do everything.
"Yes. I want you to do the math for me."
"No need to calculate. You have a life of a snake at the beginning and a snake at the end. My master told me that marriage is the most difficult to predict for this kind of life. Why don't you tell me about your love history and I can help you analyze it."
She said, "Well, my husband and I have known each other since childhood, and our parents are friends, so it doesn't matter if I don't like him.
But, until the year before last, when I met a friend of my husband's, I fell in love with him for no apparent reason. His last name was Zhang, and he was the owner of a 4S car dealership.
I nodded. "Oh, then I'll call him Boss Zhang. One person's good impression of another, especially between a man and a woman, is mostly based on the first meeting. Tell me, what was your good impression of him based on when you first met him?"
She said: "Listen to him speak. He has such an aura. I can't describe it."
"What's your name? Tell the truth."
"Last name: Tao."
I burst out laughing again.
She felt confused.
"Because my wife and I have the same last name, and from the perspective of saving my wife's family, I will teach you these three mantras."
"You are fascinated by this voice." So I said it again. Then I said: "The voice is magnetic, the speed of speech is slow, and when it pauses, it stops abruptly.
Her eyes widened and she clapped her hands, expressing exactly that tone.
I said, “When we speak, as long as we lower our voices, we will have a magnetic quality; as long as we slow down our speech, we will appear elegant; as long as we dare to pause, not drag our words, and not use interjections like “um”, “ah”, and “ah”, we will appear authoritative.
This is the way he speaks in formal settings, when giving reports or speeches, and he's already showing this the first time he meets you. It's clear he's a playboy. He wants to seduce you the moment they meet.
"ah?"
"Stop ahhhh, keep talking."
Then she began to describe her marriage in detail.
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