Chapter 595: Copy, copy, copy, see who copies better
Sure enough, in just a quarter of an hour, Dongzi drove to the hospital entrance.
After getting in the car, he asked me why I was going to the hospital.
Then I told him about my master's illness.
Dongzi said, "I'll call someone over later. He's the deputy director of our unit. His surname is Liu. He's a chronic diabetic. He never goes to the hospital, but he got cured by a folk doctor."
I laughed and said, "You must be kidding. Diabetes is one of the three most incurable diseases in the world."
Dongzi said: "Believe it or not, I will call him over later to ask about the situation."
The car drove north and soon arrived at a teahouse.
Two red lanterns hung in front of the teahouse. Inside, the atmosphere was filled with ancient charm. On the second floor, a tall, pretty girl stood at the entrance and asked, "Are you Mr. Qiao?"
Dongzi felt very proud and said, "Yes. Your boss's friend."
The tall girl held out her hand and said, "Please, 201."
She walked slowly in front of us and led us into the tea room. She asked us what kind of tea we wanted. There were 128 yuan a pot, 288 yuan a pot, and 399 yuan a pot.
Then he said, "399 yuan a pot, I will make it for you."
Dongzi said: "I'll ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, you can order the 399 yuan one."
She tilted her head and smiled, "Don't make it too difficult."
Dongzi asked: "Why do men need to take Viagra?"
The girl smiled shyly, rolled her eyes at Dongzi, and said casually, "I can't think of it."
Dongzi said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right. It's 399 yuan a pot, right?"
Not only was the girl confused, but so was I. Is this the correct answer?
Seeing my bewildered face, Dongzi smiled mischievously, made gestures, and said:
"When a man takes Viagra, he just can't get it off." He pronounced the word "can't get it off" particularly loudly.
The girl understood and blushed.
I said, "Don't bully a young girl like that. She's not even married yet, and you're asking her about married life."
The girl said, "Wait a moment," and went out to make preparations.
At this time, Dongzi called their Deputy Director Liu and asked him to visit the "Red Lantern" teahouse and introduce him to a friend who was good at fortune-telling.
After hanging up the phone, Dongzi said, "He will be here in ten minutes."
The two of them sat down, and the little girl sat on a small stool opposite and made tea for us.
Dongzi said, "When Director Liu arrives, don't mention the inscription. Now tell me what good quote you found."
I said, "All writing in the world is plagiarized. I said Fan Zhongyan plagiarized, which is a bit of an exaggeration. However, his 'worry about the world before you worry about yourself, and be happy after the world is happy' is derived from two sayings of his predecessors."
“Who was the predecessor?”
"Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang wrote these two lines: In times of trouble, lead the way; in times of achievement, follow behind.
Is it that when there are difficulties and worries, you step forward first, and when you succeed and enjoy yourself, you step aside?"
Dongzi clapped his hands and said, "That's what I mean."
I said, “Zhuge Liang may not have come up with this idea on his own; he may have learned it from his predecessors.
Because during the Warring States Period, Xunzi said, "When it comes to hard work, people should compete for the first place, but when it comes to leisurely things, people should yield."
Dongzi thought about it and said, "This sentence also has the meaning of 'worry first, then happiness'."
I said, "Perhaps Xunzi didn't come up with this idea on his own, but rather consulted others."
Dongzi looked at me in surprise and said, "Anything else?"
I nodded: "Back in the Spring and Autumn Period, Laozi wrote two sentences: The sage puts others before him, and puts others before him, and yet his body survives.
Therefore, all writing in the world is plagiarized, and you can use some of these sentences."
Dongzi gave a thumbs up and said, "You are also an encyclopedia. Send these sentences to me and I will think about them carefully."
Seeing that we ignored the delicious tea she had brewed, the girl reminded us, “Drink some tea.”
Dongzi picked up the teacup and said, "Let's clink our teacups. Thank you, Master Wan."
The girl asked, "Are you university professors?"
Dongzi said: "I am not, he is."
The girl smiled and said, "In my mind, you two are both learned people."
Dongzi said: "What I just said was all nonsense. I will tell you some human words later."
The girl winked at Dongzi and smiled with some anger.
Dongzi said, "I'll ask this master to read your fortune later."
The girl said, "He's a university professor and a fortune teller, but a fortune teller can't be a university professor."
Dongzi said, "That's why you don't understand. Physiognomy is a science. Many writers and professors can do it."
The girl wanted to believe it or not, just smile.
The first time she smiled, I didn't notice it, but after she smiled a few more times, I realized she had really nice teeth. No wonder she loved to smile. People with bad teeth subconsciously try to hide their flaws when they smile.
For example, Liu Yifei always controls her smile to avoid showing her gums. This is because she has short teeth and thick gums. This girl's teeth are of moderate size and closely spaced.
Coupled with her innocent-looking eyes and round face, she gives people a very cute feeling.
At that moment, the doorbell rang. The girl stood up to open the door, and a tall, thin, middle-aged man came in. Needless to say, this was Director Liu.
Dongzi and I stood up and Dongzi introduced us to each other.
The three of them sat down.
Dongzi said, "Director Liu, Mr. Wan's master is Master Hongyi. He has the same disease as you and is now in the hospital. You said you are cured. Could you introduce him to me?"
Director Liu said: "It can't be said that it's completely cured, but it's definitely under control."
I immediately said, "It's good to be able to control it. Which doctor cured you?"
Everyone looked at Director Liu.
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