Chapter 610 Thailand Trip 1: Lovely Director Jin
At 7:30 am on September 1st, we took off from Upstate on time.
Everyone was very happy. Although we hadn't lifted the lockdown, Pattaya had. There were many Chinese people on the plane. Everyone was used to wearing masks and resting quietly.
It was a little after nine in the morning (Thailand time is one hour behind ours), and we landed at Suvarnabhumi Airport on time.
In the exit hall, Sasha held aloft a sign that read "Welcome the China Sunrise Group Delegation." Everyone didn't know Sasha, but seeing those few words excited them.
Qing Ruo asked, "Who came up with this name?"
I said, "It must be the translator. I told them, according to Mr. Chen's statement, that we are here to study and learn about the Thai tourism industry."
Manager Wei said, "Mr. Zhang, you forgot Mr. Chen's earnest advice once you left the country. You thought we were just here for fun, but they all knew we were here for inspection. I'll report you when I get home and give you a good spanking."
I waved to Sasha and said to Manager Wei, "Don't spank him anymore. Mr. Chen is still spanking his son the same old way. He has to take his pants off before spanking him."
Everyone laughed wildly. Qing Ruo gave us a stern look and said, "Old Xiao didn't show up, and now Old Wei has appeared. They're all the same kind of people."
Manager Wei said, "You only found out today? They're all pretty much the same."
Qing Ruo ignored him.
After we exited the station, Sasha handed the sign to someone else, ran up to me, hugged me, and jumped up and down. Although we'd been told not to make a fuss before leaving, we were still a little uncomfortable.
Sasha let go of me and said, "My dear compatriots, thank you for your hard work on this journey. Let's get in the car first and get to know each other one by one."
It was a very high-end luxury tour bus with 11 seats. The driver and another person helped us load our luggage.
After a while, everything was packed up and everyone got on the bus and found their seats. Shasha held the loudspeaker and said:
"Dear friends of the Rising Sun Group, dear Chinese compatriots (applause), my name is Shasha, I am your translator and a fan of Mistwan."
Manager Wei interjected, "That's not accurate. She's a female fan of Mistwan."
Everyone laughed, and I noticed the Thai man accompanying me was laughing too. Qing Ruo winked at me through Manager Wei and said, "You've been developing female fans pretty quickly. Only two months, right?"
Sasha let everyone laugh and interrupt, always keeping a smile on her face. After the interruption was over, she continued:
"We will spend a wonderful week in Thailand. I am very happy to see my family and have a seven-day Chinese-style gathering with you.
Now, I'd like to introduce Mr. Chalun's tour company's top tour guide, Mr. Jin. His Chinese name is Jin Yingzhong. Let's welcome Mr. Jin to speak to us.
Director Jin took the microphone and said something shocking. He took a piece of paper, looked at it, and said in pure Chinese:
"Dear delegation leader Wan Shanhong, deputy delegation leader Zhang Qingruo, and dear friends, welcome to beautiful Thailand (applause).
Let me first introduce myself. My name is Jin Yingzhong. If you know why, please raise your hand. Oh, the lady in the back…"
Everyone turned around and saw it was Ning Jing. She said, "There are a lot of Chinese tourists, and you specialize in hosting Chinese groups. You're also a top-tier tour guide. That's why we named you Jin Yingzhong."
Director Jin smiled and said, "OK, I don't have any gifts today. As the Chinese saying goes, I have nothing. I will give you this 24K pure gold ring on my hand."
After that, he took off the ring on his finger and walked over to give it to Ning Jing. Ning Jing kept saying thank you.
Of course, everyone knows that this is just a fake, just for the atmosphere of the event.
Director Jin said, "I particularly like Chinese people. Do you know why?"
This is a test of everyone's IQ. If you answer that Chinese people are rich, you are insulting Director Jin's character. If you answer that Chinese people are generous, it is equivalent to calling yourself a fool.
Everyone laughed.
Director Jin did not embarrass everyone and said: "Men are as handsome as Mr. Wan, and women are as beautiful as the young lady just now."
After all, he was a top-notch tour guide, so his flattery was just right. Qing Ruo was about to make a joke, but then swallowed it back, probably because she considered that the tour guide could understand Chinese.
Director Jin said, "I have introduced myself. Now, I want to get to know everyone. Please introduce yourselves one by one."
Go ahead and pass the microphone to me first, then say, "Just speak in order."
I stood up and said, "Dear Director Jin, my name is Wan Shanhong. I'm the leader of the inspection team."
I didn't say much, but passed the microphone to Shasha, who was sitting next to me, and she passed it to Qingruo, who was sitting across the aisle.
Qing Ruo stood up: "My name is Zhang Qing Ruo. Deputy leader."
Manager Wei stood up and said with a smile, "I'm the manager of the Rising Sun Hotel, and my name is Wei Fuchen. Fuchen in Chinese means to wipe the dust off the table. The full name is a Chinese person with the surname Wei who specializes in wiping tables."
Everyone laughed.
Ning Jing stood up and said, "When I was born, my first cry was so loud that my mother, the doctors, and the nurses were all startled. There was no sound in the room for a while, so I was called Ning Jing."
Everyone laughed.
I looked back and realized she was sitting alone. Wu Xiaosong was sitting with Wen Jing.
Did you fall in love with each other at first sight?
At this time, Wu Xiaosong stood up and said, "There is a Chinese novel in which there is a famous tiger-fighting hero named Wu Song. I want to be like him and call myself Wu Xiaosong."
Wenjing stood up and said, "I wasn't called that before. When I was in primary school, my teacher said I was too quiet.
My father said, "Teacher, you speak eloquently." My family name is Wen, so I changed my name to Wenjing.
As everyone knows, Ning Jing was joking, and Wen Jing was going against Ning Jing, and it was also made up.
Director Jin said, "Thank you everyone. I got to know you all by name. I especially understand the humor of the two young ladies. I graduated from Guangxi University with a degree in International Trade."
"Ah? Oh, that's amazing, so that's it..." There was an exclamation in the carriage.
"I'll recite a tongue twister for you."
Everyone stared at him.
Unexpectedly, he recited effortlessly: "Eight hundred standard-bearers rushed to the north slope, the artillerymen ran side by side to the north, the artillerymen were afraid of bumping into the standard-bearers, and the standard-bearers were afraid of bumping into the artillerymen..."
There was a prolonged applause in the car.
After reading it, Sasha handed over a napkin. Director Jin wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It still doesn't work. I'm sweating from nervousness."
Qing Ruo said, "Very good."
Director Jin said: "I have led a Chinese troupe for eight years, and then sang: Although I wear Thai clothes, my heart is already Chinese."
The applause could not be louder.
I have to admire Director Jin, he is a jack of all trades, and making tourists happy is just his specialty.
This is enough to prove that Chalun, who can only speak a few words of Chinese, attached great importance to our trip, put in a lot of thought, and sent out elite troops.
Next, Director Jin said, "The Internet is very developed. Most tourists have researched Thailand before coming here, so I won't introduce general knowledge. I will only introduce some precautions."
He then went on to detail some of the details of his trip, which even I listened to very carefully. After all, I had only visited two places in Thailand—Chalunjia and Luochengjia.
Director Jin introduced that he would tell some small stories from time to time and insert some jokes that tourists made in Thailand.
Everyone laughed.
The car sped towards the southeast, with laughter and joy all the way, as if we had never left the country.
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