Chapter 6: The Ultimate Performance at Senzoku Castle
Dongzi felt very proud and asked, "Have you ever had your fortune told at Youranju?"
The thin girl said, "Of course, this young master can measure very accurately." After that, she took the initiative to wash my feet, the fat girl washed Dongzi's feet, and the one who measured the character "Li" last time washed Xiaoyun's feet.
The thin girl spoke frankly: "I am number 24, the fat girl is number 25, and the older sister is number 26. From now on, when you wash feet, call the three of us."
Now, I'm going to be a little more profound and say to number 24, "I calculated with my fingers and found that the three of you are from the same place."
The thin girl was surprised and said, "You can calculate this? By the way, last time I said she was my cousin. Of course you know we are from the same place." After saying that, she felt something was wrong and pointed at number 26. "Even she, you know she is with us?"
Dongzi kept the secret: "If he can't figure it out, how can he make money?"
Dongzi's classmate Xiaoyun became interested and said to me, "Teacher Wan, can you help me with a character test?"
I smiled and said, "Friends, let's not talk about fortune telling. I'll tell you about your face, okay?"
"OK."
I sat in the middle and Xiaoyun sat on my left. Although the light was not very bright, I had actually looked at him while we were eating.
Since it was our first meeting, I only spoke of the good things. I glanced at him out of habit and said:
"You have sword-like eyebrows, which means you are bold, decisive, and organized. You will become a leader in the future. Your nose is high and straight, with full nostrils, which means you will be wealthy. Your upper lip is slightly upturned, and you had respiratory problems as a child."
Xiaoyun turned sideways and said, "Let's not talk about anything else. How did you know I had a respiratory disease when I was a child?"
I laughed inwardly. This was something my teacher had said when he was fortune-telling for someone else. Now, I repeated it, and it came true again. I was ecstatic, but my face remained calm. I asked, "Isn't that right?"
"Exactly. And an operation was performed."
I downplayed it, "Because you had trouble breathing when you were a child, you were fine during the day, but at night when you slept, you had to use your mouth to help you breathe. Over time, your bones grew outward, forming the outward-turned upper lip characteristic of yours."
Xiaoyun was no longer interested in washing feet. She turned sideways, took out a cigarette and handed it to me, saying, "Master, when we were having dinner, I didn't quite believe Dongzi's introduction. Now, I am completely convinced by you."
Dongzi also turned to me and said, "Shanhong, you're only a few months old, and you're already so amazing. Talk about current events. Xiaoyun thought I was the one who leaked the information. You can even talk about his childhood. It's amazing."
The three foot-washing girls had already been attracted by our conversation. They washed for a while and then stopped to listen. Two of them moved their bodies side to side, so we had to adjust our position from time to time to wash feet.
At this time, No. 24, who was washing my feet, strongly asked me to read her fortune.
I smoked leisurely. Ever since I followed my teacher, I've been able to imitate his demeanor to a certain extent. Occasionally, I flicked the ash off my cigarette.
She said coquettishly, "Let me see it."
"Give us a 30% discount and we'll show it to you."
"OK."
When I heard that, I burst out laughing: "I can tell at once that you are the boss's relative."
"Why?"
Even Dongzi and Xiaoyun laughed out loud.
Dongzi laughed and said, "You are not the boss's relative, so what right do you have to give me a 30% discount?"
Number 24 blushed immediately.
The fat girl No. 25 then spoke up: "Teacher, please tell me about her personality."
I glanced at the thin girl out of habit. She had a very distinctive face, called "cheerful but stubborn." In other words, her personality was polar opposites. When she was cheerful, she was a typical optimist, but when she was stubborn, no one could persuade her.
"You're an optimist, cheerful, and easy to get along with. You don't have any bad intentions and you speak your mind."
Her face lit up when she heard that. She then said coquettishly, "You can't just pick out good things to say. If I have any shortcomings, you can just tell me directly."
"Really? Aren't you afraid they'll hear it?"
"They both know my flaws."
"The downside is that he's sometimes incredibly stubborn. Even nine oxen can't pull him back."
Numbers 25 and 26 chuckled.
"What else?"
"Also, I'm extremely selfish when it comes to love."
"I don't understand, could you explain it to me?"
"I can only give you an analogy to explain this. It's like your attitude towards men is polarized. You will never put yourself in a difficult position for a man you don't like, even if he has a fortune and looks like Pan An, you just don't like him.
If you like a man, especially if you fall in love with him, you are completely in love with him. You are infatuated with him. If this man betrays you, you will do anything...
"Cough, cough, cough." The fat girl coughed a few times to remind me not to continue.
The thin girl stared at the fat girl and yelled, "I'm not afraid, why are you coughing?" Then she smiled at me and said, "Sir, go on."
I simply said, "You might want to kill him, or jump into the river or hang yourself."
Unexpectedly, she admitted openly, "I admire your real kung fu skills. You've hit the nail on the head. I'll give you a 50% discount. If the boss doesn't agree, I'll pay for it myself."
Winter cried out: "Brave,"
Xiaoyun smiled and said, "It's indeed bold."
I must use my ultimate move to shock her once more. Then he sneered, "With your personality, it's a waste to wash your feet. Go and become a small boss yourself, and you can become a big boss in the future."
"real?"
"I never tell lies. You have courage. If I'm not mistaken, your long hair has hardly changed."
"Ah?" the three of them shouted at the same time.
I said slowly, "Because you have a mole on the back of your neck, it's very conspicuous, and you want to cover it up."
The three women stopped at the same time.
Dongzi said, "Let's see if what the master said is right?"
The thin girl stood up, turned around and put her hair up.
Sure enough, there was a black spot.
The whole house was filled with screams.
Dongzi and Xiaoyun both stared at me with admiration.
I imitated the teacher's demeanor. You were surprised, but I remained nonchalant. The lighter clicked, the flame shot up, and I leisurely smoked.
Xiaoyun sighed, "Unbelievable, unbelievable."
Everyone wanted to add me on WeChat, but I waved my hand and explained, "Except for my family, I don't add anyone else on WeChat."
Xiaoyun asked: "Why is this?"
I laughed and said, "If you ask me to predict your fortune next time, and I'm absolutely right, you'll think I just looked at your WeChat Moments. In our line of work, we have to test our skills."
Dongzi came to my rescue: "Shanhong is right, Xiaoyun, I'll tell you Shanhong's phone number later. It will be just as convenient if you have her."
The three women didn't even dare to ask for my WeChat account.
After washing, the front desk only charged us a 50% discount.
On the way home, I felt a little lost. I had read the books my teacher had given me and had done so without a single mistake.
Of course, this was just an appearance, and then I made a mistake.
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