Chapter 75 Anyone who despises me must be given a warning
The next day at work, I gave my master three medium-sized fish.
"Going fishing again?" he asked with a smile in his eyes.
"My parents are here. They like eating fish just like you do. Pond fish is not as good as lake fish, and lake fish is not as good as river fish. River fish are from fresh water and are delicious. So, we go fishing once a week."
I'm also looking for a reason to take a vacation in the future.
"You are filial." After saying this, the master walked towards the backyard. Suddenly, he stopped, turned around and said, "I have something to do this morning."
I stood up to boil some water when a couple came in.
The man looked me up and down and asked:
"Where's your master?"
"He's got something wrong. I'll test it for you guys."
He actually said: "It's okay, we'll wait."
I immediately felt bad. How could I not trust Wan Shanhong so much?
The woman was more open-minded: "He's been having nightmares recently, and he wants the Taoist priest to calm his soul, calm his nerves, and give him a bowl of water."
Since he despises me, I am going to give him a warning.
I slowly poured myself a cup of tea, held the cup with both hands, and looked at the man.
He looked to be in his forties, with sword-like eyebrows, very majestic and murderous.
However, there were two long whiskers growing at the corners of his eyebrows.
If a person is in the prime of life and suddenly has a few extra long eyebrows, it is a symptom of kidney deficiency.
I, Wan, will not start with this for now. I am not a doctor. I will talk to him later.
I sneered and said to the man, "Whether to cast the spell or not, and whether you want me to cast the spell water on you, let's not discuss it for now. I just want to ask you one thing, your mother is a tailor, right?"
The couple was startled. Before the man could say anything, the woman asked, "How did you know it was a tailor?"
I snorted, "There's no need to ask, right? Just express your opinion."
The man smiled awkwardly and said, "Yes, old tailor."
The woman was more curious: "Give me a reason, you don't even know us."
"The reason is simple. As soon as someone walks in, the tailor looks them up and down, estimating their height and how much fabric they need. Over time, it becomes a habit. That's how your husband looks at me when he walks in."
"Is this hereditary?" The man caught my flaw.
I shook my head. "It's not hereditary, but children's behavior begins by imitating adults. Over time, you've unintentionally developed this habit."
The woman became interested and asked, "What do you think my occupation is?"
I smiled faintly: "This doesn't fall within the scope of dream interpretation. I only revealed my skills because you don't believe me."
"Tell me, I'll give you more money." She encouraged me.
I sneered again: "Then I'll just try to fool you once."
The woman stared at me intently.
"The engineer of human soul, teaching."
The couple almost slid off their chairs and laughed inconsolably.
The woman said, "You are indeed a master. After all, you were taught by the Taoist priest. Then how do you know I am a teacher?"
"As for you, you walk into the room from left to right, then right to left, sweeping across the room. This is your professional habit. When you walk up to the podium, you sweep left and right, establishing your authority. The whole room falls silent."
The woman and the man looked at each other. They had been sitting sloppily before, but now, each one was sitting straighter than the other.
The woman said, "Sir, I misunderstood. Please help my husband with a bowl of talisman water."
"My master taught me two things: Don't use talismans on sick people. Only use them on people whose minds are stimulated. It's useless for your husband to drink the talisman water. He's physically ill."
"Are you sick?" they both shouted at the same time.
I took a cigarette from the box on the table. Unexpectedly, the man was quick to give me the cigarette and even lit it for me.
I took a drag on my cigarette and slowly blew out a string of bubbles. I said nothing.
A master who doesn't put on airs is definitely a fake.
Not speaking for a long time and not even looking at the other person shows that he is definitely capable.
The couple became obedient, with a flattering smile on their faces, waiting for me to speak.
After smoking half of it, I smiled faintly:
"Let me first explain what dreams are. Dreams are a type of brainwave activity. They can be categorized as normal or abnormal. Regardless of the type of dream, they are a helper to the human body.
For example, as you grow and your bones develop, you may dream of jumping from a high place, which helps stretch your meridians.
When you are fifteen or sixteen years old and have developed normally, you will have erotic dreams, which are called "ejaculation due to full semen" and help you reach sexual maturity.
You dream of your loved ones, which helps you miss them.
Similarly, frequent nightmares are also a reminder that you have a physical illness and need treatment.”
The man and woman looked at each other.
I continued, "If you sleep on your back, you won't have nightmares. If you sleep on your side, you will definitely have nightmares."
The man was so frightened by me that he almost knelt down and bowed with both hands:
"You are a god, a living god. I am just like that."
"You have kidney disease, and you have two kidneys. Sleeping on your side puts pressure on your kidneys.
Nightmares are the body's self-protection mechanism. Once you're soundly asleep and pressurize your diseased kidneys, dreams will startle you awake. They can't speak, but they simply remind you not to pressurize them, causing blood circulation problems.
"Ah, I see." The man let out a long breath as if waking up from a dream.
The woman asked, "Then how do you know he has kidney disease? You're not a doctor."
I raised my eyebrows and said, "I'm telling you, where do I make money? How much money did you give me, and you're asking all this and that?"
The woman trembled with fear and smiled awkwardly, "Master, please forgive me for any mistakes I made."
The man apologized: "Although she is a teacher, she still needs to improve her manners."
I waved my hand: "I won't make a fuss about it."
The woman asked, "So you don't want to cast the talisman?"
I smiled and said, "Let's go to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow and ask the doctor to prescribe some medicine. It's more effective than using a talisman."
They thanked him repeatedly and said they would go to the hospital tomorrow. They also asked how much it would cost.
I waved my hand. "No need to pay. By the way, in a few days we'll be at the Buddha Tree Rice Noodle Shop. There's a 'Night Talk Room' there. I'll be there at night, and the room is missing a banner."
The woman said that things should be treated separately and money should be counted.
I said with a fierce face: "My words are useless?"
The two men stood up, kept saying thank you, took a few steps back, and then turned and left.
I stood up and stretched, thinking of going outside to breathe some fresh air.
Suddenly, my eyes fell on the chair.
There was a red envelope on the chair. I picked it up and counted it, and it was exactly five hundred.
I put it in my pocket and walked out again.
When I returned to the living room, Master came out.
He said, "Come over at one o'clock this afternoon. We are going to Shenzhen for the New Year, so go early."
I just remembered that time flies, there are only twenty days left until the Chinese New Year.
At this time, the Master's wife also came out and said:
"Shanhong, we're leaving at three in the afternoon. We originally wanted to leave later, but my child already booked a ticket for me, so we had to rush. Before we leave, I have a few things to tell you."
I looked at her seriously.
She counted on her fingers and listed three things. First, the door must be open during the day. Second, we must stay here at night, arriving by nine o'clock at the latest. Third, a surveillance camera must be installed at the front door.
The master added, "The surveillance needs to be more covert. We'll remove it when we return."
The last sentence puzzles me.
Why did they remove it after they came back? Are they monitoring me?
I didn't dare to ask, so I smiled and said, "I'll do exactly as you say."
On the way home, I was driving and thinking: Is it possible to monitor whether I go out during the day and whether I stay at Youranju overnight?
If a master with such good cultivation wanted to do this, he could have just asked someone to do it while I was resting. Why did he have to say it in front of me?
Surprisingly, something happened that stumped Wan Shanhong.
I have to think clearly even if I don't sleep.
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